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Game of Games: E4 No Access Pass Walkthrough

LPNintendoITA
11382 posts Member
edited June 22
Involved characters: Homer, Lisa, Bart, Milhouse, Martin, Nelson, Reverend Lovejoy, Comic Book Guy, Sophie Krustofsky, SmellYaL8r

Game of Games Pt. 1

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Lisa: Homer, what did you do with our passes to E4?
Bart: Yeah, Dad, we gave them to you because you’re the only one with a neck fat enough to hang all the lanyards around.
Homer: Moe said if I gave them to him, I could use his VIP section.
Marge: Moe’s “VIP section” is just the broom closet where he puts his empty kegs.
Homer: Fine, I’ll get your passes back.
Homer: And by the way, no keg is empty if you suck on it hard enough.

Task: Make Homer Ask Moe for VIP Passes
Time: 6s
Location: Moe's Tavern or Simpson House
Task: Make Lisa Look for Replacement Passes Online
Time: 6s
Location: Simpson House
If the user has Bart: Task: Make Bart Search Parents' Room for Passes
Time: 6s
Location: Simpson House

Moe: Sorry pal. I already sold those E4 passes to some shadowy underworld figures.
Moe: I would’ve sold them to well-lit overworld figures, but I never meet anyone like that!
Homer: Moe, I need those badges back. I’m facing a man’s worst nightmare: angry, resentful children.
Moe: I’ll do what I can. But it’s gonna cost ya.
Homer: I’ll pay you five coupons for Moe’s VIP Room.
Moe: That worthless crap? I need money.

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Game of Games Pt. 2

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Homer: I took care of everything. Moe is going to find the E4 passes. What a pal!
Bart: What does he get in return?
Homer: I have to drive him anywhere he wants to go for the next forty years!
Lisa: Sounds like you need better friends, Dad.
Maggie: *suck* *suck*
Homer: Thank you, Maggie. At least someone appreciates me in this house.

Task: Make Lisa Take Homer for Granted
Time: 6s
Location: Simpson House
If the user has Bart: Task: Make Bart Take Homer for Granted
Time: 6s
Location: Simpson House

Marge: I appreciate you, Homie.
Homer: That’s all a man needs to hear, honey.
Marge: But you need to find a way to get the kids into E4.
Homer: Sorry, didn’t hear you.

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

E4 No Access Pass Pt. 1

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Milhouse: Did you hear? There's a contest at E4 this year to see which esports team is the best in the world!
Sophie Krustofsky: We have to enter our team!
Bart: I can't go. My idiot father lost our E4 passes.
Nelson: No problem. We'll just beat up some nerds and take their passes.
Lisa: Nelson, you do realize that if you’re going to E4, that makes *you* a nerd.
Nelson: Maybe. But there’s nothing that says a nerd can’t be a bully. You ever read social media?

Task: Collect VIP Passes [x200]
If the user has Bart: Task: Make Bart Attempt to Steal VIP Passes
Time: 4h
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

E4 No Access Pass Pt. 2

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Martin: We still have a chance! There is a scavenger hunt challenge at Android's Dungeon and the winner gets E4 passes!
Bart: Comic Book Guy is probably going to make us hunt for Skittles he dropped on the floor.
Nelson: Fine by me. One floor Skittle for him, one floor Skittle for me. That’s dinner.

Task: Reach Level 13 and Build Android's Dungeon
Task: Collect VIP Passes [x300]
Task: Make Bart Enter Scavenger Hunt Challenge
Time: 4h
Location: Android's Dungeon or Brown House

Comic Book Guy: Welcome to my scavenger hunt extraordinaire! Please hold your applause until I explain the rules.
Lenny: No one is clapping.
Comic Book Guy: Security, escort this man off the premises.
Hans Moleman: Right away, sir.

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

E4 No Access Pass Pt. 3

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Comic Book Guy: If you complete a series of challenges, you will earn E4 passes.
Comic Book Guy: Also, your photo will appear on my wall of legends, right next to the picture of an entire cheesecake I once ate in order to win a free cheesecake.
Comic Book Guy: The first challenge: bring me the Golden Blocko!
Lisa: Can do!
Bart: Can’t do. This challenge is just for our esports team, the Evergreen Terrors.
Lisa: But Dad lost my pass too. How will I get into E4?
Milhouse: Don't worry, Lisa! I'll find the Golden Blocko and win your pass back for you!

Task: Collect VIP Passes [x250]
Task: Make Milhouse Find the Golden Blocko
Time: 4h
Location: Android's Dungeon or Brown House

Blocko Angelica Button: If the Golden Blocko you seek, show me you are a true fan.
Milhouse: There are one hundred and forty two step ladders at Sheepshank Academy for the Maginical Arts.
Blocko Angelica Button: Your nerd-dom is unmatched! Take the Golden Blocko and the door will be unlatched.

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

E4 No Access Pass Pt. 4

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Milhouse: I found the Golden Blocko. I can do anything for you, Lisa.
Comic Book Guy: Fine! It is but the first of many challenges in my scavenger hunt.
Comic Book Guy: At least, that was my intent. In the end, however, I could only think up one more challenge.
Comic Book Guy: To complete the second and final challenge, you must slay a dragon!
Bart: Can I use a bazooka?
Comic Book Guy: No, but if you like, I have Bazooka Gum for sale.

Task: Collect VIP Passes [x200]
Task: Make Bart Slay a Dragon
Time: 4h
Location: Android's Dungeon or Brown House

Blocko Dragon: Why are the puzzle pieces always so small? It's hard to grip them in my large claws.
Bart: You’re the mighty dragon I'm supposed to slay?
Blocko Dragon: Who’s talking? I can’t see when I’m wearing my reading glasses.
Bart: I should’ve known the dragon would be lame.
Blocko Dragon: I am not lame! I’m scary and terrifying! And lame in one foot.

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

E4 No Access Pass Pt. 5

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Bart: Hey Lis, we have an extra pass to E4 if you want to come with us.
Lisa: I knew I could count on my brother.
Bart: No, you can count on mom. She said no dessert unless I took you.
Raphael: Hey, no kids in the VIP room unless they’re 8-year-old ViewTube influencers.
Lisa: We have VIP passes.
Raphael: All underage minors need to have an adult with them.
Nelson: Everyone grab free gift bags and run!

Task: Collect VIP Passes [x400]
Task: Make Bart Hide From Security
Time: 4h
Location: E4 Convention Center
Task: Make Lisa Hide From Security
Time: 4h
Location: E4 Convention Center

Bart: I think we lost him.
Lisa: Where are we going to find an adult capable of supervising us?
Lisa: In fact, in this town, where are we going to find an adult?
Milhouse: We could take my dad's trench coat and stand on each other's shoulders!
Bart: Your dad’s trench coat smells like loser.
Bart: I have a better idea.

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

E4 No Access Pass Outro

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Milhouse: What are we doing at a tile store?
Bart: Looking for the Detonator!
The Detonator: General Splattin'! What are you doing here?
Bart: There is an esports tournament at E4 and we have an opening for an adult chaperone.
The Detonator: Sorry kid. I sell tile now. The only openings I fill are with grout.
Bart: There’s super-caffeinated soda in it.
The Detonator: I’m in!

Task: Make The Detonator Get His Gaming Edge
Time: 4h
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
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