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State of Despair: Prizes Walkthrough

Mystery Spot Pt. 1

Milhouse starts

Milhouse: Oh boy! I heard this place has a mirror maze. I can’t wait for my eczema to be reflected a thousand times over.
Bart: Just try not to have a panic attack like you did in the last mirror maze.
Milhouse: I’m not going to have a…
Milhouse: Which one is the real me!? Who am I? I don’t know anymore!

Task: Make Milhouse Play in the Mirror Maze
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Mystery Spot
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Mystery Spot Pt. 2

Krusty starts

Krusty: You call this a mystery spot! THIS is a mystery spot!
Sophie Krustofsky: Dad, you should really have that looked at by a doctor. And why are we here?
Krusty: For some important father/daughter bonding! I read somewhere that bonding is important.
Sophie Krustofsky: You read that off the back of a glue bottle.
Krusty: Let’s just go in, get an overpriced photo, and create some damn memories already.

Task: Make Krusty Reflect on His Parenting Skills
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Mystery Spot
If the user has Sophie Krustofsky: Task: Make Sophie Let Her Eyes Glaze Over
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Mystery Spot

Krusty: Whose idea was it to have all those creepy clowns staring at you?
Sophie Krustofsky: Dad, that was a mirror room.
Krusty: So, I just paid money to be scared by myself? These guys are even better at ripping people off than I am.

Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP

Skip and Zip Pt. 1

Martin starts

Martin: Wow, the Museum of Zippers! Before this, I was a steadfast button fly man, but now I’m inspired to make a change.
Bart: Martin, you could be inspired by paint drying.
Martin: Wet paint! Where?

Task: Make Martin Search for Wet Paint to Watch Dry
Time: 4h
Location: Museum of Zippers
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Skip and Zip Pt. 2

Lisa starts

Lisa: Dad, can I take off this blindfold? I’m sitting in something sticky and I want to see what it is.
Homer: Not until – NOW!
Lisa: We’re at the Zipper Museum?
Homer: Surprise sweetie! You’ve gotten such good grades that I wanted to do something nice for you. And the Zipper Museum was the first thing that came up in the phone book.
Homer: I then realized I was looking at the phone book upside down.
Homer: Now why don’t you enjoy some father/daughter time alone while I go to Moe’s.

Task: Make Lisa Get Abandoned for Her Good Behavior
Time: 4h
Location: Museum of Zippers
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP

Bow Tie Birdie Pt. 1

Marge starts

Marge: I’m proud of you for volunteering to help out with the Pot Belly Pigeon Bird Feeder, Bart.
Bart: It doesn’t count as volunteering if it’s court-mandated, Mom.
Marge: Shhhh. If you’re quiet you can hear its majestic cry.
Pot Belly Pigeon: Burp!
Marge: I think it’s found a mate!
Barney: Buuuurp!
Bart: Oh boy.

Task: Make Bart Fill Pigeon Feeder
Time: 8h
Location: Pot Belly Pigeon Feeder

Marge: I think that’s enough time appreciating these majestic creatures and how they soar through the air. Let’s head home for dinner.
Marge: I don’t know why, but I’m in the mood for chicken.

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Bow Tie Birdie Pt. 2

Lisa starts

Lisa: Bart, make sure you don’t feed the pigeons rice. It’s bad for them.
Bart: Duh, I know that. That’s why I’ve been feeding them pasta.
Lisa: Pasta! Well, I guess that’s OK as long as no one feeds them boiling water.
Marge: Come get some water, birdies, while it’s still piping hot!
Luigi: And I’ll just leave out this plate of marinara sauce.
Lisa: No!

Task: Make Lisa Feed the Pigeons
Time: 4h
Location: Pot Belly Pigeon Feeder
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP

Writing on the Wall Pt. 1

Willie starts

Willie: The hardest part of being a groundskeeper is the children ye lose in the line of duty. Fare thee well, little Simpson.
Bart: What are you talking about? I’m not dead.
Willie: A ghoul! Quick, Willie, write his name on the wall or he’ll haunt you forever. Bert Simpson! Or Bark? Oh, I remember, it was Bort!
Bart: Years of torturing you and you still don’t know my name? Ok, now I really am going to haunt you.

