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Love, Springfieldian Style: Premium Walkthrough

LPNintendoITA
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edited January 30
Valentine Donut Promo

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Laird Ladd: Hey there, Homer. How's my favorite donut fan?
Homer: How’d you know I liked donuts?
Laird Ladd: *tapping chest* The answer is right there.
Homer: In my heart?
Laird Ladd: No, you’ve got powdered sugar all over your shirt.
Laird Ladd: But speaking of hearts, I’ve got something extra special - heart shaped donuts!
Laird Ladd: And it’s wrapped up in a cute little piece of bacon.
Homer: Mmm. Bacon donut hearts. If only my heart was made of donuts and bacon, too.
Laird Ladd: Eat enough of ‘em and it will be!
System Message: Laird Ladd is back to clog your arteries with donut goodness, get em' while they're hot!

Valentine Donut Promo 2

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System Message: Check out Laird Ladd's latest batch of Valentine donuts.

Sister Samantha Pt. 1

Samantha Stankey starts

Samantha Stankey: Hey Milhouse! They let everyone in St. Sebastian's out on break early.
Milhouse: Samantha! What's school like there? I heard you guys use spoons for your ice cream instead of the little wooden sticks!
Samantha Stankey: Ah, it's a pretty standard French-Canadian private institute.
Milhouse: You're being taught by Nuns?! That's got to be a lot of religious stuff.
Samantha Stankey: They always make us read the Bible. I think I've read it cover to cover twice now. It gets pretty bloody.
Milhouse: Spoiler alert!

Task: Make Samantha Stankey Read Faithfully
Time: 4h
Location: Benches
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Sister Samantha Pt. 2

Samantha Stankey starts

Samantha Stankey: Do you have any plans for the rest of the day?
Milhouse: I was gonna meet up with Bart and squirt ketchup into a fan. You want to join us?
Samantha Stankey: Wow, jeez, that sounds like a lot of fun! But I've got an assignment I need to work on.
Milhouse: Do you need help? I could lick your finger for you when you have to turn the page.
Samantha Stankey: Sorry, I’ve gotta go.

Task: Make Samantha Stankey Flip French-Canadian Nun Tricks
Time: 12h
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Sister Samantha Pt. 3

Milhouse starts

Milhouse: Whoa, is that what happens when you drink the wine at church?
Samantha Stankey: I don't think I can tell you, Milhouse. I'm sorry, you just don't have the right credentials.
Samantha Stankey: But believe me, it's not like a super cool secret mission or anything like that.
Samantha Stankey: And how about this, I tell you what it's for in my own special language. See if you can figure it out.

Task: Make Samantha Stankey Speak in Nun Tongues
Time: 1h
Location: First Church of Springfield

Milhouse: Now I KNOW you’ve been in the communion wine!

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Sister Samantha Pt. 4

Samantha Stankey starts

Samantha Stankey: Alright, Milhouse, I gotta run and take care of some school stuff. See you around!
Milhouse: See ya! I'm totally not going to follow you and try to find out what you're up to.
Samantha Stankey: The last person who tried to follow me ended up in the hospital.
Milhouse: Don’t say another word or I’ll scream!

Task: Make Samantha Stankey Scare Milhouse
Time: 24h
Location: St. Sebastian's School for Wicked Girls
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Sister Samantha Pt. 5

Samantha Stankey starts

Samantha Stankey: Relax, Milhouse, I’m not going to do anything to you.
Milhouse: You said the last guy who followed you ended up in the hospital!
Samantha Stankey: That’s true... because I was going to the hospital to do volunteer work.
Samantha Stankey: The truth is that I’m trying out for the St. Sebastian gymnastics team.
Samantha Stankey: I just didn’t want to tell you in case I didn’t make the team.
Milhouse: So you lied to my face and scared me because you’re planning on seeing me again, right? Right?!

Task: Make Samantha Stankey Avoid Milhouse
Time: 24h
Location: St. Sebastian's School for Wicked Girls
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP

Jive-irino Pt. 1

Nedward Flanders Sr. starts

Nedward Flanders Sr.: Hey all you hepcats, or “Hep-C’s” as I like to call you. I’m back in Springfield, man!
Capri Flanders: I don’t think we ever left, man...
Nedward Flanders Sr.: What do you mean? I don’t remember anything up until a minute ago.
Capri Flanders: We don’t remember a lot of stuff on account of so much reefer-ino.
Nedward Flanders Sr.: Whoa. Far out man. My brain traveled to like another astral dimension, but my body never left town. That's so freaky-deaky, man!

