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A Classless Reunion: Walkthrough

LPNintendoITA
11330 posts Member
edited March 18
A Classless Reunion Intro

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Homer: Marge! We got an invitation to our high school reunion!
Marge: You didn’t burn it this time?
Homer: Of course not! There's no way we can miss this.
Marge: I'm surprised you're so into this. Our prom night really wasn't very good...
Homer: It was a disaster! You went with Artie Ziff and I had to eat a chicken dinner and a steak dinner all by myself. With no hot sauce. But this reunion has the missing magic!
Marge: Oh Homie, yes! This time it will be you and me, romance on the dance floor!
Homer: More importantly, they're serving roast pig!
Homer: If Artie steals you away this time, I'll get two plates!

Task: Make Homer Dream of Roast Pig
Time: 6s
Location: Simpson House

Homer: On a spit! Turning around and around and around...
Marge: *annoyed murmur*

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

A Classless Reunion Pt. 1

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Homer: ...And you watch it turn around and around. And then they pile it up and then you eat it.
Barney: Are knives and forks included?
Homer: Let’s not get ahead of ourselves. So you’re coming to the reunion tomorrow night?
Barney: I got an invitation, but it interferes with my schedule.
Moe: Well Barn, why don’t you show up here at noon instead of five? That’ll make up for the time you’ll be away at the reunion.
Barney: Noon?! I’m not waking up that early. Besides, I don’t want to have to dig out my tux.
Homer: Who says you have to wear anything at all... Streaky.
Barney: Oh Homer, I can’t do that again! I’m a respected member of the community! Think of my *belch* reputation!

Task: Make Homer Try to Convince Barney to Streak
Time: 4h
Location: Moe's Tavern or Brown House
If the user has Barney: Task: Make Barney Cling To His Dignity
Time: 4h
Location: Moe's Tavern or Brown House
Task: Collect Crowns [x200]

Homer: If you do it, I’ll buy you a beer.
Barney: DEAL!
Carl: Homer, it's good that you're going with Marge to the reunion. I hear Artie Ziff might show up.
Lenny: Don't let that guy be alone with your Marge. He's one smooth operator!
Moe: How come I wasn't invited to this reunion? Is it my toe fungus? Cause I can make my toenails fall off by hitting them with a hammer.
Lenny: You didn't go to high school with us, Moe.
Barney: You can be my date Moe, if you give me another beer.
Moe: Wow. You already finished Homer's?

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

A Classless Reunion Pt. 2

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Homer: Marge, help me put on this girdle?
Marge: That's a cummerbund. But you can help me with my girdle.
Homer: Whoa! You look even more beautiful than you did at our prom.
Marge: And you look even more... uh, well-fed. But what’s this around your neck?
Homer: It’s my bib for the roasted pig – look, it’s got ruffles just like my shirt! They catch the pieces of pig that try to escape my mouth!

Task: Make Marge Get All Dressed Up
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
Task: Make Homer Get All Dressed Up
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
Task: Collect Crowns [x200]

Marge: Maybe you save the bib until we sit down to eat.
Homer: SIT DOWN to eat? Man, you're a novice.

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

A Classless Reunion Pt. 3

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Smithers: Marge, you look stunning! Where's Homer?
Marge: At the buffet.
Homer: Cut me a slice from the tail to the nose.
Caterer: I’m sorry sir, the roast pig won’t be ready for another hour.
Homer: D'oh!
Marge: Homer, let’s dance.
Homer: I’m not gonna lose my place in line! Why do you think I came to this reunion?
Marge: Fine! Have a romantic evening with your pig!

If the user has Artie Ziff: Task: Make Artie Ziff Be One Smooth Operator
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield High School, Springfield Elementary, Town Hall or Brown House
Task: Make Marge Wait for Homer
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield High School, Springfield Elementary, Town Hall or Brown House
Task: Make Homer Wait for Food
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield High School, Springfield Elementary, Town Hall or Brown House
Task: Collect Crowns [x250]

Artie Ziff: Bonsoir Marge, what a delectable déjà vu this is! You are looking magnifique!
Marge: Artie?! I didn't know you were back in town.
Artie Ziff: I couldn't miss our high school reunion – and my destined reunion with you, my dear.
Lenny: I told Homer that Artie Ziff was one smooth-move guy!
Artie Ziff: I hope you won't find this request presumptuous, but may I have this dance?
Marge: I’m here with Homer!
Artie Ziff: Looks like he’s busy wooing the roasted pig!
Homer: No pig is more important than my wife! Besides, it isn’t ready yet.

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

A Classless Reunion Pt. 4

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Marge: Oh Homie! I knew you wouldn't disappoint me.
Artie Ziff: What are you talking about?! Your entire life with this man is a disappointment.
Marge: Zip it, Ziff! My marriage might not be perfect, but Homer is the only man who makes me happy.
Homer: I guess that’s the difference between you and me, Marge. I think our marriage IS perfect.
Marge: Aw, come here you lovable fool.
Artie Ziff: I’ll tell you what perfection is! Perfection is success, and I’ve got it! I’ve got it all, and I’ll keep getting it! Everything comes to me!
Barney: Comin’ through, and I'm in my birthday suit! OOF!!!
Artie Ziff: I didn’t come here to be run over by a naked beer truck! Marge, I will be waiting on my yacht when you change your mind. If not now, then at our next reunion!

