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Thanksgiving and Black Friday 2018: Premium Walkthrough

LPNintendoITA
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edited November 2018
Mr. Mean Guy Pt. 1

Morty starts

Morty: All right, who’s up for a game of poker?
Grampa: We’re watching Matlock.
Morty: Matlock?! I’m super old and even I don’t remember what that is.
Morty: Can’t we switch it to something more exciting? There’s a boxing match on.
Jasper: I’ll box your ears if you don’t pipe down.
Morty: Bring it!

Task: Make Morty Get in a Fight
Time: 1h

Squeaky Voice Attendant: That's it Mr. Szyslak, you've got to go! That’s the third time this week you’ve given an adult diaper wedgie.
Morty: I was just helping him adjust his pants!
Squeaky Voice Attendant: I don't want to hear it. Get your things and get out!
Morty: Fine, who needs this dump anyway.

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Mr. Mean Guy Pt. 2

Morty starts

Morty: Good riddance! Who needs ya!
Moe: Dad, why do you have your stuff packed up? I pay good money to forget about you in there.
Morty: They’re a bunch of walking corpses!
Moe: Yeah, walking corpses who don’t make trouble.
Morty: I ain’t goin’ back there!
Moe: Well you can’t live with me. You’re gonna have to learn some manners and find a job and a place to live.
Morty: Ah, crap in your hat!

Task: Make Morty Refine His Social Skills
Time: 24h
Location: Mattress King Warehouse

Moe: Well, Dad, what have you learned?
Morty: That it is impolite to ask someone how much he or she makes, or to physically assault them.
Moe: Great! I think you’re ready to go on a job interview!

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Mr. Mean Guy Pt. 3

Auto starts

Raphael: So, why do you want to work at Johnny Bermuda Retirement Attire?
Morty: Well, as an older gentleman, I know what retirees want in a men’s leisurewear store.
Morty: Flowing, shapeless Hawaiian shirts, free cologne samples, and to be left the hell alone.
Raphael: So you’re planning on doing nothing?
Morty: No, I’ll be watching golf. I want to show people how relaxed Johnny Bermuda can make them.
Raphael: You’re hired!

Task: Make Morty Work at Johnny Bermuda Retirement Attire
Time: 12h
Location: Mattress King Warehouse

Moe: How’d your first day of work go, Dad?
Morty: Great! Until I got fired.
Moe: How do you get fired on your first day?!
Morty: Apparently you’re not allowed to drink on the job.
Moe: They don’t even have liquor there!
Morty: But the cologne has a hell of a kick!

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Mr. Mean Guy Pt. 4

Morty starts

Morty: I saw your posting looking for a roommate in the paper and I think I would be a great fit.
Wiggum: That wasn’t a roommate posting, it was the police blotter.
Wiggum: You’re wanted for drunk and disorderly conduct.
Wiggum: You’re coming downtown.
Morty: Well, at least I’ll have a roof over my head for the night.
Wiggum: Actually, Jailbird tunneled his way through the roof, so there’s a giant hole in it.

Task: Reach Level 17 and Place the Police Station
Task: Make Morty Spend the Night In Jail
Time: 4h
Location: Police Station

Wiggum: Look, I don’t think this living arrangement is working out.
Wiggum: You never do the dishes, you’re always drunk on toilet wine, and you tried to stab me three times.
Morty: Just give me till the end of the week.
Wiggum: You gotta go!

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Mr. Mean Guy Pt. 5

Morty starts

Morty: You know I'm desperate if I'm coming to you for help. I haven't been to church in ages.
Rev. Lovejoy: The Lord welcomes all his sheep home, no matter how far they've strayed.
Morty: Great. I need a place to stay. Can you help me?
Rev. Lovejoy: A place to stay?!
Rev. Lovejoy: How about you get a job like the rest of us instead of asking for handouts?

Task: Make Morty Give Up
Time: 1h
Location: Mattress King Warehouse

Morty: I can't do it anymore.
Morty: I guess I'll just waste away in this warehouse full of mattresses.
Morty: Wait, that's it! I'll stay here!
Morty: All I need is to pile a few of those empty mattress boxes together and I’ll have a real nice bed!

Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP

Brothers and Box Springs Pt. 1

Marv starts

Marv: I don’t know what’s happening, I haven’t made a mattress sale all month.
Marv: Granted, the mattresses are marked up so much I only need to sell one a month to stay in business, but still!
Moe: Maybe you need to hit the pavement and get the word out.
Marv: Well, I have been working on some new sign-spinning moves.
Marv: And I do love disrupting people at crosswalks...

Task: Make Marv Aggressively Advertise
Time: 24h
Location: Mattress King
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Brothers and Box Springs Pt. 2

Auto starts

Marv: I spent all day out there and didn’t get as much as a “Get the hell out of my way, jerk!”
Marv: I knew I shoulda been spinnin’ the sign counterclockwise!
Moe: Maybe you’re losing out to those new online companies that deliver the bed right to your door.
Marv: How does that work?
Moe: You just pick out a mattress, put in your address, and they send it directly to you--
Marv: No, I mean the Internet. How does it work?
Moe: You’ve never been on the Internet?!
Marv: I played a video slot machine once, does that count?

