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Moe's Ark: Premium Walkthrough

LPNintendoITA
11382 posts Member
edited August 2018
Day Old Donuts

Gil starts

Gil: Ol' Gil's got a real sweet treat for you today, Springfield.
Gil: Day Old Donuts!
Homer: Mmm... donuts.
Lisa: You're not really planning to eat those stale donuts, are you?
Homer: No, I'm going to use them to purchase Professor Frink, have him build a time machine, then travel back in time to when the donuts were still fresh. And then eat them.

On offer accepted:
Gil: Really? Well hot damn! The kids are going to eat tonight!

On offer declined:
Gil: C'mon, Gil really needs this. They're going to take my kidney!

Have You Heard the News? Pt. 1

Azzlan starts

Azzlan: Pardon me, young man, but Have You Heard the News?
Ralph: Cats don't talk, silly. They say, "bark bark".
Azzlan: I'm not a cat. And if I were, I wouldn't bark.
Ralph: My mommy says bark is for trees not for lunch.
Azzlan: That’s sound advice. I just remembered I have an appointment across town.

Task: Make Azzlan Offer Solace
Time: 8h
Location: Homes
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Have You Heard the News? Pt. 2

Azzlan starts

Azzlan: Pardon me, kind sir, Have You Heard the News?
Ned: Oh, my! Are Rod and Todd alright?
Azzlan: Fear not. I'm spreading the word of how you can be saved.
Ned: Spread away! My bread is always open to a schmear of fellowship with a feline fellow believer.

Task: Make Ned Invite Azzlan in for Bread and Wine
Time: 4h
Location: Flanders House
Task: Make Azzlan Fellowship With Flanders
Time: 4h
Location: Flanders House

Ned: Forgive me, Lord for buckin’ the bible thumpin', but I just can't take this talking Lion seriously.
Azzlan: I was for certain I found another member of the cause. You're just like all the others.
Ned: You make a great King of the jungle but a lousy King of the Jews. We're done here.

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Have You Heard the News? Pt. 3

Azzlan starts

Azzlan: Pardon me, sir! Have you heard the news of how you can be saved?
Homer: Did Marge sign me up for another Gut Gazers Diet program?!
Azzlan: No, but I'm sure if you read this pamphlet, you'll find what your heart desires.
Homer: My heart desires cholesterol in the form of donuts and cheesecake.
Azzlan: This isn't working out. I need to try a new approach.

Task: Make Azzlan Hand Out Literature
Time: 4h
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Have You Heard the News? Pt. 4

Azzlan starts

Azzlan: I need your advice. I can't seem to get anyone to listen to me.
Rev. Lovejoy: Come again? I was texting Helen to pick up large print bibles. It’s senior citizen Sunday this week.
Azzlan: Never mind.

Task: Make Azzlan Eat His Feelings at Krusty Burger
Time: 24h
Location: Krusty Burger
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Have You Heard the News? Pt. 5

Marge starts

Marge: Don't eat that! Cats can't digest Krusty Burgers! Humans barely can. And you have so much to live for.
Azzlan: No one wants to hear the news. What's the point anymore?
Marge: Why don't I help you out. I can take some of this literature off your paws and spread the word.
Azzlan: You promise you won't toss it in a dumpster on your way home?
Marge: Absolutely! I swear on this stack of pamphlets.
Azzlan: Oh, thank you, Marge! This is a sign, I can't give up now. The people need me to spread the news!

Task: Make Azzlan Restock on Pamphlets at Serfsons House
Time: 4h
Location: Serfsons House
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP

Peek-At-Em Park

Auto starts

Lisa: Look, Dad! These animals are amazing!
Homer: Can’t look now, honey. Daddy's doing important texting. You're not supposed to text and parent at the same time.
Lisa: But don't you want to admire the animals’ beauty?
Homer: Not while I'm typing “screw you” in emojis to Flanders.

Task: Make Lisa Visit Peek-At-Em Park
Time: 4h
Location: Peek-At-Em Park
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Coming to Springfield Pt. 1

Homer starts

Homer: It's great to see you again Kitenge! This time I'll be your guide.
Kitenge: So, you'll fight off a hippo and have all your bones broken while I escape to safety?
Homer: Wait, I thought hippos would be extinct by now!
Maggie: *suck suck*
Homer: Maggie, you knew this, and you didn't tell me?!