Task: Make Willie Add Bart's Name to the Wall
Time: 4h
Location: Field Trip Memorial
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Writing on the Wall Pt. 2

Skinner starts

Skinner: We should tear down this wall. We don’t want the parents to know how many children we lose every field trip.
Willie: They sign the permission slips. They know the risks.
Otto: I say keep it. It gives this school an edge.
Skinner: An edge, eh? You know people always call me a square. That has four edges!

Task: Make Skinner Become an Edgelord
Time: 4h
Location: Field Trip Memorial
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Public Servant Pt. 1

Governor Mary Bailey starts

Governor Mary Bailey: Now that I’m, ahem, retired, I need to give back to my community. Perhaps with a 400-page ego boost – I mean book.
Mr. Burns: I can’t believe you beat me in that election. My qualifications were impeccable: I’m a rich, old, white man!
Governor Mary Bailey: Yet I won. Thanks to my positive message and convincing platform! And a three-eyed fish.

Task: Make Governor Mary Bailey Brag About Winning the Election
Time: 1h
Location: Control Building
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Public Servant Pt. 2

Governor Mary Bailey starts

Governor Mary Bailey: Hello, fellow Springfielder! How can I improve your day? Anything you please!
Moe: …Anything?
Governor Mary Bailey: That’s not ominous at all.
Moe: I need you to help me launder-
Governor Mary Bailey: Laundry! Alright. A little demeaning but yes, I can do it.
Moe: You didn’t let me finish. Launder money. I need you to launder money.
Governor Mary Bailey: Oh, thank God, that’s much more up my alley. Plus I don’t have to get all damp.
Moe: You’ve clearly never been inside my bar.

Task: Make Governor Mary Bailey Launder Money
Time: 8h
Location: Moe's Tavern
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Public Servant Pt. 3

Governor Mary Bailey starts

Governor Mary Bailey: I can’t just sit around being a disgraced public figure forever. I need a new look!
Julio: Did somebody say makeover?
Governor Mary Bailey: No, I said new look.
Hans Moleman: I said makeover.
Julio: Today is the first real day of your life.
Hans Moleman: It is? So late…
Lisa: Former Governor Bailey, I have some suggestions on how you can improve your image. Have you ever considered pairing a suit jacket with a… pant?
Governor Mary Bailey: Oh my! *faints*

Task: Make Governor Mary Bailey Get Public Image Advice
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Public Servant Pt. 4

Governor Mary Bailey starts

Governor Mary Bailey: So, little girl, how do I buy the love of the common man?
Lisa: You don’t buy it! You just give them what they want.
Governor Mary Bailey: Money!

Task: Make Governor Mary Bailey Give Money Away
Time: 12h
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Public Servant Pt. 5

Governor Mary Bailey starts

Governor Mary Bailey: Your daughter really helped me turn things around. I can’t believe I’ve been wearing my skirt backwards all this time!
Marge: She inherited a good eye for style. You don’t just stumble upon as good a look as a strapless dress and pearls by accident.
Governor Mary Bailey: There’s an election coming up and Mr. Burns plans to run. And I’m the hip, youthful upstart who will beat him. Now let’s go viral!
Governor Mary Bailey: I’m assuming that’s some kind of… dance?
Marge: Why don’t we start with an ad?

Task: Make Governor Mary Bailey Record a Political Ad
Time: 24h

Governor Mary Bailey: This Internet thing is a passing fad. I prefer timeless advertising tricks like skywriting and 1-800-COLLECT-sponsored two-part mystery episodes.
Governor Mary Bailey: I guess I could host a town hall and actually interact with my constituents.
Governor Mary Bailey: Just kidding. I’ll pay Russia to swing the election results.

Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
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