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LPNintendoITA
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edited June 17
A Man, a Mess, and a Mop

Willie starts

Willie: Look at this esports arena! It’s messier than an Englishman’s Brexit!
Squeaky Voice Teen: Sorry! We got carried away watching the match and threw everything everywhere.
Willie: Don’t apologize. This is how I make money: cleaning up after over-excited dweebs!

Task: Reach Level 10 and Place Willie's Shack
Task: Make Willie Clean the Arena
Time: 4h
Location: CoE Championship Arena
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Mr. Tusk Guy Pt. 1

Stick Up Walrus starts

Snake: All right, Moleman. Give me all your money!
Stick Up Walrus: Not so fast, Snake! This town has a new force for justice and fairness.
Stick Up Walrus: Now give me all the money you’ve stolen from people in this town.
Hans Moleman: So you can return it to them?
Stick Up Walrus: No, so I can keep it. I meant justice and fairness for me, not everybody else.

Task: Make Stick Up Walrus Equip Weapons
Time: 12h
If the user has Snake: Task: Make Snake Comb Your Bitchin' Hair
Time: 45s
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Mr. Tusk Guy Pt. 2

Snake starts

Snake: Listen, Stick up Walrus. This town is too impoverished to support two robbers.
Snake: One of us has to go.
Stick Up Walrus: We are too evenly armed to settle this with violence. Should we try a peaceful compromise?
Snake: Ugh, gross. Let's have a rob-off. Whoever can rob the most people wins.
Stick Up Walrus: You just signed your death warrant.

Task: Make Stick Up Walrus Stay Robbin'
Time: 4h
If the user has Snake: Task: Make Snake Rob Krusty Burger
Time: 4h
Location: Krusty Burger
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Mr. Tusk Guy Pt. 3

Stick Up Walrus starts

Stick Up Walrus: I robbed a hundred Springfielders and only made five dollars.
Snake: I stole a car but the smog fee cost more than the car is worth.
Stick Up Walrus: In this town, crime really doesn’t pay.
Stick Up Walrus: Well, you’ve got a car and I’ve got gas money…
Stick Up Walrus: To Shelbyville, and rob people there!

Task: Make Stick Up Walrus Find a Partner in Crime
Time: 24h
Location: Springfield Penitentiary
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP

Hunger of the Heart Pt. 1

Mr. Dirt starts

Mr. Dirt: Greetings, Lisa!
Lisa: Milhouse, what are you doing in that ridiculous outfit?
Mr. Dirt: I'm not Milhouse, I'm the miraculous Mr. Dirt! A mighty video game level boss.
Mr. Dirt: But if this Milhouse looks like me, he’s a lucky boy.
Mr. Dirt: And I’ll tell you all about me in true level-boss style: a song and dance.

Task: Make Mr. Dirt Perform a Musical Performance About Himself
Time: 8h
Location: Brown House
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Hunger of the Heart Pt. 2

Lisa starts

Lisa: That was exhausting, Mr. Dirt. You just sang and danced for eight hours!
Mr. Dirt: I never get tired. The only way to get rid of me is to destroy me.
Lisa: If I wanted to do that, just asking, how do I do it?
Mr. Dirt: I'm starting to get the impression you don't like me very much.
Lisa: Does that bother you?
Mr. Dirt: Nothing bothers me except being destroyed.

Task: Make Mr. Dirt Teleport
Time: 4h
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Hunger of the Heart Pt. 3

Mr. Dirt starts

Mr. Dirt: Lisa, how would you like to be my level queen.
Mr. Dirt: We could rule my level, and travel the galaxy eating civilizations together.
Lisa: Uh, I would but I promised Mom I wouldn’t snack before dinner.
Mr. Dirt: That’s fine. Everything is fine for Mr. Dirt. Until he’s destroyed.

Task: Make Mr. Dirt Satisfy the Hunger
Time: 12h
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP

Final Brodown Pt. 1

Nelson starts

SmellYaL8r: General Splattin’! I challenge you to a 1v1 gauntlet battle!
SmellYaL8r: First one to smash the crystal wins bragging rights for a week!
General Splattin': And the loser changes their username to “StinkButtXXX”.
SmellYaL8r: Ah, the traditional terms for a gauntlet battle.

Task: Make SmellYaL8r Plan Attack Strategy
Time: 4h
Location: Conflict of Enemies Battle Arena
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Final Brodown Pt. 2

Bart starts

General Splattin': I was hoping you would put up more of a challenge, Nelson.
SmellYaL8r: Don’t bother trash talking me. I *live* in trash.
SmellYaL8r: Soon as my spine disintegrator is charged to ultimate power, I’m gonna vaporize your vertebrae.

Task: Make SmellYaL8r Use Ultimate Power
Time: 4h
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Final Brodown Pt. 3

Nelson starts

SmellYaL8r: You're dead, Bart! Finally something worth an in-game “haw-haw.”
General Splattin': I let you win, to build your confidence.
SmellYaL8r: All I hear is "waaah, I'm not good at this game".
Bart: Damn it, he’s right. My microphone translates everything I say into the truth.
Bart: Really not sure why I bought that feature.

Task: Make SmellYaL8r Dance on the Fallen
Time: 24h
Location: Conflict of Enemies Battle Arena
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP

If Blocks Could Talk Pt. 1

Blocko Angelica Button starts

Blocko Angelica Button: Hello, little girl, you seem very excited to meet me.
Lisa: We have so much in common! I have head points, you have head studs.
Blocko Angelica Button: It’s always nice to meet a fan. Even if she’s just a muddle.
Lisa: I think you mean muggle.
Blocko Angelica Button: I mean what I mean.

Task: Make Blocko Angelica Button Practice Spells
Time: 4h
Location: Blocko Dungeon Set
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

If Blocks Could Talk Pt. 2

Lisa starts

Lisa: It’s cool that you can perform spells, just like the real Angelica Button.
Blocko Angelica Button: I’m the real Angelica Button. I’m the one who’s covered in buttons.
Lisa: No offense, but you’re merch.
Blocko Angelica Button: Oh really. Can “merch” do this?

Task: Make Blocko Angelica Button Build a Castle
Time: 4h
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

If Blocks Could Talk Pt. 3

Blocko Angelica Button starts

Blocko Angelica Button: How do you like them blocks?! I just built a whole castle.
Lisa: It’s very special, and blockos are quite magical.
Lisa: But building a blocko castle isn’t magic, and you’re not the real Angelica Button.
Blocko Angelica Button: But you are a major buzzkill.
Lisa: That’s *my* magic skill.

Task: Make Blocko Angelica Button Make a New Friend
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Elementary or Blocko Dungeon Set
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
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