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Love, Springfieldian Style: Prizes Walkthrough

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edited January 2019
Substitute Everything Pt. 1

Mr. Bergstrom starts

Mr. Bergstrom: Ah, Springfield, and a second chance! It's rare for a substitute to come back.
Skinner: Actually, we're good, no one's taken a sick day in years out of fear of getting fired.
Skinner: We've had the flu at this school constantly for six years.
Mr. Bergstrom: Well, if I can’t be a substitute teacher, I guess I can be a substitute some-other-job...

Task: Make Mr. Bergstrom Research Sub Jobs
Time: 1h
Location: Java Server or Brown House

Mr. Bergstrom: Let’s see what it says in the classified section of the newspaper...
Mr. Bergstrom: “Look for job listings online.”
Mr. Bergstrom: Substitute firefighter, substitute Zamboni driver... I really lucked out that there’s such a bustling Substitute industry.

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Substitute Everything Pt. 2

Mr. Bergstrom starts

Mr. Bergstrom: Hello, my name is Mr. Bergstrom, and I’ll be your substitute heart surgeon today.
Jasper: But you're not a doctor. I'm here for my life-saving heart surgery!
Mr. Bergstrom: Not a problem. I'll just wheel in this TV and show you the movie Patch Adams. It’s ABOUT a doctor.
Jasper: How’s that gonna help me?!
Mr. Bergstrom: Maybe the magic of Robin Williams in a clown nose will fix your arteries?
Mr. Bergstrom: Eh, I’ve gotta figure out something else to substitute for.

Task: Make Mr. Bergstrom Substitute Other Jobs
Time: 12h
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Substitute Everything Pt. 3

Mr. Bergstrom starts

Mr. Bergstrom: Substitute cop, substitute cab driver, substitute sub sandwich maker...
Mr. Bergstrom: My whole life, I’ve only ever substituted for other people.
Mr. Bergstrom: When’s someone going to substitute for *me*?
Jimbo: I’ll substitute for you, Mr. Bergstrom.
Mr. Bergstrom: Really? You’d do that for me?
Jimbo: It’ll probably be the only time outside a courtroom someone will call me “Mr.”
Mr. Bergstrom: I’m finally going to live my own life!

Task: Make Mr. Bergstrom Live His Own Life
Time: 4h
Location: Brown House
Task: Make Jimbo Substitute for Mr. Bergstrom
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Elementary or Brown House

Jimbo: Wow, Mr. Bergstrom lived the first day of his own life HARD.
Lisa: What do you mean?
Jimbo: He joy-rided a motorcycle right into the Carpet Diem Rug Store. He’s in a coma.

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Substitute Everything Pt. 4

Lisa starts

Lisa: How bad is it, doc?
Dr. Hibbert: Well, he probably would’ve been fine, but he substituted his helmet for a cowboy hat.
Lisa: Oh Mr. Bergstrom...
Mr. Bergstrom: Who’s “Mr. Bergstrom?”
Lisa: You are! You are Mr. Bergstrom!
Mr. Bergstrom: Oh yeah! And you are Lisa Simpson!

Task: Make Mr. Bergstrom Remember Who He Is
Time: 4h
Location: Hibbret Family Practice or Springfield General Hospital or Brown House

Mr. Bergstrom: Thanks for helping me remember who I was, Lisa.
Lisa: Of course, Mr. Bergstrom! You’re my favorite substitute teacher ever!
Mr. Bergstrom: Substitute teacher?! What kind of crappy job is that?!
Lisa: Oh no!
Mr. Bergstrom: Just kidding, Lisa. I remember exactly how crappy being a substitute is.
Mr. Bergstrom: And I love it!

Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP

Highlander Games Pt. 1

Groundskeeper Wilma start

Groundskeeper Wilma: Oh, this is great, it's time to prep for the Springfield Highlander Games!
Lisa: How do you prep for that?
Groundskeeper Wilma: Today is a leg and back day -- I eat a leg of lamb, then tip back a bottle of whisky.

Task: Make Groundskeeper Wilma Train for the Games by Eating and Drinking
Time: 4h
Location: Shelbyville Elementary or Springfield Elementary
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Highlander Games Pt. 2

Lisa starts

Lisa: Uh, I think maybe you did a little too much “training” with the whisky.
Groundskeeper Wilma: Nonsense! All that stumbling in the yard was part of my agility training.
Groundskeeper Wilma: Oh blast, I can’t find the keys to my shack.
Groundskeeper Wilma: They must’ve fallen out while I was fallin’ down. Better rake the leaves so I can find ‘em.