Task: Make Kitenge Go to Moe's
Time: 12h
Location: Moe's Tavern
Homer: Make Homer Go to Moe's
Time: 4h
Location: Moe's Tavern
Task: Reach Level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Coming to Springfield Pt. 2

Kitenge starts

Kitenge: I'm bored. Can we do something besides drink, Homer?
Homer: You're bored because you don't drink enough. When you drink until you can't remember, then you'll have fun.
Kitenge: I should have gone to the library with Lisa.
Homer: Alright, you party pooper. I'll take you and that cute bush baby somewhere way more exciting.

Task: Make Kitenge Shoo Bush Baby
Time: 8h

Kitenge: Eeaagh! I hate bush babies! Every time they do their awful business right on my shoulder!

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Coming to Springfield Pt. 3

Homer starts

Homer: This is my kingdom, and this is my throne… plus the one I showed you in the restroom.
Kitenge: That was a real eye-opener.
Homer: Here, have a donut. They're good for taking the edge off having to show up for a job.
Kitenge: Enough! I don't care about your donuts. I want to do something fun.
Homer: Fine, let me just forge my time card and I'll show you one of the best places in town.

Task: Make Kitenge Eat Krusty Burgers
Time: 24h
Location: Krusty Burger
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Coming to Springfield Pt. 4

Kitenge starts

Kitenge: I must admit that Krusty Burger was pretty good. What’s in it?
Homer: It’s best not to ask.
Homer: Now finish your emu burger so we can make it home for dinner.
Kitenge: Dinner? I am stuffed, I can't eat again. Especially not right away.
Homer: But Krusty Burgers are pregame grease for the gears before eating Marge's cooking.

Task: Make Marge Cook a Special Dinner
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
Task: Make Homer Pre-Game at Krusty Burger
Time: 4h
Location: Krusty Burger
Task: Make Kitenge Go to the Simpson's House for Dinner
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Coming to Springfield Pt. 5

Marge starts

Marge: We're so happy you're visiting, Kitenge. I hope Homie showed you a great time.
Kitenge: It has been one of the greatest wastes of time in my life.
Homer: That’s a better review than I usually get.
Kitenge: I'm sorry, Homer. You taught me all the things I don't want to do.
Kitenge: Now to experience America the right way -- without the Simpsons!

Task: Make Kitenge Dance in a Frenzy of Joy
Time: 4h
Task: Make Kitenge Stay in African Tree Resort
Time: 4h
Location: African Tree Resort
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP

Big Bug House

Auto starts

Comic Book Guy: Sometimes a man only gets one chance to become the greatest superhero ever.
Comic Book Guy: Mine is now! That giant spider’s bite will give me powers I desire!

Task: Make Comic Book Guy Visit Big Bug House
Time: 4h
Location: Big Bug House

Comic Book Guy: Alas, spider-powers have eluded me. I am left with but only decaying flesh from the spider's venom.
Comic Book Guy: Worst spider bite ever.

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Duff McShark Tank

Auto starts

Homer: Duff McShark is a star with his own tank! Why couldn't that be you in there, you dumb dog.
Santa's Little Helper: *whimper*
Homer: Is that shark handing out free beer?! You never handed me anything but a chewed-up Frisbee, you dumb dog.

Task: Make Homer Visit Duff McShark Tank
Time: 4h
Location: Duff McShark Tank
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

No Me in Talent Pt. 1

Allison Taylor starts

Allison Taylor: Hey Lisa! Are you entering the Springfield Elementary Talent Show?
Lisa: Nah, it sounds like a made-up event for Principal Skinner to charge people to attend.
Allison Taylor: Well, that's too bad. I was looking forward to playing sax together again.
Lisa: We wouldn't be playing together. We'd be competing. And we know how that would turn out.
Allison Taylor: How?
Lisa: Tell you what, you enter, and I'll stay out of it. Then you're sure to win.

Task: Make Allison Taylor Master Playing Saxophone
Time: 4h
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

No Me in Talent Pt. 2

Allison Taylor starts

Allison Taylor: Alright, Lisa, I've been practicing non-stop. I'm ready to play with you now.
Lisa: Oh, Allison, you don't get it. Practice can't compete with raw talent.
Allison Taylor: I didn't know we were competing. I thought it was just a chance for everyone to show their skills.
Lisa: It is, but some people's' skills just happen to be better than others. It's genetics, nothing to be ashamed of.
Allison Taylor: I'm not ashamed. I'm a great sax player.
Lisa: Sweet Allison. Believing in yourself is really important.