If the user has Barney: Task: Make Barney Streak
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield High School, Springfield Elementary, Town Hall or Brown House
Requires: Homer
If the user has Artie Ziff: Task: Make Artie Ziff Slink Back to His Yacht
Time: 4h
Location: Squidport Entrance
Task: Collect Crowns [x300]

On job start:
Smithers: The results for Reunion Queen and King are in, and Marge and Artie Ziff have won again!
Carl: He left!
Smithers: Then just give the crown to Homer. It goes with his bib.

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

A Classless Reunion Pt. 5

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Smithers: Clear the dance floor everyone, it's time for the Queen and King to have their first dance!
Oven Timer: *ring*
Homer: The pig!
Marge: I was wondering what that bulge in your cummerbund was...
Homer: Come with me Marge and let me serve you a plate.
Marge: Well, I am getting a little hungry. *giggles*
Marge: Looks like we’ll be in this line for a while.
Homer: We can dance here.

Task: Make Marge and Homer Dance the Night Away
Time: 4h
Location: Reunion Dance Floor
Requires: Homer
Task: Collect Crowns [x400]

Homer: We've been waiting in this line for a crazy long time now.
Marge: We were dancing!
Homer: Yeah, fine. Dancing, waiting in line, whatever. But that was a four-hour job.
Barney: Look out, naked guy coming through again! OOF!
Moe: No! The pig!
Barney: You mouth off like that again and I’ll take my business elsewhere! *belch*

Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP

Prom and Circumstance Pt. 1

Teenage Homer starts

Young Barney: Prom time! You ready to party, Homer? Or are you still all broken up because Marge dumped you?
Prom Time Homer: Not me, I’m a party animal. This lone wolf is gonna howl!
Prom Time Homer: Awoo--- *crying noise*
Principal Dondelinger: Not so fast, Simpson. Prom is for graduating students, and my records show you have an incomplete test in American History.
Prom Time Homer: No. I turned that test in yesterday.
Chalmers: *sigh* Thirty seconds before the cut off. And he squeaked by with a barely passing grade.
Principal Dondelinger: Very well then. Enjoy your prom...
Prom Time Homer: Oh, we will. *crying*

Task: Make Prom Time Homer Try to Enjoy the Prom
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield High School, Springfield Elementary, Town Hall or Brown House
If the user has Principal Dondelinger: Task: Make Principal Dondelinger Stew in His Resentment
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield High School, Springfield Elementary, Town Hall or Brown House

Principal Dondelinger: How can Simpson be graduating? The only thing he ever contributed to this school were tardies and fart jokes.
Chalmers: He'd always score a point or two above failing. Damn these multiple-choice questions! The answer is always B or D.
Principal Dondelinger: Don't worry, he'll slip up at some point tonight. And when he does, I'll be there!

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Prom and Circumstance Pt. 2

Teenage Homer starts

Prom Time Homer: There’s Marge!
Young Barney: She’s with Artie.
Prom Time Homer: Wow! She looks so beautiful...
Young Barney: She sure does! You think I've got a chance with her?
Prom Time Homer: Hey! She may have brutally rejected me, but that doesn’t mean she's up for grabs! I'm gonna win her back!
Young Barney: How?
Prom Time Homer: I have no idea, but I'll do it! Marge once told me, I have Juh-Nuh-Say-Kwa.

Task: Make Prom Time Homer Practice Picking Up Young Marge
Time: 8h
Location: Springfield High School, Springfield Elementary, Town Hall or Brown House
If the user has Principal Dondelinger: Task: Make Principal Dondelinger Plot Against Prom Time Homer
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield High School, Springfield Elementary, Town Hall or Brown House

Prom Time Homer: Excuse me Marge, could we talk for a minute?
Young Marge: Not now Homer, maybe another time.
Young Barney: Oof, that was painful to watch. Guess you'd better give up.
Prom Time Homer: Give up? She just talked to me again... and there “may be another time”. This is progress!
Young Barney: Buddy, you really got it bad.

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Prom and Circumstance Pt. 3

Teenage Homer starts

Prom Time Homer: Does my hair look OK? It feels a little flat.
Principal Dondelinger: Simpson! Someone has spiked the punch!
Prom Time Homer: Ooo Barn, let's go get some punch!
Principal Dondelinger: That punch has been disposed of.
Prom Time Homer: That's what we were going to do with it. *chuckles*
Principal Dondelinger: Your wit is on a level with your schoolwork, Simpson.
Prom Time Homer: It’s too late for flattery, Dondelinger. Come on Barn, we gotta rescue my hair.

