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Treehouse of Horror XXX: Premium Walkthrough

LPNintendoITA
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Wish is my Command Pt. 1

Monkey's Paw Salesman starts

Monkey's Paw Salesman: If your wildest dreams are what you seek, then wag your tongue and speak.
Willy: Nae, I don't know if you can handle Willie’s wildest dreams.
Monkey's Paw Salesman: Probably not, but the Monkey's Paw sure can.

Task: Make Monkey's Paw Salesman Pass on the Curse
Time: 8h
Location: Monkey's Paw Shop
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Wish is my Command Pt. 2

Monkey's Paw Salesman starts

Monkey's Paw Salesman: One monkey paw down... how many more to go?
Monkey's Paw Salesman: *checks inventory*
Monkey's Paw Salesman: Ugh, I’m up to my maw in paws.
Nelson: Hey, mister, where’s the bathroom?
Monkey's Paw Salesman: Perhaps you could use an extra hand… or paw in there?

Task: Make Monkey's Paw Salesman Sell to Children
Time: 8h
Location: Monkey's Paw Shop
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

The rest of the questline requires Hans Moleman to be unlocked to continue

Wish is my Command Pt. 3

Hans Moleman starts

Hans Moleman: My tour group left me behind. How can I find my home?
Monkey's Paw Salesman: Perhaps a paw could point you in the right direction.

Task: Make Monkey's Paw Salesman Give Away Product
Time: 8h
Location: Monkey's Paw Shop
If the user has Hans Moleman: Task: Make Hans Moleman Struggle to Use Monkey's Paw
Time: 8h
Location: Monkey's Paw Shop
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Wish is my Command Pt. 4

Monkey's Paw Salesman starts

Monkey's Paw Salesman: Beat it! I was trading here first.
Gil: You're selling junk. And I know junk. My life is full of it.
Monkey's Paw Salesman: You know nothing of the wares I deal in.
Gil: I know one thing; you’re ripping people off and I'm turning you in.

Task: Make Monkey's Paw Salesman Use Monkey's Paw as a Weapon
Time: 8h
Location: Monkey's Paw Shop

Gil: Ow! I’ve been slapped a lot but that really hurt.
Monkey's Paw Salesman: Talk to the severed paw, ‘cause I don’t care. And don't come back!

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Wish is my Command Pt. 5

Monkey's Paw Salesman starts

Monkey's Paw Salesman: You again?!
Gil: There he is officer, arrest that man.
Monkey's Paw Salesman: You'll never take me or my paws alive!
Wiggum: Great! I’ll take you dead. Now where’d I put my gun?

Task: Make Monkey's Paw Salesman Make a Quick Escape
Time: 4h
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP

Unforeseen Consequences Pt. 1

Dr. Griffin (Invisible Man) starts

Dr. Griffin (Invisible Man): Who is it?
Azzlan: I have good news for all men!
Dr. Griffin (Invisible Man): Did Countess Dracula split with the Count? Finally my chance with her has come! *walks out of front door*
Azzlan: No, I was talking about the good news from the book of God.
Dr. Griffin (Invisible Man): That’s a disappointment. I’ll pass. *tries to open front door*
Dr. Griffin (Invisible Man): *front door is locked* Now look what your God has done to me!

Task: Make Dr. Griffin Try to Break Into His Own House
Time: 12h
Location: Invisible House

Dr. Griffin (Invisible Man): What did I do with that spare key?
Dr. Griffin (Invisible Man): *checks invisible mail box* Nothing.

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Unforeseen Consequences Pt. 2

Dr. Griffin (Invisible Man) starts

Dr. Griffin (Invisible Man): This is embarrassing, but I got locked out of my house. Can you send someone to find me, then find my house, then help me get in?
Dr. Griffin (Invisible Man): That’s right. It's an invisible house. And I’m invisible too.
Dr. Griffin (Invisible Man): I’ll make sure you can see me and I'll show you where it is.
Dr. Griffin (Invisible Man): This isn't a prank call. Hello? Hello?