Task: Make Allison Taylor Give Herself a Pep Talk in the Mirror
Time: 4h
Location: Taylor House
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

No Me in Talent Pt. 3

Allison Taylor starts

Allison Taylor: The talent show is tomorrow, and I'm ready! Time to decompress.
Allison Taylor: I haven't worked on my diorama in a while. That always helps me relax.

Task: Make Allison Taylor Play With Diorama
Time: 1h
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

No Me in Talent Pt. 4

Skinner starts

Skinner: Alright students, settle down. Thank you, Lisa, for that odd take on “Baker Street.”
Lisa: Can you give me another chance? This time I'll do it with less Gerry and more Rafferty.
Skinner: I'm not running a charity here, except for the talent show fundraising charity. If you get a second chance, then everyone will want one.
Lisa: This isn't fair. I have natural talent, I shouldn't have to practice.
Allison Taylor: It's okay, Lisa, I didn't think you were that bad.
Skinner: Allison, leave Lisa to wallow in her despair. You're up next.

Task: Make Allison Taylor Put on the Show of a Lifetime
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Elementary

Skinner: That was absolutely beautiful.
Agnes: Knock it off, Seymour! You're blabbering like a baby.

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

No Me in Talent Pt. 5

Lisa starts

Lisa: Allison, you really are better than me. Guess I'll give up music and become a *sniff* music teacher.
Allison Taylor: That’s a horrible thing to say. Don't give up, Lisa. How about from now on we play together as friends?
Lisa: I would really like that.

Task: Make Allison Play Saxophone Duet With Lisa
Time: 4h
Location: Taylor House
Requires: Lisa
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP

Pinkbeardy Yogurt

Auto starts

Bart: Mom. I'm going to Pinkbeardy for chocolate yogurt.
Marge: Were you planning on leaving the rest of us out?
Bart: You're right. What can I get you?
Marge: Nothing. Just seeing my son feeling guilty is yogurt enough for me.

Task: Make Bart Get Yogurt Ingredients That Look Like Drugs
Time: 4h
Location: Pinkbeardy Yogurt
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Diamond in the Bluff Pt. 1

Joan Bushwell starts

Joan Bushwell: I can't believe I overslept and missed my 5:10 AM chimp observation!
Joan Bushwell: That's what I get for sleeping in the trees to record Howler Monkey mating howls.
Joan Bushwell: No matter, the real fun doesn't start until 5:40 AM anyway.
Joan Bushwell: Springfield's lucky to have an expert like me who knows the difference between an Eastern chimpanzee, a Nigeria-Cameroon and a Krusty Burger Laffy Meal toy!
Joan Bushwell: If my chimps mine enough diamonds I can build an even larger refuge… all out of diamonds!

Task: Make Joan Bushwell Observe the Chimps Mining Diamonds
Time: 12h
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Diamond in the Bluff Pt. 2

Joan Bushwell starts

Joan Bushwell: All this sitting and staring from trees and atop termite hills really works up an appetite.
Joan Bushwell: Better replenish my strength with a hearty meal.

Task: Make Joan Bushwell Eat a Quick Lunch of Roots and Water
Time: 1h
Location: Chimp Refuge

Joan Bushwell: I overdid eating roots today. They're growing right through me.

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Diamond in the Bluff Pt. 3

Joan Bushwell starts

Homer: Hey, my anniversary is coming up. Can I have one of those diamonds?
Joan Bushwell: Aw, how sweet! I hate to stand in the way of love. Even if it is between two non-monkeys.
Joan Bushwell: But I'm afraid I'm running low on diamonds.
Homer: Can't you make the monkeys work double shifts?
Joan Bushwell: Not since they unionized and demanded benefits.
Joan Bushwell: You know, if you help me get more workers, I can give you diamonds.
Homer: Springfield is ripe with simple-minded workers. I'll drum up all you need!