Task: Make Nedward Flanders Sr. Reprocess Reality
Time: 1h
Location: Java Server or CBGB
Task: Make Capri Flanders Shun Reality Coldly
Time: 1h
Location: Java Server or CBGB

Capri Flanders: Whoa. The light out here is so bright. And the air is so crisp and clear!
Nedward Flanders Sr.: You're right, we'd better find a smoky basement before we lose our edge.

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Jive-irino Pt. 2

Nedward Flanders Sr. starts

Nedward Flanders Sr.: Wow, all that time away really cleared my head. I’m starting to think differently.
Capri Flanders: Me too. I’m losing the urge to say “man”, man.
Ned: Mother and Father Flanders?! You’re back! I’m pleased as a bee’s knees!
Ned: Sorry, all that rhyming’s probably too square for you guys.
Nedward Flanders Sr.: Not in the slightest, Ned. Your conservative looks and manner add structure to your life.
Ned: Uh, are you guys okay?
Nedward Flanders Sr.: We are now that we’re thinking clearly. Will you excuse me? I need to smash these stupid bongos.

Task: Make Nedward Flanders Sr. Bust Up His Bongos
Time: 8h
Location: CBGB
Task: Make Ned Worry About His Parents
Time: 4h
Location: Flanders House

Nedward Flanders Sr.: Ah, that’s much better. Peace and quiet.
Capri Flanders: We’ve come to realize that no one besides the person playing bongos enjoys them.
Ned: How can you say that? Those drums brought you so much joy!
Lisa: Yeah, you guys love jazz.
Capri Flanders: Lisa, don’t be so childish.
Nedward Flanders Sr.: A standard 4/4 beat is really much better to tap your foot to.
Capri Flanders: Jazz is really a bunch of unlistenable garbage that pretentious people act like they can appreciate more than other people.

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Jive-irino Pt. 3

Ned starts

Ned: So since you guys don’t like jazz or railing against The Man anymore, what would you like to do?
Nedward Flanders Sr.: Well it is Sunday, don’t you usually attend church?
Ned: I wouldn’t want to bore you.
Capri Flanders: Nonsense, Ned. Those Bible parables you’re so fond of could shed some light on our modern-day troubles.
Ned: I think I might need a little extra communion wine, and I’m not even Catholic...

Task: Make Nedward Flanders Sr. Attend Church
Time: 4h
Location: First Church of Springfield
Task: Make Capri Flanders Testify at the Pulpit
Time: 4h
Location: First Church of Springfield

On job start:
Rev. Lovejoy: Ned, we need to talk about your parents.
Ned: I’m sorry, Reverend. I won’t ever bring them back here again.
Rev. Lovejoy: Why not? They’re great! I want them front and center next Sunday.
Ned: Good Lord!
Rev. Lovejoy: That’s right!

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Jive-irino Pt. 4

Homer starts

Homer: Why the long face, Flanders? Someone steal your lawn chair? ‘Cause that was me.
Ned: No, it’s my parents. Ever since they came back, they’ve been acting different.
Ned: They’ve been acting... like me.
Nedward Flanders Sr.: Hi-dilly-diddly-ho, Homerino-ino!
Ned: I never realized I was so dang-diddly annoying!
Homer: Wow, Flanders, you hate yourself. I’ve never felt closer to you in my life!
Ned: Maybe I’ll give ‘em a taste of their own medicine by takin’ some of their “medicine.”

Task: Make Homer Hug Ned
Time: 4h
Location: Flanders House
Task: Make Ned Puff Nedward’s Reefer-ino
Time: 4h
Location: Flanders House

Nedward Flanders Sr.: What do you say we climb the stairs and say our bedtime prayers.
Ned: Don’t you ever get sick of being a slave to the man, man?! Wake up!

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Jive-irino Pt. 5

Nedward Flanders Sr. starts

Nedward Flanders Sr.: It’s too weird seeing Ned act like that!
Capri Flanders: It’s freaking me out!
Nedward Flanders Sr.: I’ve got to have a puff to calm me down.
Capri Flanders: Me too, man!
Ned: Status quo, man! Status quo!