Task: Make Dr. Griffin Call Lock Smiths
Time: 8h
Location: Invisible House
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Unforeseen Consequences Pt. 3

Moe starts

Moe: Whoa, you look like crap. Have a drink.
Dr. Griffin (Invisible Man): I better not. Alcohol goes right through me. It’s not pretty.
Moe: You just need something thicker that sticks to yer ribs. *slides drink*
Dr. Griffin (Invisible Man): Chocolate milk?
Moe: You call it chocolate milk, I call it white milk that’s gone bad… it’s all good.

Task: Make Dr. Griffin Drown His Sorrows in Chocolate
Time: 4h
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Unforeseen Consequences Pt. 4

Dr. Griffin (Invisible Man) starts

Snake: Where the heck are you?
Dr. Griffin (Invisible Man): Right in front of you. You’re staring through my neck.
Snake: Freaky, but okay, let’s get down to business. Where’s the house that I’m breaking into?
Dr. Griffin (Invisible Man): You’re not breaking in. It's my house. I'm just locked out.
Snake: I’ll give you two options: crowbar to the door or a brick through the window.
Dr. Griffin (Invisible Man): *sigh* Brick please.

Task: Make Dr. Griffin Hire a Criminal
Time: 8h
Location: Moe's Tavern
If the user has Snake: Task: Make Snake Break Into Invisible House
Time: 8h
Location: Invisible House
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Unforeseen Consequences Pt. 5

Dr. Griffin (Invisible Man) starts

Dr. Griffin (Invisible Man): You had to break ALL the windows?
Snake: You needed in. I got you in.
Dr. Griffin (Invisible Man): *sighs* Here’s thirty dollars for your time.
Snake: Thirty smackers?! I didn’t shoot a guard and break out of jail for that!
Snake: Looks like I’m helping myself to some of your expensive art work.

Task: Make Dr. Griffin Get Robbed
Time: 8h
Location: Invisible House
If the user has Snake: Task: Make Snake Rob Invisible House
Time: 8h
Location: Invisible House

Snake: I can’t see you but I hope you can see the grin on my face.
Dr. Griffin (Invisible Man): Fyi: I’m not smiling.
Snake: That’s the problem with victims. They never want to smile.

Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP

Craft Brew Ha-Ha Pt. 1

Bridge Troll Moe starts

Bridge Troll Moe: Ugh, I'm so desperately lonely.
Bridge Troll Moe: Why won’t people hang out under dank, dark bridges no more?
Carl: Hey, Lenny! We gotta cross this bridge to get to that new bar.
Lenny: No problem. We’ve climbed mountains and waded through swamps to get to bars before.
Bridge Troll Moe: Sweet! New friends! Time to sharpen up my teeth so I look presentable.

Task: Make Bridge Troll Moe Scare Away Potential Friends
Time: 8h
Location: Deep Dark Woods
If the user has Lenny: Task: Make Lenny Try to Cross Bridge
Time: 8h
Location: Deep Dark Woods
If the user has Carl: Task: Make Carl Try to Cross Bridge
Time: 8h
Location: Deep Dark Woods
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Craft Brew Ha-Ha Pt. 2

Bridge Troll Moe starts

Bridge Troll Moe: Yoo-hoo! Wanna sit for a spell under my bridge? *snarl* *claw* *claw*
Carl: What the hell is that thing?!
Lenny: I don't care if beer is cheap over there, I'm not crossing that bridge.
Bridge Troll Moe: Please, don't go!
Bridge Troll Moe: Wait a minute… new idea. Maybe drunks shouldn’t have to cross bridges to get their booze.

Task: Make Bridge Troll Moe Convert Bridge to Bar
Time: 8h
Location: Deep Dark Woods
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Craft Brew Ha-Ha Pt. 3

Bridge Troll Moe starts

Bridge Troll Moe: Everything a troll needs to open an underbridge bar is stuck in the muck right here.
Bridge Troll Moe: I’ll just string up some skulls for lantern lights.
Bridge Troll Moe: These spinal columns will make nifty bar stools.
Bridge Troll Moe: A death certificate can fill in for a health inspection certificate…
Bridge Troll Moe: And for booze… folks can drink my stream water. Enough drunks have drowned in it so there’s gotta be alcohol in it.