Task: Make Homer Trick Springfielders to Working in the Mine
Time: 4h
Location: Chimp Refuge
Task: Make Springfielders Work in the Mine [x10]
Time: 4h
Location: Chimp Refuge
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Diamond in the Bluff Pt. 4

Lenny starts

Lenny: I'm sick of working in these mines, Homer. My lungs are clogged, my vision’s shot, and I'm not even getting paid.
Homer: You're getting paid with the satisfaction of helping your pal get diamonds.
Lenny: Wait. You get to keep the diamonds? That's it, I'm outta here!
Joan Bushwell: Don't go! I was holding onto your diamonds until you were ready. I had your best interest in mind!
Lenny: Wow, you held onto those without telling me with the mine collapse and the 43 days I spent underground? You do have my best interest in mind.

Task: Make Joan Bushwell Bribe Springfielders
Time: 8h
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Diamond in the Bluff Pt. 5

Wiggum starts

Wiggum: Give it up, Bushwell, we're onto your nefarious diamond operation.
Joan Bushwell: Nefarious? You must have the wrong person. Here. Take these diamonds and forget this misunderstanding.
Wiggum: You're right. It is a misunderstanding. Sorry for your trouble. These diamonds should cover up, I mean clear this up.
Lou: Chief, she's trying to bribe you into letting her go.
Wiggum: Who are you, the police? Oh right, we are.

Task: Make Joan Bushwell Hide From the Police
Time: 4h
Location: Chimp Refuge

Joan Bushwell: That was a close one. I was worried I would have to pay off the cops. Again!

Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
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  • LPNintendoITA
    11382 posts Member
    edited August 2018
    Kill Burns Pt. 1

    Homer starts

    Homer: That Mr. Burns is a real piece of work!
    Marge: Homie, don't talk ill about your boss in front of Maggie.
    Homer: I'm sorry Maggie, but even babies should know Mr. Burns is a jerk. He needs to be taught a lesson.
    Marge: Mr. Burns will get what's coming to him, but not from any of us. Right Maggie?
    Maggie: *suck* *suck*

    Task: Make Butterfly Maggie Energize and Fly
    Time: 12h

    Smithers: Who's there?
    Butterfly Maggie: *suck*
    Smithers: Maggie Simpson! How'd you get in here?
    Butterfly Maggie: *suck*
    Smithers: And since when can you do that? Easy now. Just put the sword down.
    Butterfly Maggie: *suck* *suck*
    Smithers: No! I won't betray Mr. Burns. He'll be long gone by the time you find him.

    Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

    Kill Burns Pt. 2

    Lenny starts

    Lenny: It's bad enough we work for that jerk. Now he owns the beer we drink.
    Carl: Burns won't stop until he owns everything and everyone.
    Moe: Youse guys don't know what you're talkin' about, alright. Burns ain't so bad once he's paying you.
    Maggie: *suck* *suck*
    Moe: Hey! No babies allowed after 1 PM. That's when the drunks show up.
    Butterfly Maggie: *suck*

    Task: Make Butterfly Maggie Trash Moe's Bar
    Time: 4h
    Location: Moe's Tavern

    Moe: What have you done to my precious, dirty, leaky bar?
    Butterfly Maggie: *suck* *suck*
    Moe: Alright, I'll spill. Burns was here, he said he was gonna see Krusty next. Now lemme sweep up my booze and get it back into bottles.

    Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

    Kill Burns Pt. 3

    Krusty starts

    Krusty: What do you mean we're out of meat patties? Just use the mystery junk Burns dropped off.
    Maggie: *suck*
    Krusty: It's you! Look, Burns and I help each other out. I scratch his back, he gets Smithers to scratch mine.
    Butterfly Maggie: *suck* *suck*
    Krusty: Okay, calm down. Don't pop your pacifier. I do remember Burns saying something about going to the Kwik-E-Mart.

    Task: Make Butterfly Maggie Investigate the Kwik-E-Mart
    Time: 6s
    Location: Kwik-E-Mart

    Apu: Baby Maggie! You cannot be near my toxic hot dogs and suspect burritos unsupervised.
    Butterfly Maggie: *suck*
    Apu: I am sorry, but I do not understand your adorable baby noises.
    Butterfly Maggie: *suck* *suck*
    Apu: However, if you were asking for the whereabouts of Mr. Burns, he is at the Power Plant. You just missed him.

    Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

    Kill Burns Pt. 4

    Mr. Burns starts

    Mr. Burns: What was that? Is someone there? Ah, it's you. Smithers warned me of your crusade.
    Butterfly Maggie: *intense suck* *enraged suck*
    Mr. Burns: Your diaper gives you great confidence. But I have more. Do your worst, baby.

    Task: Make Butterfly Maggie Get Revenge on Burns
    Time: 4h
    Location: Control Building

    Mr. Burns: Please, take mercy on this withered old man.
    Butterfly Maggie: *remorseful suck*
    Mr. Burns: Ha, while you fell for my mercy ploy, it allowed me time to fall into my trap door.
    Butterfly Maggie: *suck* *suck*
    Mr. Burns: See you around, you layette loser!

    Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

    Kill Burns Pt. 5

    Homer starts

    Homer: Mr. Burns! What are you doing in my house!?
    Mr. Burns: Simpson, help me stop your murderous infant or you're fired.
    Homer: Maggie? She's just a harmless baby.
    Butterfly Maggie: *suck* *suck* *suck* *suck*
    Homer: Where did you learn to swear like a safety inspector? Oh, wait.
    Mr. Burns: She's going to kill me, Simpson! Stop her!

    Task: Make Butterfly Maggie Reach Max "I Have The Power!" Status
    Time: 8h

    Homer: Maggie, people say mean things about their bosses all the time. That doesn't mean we want to kill them.
    Homer: It just means that we wish they were dead.
    Butterfly Maggie: *suck* *cries* *suck*
    Homer: But I am proud you tried to take revenge on Mr. Burns in my honor. That's my girl.
    Butterfly Maggie: *suck suck* *suck* *suck suck*
    Mr. Burns: If you no longer try to kill me, I shall forget this misunderstanding, and be marginally nicer to your father.

    Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP

    Sarah Wiggum Promo

    Gil starts

    Gil: Not taking the bait? I'm the one on the hook, line, and sinker this time.
    Gil: Ol' Gil's going to be sleeping with the fishes for real.

    On offer accepted:
    Gil: I may have been washed up, but my aquarium critters don't have to be!
    Gil: We're all having sushi tonight!

    On offer declined:
    Gil: Ol' Gil's luck is turning around. Larry Kidkill is reopening the zoo. I'll betcha baboons to beluga whales I can sell him the Aquarium.
    Gil: You can't have a zoo without Ol' Gil or fish gills!

    Family Fun Pt. 1

    Sarah Wiggum starts

    Ralph: Happy Christmas, mama!
    Sarah Wiggum: Ralph, Christmas isn't until the end of the year when Santa comes.
    Ralph: I thought Santa came every night, laid on our couch and ate cheese balls.
    Sarah Wiggum: That’s your Daddy, sweetie.
    Ralph: I already got you a present -- my long hair. I just can't get it off my head.
    Sarah Wiggum: Let me help you.

    Task: Make Sarah Wiggum Cut Ralph's Hair
    Time: 8h
    Requires: Ralph
    Task: Reach Level 26 and Build the Wiggum House

    Sarah Wiggum: We are supposed to go to the Aquarium for family day. Where is your father?
    Ralph: He’s at the North Pole with his reindeer!
    Sarah Wiggum: Let’s just go with that. Mommy has to pick up some things at the store. Be good, sweetie.
    Ralph: ‘Cause Santa will find out!

    Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

    Family Fun Pt. 2

    Sarah Wiggum starts

    Sarah Wiggum: Is this all the wine you have, Apu?
    Apu: I may have more boxes of wine in the back.
    Sarah Wiggum: Just to be sure, I better buy it all.
    Apu: Are you throwing some kind of huge party?
    Sarah Wiggum: Just the opposite. I'm buying up all the wine before my AA meeting tonight.
    Sarah Wiggum: Just knowing it’s here is torture. After I buy it can you flush it down the toilet?
    Apu: That will be the first thing down my toilet for a good cause!

    Task: Make Sarah Wiggum Drink Boxed Wine
    Time: 12h
    Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

    Family Fun Pt. 3

    Sarah Wiggum starts

    Sarah Wiggum: Is that you, Marge? I barely recognized you.
    Marge: Lisa and Homer got me a gift card to Jake's. They said I work too hard and deserved it. Isn't that sweet!?
    Sarah Wiggum: Oh, look. Clancy and Ralph just texted me saying the same thing. I work hard and deserve it too.
    Marge: I didn't hear your phone ding.
    Sarah Wiggum: I do work hard, I do! I do! I do!

