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Love, Springfieldian Style: All Dogs Go to Jail Walkthrough

LPNintendoITA
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edited January 30
All Dogs Go to Jail Intro

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Snake: All right, I'll pour my heart out to you lame-o's.
Lisa: Yes! And I promise we, or at least I, will be the most active listeners you've ever had outside a courthouse!

Task: Make Lisa Actively Listen to Snake's Story
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Elementary or Brown House
[b?]Task: [/b]Make Snake Tell a Story About Some Dogs
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Elementary or Brown House

Snake: Alright, my dudes, I’m going to tell you a story about some random dogs. None of this is real, okay?

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

All Dogs Go to Jail Pt. 1

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Dog Snake: Which dumpster should I dine out of tonight, Olive Garbage or Trasher Barrel?
Dog Gloria: Hey, scruffy dog. You want some of my food?
Dog Gloria: I have extra because my human is Comic Book Guy, and he's not very good at portion control.
Comic Book Guy: There is nothing abnormal about eating a baker’s dozen baker’s dozens.
Dog Snake: Some dogs just don't know how good they have it. But, sorry, I don't take handouts.

Task: Make Snake Refuse Handouts
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Elementary or Brown House
Task: Collect Dog Treats [x100]

Dog Snake: Hey Gloria, remember that hilarious joke I just told about not taking handouts?
Dog Gloria: What’s the gag?
Dog Snake: The gag is how much I'm going to eat if you’re nice enough to share with me.
Dog Gloria: You’re in luck, my human just overflowed my bowl with Slim Jims. Snap into ‘em!

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

All Dogs Go to Jail Pt. 2

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Dog Snake: Wow, this is such a strange feeling.
Dog Gloria: What, gratitude?
Dog Snake: No, being full. It’s been a while.
Dog Moe: Man, Snake, how did you get so well fed? I've made this peanut butter jar lid last me days.
Dog Snake: Oh, don't worry, I got us a hookup now. We don't have to worry about food ever again.

Task: Make Snake Raid Gloria's Pantry
Time: 4h
Location: Shady and the Vamp
Task: Collect Dog Treats [x300]

Dog Snake: Here you go, mutts. Mutton for days! In kibble form.
Dog Barney: I've never seen so much food in one place! You're the best, Snake.
Dog Carl: Don't you think someone will notice this amount of food disappearing?
Dog Snake: Have you seen the size of Gloria’s owner? He’s lost more food in his couch cushions than we could ever eat.

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

All Dogs Go to Jail Pt. 3

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Dog Snake: Giving back to the other dogs tickled an itch I haven’t felt since that trip to the Amalflea Coast.
Dog Lenny: C'mon Snake, you've got to let us know your source.
Dog Snake: I don’t want to spoil the gravy train. Or the nacho cheese train for that matter.
Dog Gloria: Hey, Snake, want to hang out? It’s Taco Tuesday and my human passed out mid-al pastor.

Task: Make Snake Attend Taco Feast
Time: 4h
Location: Dining Animals
Task: Collect Dog Treats [x300]

Dog Gloria: Snake, I think we should talk.
Dog Snake: Not now, Gloria, I'm going to town on this burrito.
Dog Gloria: Uh, I think that’s Comic Book Guy’s socks...
Dog Snake: *spits it out*
Dog Gloria: I think my human is noticing that he’s missing food. He’s scared because he’s losing weight.
Dog Snake: Pft, what’s he gonna do? Last I checked I have no collar, which means I'm a free dog.

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

All Dogs Go to Jail Pt. 4

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Dog Snake: Have I sniffed that pole yet? Better sniff it again, just to be sure.
Willie: There you are, you little mongrel. Come over here, you're spending the night in the slammer.
Dog Snake: I never met a dog catcher who smelled worse than me. Good luck catching me!
Dog Snake: Man, I’m a lot slower than I used to be. Gotta convince Comic Book Guy to buy organic.
Dog Gloria: Hey Snake! Who's your human friend?
Willie: I'll just take this lady dog then. That’s how dog catchin' works -- so long as I bring one to the pound Willie gets paid.
Dog Snake: Gloria! I'll save you!

Task: Make Snake Investigate the Dog Prison
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Dog Pound
Task: Collect Dog Treats [x300]

Dog Snake: Gloria is in the hoosegow!
Dog Moe: Who’s in the what-now?
Dog Snake: She’s in the clink, the cooler, the greybar hotel.
Dog Moe: Oh, the calaboose. Why didn’t you say that in the first place?
Dog Snake: We've got to save her!
Dog Barney: Do I smell a heist? No, that's Moe's butt. But count me in.

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

All Dogs Go to Jail Pt. 5

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Dog Snake: If we all stick to the plan and do our job, we’ll walk out with Gloria.
Dog Snake: And, you know, get our food hook-up back!
Dog Moe: I'll keep watch outside while yous dogs get the gal.
Dog Lenny: I just dragged my butt along the ground. That’s gotta do something, right?!

Task: Make Snake Stage a Break In
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Dog Pound
Task: Collect Dog Treats [x300]

Dog Snake: Gloria! Our rescue mission was a success.
Dog Gloria: Rescue mission? They let me go because I have a human.
Dog Snake: There’s something I need to tell you--
Dog Skinner: Hey Gloria!
Dog Snake: Who's this creep?
Dog Gloria: Oh, Snake, this is my boyfriend, Skinner. I’ve been meaning to Intro[/b]duce you. You two would totally get along.
Snake: *mournful howl*

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

All Dogs Go to Jail Outro

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Snake: *mournful howl*
Lisa: Wait, is this all a metaphor for real life?
Lisa: Did Gloria leave you for Skinner?!
Gloria: Did someone say my name? I just got here for night school.
Gloria: Snake?! What are you doing here? And what are you doing with those child-safe scissors?

Task: Make Lisa Blame Skinner
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Elementary or Brown House
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP

A Dance With Detention Pt. 3

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Lisa: Snake is holding a massive grudge against Valentine’s Day, and it's all Skinner's fault!
Skinner: What are you talking about? Gloria is one of my students in night school.
Snake: Oh, I guess it was just a misunderstanding. Can’t fault you for furthering your education.
Snake: Here are your Valentine Cards back. This crisis is officially, like, over.
Wiggum: Put your hands in the air, you scissor-wielding psychopath!

Task: Make Wiggum Escalate a De-Escalated Situation
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Elementary or Brown House
Task: Make Snake Get Arrested
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Elementary or Brown House
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

A Dance With Detention Pt. 4

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Wiggum: Stormed a children’s dance and saved a bunch of papers. Pretty standard Tuesday.
Bart: Now, lets' see who wrote me a Valentine... Sherri or Terri?
Bart: Aw man, it’s another detention from Skinner! And he dotted the “i” in detention with a heart!
Gloria: Hey Seymour, now that Snake is gone, are you ready to go on that date you promised?
Skinner: Dance is canceled, everybody! No one cared about this party anyways, right?
Lisa: *groans*

Task: Make Lisa Read All the Valentine Cards
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Elementary or Brown House
Task: Make Bart Read All the Valentine Cards
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Elementary or Brown House
Task: Make Willie Eat All the Chocolate
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Elementary or Brown House
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
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