Task: Make Nedward Flanders Sr. Do an Interpretive Jive
Time: 4h
Task: Make Capri Flanders Jive to Some Cool Cats
Time: 4h

Nedward Flanders Sr.: Ned, man, you’ve got your priorities all wrong!
Capri Flanders: Every life choice you’ve ever made has been backwards, man!
Ned: Ah, it’s good to be back to normal.

Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP

Vicki Valentine Gil Offer

Gil starts

Gil: Hey folks! Ol' Gil here, ready to sell you a star plucked right out of the sky!
Professor Frink: I'll take it! What kind of star is it? Proto, Red Giant, White Dwarf, Neutron-
Gil: I oversold this. It's a former Hollywood star. You know, like in the moving pictures.

On offer accepted:
Gil: Finally, I'm rid of the Lil' Vicki Valentine brand.
Gil: Now if only I could get some celebrity endorsement deal done, that might make selling these celebrities way easier in the future.
Gil: But, that's a problem for another Gil. I mean day.

On offer declined:
Gil: Why can't I close this deal? Ol' Gil could use the money for another one of those hot baths.
Gil: Or, any kind of entertainment other than watching a VHS of "Hell Hath No Lil' Vicki" for the seventh time today.

Ralph Hits a Big Time Pt. 1

Vicki Valentine starts

Vicki Valentine: Teaching these kids dance classes is the pits.
Vicki Valentine: I'm after the big time again. And I’m going to do it the old fashioned way...
Vicki Valentine: ... by finding a talented child to exploit.
Vicki Valentine: Behind every Kim Kardashian, Kylie Jenner and Khloe Kardashian, there’s a Kris Jenner.

Task: Make Vicki Valentine Audition Child Stars
Time: 8h
Location: Lil Vicki's School of Dance
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Ralph Hits a Big Time Pt. 2

Vicki Valentine starts

Vicki Valentine: *strikes another audition off the list* The jumps were good, the personality was flat.
Vicki Valentine: These kids are all trying to fit into a mold. They’re tainted. I need the ultimate raw clay.

Task: Make Vicki Valentine Review a Lot of Auditions
Time: 1h
Location: Lil Vicki's School of Dance

Ralph: I ate a bunch of clay once and it never came out!
Vicki Valentine: Good lord, this kid is one haircut away from being the next Macaulay Culkin!
Ralph: Ahhhh!
Vicki Valentine: That’s right, just like in Home Alone!
Ralph: No, I was yelling because I think the clay finally came out.

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Ralph Hits a Big Time Pt. 3

Vicki Valentine starts

Vicki Valentine: No, Ralph, you’re doing it all wrong.
Vicki Valentine: Here, let me show you how it’s done.
Vicki Valentine: Luckily I drank a pot of coffee and smoked a pack of cigarettes a day at your age, so my feet haven’t grown at all.

Task: Make Vicki Valentine Put On a Number
Time: 4h
Location: Lil Vicki's School of Dance
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Ralph Hits a Big Time Pt. 4

Vicki Valentine starts

Vicki Valentine: Okay, Ralph, are you ready for your big shot?
Ralph: My daddy gets shot big time a lot! I'm ready.
Vicki Valentine: On second thought, let's hold you back some more. I think I can distract them with some of my classic performances.

Task: Make Vicki Valentine Reignite Her Career
Time: 12h
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Ralph Hits a Big Time Pt. 5

Vicki Valentine starts

Vicki Valentine: All right Ralph, the stage is set. You're in the big show now, here comes Kent Brockman to interview you.
Kent Brockman: Kent Brockman here with Channel Six. Are you excited today, Ralph?
Vicki Valentine: Oh God, this is gonna be bad...
Ralph: You know, Kent, the thing about the live theater is that anything can happen, and that’s what makes it so vibrant and visceral.
Vicki Valentine: He’s actually making sense! He’s going to take me to the top!
Kent Brockman: Who would you say has been your biggest influence while working on this show?
Vicki Valentine: (BIG SMILE)
Ralph: My mommy! Hi mom!