    Task: Make Sarah Wiggum Visit Jake's Unisex Hair Palace
    Time: 1h
    Location: Jake's Unisex Hair Palace
    Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

    Family Fun Pt. 4

    Wiggum starts

    Wiggum: Hey honey, how was your day?
    Sarah Wiggum: Where have you been? We were supposed to go to Family Fun day at the Aquarium!
    Wiggum: That's today? I thought that was one of those things we talk about but never do.
    Sarah Wiggum: I can't believe you can just forget like that, Clancy.
    Wiggum: I'll make it up to you, Poppin’ Fresh. We can go to the Aquarium right now!

    Task: Make Wiggum Family Go to Aquarium [x3]
    Time: 4h
    Location: Springfield Aquarium

    Sarah Wiggum: This has been a perfect day with my two little angels. Time for a family photo!
    Ralph: Oh look, the sea cows are wrestling!
    Wiggum: Hey, they have ice cream bars shaped like little penguins!
    Sarah Wiggum: Clancy? Ralph? Where did you run off to?

    Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

    Family Fun Pt. 5

    Wiggum starts

    Wiggum: Guh! They taste like actual penguins. Sarah?! Ralph?! Where are you? Better fire a few rounds so they can find me.
    Squeaky Voice Attendant: You shot the Yum Yum fish tank! You can't have weapons in here, you're banned for life!
    Wiggum: I'm the law. You can't ban me. I can only ban myself! So… Chief Wiggum, you're banned!
    Ralph: The water pandas taught me how to slide on my tummy. They're my Mommy and Daddy now!
    Sarah Wiggum: There you two are!
    Wiggum: I knew you'd recognize the sound of my gun.
    Sarah Wiggum: Actually I followed the trail of dead fish to you.

    Task: Make Sarah Wiggum Go Home in Shame
    Time: 4h
    Location: Wiggum House
    Task: Make Wiggum Go Home With Pride
    Time: 4h
    Location: Wiggum House
    Task: Make Ralph Go Home in Ignorance
    Time: 4h
    Location: Wiggum House
    Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP

    Atlantis

    Auto starts

    Milhouse: Look, Bart! It's Atlantis, the lost city!
    Milhouse: I want to marry a mermaid. Let's go check it out!
    Bart: You go ahead. I don't do fish or girls.
    Milhouse: Fine, then you're not invited to our underwater wedding.

    Task: Make Milhouse Fail to Find a Bride in Atlantis
    Time: 4h
    Location: Atlantis
    Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

    Spoon is Mightier Than the Sword Pt. 1

    Knifey Spooney starts

    Knifey Spooney: My first-time stateside. A lot smaller than I expected.
    Knifey Spooney: I gotta find a good spot to grab a bevvie.

    Task: Make Knifey Spooney Drink at Moe's
    Time: 12h
    Location: Moe's Tavern
    Task: Reach Level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern

    Knifey Spooney: This snake pit reminds me of my favorite bottle-o back home! America ain't so bad.

    Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

    Spoon is Mightier Than the Sword Pt. 2

    Knifey Spooney starts

    Knifey Spooney: The perfect bottle-o of scum and villainy. But can't spend my whole trip drinkin'. Gotta see the sights.
    Snake: Not so fast, crocodile skin. Fork over your money, or you'll be tasting my cold steel knife!
    Knifey Spooney: You call that a knife?

    Task: Make Snake Confront Knifey Spooney
    Time: 4h
    Location: Moe's Tavern
    Task: Make Knifey Spooney Intimidate Snake With His Spoon
    Time: 4h
    Location: Moe's Tavern
    Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

    Spoon is Mightier Than the Sword Pt. 3

    Snake starts

    Snake: Dude, that's not fair! Where’d you get a spoon that big?
    Knifey Spooney: It's not a spoon. Now this, this is a knife.
    Knifey Spooney: Now I believe one of us was about to hand over all their money.
    Snake: I think I hear my jail cell calling me. Bye!
    Knifey Spooney: That bloke deserves a good bootin'. Good thing I don't leave home without mine.

