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Flanders Family Reunion: Walkthrough

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edited July 2019
Flanders-O-Rama Pt. 1

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Ned: Hey there, parent-eenos!
Nedward Flanders Sr.: Hi diddily-hi there, man!
Capri Flanders: What’s the happs, my little Ned-head?
Homer: Stupid Flanders are multiplying…
Nedward Flanders Sr.: That’s because the Flanders clan is gathering here for a family reunion.
Ned: Well call me a minus sign because I’m nonplussed… Are you saying you invited folks to my home without telling me?
Nedward Flanders Sr.: No, man, I always let people know before I plan a shindig at their… hold on, what was I saying?
Capri Flanders: Be patient with your pops, Ned. He started early on the “herbal spinach” today.
Ned: I guess I better get my house ready for the festivities. How many kin are we welcomin’ in?
Capri Flanders: Oh, it shouldn’t be any more than… hold on, what was I saying?

Task: Make Ned Prepare His House for the Reunion
Time: 6s
Location: Flanders House

Homer: What time does the reunion start? I want to be first in line for cocktail wieners. Also last in line.
Ned: I’m sorry, Homer, but this is strictly a Flanders affair.
Homer: Stupid Flanders, not letting me into a family reunion just because I’m not family.

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Flanders-O-Rama Pt. 2

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Ned: Cousin Ted, I haven’t seen you in a while.
Ted Flanders: That’s strange, my girls and I live just two houses away from you. Everyone seems to forget that.
Ned: I’d love to catch up before everyone else arrives. What say we attend a church service together?
Ted Flanders: As long as it’s at my Springfield Episcopalian Church.
Ned: I feel consternation toward that denomination! We’ll go to my First Church of Springfield.
Ted Flanders: Those blasphemers? I’d just as soon hob-nob with… Unitarians!
Ned: *gasp* I’ll thank you to watch that language in front of my boys!

Task: Make Ned Argue With Ted Over Which Religion is the Correct One
Time: 4h
Location: Flanders House
Task: Collect Collect Herbal Spinach [x400]

Ted Flanders: It seems we’re never going to agree on which slightly different version of Christianity is the one to follow unquestioningly for all eternity.
Ned: Let’s just get some breakfast. I know a good pancake place.
Ted Flanders: I’d prefer the Waffle House.
Ned: Waffles? We might as well have Satan pour the syrup!

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Flanders-O-Rama Pt. 3

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Ned: Who’s been leaving bear traps all over my property?
Canadian Flanders: That would be me, eh? Up North we live by the rule of ABT: “Always Be Trapping”.
Ned: Well down here we try to live by the rule of basic safety, especially with all these relatives around.
Ned: Great googly-moogly! What was that noise?
Canadian Flanders: One of my traps went off! Let’s see what we got dere, ya?

Task: Make Canadian Flanders Check His Bear Trap
Time: 4h
Location: Brown House
Task: Collect Collect Herbal Spinach [x300]

Canadian Flanders: See? I told ya my trap would catch a bear.
Ned: That’s not a bear.
Homer: I was looking for cocktail wieners.

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Flanders-O-Rama Pt. 4

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Ned: I trust you’re settling in, Lord Thistlewick?
Lord Thistlewick Flanders: I’m afraid the bedchamber with which you’ve provided me is woefully inadequate.
Lord Thistlewick Flanders: I’ll need one large enough to house me and my footman.
Ned: I suppose you could use my bedroom if I slept on a cot in the basement…
Lord Thistlewick Flanders: And the footman? When will he be provided?

Task: Make Ned Prepare His Bedroom for Lord Thistlewick
Time: 8h
Location: Flanders House
Task: Collect Collect Herbal Spinach [x200]
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Flanders-O-Rama Pt. 5

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Ned: Homer, my family has me more tense than a scout jamboree!
Homer: I don’t get it.
Ned: “Tense” and “tents” are homonyms. I suppose the joke doesn’t really work in print.
Ned: Anyway, you’re the best person I know at making people want to get far away from you. Can you help me clean house?
Homer: I suppose I can get your relatives out. But I’ll need some highly specialized supplies first…

Task: Make Ned Buy Ten Cases of Beer for Homer
Time: 4h
Location: Kwik-E-Mart
Task: Collect Collect Herbal Spinach [x300]

Homer: I’ll also need a hedge trimmer, a garden hose, and one of those pasta-making machines.
Ned: You already have those things! You “borrowed” them from me years ago!
Homer: Oh… Then stand back and watch a master in action!

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Flanders-O-Rama Pt. 6

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Homer: Hey, all you stupid Flanders! Listen up! I’ve got things to say about politics! And religion? Don’t get me started!
Homer: I think all these politicians are crooks! And whatever god you worship, I’m for the other guy!
Homer: If anyone disagrees with me, you’re an idiot! *burp* Somebody hand me another beer!

Task: Make Homer Drunkenly Rant About Politics and Religion
Time: 8h
Location: Flanders House
Task: Collect Collect Herbal Spinach [x400]

On job start:
Lord Thistlewick Flanders: I’ve never seen such an uncouth individual! This is what I get for cavorting with the lower gentry.
Canadian Flanders: This guy leaves me colder than a Manitoba toilet seat!
Ted Flanders: As the ice cream said to the banana, let’s split!
Capri Flanders: Sorry Neddy, but this pal of yours is seriously harshing our buzz.
Nedward Flanders Sr.: No amount of herbal spinach could make this cat bearable. Let’s make like Kerouac and get On the Road!
Ned: I’m just as shocked as all of you! Please don’t leave!
Capri Flanders: Well, if you really want us to stay…
Ned: Looks like Pop’s already in the car, Mom! See you later!

On job end:
Ned: I just wish you hadn’t passed out naked in the middle of the yard.
Homer: Naked? I’ll have you know I was wearing a lampshade on my head.
Ned: I suppose now that things are back to normal, you’ll be leaving too?
Homer: Are you kidding? This Flanders family reunion is just getting started. I’ll be sticking around for a looong time.
Ned: *sigh* What’s that Bible story about the solution to a problem being worse than the problem itself?
Homer: How the hell should I know? Now, where are those cocktail wieners?

Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
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