Task: Make Prom Time Homer Be at a Hair Loss
Time: 12h
Location: Springfield High School, Springfield Elementary, Town Hall or Brown House

Young Barney: Your hair looks fine, Homer.
Prom Time Homer: If you say so. Sometimes I think my hair is all I got going for me. I’d look like a freak without it.

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Prom and Circumstance Pt. 4

Chalmers starts

Chalmers: Simpson and Gumble were in that bathroom for a suspiciously long time.
Principal Dondelinger: They have to be plotting a prank.
Chalmers: What else could keep those two in there for so long -- doing their hair?
Principal Dondelinger: Two young men coming to the prom without dates? They must be up to some kind of mischief!
Chalmers: Or they're just pathetic.
Principal Dondelinger: No, it’s all part of their master plan to distract us!
Principal Dondelinger: We’ll split up and patrol the room. Those two nitwits won't outwit us!

Task: Make Prom Time Homer Be Completely Oblivious
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield High School, Springfield Elementary, Town Hall or Brown House
If the user has Principal Dondelinger: Task: Make Principal Dondelinger Patrol Prom
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield High School, Springfield Elementary, Town Hall or Brown House

Principal Dondelinger: Have you got anything?
Chalmers: Nothing. Whatever they’re up to, they're playing it close to their tuxedo vests.
Principal Dondelinger: The prom committee has wasted too much of my time for tonight to be anything but a massive success. We must not let them ruin this event!
Chalmers: Well, we can’t just throw them out.
Principal Dondelinger: We could if they were carrying contraband.
Chalmers: You mean plant evidence?
Principal Dondelinger: You said it, not me. But I definitely implied it... so make it happen.

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Prom and Circumstance Pt. 5

Teenage Homer starts

Prom Time Homer: I’ve lost track of Marge. Have you seen her, Barney?
Young Barney: She's over there by the snacks, trying to keep Artie from looking down her dress.
Prom Time Homer: What is it that she sees in him? If I only knew... then I could start doing it too.
Principal Dondelinger: All right Gary, what have you got to plant on Simpson?
Chalmers: A can of beer.
Principal Dondelinger: A can of beer? That’s so cheap and ordinary, so lacking in flair. It’s perfect!

Task: Make Prom Time Homer Consider the Merits of Young Artie Ziff
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield High School, Springfield Elementary, Town Hall or Brown House
Task: Make Chalmers Plant Evidence
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield High School, Springfield Elementary, Town Hall or Brown House

Chalmers: The drop has been made. The rabbit is in the hole. I mean I put the beer can in Simpson’s jacket pocket.
Principal Dondelinger: Shhh! Good. We’ll wait five minutes, then bust those rapscallions before they cause any REAL mayhem.
Young Barney: Someone spilled punch all over the floor. If Marge keeps walking with Artie, she'll step in it.
Prom Time Homer: Never fear! I'll just throw my jacket on the floor, losing the contents of my pockets, but saving Marge.
Principal Dondelinger: D'oh!

Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP

Couple's Portrait

Young Artie Ziff starts

Young Artie Ziff: Marge my dear, let us commemorate our Night To Remember by taking a picture for our future children's scrapbooks.
Young Marge: Children?! I think you're getting a little ahead of yourself.
Young Artie Ziff: But Marge, don't you see how lucky you are? Being by my side, your fortune is guaranteed.
Young Marge: But I have dreams and ambitions. I want to travel the world, or maybe go to college!
Young Artie Ziff: Dear Marge, all you have to do is remain beautiful and keep clinging to the arm of Artie Ziff. What higher goal could a young lady have?
Young Barney: Wait! I want to be in the picture too! I'm not dressed yet -- I hope nobody minds!

Task: Make Young Springfielders Pose for a Prom Photo
Time: 4h
Location: Prom Photo Booth
Requires: Young Barney

Young Artie Ziff: Really now, these little love slaps of yours are getting out of hand.
Young Marge: You’re the one who’s getting out of hand, Artie! And there’s no love in those slaps, so don’t pretend otherwise!
Young Artie Ziff: Ah Marge, you have so much to learn about the devil-may-care charm of Artie Ziff! Now how about some punch?
Young Marge: That may get served up sooner than you think!
Young Barney: Wow, they've got some problems to work out. I'm glad I've got my life all sorted out.

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Solo Portrait

Teenage Homer starts

Prom Time Homer: Alone on prom night, this is sadder than the saddest song I've ever heard.
Prom Time Homer: Dad was right, women are trouble. But TV never breaks your heart, except for the reruns.

Task: Make Prom Time Homer Try to Stay in Focus
Time: 4h
Location: Prom Photo Booth

Prom Time Homer: *sigh* It's no use. I want to be mad at Marge, but just thinking about her makes me smile.
Prom Time Homer: There's gotta be something I can do to win her back! I can't give up yet...
Prom Time Homer: Or at least not until I thoroughly humiliate myself. It's the Simpson way!

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
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