    Task: Make Knifey Spooney Patrol Springfield Wearing the Boot
    Time: 4h
    Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

    Spoon is Mightier Than the Sword Pt. 4

    Auto start

    Bart: You're that weird guy we met in Australia. What are you doing here?
    Knifey Spooney: Oh right, you're the kid that almost started a war.
    Bart: Wars are easy. Homework is hard.
    Knifey Spooney: If you say so, kid. Say, you up for a game of Knifey Spooney?
    Bart: When am I not?

    Task: Make Knifey Spooney Challenge Bart to a Game of Knifey Spooney
    Time: 4h
    Location: Brown House
    Task: Make Bart Play a Game of Knifey Spooney
    Time: 4h
    Location: Brown House

    Bart: C'mon, you gotta give me a chance to break even. Best out of 67!
    Knifey Spooney: I think you've had enough.

    Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

    Spoon is Mightier Than the Sword Pt. 5

    Knifey Spooney starts

    Knifey Spooney: No one in this town can challenge me at Knifey Spooney?!
    Bart: I take offense to that.
    Ned: I might be able to give you a fun-run for your money.
    Knifey Spooney: This muzzy-lipped bloke is a joke, right?
    Ned: You're sportin’ a cookie duster from down under yourself there, whisker mister!

    Task: Make Knifey Spooney Challenge Springfielders to a Game of Knifey Spooney
    Time: 4h
    Location: Brown House
    Task: Make Ned Dominate at a Game of Knifey Spooney
    Time: 4h
    Location: Flanders House

    Knifey Spooney: This bloke's bottling his blood's worth! I'm bodgy compared to you. You have to teach me your ways.
    Ned: I've got my first disciple! Follow me on the path to Ned-leousness knowledge.
    Ned: First thing: recite the Lord's prayer backward while sortin’ knives and spoons in the silverware drawer.

    Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP

    Three-Eyed Whale

    Auto starts

    Smithers: Sir, is that whale another result of chemical spillage from the plant?
    Mr. Burns: Nonsense, Smithers. I may drip but my plant nor I have any spillage issues.

    If the user has Mr. Burns: Task: Make Burns Be in Denial of Three-Eyed Whale
    Time: 4h
    Location: Squidport Entrance or Control Building
    Task: Tap Three-Eyed Whale
    Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

    3:10 to Yo Yo Pt. 1

    Yo Yo starts

    Yo Yo: Can you believe it!? We are in the human world, the Toad Spirit must have teleported us here.
    Lisa: Oh my gosh, Yo Yo! You're real!? And you speak English! Springfield English!
    Yo Yo: Yes, we are very real but from another plane of existence. We have to catch the worm train back home.
    Lisa: I don't know where worm trains come from, but good luck!

    Task: Make Yo Yo Give Kangee a Snack
    Time: 4h
    Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

    3:10 to Yo Yo Pt. 2

    Yo Yo starts

    Yo Yo: Excuse me, strange being, have you seen a worm train?
    Moe: Who youse calling strange? And leave my worms outta this!
    Yo Yo: Uh-oh, Kangee, I think we upset it. We best be going.
    Moe: And don't come back!
    Moe: Unless it's family night at the bar, then bring your whole crew. It's a fun time for everyone.

    Task: Make Yo Yo Bound Around to Find Worm Train
    Time: 4h
    Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

    3:10 to Yo Yo Pt. 3

    Yo Yo starts

    Yo Yo: Mister, have you seen the worm train?
    Grampa: What the...? A flying Kangaroo! When I was in the war I flew a bunch of different animals... a jackrabbit...
    Yo Yo: Oh, look at that, I actually think I see the worm train over there. Gotta go, bye!

    Task: Make Yo Yo Avoid Grampa
    Time: 4h
    Location: Krusty Burger
    Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

    3:10 to Yo Yo Pt. 4

    Cletus starts

    Cletus: Brandine, you see what I'm seeing?
    Yo Yo: Kangee is pretty isn't she?
    Cletus: Pretty tasty! We goin' eat good tonight.
    Brandine: I'll fire up the stew pot!
    Yo Yo: Hurry, Kangee, get us out of here!

