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Flanders Family Reunion: Premium Walkthrough

Yard Sale Intro

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Ned: Whatcha doing there neighboreno?
Homer: Shut up, Flanders! Don't tell him, Marge.
Marge: We're having a yard sale. There's just too much junk cluttering up the house.
Coach Pommelhorst: Where do you want this box?
Homer: Shut up, whoever you are! Don't tell her, Marge.
System Message: Celebrate the Summer by buying some cool stuff! Coach Pommelhorst is available in the Yard Sale Mystery Box for a limited time only!

Herbs in a Hurry Pt. 1

Ted Flanders starts

Nedward Flanders Sr.: This “high-traffic” area is the perfect place for our “herbal spinach” cart.
Capri Flanders: So how come no one is stopping to buy?
Nedward Flanders Sr.: The best way to advertise a product is to see it in action. It’s why people at sunglass kiosks are always wearing sunglasses.
Capri Flanders: Then lets roll up some of these leaves and give the people a demonstration!
Nedward Flanders Sr.: Whoah. If we use enough of our product, we’ll need to wear sunglasses, too.
Ted Flanders: Did someone say sunglasses?
Ted Flanders: Lucky for you, I've got a ton of used pairs for great prices!

Task: Make Ned’s Parents Try to Rope In Customers
Time: 8h
Location: Herbal Spinach Cart
Requires: Nedward Flanders Sr.
Task: Make Ted Try to Sell Used Sunglasses
Time: 8h
Location: Herbal Spinach Cart
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Herbs in a Hurry Pt. 2

Ted Flanders starts

Quimby: Er-ah, “herbal spinach”? Is that some sort of salad?
Nedward Flanders Sr.: Everything is some sort of everything, man. Think about it.
Quimby: That’s very deep. As a politician, I prefer to think about things on a purely superficial level.
Capri Flanders: Maybe you should open yourself up to new experiences.
Quimby: Or eh, at least new lunches. How would you recommend I prepare your spinach?
Nedward Flanders Sr.: Baked, man. Definitely baked.

Task: Make Quimby Purchase “Herbal Spinach”
Time: 4h
Location: Herbal Spinach Cart
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Herbs in a Hurry Pt. 3

Ted Flanders starts

Ned: A sales cart? Right out in the open? When you said you’d be selling your special “herbal spinach”, I assumed you’d be more discreet about it.
Capri Flanders: Why should we try to hide something that grows in Mother Earth?
Ned: If she’s growing “herbal spinach”, Mother Earth is a bit loose with her morals.
Nedward Flanders Sr.: Now, would you like to try our Indica spinach or our Sativa spinach?
Ned: ...
Ned: Are you sure I wasn’t adopted?

Task: Make Ned Be Ashamed of His Parents
Time: 8h
Location: Herbal Spinach Cart
Task: Make Ned’s Parents Dig in Their Heels
Time: 8h
Location: Herbal Spinach Cart
Requires: Nedward Flanders Sr.

Ned: Well, if I can’t talk you out of selling your devil-weed, all I ask is you don’t do it in front of Rod and Todd.
Rod: Look, Daddy! Grandpa and Grandma taught us how to roll spinach for their customers!
Todd: We’re helping! Yaaay!

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Herbs in a Hurry Pt. 4

Ted Flanders starts

Ted Flanders: It's the fuzz! Scatter!
Wiggum: Whoah, whoah. You can’t sell that stuff in Springfield!
Capri Flanders: Why not? It’s perfectly legal in this state, you know.
Wiggum: It is? What state is this again?
Nedward Flanders Sr.: One where people have been using “herbal spinach” medicinally for years, man.
Wiggum: All I know is, as an officer sworn to uphold the law… I guess I should probably find out what the law is.

Task: Make Wiggum Consult His Law Book
Time: 4h
Location: Herbal Spinach Cart
Task: Make Ted Flanders Hide From the Law
Time: 1h
Location: Herbal Spinach Cart

Wiggum: Well, there’s nothing in my book that says it’s illegal.
Capri Flanders: See? We told you.
Wiggum: Of course, there’s nothing in my book that says its LEGAL, either...
Wiggum: You know what? I’m gonna arrest you both, just to be safe.
Nedward Flanders Sr.: Unjustly run in by the fuzz… I feel like a kid again!