Task: Make Marv Go Online for the First Time Ever
Time: 1h
Location: Mattress King

Marv: Wow, that was the weirdest ten minutes I ever spent.
Moe: Uh, you were on the Internet for two days.
Marv: Fake news!

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Brothers and Box Springs Pt. 3

Marv starts

Marv: It’s no use, I can’t compete with the Internet.
Marv: If I was up against a regular store, I’d just douse their mattresses with Hungarian Mattress Gnashers...
Marv: But how do you attack the Internet?
Moe: You gotta go old school and break their thumbs.
Marv: Huh?
Moe: Hit the thumbs-down button and give ‘em bad reviews!

Task: Make Marv Give Online Mattress Stores Bad Reviews
Time: 12h
Location: Mattress King

Marv: I down-voted them with a hundred fake aliases, but it doesn’t seem to do much good.
Moe: What are you talking about, you drove their rating down to 2-out-of-5 stars!
Marv: Yeah, and it’s still a higher rating than my store!

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Brothers and Box Springs Pt. 4

Marv starts

Marv: It’s no use, my mattress store is ruin’t.
Marv: Once Dad finds out I squandered the family business, he’s gonna cut me out of his will.
Marv: Or worse, he’s gonna cut me out of our old mattress commercials.
Moe: Hey, why don’t we shoot one last commercial together!
Marv: What’s the point?
Moe: What do we got to lose, besides a bunch of money and our dignity?

Task: Make Marv Record a Commercial with Moe
Time: 4h
Location: Mattress King
Requires: Moe

Marv: Whoa, Moe! Are you okay? You fell pretty hard off those mattresses.
Moe: I’m fine, I’m wearin’ leather.
Marv: My commercial is ruined!

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Brothers and Box Springs Pt. 5

Marv starts

Marv: Hey, what are all these people doing in my store?
Moe: They’re here to buy mattresses, dummy.
Moe: Our commercial was so terrible that it went viral!
Marv: You mean these people all think I’m a joke?! I’ll show them!
Moe: Whoa, whoa, whoa, put your shoe back on. You can loafer smack ‘em *after* they buy a queen set for only one hundred and forty-nine dollars.
Marv: Wow, I just sold five memory foams. I’m gonna remember this day forever!

Task: Make Marv Sell Mattresses
Time: 4h
Location: Mattress King

Marv: I sold more mattresses today than the Water Damage Super Sale after that hurricane.
Moe: Uh, yeah, me too.
Marv: You bought one of those online mattresses, didn’t you?!
Moe: I couldn’t resist! It was too convenient! Free in-home delivery!
Marv: I’m gonna shoe-smack you so hard!

Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP

Bob's Buddhas Pt. 1

Marge starts

Marge: I want to speak to the manager, this food is horrible!
Sideshow Bob Silhouette: You rang?
Bart and Lisa: Ahh! Sideshow Bob!
Bart: You’re the owner of Bob’s Big Buddha?!
Sideshow Bob: That’s right. And I suppose you’re going to accuse me of trying to poison you?
Lisa: No, we’re going to accuse you of cultural appropriation!
Sideshow Bob: What?!
Bart: Trying to kill me is one thing, but attempting to pass this bland food off as authentic Chinese? Not cool, man!
Sideshow Bob: But... but... I’m using Chinese recipes!

If the user has Sideshow Bob: Task: Make Sideshow Bob Change the Menu
Time: 4h
Location: Bob's Big Buddha
Task: Make Lisa Shame for Cultural Appropriation
Time: 4h
Location: Bob's Big Buddha
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Bob's Buddhas Pt. 2

Bart starts

Bart: Gross, the food is worse than before!
Sideshow Bob: But I didn’t use any Chinese ingredients at all!
Lisa: Now you’re not honoring the culture you’re trying to appropriate!

If the user has Sideshow Bob: Task: Make Sideshow Bob do Some Soul Searching
Time: 4h
Location: Bob's Big Buddha
Task: Make Bart Complain About Gross Food
Time: 4h
Location: Bob's Big Buddha

Sideshow Bob: Well, I’m selling the restaurant.
Sideshow Bob: Turns out being a restaurateur is harder than being a murderer.
Bart: I’m giving you bad reviews on both Yelp and Help, the attempted murder reviewing site!

Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP

In the Zone Pt. 1

Milhouse starts

Milhouse: This Escape Zone is freaking me out! I’m already lost!
Bart: We're still in the parking lot, you baby!

Task: Make Bart Sneak Into The Escape Zone
Time: 4h
Location: The Escape Zone
Task: Make Milhouse Sneak Into The Escape Zone
Time: 4h
Location: The Escape Zone
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

In the Zone Pt. 2

Milhouse starts

Milhouse: I guess these escape rooms are actually kinda fun.
Bart: You should sign up for their membership program.
Milhouse: That sounds like a great idea. Thanks!
Bart: Heh heh, now he’ll never escape from their membership fees!