    Task: Make Yo Yo Escape Cletus
    Time: 4h
    Location: Brown House
    Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

    3:10 to Yo Yo Pt. 5

    Yo Yo starts

    Yo Yo: Kangee, look! The worm train! We can finally go home!
    Lisa: Yo Yo, wait! I've seen how the movie ends. You can't go back to your time. Besides, Springfield isn't so bad.
    Yo Yo: Based on my experience, it's a pretty bad place. And I need to save Aunt Ginzee from the Toad Spirit.
    Lisa: You never liked her anyway. Besides, what if she's happy with the Toad Spirit?
    Yo Yo: She does make me brush my teeth before bed and got me socks for my birthday. You're right, she's the worst!
    Lisa: Give Springfield another chance. We arrest people who give bad gifts!

    Task: Make Yo Yo Give Springfield Another Chance
    Time: 4h
    Location: Simpson House

    Yo Yo: This might just be a good fit for us, Kangee. If we can avoid the people trying to kill and eat us.

    Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP

    Giant Lobster Scorpion

    Auto starts

    Willie: Look at the size of ya. You'd be a tasty treat on Willie’s dinner plate. That’s if Willie ate off dinner plates.
    Squeaky Voice Attendant: Uh, Sir, you can't eat the Lobster Scorpion.
    Willie: This crusty groundskeeper will eat any crustacean he wants. Now outta my way!

    Task: Make Willie Try to Eat a Lobster Scorpion
    Time: 4h
    Location: Giant Lobster Scorpion
    Task: Tap Giant Lobster Scorpion
    Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

    Tower of Babel

    Auto starts

    Ned: That, boys, is one of man's greatest mistakes. They tried to build a tower to heaven.
    Rod: I want to go to heaven! Let's climb it!
    Ned: No Rod, you diddly don't. The Lord dealt out a mighty powerful punishment on the people who built this tower.
    Rod: Being punished is my favorite hobby!
    Ned: Then your punishment is no punishment!

    Task: Make Ned Be Condescending About Tower of Babel
    Time: 4h
    Location: Tower of Babel
    Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

    Rosh Hashanah Pt. 1

    Rabbi Krustofsky starts

    Rabbi Krustofsky: God, I was thinking, we never have guests over.
    God: I wouldn't be able to walk around in my robe if we had guests, Krustofsky. You know I like my alone time.
    Rabbi Krustofsky: How about just one guest? I would love to see my son.
    God: Oh my Me. I can't say no to that face. Fine. But only for one day.

    Task: Make Krusty Go to Jewish Heaven
    Time: 4h
    Location: Jewish Heaven
    Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

    Rosh Hashanah Pt. 2

    Auto starts

    Rabbi Krustofsky: It's good to see you again, son! I've missed you.
    Krusty: Hi, Dad. Hey-Hey, God. What's the kid doing here?
    Jesus Christ: S’up?
    God: Trying to get him away from video games. Jesus, put the controller down!
    Jesus Christ: Whatever.
    Rabbi Krustofsky: Krusty, I'm glad you're spending New Year's Day with me. Did you bring my Shofar?
    Krusty: It’s right in my big clown pocket!

    Task: Make Krusty Blow His Shofar
    Time: 4h
    Location: Jewish Heaven
    Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

    Rosh Hashanah Pt. 3

    Auto starts

    God: It's time for you to go, Krusty.
    Rabbi Krustofsky: I hate saying goodbye.
    Krusty: Tell ya what, how about we eat some Krusty Burgers together before I go?
    Rabbi Krustofsky: Guess I can't get any deader. Sure.

    Task: Make Krusty Share a Last Meal
    Time: 4h
    Location: Jewish Heaven
    Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

    Rosh Hashanah Pt 4

    Auto starts

    Devil Flanders: Hottily-hoodily, underground neighborino! Welcome to H-e-double bent paper clips!
    Krusty: What the-? How did I end up here? God said he was sending me home.
    Devil Flanders: I'll bet he didn't specify which home. Pull up a pitchfork and get poking.
    Krusty: I have to get out of here!

    Task: Make Krusty Try to Escape Jewish Hell
    Time: 4h
    Location: Jewish Heaven

    Krusty: This clown can't stay down. You gotta get me back up to Springfield.
    Devil Flanders: What do I get by letting you go?
    Krusty: I'll give you the souls of everyone who eats a Krusty Burger.
    Devil Flanders: They have to eat AND digest it.
    Krusty: Guh. That’s asking a lot.

    Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
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