Task: Make Groundskeeper Wilma Rake Leaves
Time: 12h
Location: Shelbyville Elementary
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Highlander Games Pt. 3

Groundskeeper Wilma start

Groundskeeper Wilma: I didn’t find my keys until six a.m., and the Games start in only four hours.
Lisa: At least you can get a little rest beforehand.
Groundskeeper Wilma: Sleep? That wouldn't be very Scottish of me. I’m gonna psych myself up by playing me bagpipes!

Task: Make Groundskeeper Wilma Play the Bagpipes
Time: 4h
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Highlander Games Pt. 4

Groundskeeper Wilma start

Groundskeeper Wilma: Aye, it's always sad when the Highlander Games are over.
Lisa: Sorry you didn’t do so well. Maybe next year you’ll do better if you don’t drink so much before.
Groundskeeper Wilma: What are ye talkin’ about? I got first place!
Groundskeeper Wilma: The Highlander Games are all about holding your liquor!
Groundskeeper Wilma: Now I’m off to Joe’s bar to start training for next year!

Task: Make Groundskeeper Wilma Have a Drink at Joe's
Time: 24h
Location: Joe's Tavern
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP

Jenda From the Future Pt. 1

Jenda starts

Jenda: This is Jenda checking in to Time FBI HQ. I'm in Springfield, year 2019.
Jenda: Which means the fashions are, like, so ten years ago.
Jenda: Someone is messing with the timelines in Springfield, and I'm here to stop them.

Task: Make Jenda Hunt Time Fugitive
Time: 12h
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Jenda From the Future Pt. 2

Jenda starts

Jenda: Huh, turns out the “time bandit” was actually just Gil selling broken watches.
Lisa: What are you going to do with your free time in our timeline?
Jenda: I don’t know. I guess I’ll have to do a little old-fashioned brainstorming.

Task: Make Jenda Write Down Ideas
Time: 4h
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Jenda From the Future Pt. 3

Jenda starts

Jenda: Well, the best ideas I came up with are “These markers smell funny” and “Zzzhgjemgipdn...”
Jenda: Maybe I can use my extensive knowledge of the future to make some money.
Jenda: But how do I do that...?

Task: Make Jenda Learn Gambling Tricks From “Back To The Future 2”
Time: 1h
Location: Springfield Downs or Brown House

Jenda: I’m really taking a huge gamble here, but I’m just going to say it...
Jenda: That movie does not hold up. It’s just a bunch of sneaking around!

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Jenda From the Future Pt. 4

Jenda starts

Jenda: Oh, it's no use. I can't bet on sports -- I don't remember any of the results, and couldn't sit through a whole game even if I did.
Jenda: What future things can I take a bet on using my limited knowledge of business in the future?
Jenda: Ooh, I know!

Task: Make Jenda Invest in Clothes
Time: 4h
Location: Java Server or Brown House

Jenda: Sure everyone’s clothing is lame now, but in the future, this will all be vintage!
Jenda: I’ll be a fashion icon!

Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP

Undercover Jailbird Pt. 1

Gloria starts

Gloria: I'm back on the streets!
Gloria: And back on the beat!
Wiggum: Welcome back, Officer Jailbird, you know I completely forgot you were on the force.
Wiggum: But, you know who never forgets? Citation quotas. You’re way behind!

Task: Make Gloria Hit Citation Quota
Time: 12h
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Undercover Jailbird Pt. 2

Gloria starts

Gloria: My wrist is killing me.
Wiggum: It’s called carpal gunnel. Just take two aspirin--
Gloria: Not from *shooting*, from writing so many pointless tickets.
Wiggum: I should charge you with murder, because you’re killing my buzz!
Wiggum: You want to do police “real” work? There’s a robbery in progress at the Kwik-E-Mart!
Gloria: And you’ve just been standing here talking to me?
Wiggum: *shrugs*

Task: Make Gloria Follow the Trail
Time: 1h
Location: Kwik-E-Mart
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Undercover Jailbird Pt. 3

Gloria starts

Gloria: Every clue just leads to another crime scene.
Gloria: And now this clue leads to the bowling alley. Oh well, I may as well roll a few frames.
Gloria: Looks like I’m going to have to write a ticket... for illegally changing lanes.

Task: Make Gloria Practice Bowling
Time: 4h
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Undercover Jailbird Pt. 4

Gloria starts

Gloria: I’ve followed the clues to this park.
Gloria: Looks like the criminal vandalized the garden, there are rose petals all over the ground...
Gloria: And lit candles everywhere, possible arsonist...
Snake: Hello, Gloria.
Gloria: Snake, you’re behind all the crimes?!
Snake: I set up the perfect date for us the only way I knew how. By committing crimes.

Task: Make Gloria Arrest Her Husband
Time: 8h
Location: Springfield Elementary or Brown House
Task: Make Snake Get Put in the Slammer
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Penitentiary, Police Station or Brown House
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
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