Task: Make Bart Abandon Milhouse
Time: 4h
Location: The Escape Zone
Task: Make Milhouse Sign Up for Ironclad Membership
Time: 4h
Location: The Escape Zone
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP

Monster Minions

Auto starts

Shuffles: Looks like we're the left-over scraps.
Cloakie: Anyone want to run and grab a bite?
Wearywolf: No more running.
Shuffles: Yeah, kid. We don't have your unending energy and vigor anymore.
Cloakie: That's okay. I saw a bloodmobile around the corner. I'll just grab a "to go" bag from there.

Task: Tap Cloakie
Task: Tap Wearywolf
Task: Tap Shuffles
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Black Friday 2018 Pt. 1

Auto starts

Task: Purchase 12 Donuts
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Black Friday 2018 Pt. 2

Auto starts

Task: Purchase 60 Donuts
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Black Friday 2018 Pt. 3

Auto starts

Task: Purchase 132 Donuts
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Black Friday 2018 Pt. 4

Auto starts

Task: Purchase 300 Donuts
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Black Friday 2018 Pt. 5

Auto starts

Task: Purchase 600 Donuts
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Black Friday 2018 Pt. 6

Auto starts

Task: Purchase 900 Donuts
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Ninth Wonder of No One Pt. 1

Homer starts

Homer: I can’t believe I made this happen.
Lisa: Wow, Dad! You built a poignant sculpture about the evils of commercialism?
Homer: I put a giant magnet in the supermarket parking lot and caused this mess.
Homer: No wait, yours is better. I did this art thing on purpose. Yeah.

Task: Make Lisa Admire Art Piece
Time: 4h
Location: Shopping Cart Pile Up
Task: Make Homer Pretend He Intended to Make Art
Time: 4h
Location: Shopping Cart Pile Up
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Ninth Wonder of No One Pt. 2

Auto starts

Homer: So you mean this mangled mess actually means something?
Lisa: Yes! You’ve decontextualized the symbol of rampant capitalism!
Homer: Woo-hoo! I made art -- I’m gonna be rich!

Task: Make Homer Capitalize on Anti-Capitalist Art
Time: 4h
Location: Shopping Cart Pile Up
Task: Make Lisa Lose Faith in Art
Time: 4h
Location: Shopping Cart Pile Up
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP

A Baffling Ordeal Pt. 1

Ned starts

Ned: I came in here looking for a pack of gum and I ended up with six shopping carts full of junk!
Ned: I’m guilty of gluttony, coveting, and taking too many free samples from the Swedish meatball lady!
Ned: I need to get my head on straight.
Ned: Excuse me, underpaid employee-orino, could you point me in the direction of the Bible aisle?
Squeaky Voice Attendant: Sure, it’s between the hubcap-sized communion wafers and the Shrine-Sol Pulpit Polish.

Task: Make Ned Shop for a New Bible
Time: 4h
Location: Monstromart
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

A Baffling Ordeal Pt. 2

Ned starts

Ned: Sweet David vs. Goliath, these Bibles are bigger than me!
Ned: I guess the Lord is testing my faith and my core strength.
Ned: *screams* Oh, my back! And my front!
Dr. Hibbert: *chuckles* Sounds like you might’ve given yourself a hernia.
Dr. Hibbert: Might want to pick up a few of hernia Bible belts.

Task: Make Ned Pray Away His Hernia
Time: 4h
Location: Monstromart
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP

Put the D'oh! in Donut Pt. 1

Homer starts

Homer: I’ve changed my shirt six times today from drooling on it, instead of the usual five from sweating on it. What gives?
Lenny: The Lard Lad Factory has been working overtime to make Russian Nesting Donuts.
Lenny: It’s seven donuts in one!
Homer: Sounds like once again, Russian Snackers are tampering with our confections. And I like it!

Task: Make Homer Search for the Special Donut
Time: 8h
Location: Lard Lad Donut Factory
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Put the D'oh! in Donut Pt. 2

Homer starts

Lenny: Smart thinking putting on the bib, Homer. Where’d ya get it?
Homer: From the bib dispenser in the men’s room.
Lenny: Those are the toilet seat covers.
Homer: Hey, if it’s good enough for my ass, it’s good enough for my shirt!
Homer: Two dozen Russian Nesting donuts, please.
Squeaky Voice Attendant: Sorry, sir, we’re sold out.
Homer: Nooo!!!

Task: Make Homer Lick Glaze Off Lenny's Fingers
Time: 4h
Location: Lard Lad Donut Factory
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
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Replies

  • I'm assuming with the Black Friday quest chain, we're not going to be able to cheese our way through.

    If that's the case, the Lard Lad Dount Factory is going to be a hard no sell.
    Trying to control the horizontal & the vertical. Do not adjust your TV.
  • To clarify, the only way to acquire the Lard Lad Donut Factory is to spend $49.99 on 900 donuts?
  • kcm3212503 wrote: »
    To clarify, the only way to acquire the Lard Lad Donut Factory is to spend $49.99 on 900 donuts?

    Yep. It's currency output of 6 Donuts every 24 hours is going to make it hard to see this return anytime soon.

    If it does, it would probably be as an in-app, cash purchase, like it is now. ($49.99 + tax)
    Trying to control the horizontal & the vertical. Do not adjust your TV.
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