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Treehouse of Horror XXX: Once Bitten, Twice Die Walkthrough

Once Bitten, Twice Die Pt. 1

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Marge: I don’t want to be a bother but can we have some water? It's so hot being captured and housed in these mines.
Zia Simpson: Sorry, Grandma. I didn't know my stable of monsters would take over Springfield and you.
Marge: Destroying Springfield is bad. But worse… could you stop calling me Grandma?!
Frankenstein's Monster: *thrusts a flaming torch*
Bart: I thought Frankensteins were afraid of fire.
Frankenstein's Monster: Frankenstein work through his fire issues.

Task: Collect Lost Souls [x50]
If the user has Zia Simpson: Task: Make Zia Simpson Take All the Credit
Time: 8h
Location: Dracula's Castle or Brown House
Task: Make Kang Confront Zia Simpson
Time: 8h
Location: Dracula's Castle or Brown House
Task: Make Kodos Confront Zia Simpson
Time: 8h
Location: Dracula's Castle or Brown House

On job start:
Zia Simpson: You aliens should be happy. I’ve made you a huge success.
Kang: Yeah, about that. We need to talk.
Zia Simpson: What’s on your mind, Doc Guac?
Kang: It was our idea to take over Springfield. Yet, you’re taking all the credit and more than the standard ten percent fee.
Kodos: All the monsters are loyal to you and not us.
Zia Simpson: It’s all part of my packaging fee. Remember, you two Jello Jigglers would be nothing but space debris if it wasn’t for me.
Kang: She’s become worse than our previous agent.
Kodos: We should have seen this coming, but with one eye we have no depth perception.
Kodos: It’s come to this… Zia, you’re fired.
Zia Simpson: What?! I can’t be fired! You work for me. I swear you aliens will never destroy in this town again!

On job end:
Kang: I thought our Agent of Destruction had our best interests in mind but she was just looking out for herself.
Kodos: We dreamed of dancing on all your graves.
Marge: That isn’t a very nice dream.
Kodos: Don’t judge. You really had to see the dance.
Kang: Maybe all hope is not lost if you humans join with us to get revenge.
Bart: I’m all in on getting revenge!

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Once Bitten, Twice Die Pt. 2

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Bart: Someone help! I'm stuck under a big rock.
Frankenstein's Monster: Frankenstein will save you, then kill you! Then have cigar with blind man.
Kang: *knocks out Frankenstein*
Nelson: Haw-haw. You flattened his flat-top!
Lisa: Let’s hurry. We need to get out of here!

Task: Collect Lost Souls [x100]
Task: Make Simpsons Break Out of Prison [x3]
Time: 8h
Location: Dracula's Castle or Brown House
Characters: Grampa, Homer, Marge, Lisa, Bart, Maggie
Task: Make Kang Break Out of Prison
Time: 8h
Location: Dracula's Castle or Brown House
Task: Make Kodos Break Out of Prison
Time: 8h
Location: Dracula's Castle or Brown House

Homer: I'm tired of running. No one told me prison breaks would be exercise.
Kang: Where can a family of five with two aliens hide?
Marge: I know just the place.

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Once Bitten, Twice Die Pt. 3

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Marge: The monsters have taken over! Zia has even re-enlisted Dracula. He’s joined forces with her.
Marge: Two Agents of Destruction against us?! This is out of control!
Kodos: Don’t worry, Grandma. We've got a plan.
Marge: Would EVERYONE stop calling me Grandma!

Task: Collect Lost Souls [x100]
Task: Make Marge Be Offended
Time: 8h
Location: Pumpkin House or Brown House
If the user has Count Dracula: Task: Make Count Dracula Join Forces With Zia
Time: 8h
Location: Pumpkin House or Brown House

Lisa: Dracula has a device to access an interdimensional portal.
Marge: How come everyone has one of those except us?
Lisa: We can use his to find a hero, then use that hero against the agents.
Kodos: Fight with an agent?! I’m not sure I want to do that.
Lisa: We don't have a choice. Zia and Dracula will find us, and we need to fight back.
Homer: Then I'll snag Drac’s device and meet you back here tomorrow.

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Once Bitten, Twice Die Pt. 4

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Lisa: Zia, are you there?
Zia Simpson: Yes, Mom.
Lisa: Mom? Wait… oh right. I am your mom. Why would you work against me?
Zia Simpson: You’re right. I wanted to control the world, but now I realize I just wanted to control my own life. I’m sorry.
Count Dracula: No Agent of Destruction says she’s sorry. It shows weakness. Yes, I’m back in control!

Task: Collect Lost Souls [x100]
Task: Make Milhouse Immediately Surrender
Time: 8h
Location: Three Bears Home
If the user has Zia Simpson: Task: Make Zia Simpson Double Double Cross Her Family
Time: 8h
Location: Three Bears Home
Task: Make Kang Attack Count Dracula
Time: 8h
Location: Three Bears Home
Task: Make Kodos Attack Count Dracula
Time: 8h
Location: Three Bears Home

On job start:
Count Dracula: Get off me, you worms!
Kodos: You call your best clients worms?
Count Dracula: “Worm” is an affectionate term in the bizness.
Kang: Quick humans, while we struggle, you escape!
Homer: You slime balls aren't so bad after all.
Kang: We’re not doing this for you. If you die now, we can't destroy you ourselves later.
Zia Simpson: Not so fast. I’m back with Drac.
Marge: What?! Why?
Zia Simpson: I have a lot of conflicting emotions. It’s what teens are good at.

On job end:
Kodos: Why did you betray us, Human Girl?
Zia Simpson: Mostly because I think you guys are idiots.
Count Dracula: Take them to the Witch's house and let her roast them for dinner.
Kang: So this is how agents drop clients?!

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Once Bitten, Twice Die Pt. 5

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Kang: How dare you beer batter us!
Suzanne the Witch: The batter was Homer’s idea. Now stop struggling. I don't like my food to be tough.
Bart: I'll show you tough. *pushes her into the oven*
Suzanne the Witch: Why do I always leave the oven door open?! *screams*
Lisa: C’mon! We have to hurry! Zia and Dracula are going to use the Ultranet device to consume souls.
Homer: *moans* We’re not staying for Witch BBQ?

Task: Collect Lost Souls [x100]
Task: Make Kang Attempt to Stop Count Dracula
Time: 8h
Location: Dracula's Castle or Brown House
Task: Make Kodos Attempt to Stop Count Dracula
Time: 8h
Location: Dracula's Castle or Brown House
Task: Make Simpsons Attempt to Stop Count Dracula [x3]
Time: 8h
Location: Dracula's Castle or Brown House
Characters: Grampa, Homer, Marge, Lisa, Bart, Maggie
Task: Make Homer Eat Barbeque
Time: 8h
Location: Gingerbread House or Brown House

On job start:
Bart: Didn’t you get the memo, Count Lame-ula? We’re crashing your coffin party.
Kang: Or… make you a deal: give us back our ship and kill all the humans, and we'll call it even.
Marge: I REALLY don’t know whose side to be on anymore.
Zia Simpson: Then be on my side, ‘cause I’m back on yours. *explaining tone* Teenager, remember?
Count Dracula: That’s it. I’m closing this deal right now. *flips switch*

On job end:
Bart and Lisa: *Scream*
Marge: What happened? There was a flash of light and then I passed out.
Lisa: Mom, I don't feel so good. *collapses*
Bart: It's probably just gas.
Bart: Uh-oh. Is gas contagious? *collapses*

Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
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