Task: Make Bridge Troll Moe Water Down His Brew
Time: 12h
Location: Deep Dark Woods
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Craft Brew Ha-Ha Pt. 4

Bridge Troll Moe starts

Bridge Troll Moe: Come one, come all, "Moe's Troll Hole" is open for business!
Bridge Troll Moe: What?! Where is everyone?
Bridge Troll Moe: Don’t people read welcome signs no more: "Warning! Troll Opens Bar Under Dangerous Bridge! Drink At Your Own Risk!"
Bridge Troll Moe: *sigh* Gonna have to get ugly about this making friends thing.

Task: Make Bridge Troll Moe Scheme Up Promo
Time: 8h
Location: Deep Dark Woods
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Craft Brew Ha-Ha Pt. 5

Bridge Troll Moe starts

Bridge Troll Moe: Hey, village people! Your first booze is on the house. Or should I say under the bridge. Whatever. It’s free!
Carl: I’ll go under anything for free booze! How much are the drinks after that?
Bridge Troll Moe: All free. But you gotta answer riddles to get ‘em.
Lenny: What if we get the wrong answer?
Bridge Troll Moe: Then I gotta take something from you: a toe, an ear, your soul…
Lenny: But if I get the riddle right, it’s free booze!
Carl: And if we’re wrong, it’s just our toe or my soul. We’re in!

Task: Make Bridge Troll Moe Serve Riddles & Rhye
Time: 8h
Location: Deep Dark Woods
If the user has Lenny: Task: Make Lenny Sacrifice Self for Booze
Time: 8h
Location: Deep Dark Woods
If the user has Carl: Task: Make Carl Sacrifice Self for Booze
Time: 8h
Location: Deep Dark Woods
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP

Price of Peace Pt. 1

Kamala starts

Kamala: Father, I've returned.
Kang: Tell me of your travels.
Kamala: I’ve gone to a world that accepts us as one of their own.
Kodos: Sounds like it’s fairy tale time.

Task: Make Kamala Tell Stories About Her Travels
Time: 8h
Location: Rigel 7, Victorian UFO or Brown House
If the user has Kodos: Task: Make Kodos Provide Commentary on Every Detail of the Story
Time: 8h
Location: Rigel 7, Victorian UFO or Brown House
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Price of Peace Pt. 2

Kamala starts

Kamala: What I’ve learned can help us have a more advanced society.
Kang: Our society abides by the rule of K.I.S.S – Keep It Simple Stupid.
Kodos: Advancements do sound intriguing though.
Kang: Quiet, you're not helping.
Kamala: Then I don’t need your help. I can do it on my own.

Task: Make Kamala Try to Change Rigellian Way of Life
Time: 8h
Location: Rigel 7, Victorian UFO or Brown House
If the user has Kodos: Task: Make Kodos Secretly Help Kamala
Time: 8h
Location: Rigel 7, Victorian UFO or Brown House
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Price of Peace Pt. 3

Kamala starts

Kamala: I can't believe our society rejected an opportunity for peace and equality.
Kang: Rigellians thrive off dominating others.
Kamala: If I can't give them a society of peace by choice, then I'll force them to be peaceful.
Kodos: That would require an army.
Kamala: I think I have one.

Task: Make Kamala Summon Army of Baby Rigellians
Time: 8h
Location: Rigellian Infant Pod Transmitter
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Price of Peace Pt. 4

Kamala starts

Kamala: They're cute, deadly and burp-y. No one will suspect any of our sleeper agents.
Kodos: Your machine is faulty. How did this one slip through?
Maggie: *suck* *suck*
Kamala: This is one of our best agents. If captured, she’ll never talk.

Task: Make Kamala Attempt to Take Over Rigel VII
Time: 8h
Location: Rigel 7, Victorian UFO or Brown House
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Price of Peace Pt. 5

Kamala starts

Kamala: I’m starting to have second thoughts.
Kodos: About total victory over our home planet? Being in charge of our own lives and futures?
Kamala: Our utopia shouldn't be the result of violence or come from a tyrant.
Kodos: What’s so bad about that? I’m good with it.
Kamala: I'm calling off the attack.

Task: Make Kamala Call Off the Attack
Time: 8h
Location: Rigellian Infant Pod Transmitter

Kodos: You were right. Rigel isn't ready for that much change yet.
Kamala: I'll just need to be a little more patient.
Kamala: And run for public office!
Kang: Oh, no. Not a politician in the family!

Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP

The Ten Commandments Gil Promo

Gil starts

Gil: Gil's not doin' so well on Earth but I'm gunnin' for a better life up in Heaven.
Gil: C'mon, help Ol' Gil earn his ticket through the Pearly Gates. Whaddya say?
God: Don't lay it on too thick, Son.
Gil: No problem, great and powerful God. And may I add quite handsome too. *wink-wink*

On offer accepted:
Gil: Praise be! I knew I could count on you in my time of need. Stay tuned for more of my needs.
Gil: I promise that I'll be in church every day and night. Mostly 'cause that's where I've been sleepin'.

On offer declined:
Gil: This is awkward. You're leaving me standing at the altar just like my first three marriage attempts.
Gil: I shoulda bought the tuxedo rather than rent it everytime!

Sins of Our Father Pt. 1

God starts

God: Jesus, I know it's your birthday, but I have an important meeting to go to.
Jesus Christ: Really, you’re bailing on my birthday? And could you explain how was I born again? I’m still confused.
God: Some other time, I have to rule over all creation right now.
Jesus Christ: All creation always comes before me.
God: *puts on sunglasses* Sorry, gotta go. *leaves in a flash*

Task: Make God Work His Day Job
Time: 8h
If the user has Jesus Christ: Task: Make Jesus Christ Act Out for Attention
Time: 8h
Location: Heavenly Swing Set or The Ten Commandments

Jesus Christ: Hey, Springfielders, sorry about the plagues, the locust swarms, and the incessant robo-calls. I'm just trying to get my father's attention.
Homer: I find hiding my father’s medication works well for me.

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Sins of Our Father Pt. 2

God starts

God: What is going on in Springfield?!
Jesus Christ: I musta missed it watching the polar ice caps melt. You better go check it out.

Task: Make God Investigate Plagues in Springfield
Time: 8h
Location: Heavenly Swing Set or The Ten Commandments
If the user has Jesus Christ: Task: Make Jesus Christ Trap God
Time: 8h
Location: Heavenly Swing Set or The Ten Commandments

God: Jesus, what in Heaven’s name is the meaning of this?
Jesus Christ: I wanted some father-son time.
God: So you plague an entire town to get it?
Jesus Christ: It was this or opening up a massive sinkhole.

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Sins of Our Father Pt. 3

God starts

God: Let me out of here and you can have ice cream before dinner.
Jesus Christ: It's too late, Dad. I don’t want to be treated like a child anymore!
God: You've forced my hand.

Task: Make God Break Out of Jail
Time: 8h
Location: Heavenly Swing Set or The Ten Commandments
If the user has Jesus Christ: Task: Make Jesus Christ Commit to the Heel Turn
Time: 8h
Location: Heavenly Swing Set or The Ten Commandments
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Sins of Our Father Pt. 4

God starts

God: I'll deal with you later. First, I need to handle the locust, the robocalls, the--
Jesus Christ: No, I won’t be pushed to the back burner again! You’ll deal with me first!
God: Wow, son, I didn’t realize you felt so strongly. You know you’re always first in my life.
God: Actually, maybe it’s the Sumatran Rhino, the River Otter, then you. But a solid third is good.
Jesus Christ: *tearing up* I’ve moved up to third?
God: The animals are going extinct but I don’t want our relationship to. Let’s clean up this mess together.

Task: Make God Smite Indiscriminately
Time: 4h
If the user has Jesus Christ: Task: Make Jesus Christ Help Clean Up Plagues
Time: 8h
Location: Heavenly Swing Set or The Ten Commandments
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Sins of Our Father Pt. 5

God starts

God: Homer Simpson, I'm entrusting you with a new set of the Ten Commandments. Spread my word to the world.
Homer: Aw, you caught me at a bad time. I'm watching the playoffs right now.
God: *sigh* Fine. Jesus, you want to try?
Jesus Christ: Sure thing, Dad!
God: I hate to be a helicopter parent, but I’ll come with you just to be sure.

Task: Make God Micromanage Jesus
Time: 8h
Location: The Ten Commandments
If the user has Jesus Christ: Task: Make Jesus Christ Pass on New Ten Commandments
Time: 8h
Location: The Ten Commandments
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
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