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Herbs in a Hurry Pt. 5

Ted Flanders starts

Ned: Howdilly-doodilly, Officer. I’m here to bail out my wayward parents.
Ted Flanders: Don't forget your handsome cousin!
Wiggum: Not a chance, Flanders. As Chief of Police, I say we let ‘em rot in jail.
Quimby: And as MAYOR, I say selling “herbal spinach” is not only legal in Springfield, but strongly encouraged!
Quimby: I also say, er-ah, it’s like time is breathing… and all the colors of the universe are singing just for me!
Capri Flanders: I see you tried our product!

Task: Make Quimby Pardon Ned’s Parents
Time: 1h
Location: Police Station
Task: Make Ted Try to Get Pardoned
Time: 12h
Location: Police Station

Nedward Flanders Sr.: Now that we’re back selling on the street, I say we celebrate our victory over "The Man" with some safe, legal “herbal spinach”.
Capri Flanders: Come on, Neddy. Join your parents, just this once.
Ned: Well, I suppose just one leaf wouldn’t hurt…
Capri Flanders: I’m glad to hear you say that, because I slipped some into that tea you’re drinking.
Ned: Well stone me like Achan and Naboth! No wonder I’m not filled to the brim with right-didilly-ighteous anger!

Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP

Muscular Movers Pt. 1

Coach Pommelhorst starts

Coach Pommelhorst: Put your back into it you weaklings!
Milhouse: At this rate I won't have any back left.
Bart: I don’t get this. The only thing we do in gym class anymore is lift boxes. And why does it last eight hours a day?
Coach Pommelhorst: To strengthen your quads. Or your core. Now get to work moving that piano!

Task: Make Coach Pommelhorst Push Children Too Hard
Time: 1h
Location: Springfield Retirement Castle or Brown House
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Muscular Movers Pt. 2

Lisa starts

Lisa: This isn’t gym class. You’re just using us as unpaid laborers for your Starving Teachers Moving Company.
Coach Pommelhorst: Eh, it’s both things.
Lisa: Well, we’re not going to stand for it. We’re going on strike!
Coach Pommelhorst: If you do, you’ll get an incomplete.
Lisa: No, not that. I’ll keep working.

Task: Make Coach Continue to Push Children
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Retirement Castle or Brown House
Task: Make Lisa Grade Grub by Moving Boxes
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Retirement Castle or Brown House
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Muscular Movers Pt. 3

Skinner starts

Skinner: I'm all for child labor, but this is over the line.
Coach Pommelhorst: They aren't laboring, they're barely moving.
Bart: Ow, my poor legs.
Skinner: You’re only proving my point.
Coach Pommelhorst: Well, I'm not shutting this operation down without a fight!

Task: Make Coach Pommelhorst Have a Pen Fight
Time: 8h
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Muscular Movers Pt. 4

Coach Pommelhorst starts

Coach Pommelhorst: You put up a good fight, Skinner.
Skinner: The pen is mightier than the sword, I’ve been told. Although I don’t see how that’s possible.
Coach Pommelhorst: You have changed my mind, I will help the weak children move boxes.
Skinner: Do you even work here anymore?

Task: Make Coach Pommelhorst Move Boxes
Time: 12h
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Muscular Movers Pt. 5

Coach Pommelhorst starts

Coach Pommelhorst: That was the last of your stuff, sir. Is there anything else we can do for you?
Hans Moleman: No, that's all. Thank you for your help.
Bart: You're welcome. I just need to rest before we get going. *passes out*
Hans Moleman: Is he going to be okay?
Coach Pommelhorst: He'll be fine, but he's failing my class for passing out on the job.

Task: Make Coach Pommelhorst Be Unforgiving
Time: 24h
Location: Springfield Elementary
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
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