Task: Make Vicki Valentine Scream Internally
Time: 24h
Location: Lil Vicki's School of Dance
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP

Ride or Die Pt. 1

Principal Dongelinger starts

Principal Dondelinger: Finally, some quiet time to reflect on all the students whose lives I ruined by enforcing petty rules.
Homer: Principal Dondelinger? I didn't know you would be here. This is perfect, we can golf together now!
Principal Dondelinger: Simpson, I'm having a quiet evening alone. Now if you don't mind, please leave me be.
Homer: I get nervous on the first hole too. Let me help you tee your ball. *knocks golf bag into pond* Oops!
Principal Dondelinger: You Neanderthal! Can't you go five minutes without ruining someone's day? Have you ever had an intelligent thought a day in your life?!
Homer: Does it count if I realized the intelligent thought I had was actually from a Mentos commercial?

Task: Make Principal Dondelinger Bottle Up Anger
Time: 8h
Location: Golf 'N' Die Retirement Village
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Ride or Die Pt. 2

Principal Dongelinger starts

Principal Dondelinger: I apologize for my behavior, Simpson. However, please leave me alone.
Principal Dondelinger: All I wanted was to play golf in peace. Maybe I can salvage the night, I mean I only get to golf once a week.
Principal Dondelinger: Putting practice should calm my nerves. I'll just hit a few balls then be right as rain.
Homer: I bet you can't hit it further than I just did. That's a new record, I almost got it ten feet away from the tee.

Task: Make Principal Dondelinger Practice Putting
Time: 4h
Location: Golf 'N' Die Retirement Village
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Ride or Die Pt. 3

Principal Dongelinger starts

Principal Dondelinger: The only thing that pairs better with the sunrise is an empty golf course with my name on it.
Homer: Fore... head! We’ve both got huge foreheads!
Principal Dondelinger: Simpson! What are you doing here at this hour?
Homer: *stumbles* The trick to getting up early is setting a couple alarms, and then never going to bed.

Task: Make Principal Dondelinger Cancel Tee Time
Time: 1h
Location: Golf 'N' Die Retirement Village
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Ride or Die Pt. 4

Principal Dongelinger starts

Principal Dondelinger: There's no way Simpson can ruin the Golfing Geezers contest. You have to use your dentures as ID at the door.
Principal Dondelinger: I wonder which sap I'll get paired with. They should consider themselves lucky. I'll carry our team through this thing.
Homer: Hey, partner!
Homer: Don’t tell anyone, but these pinstripe pants are just from me sitting on a freshly painted bench.
Principal Dondelinger: I truly am in hell! You don't even like golf, why do you keep coming here?!

Task: Make Principal Dondelinger Cart Rage
Time: 12h
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Ride or Die Pt. 5

Principal Dongelinger starts

Principal Dondelinger: I can't take this anymore. I'm retiring from retirement.
Principal Dondelinger: The only natural solution to my problems and outbursts of rage is to become a high school principal again.
Principal Dondelinger: Then I'll finally be rid of that lush, Simpson.
Homer: Yeah, at least you'll be rid of that jerk...who are we talking about again?
Principal Dondelinger: *convulses* Simpson!! I must have done something terrible in a past life, like eaten pizza with a fork.

Task: Make Principal Dondelinger Unretire
Time: 24h
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP

Annual Skate Tour Pt. 1

Nikki McKenna starts

Nikki McKenna: This place is just as lame as I remember.
Nikki McKenna: There’s not even a burgeoning slum anywhere. So vanilla.
Bart: Why'd you even bother coming back then?
Nikki McKenna: Not to talk to you.
Bart: Whatever, man.
Nikki McKenna: *scoff* I'm here on official business if you must know.

Task: Make Nikki McKenna Spill the Beans
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Elementary or Brown House
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Annual Skate Tour Pt. 2

Nikki McKenna starts

Nikki McKenna: Skate the Date is the biggest skating competition in the world! I'm going to win it this year!
Bart: I didn't know we hosted international events. I thought the only thing hosted here was rehab for washed up celebrities.
Nikki McKenna: I figured you wouldn't understand. Get out of my way, I need to practice.
Bart: Pff, you probably don’t even know what a double-Rubik’s-candle-toe-flip is.
Nikki McKenna: Sure I do!
Bart: I just made it up!

Task: Make Nikki McKenna Ditch School
Time: 12h
Location: Krusty Burger
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Annual Skate Tour Pt. 3

Nikki McKenna starts

Nikki McKenna: Come on Nikki, you can do this! It’s just a simple 720 backflip with a twist!
Bart: I can help you practice. Having a skating buddy will take some of the pressure off.
Nikki McKenna: Let me think about it. *skates away*
Bart: Something tells me I should get used to that...

Task: Make Nikki McKenna Ditch Bart
Time: 1h
Location: Krusty Burger
Task: Make Bart Enter the Annual Skate Tour
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Elementary or Brown House
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Annual Skate Tour Pt. 4

Nikki McKenna starts

Nikki McKenna: Wow, this is a lot easier with a partner! I guess Bart was right. But you didn't hear that from me!
Milhouse: I didn't hear anything, I'm too focused on not falling! *face plants*
Milhouse: Ow! I think I fractured my inhaler-ing arm.

Task: Make Nikki McKenna Teach Neighborhood Kids How to Skate
Time: 8h
Location: Springfield Skate Park
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Annual Skate Tour Pt. 5

Kent Brockman starts

Kent Brockman: Skate the Date is finally here! Neglected youths everywhere are gathering for what will be the best day of their sad delinquent lives.
Nikki McKenna: I can't believe I'm actually here! Breathe Nikki, I can't get overwhelmed with emotion. Oh my gosh is that Tony Dove!!
Bart: Hey, Nikki. I guess we're going to be competitors now, that's too bad. I am going to hate making you cry.
Nikki McKenna: You entered the competition! I'm...conflicted. I want to destroy you in the contest but I'm also happy we are doing this together.

Task: Make Nikki McKenna Shred
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Skate Park
Task: Make Bart Shred
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Skate Park

Kent Brockman: Well ladies and gentleman, but mostly just frat dudes. It was extremely close, but your winner is...Nikki McKenna!!
Bart: Congrats Nikki, you deserve it. And I guess second place isn’t so bad.
Nikki McKenna: Second place?! You came in dead last! Even Moleman beat you!
Hans Moleman: I let the skateboard ride me!
Nikki McKenna: Looks like you're not as good as you think! But since I'm stuck in this dump of a town, I could show you a few moves.

Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP

Crap Like This Pt. 1

Chazz Busby starts

Chazz Busby: Springfield you haven’t changed a bit since I left!
Chazz Busby: That ain’t a compliment -- you shoulda changed a lot.
Chazz Busby: Now I'm back. And this time, this town has one more chance.

Task: Make Chazz Busby Do a Comeback Routine
Time: 1h
Location: Chazz Busby Ballet Academy
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Crap Like This Pt. 2

Chazz Busby starts

Chazz Busby: For such a small town, this place sure puts on a lot of shows, dance recitals, contests, and pageants.
Chazz Busby: And I want in! Not having a trophy from one of these things is like not having a leg. No offense, Sea Captain!
Sea Captain: None taken -- I’m using a dancing trophy as a peg leg right now!

Task: Make Chazz Busby Do a Couple of These
Time: 12h
Location: Chazz Busby Ballet Academy
Task: Make Sea Captain Soft-shoe on his Trophy-leg
Time: 4h
Location: Chazz Busby Ballet Academy
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Crap Like This Pt. 3

Chazz Busby starts

Chazz Busby: Oh, I think I have found my muse!
Sea Captain: Really?
Chazz Busby: Did I say muse? I mean Mucinex -- because you, sir, are making me sick!
Chazz Busby: You probably can’t even do a couple of these!

Task: Make Chazz Busby Do a Couple of These
Time: 12h
Location: Chazz Busby Ballet Academy
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Crap Like This Pt. 4

Chazz Busby starts

Chazz Busby: This town is more washed up than that whale that exploded on the beach.
Marge: Hey, it's me, Marge. I think I'm your best option.
Chazz Busby: We're doomed. This might be worse than my last bomb, "We're Doomed".
Marge: You might be ready to give up, but I won't. Let's do this!

Task: Make Chazz Busby Coach Marge
Time: 4h
Location: Chazz Busby Ballet Academy
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Crap Like This Pt. 5

Chazz Busby starts

Chazz Busby: The show was a mild success. But that's not good enough. I want major successes only.
Chazz Busby: Maybe it's time I take a break from show business and concentrate on my true passion: putting on shows for free.
Chazz Busby: It’s technically not show “business” if you don’t get paid.

Task: Make Chazz Busby Get Jazzy
Time: 4h
Location: Chazz Busby Ballet Academy
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
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