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Holidays of Future Past: Walkthrough

Homer for the Holidays

Marge starts

Marge: 3…2…1…Happy New Year!
Homer: Okay, now let's open the next year's champagne!
Bart: Quiet! I’m Facetiming my friends on vacation in Hawaii and I don’t want to spoil New Year’s for them!
Lisa: Ugh, this family never changes. Mom went overboard decorating, Dad’s drunk, and Bart’s a jerk.
Marge: Lisa’s right. A little bit of a try-hard, but right. This year we’re all making New Year’s resolutions!

Task: Make the Simpsons Make New Year's Resolutions [x3]
Time: 6s
Location: Simpson House

Homer: I'll stop drinking and help out around here!
Marge: I’ll try to relax more and not do so much housework!
Lisa: I’m going to become more popular at school!
Bart: And I'll tell people what they want to hear to get them off my back.
Marge: Bart!
Bart: Fine. I’ll try to do better in school.
Lisa: If we stick to these resolutions, just imagine how amazing our lives could be...

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Holidays of Future Past Pt. 1

If the user has Retired Homer: Retired Homer starts
If the user doesn't have Retired Homer: Auto starts

Retired Homer: The fifty-one weeks of the Christmas season are over!
Retired Homer: I’ve gotta clean the house so I can hang the New Year’s Eve decorations for a few hours before putting the Christmas stuff back up.
Empty-Nest Marge: Not so fast, Homie. I still have the last of the Christmas Duffs to drink!
President Lisa: Don’t worry, Dad, I’ll help you -- after I hang with my friends at the hoverboard park.
Mooch Bart: I would help, but I’ve got to get down to the Robo-Homer factory.
Mooch Bart: One of my workers accidentally typed “ROB-O-HOMER” and the assembly line is making robots that mug people.

Task: Collect Holiday Decorations [x50]
If the user has Retired Homer: Task: Make Retired Homer Clean Up the House
Time: 8h
Location: Future Simpson's House or Simpson House
If the user doesn't have Retired Homer: Task: Make Homer Clean Up the House
Time: 8h
Location: Future Simpson's House or Simpson House
If the user has Empty-Nest Marge: Task: Make Empty-Nest Marge Drink and Watch Daytime TV
Time: 8h
Location: Future Simpson's House or Simpson House
If the user doesn't have Empty-Nest Marge: Task: Make Marge Drink and Watch Daytime TV
Time: 8h
Location: Future Simpson's House or Simpson House
If the user has Mooch Bart: Task: Make Mooch Bart Run His Company
Time: 8h
Location: Brown House
If the user doesn't have Mooch Bart: Task: Make Bart Run His Company
Time: 8h
Location: Brown House
If the user has President Lisa: Task: Make President Lisa Go Hoverboarding With the Cool Kids
Time: 8h
Location: Springfield Skate Park or Brown House
If the user doesn't have President Lisa: Task: Make Lisa Go Hoverboarding With the Cool Kids
Time: 8h
Location: Springfield Skate Park or Brown House

Empty-Nest Marge: Homie, you’re working too hard, I’m worried about you!
Retired Homer: It’s not so bad, Marge. When people call it “back-breaking labor”, they’re just being-- *CRACK*
Retired Homer: Never mind.
Empty-Nest Marge: We can’t go on like this! You and Bart work too hard, Lisa cares more about being cool than being with her family, and I’m a drunk mess!
Retired Homer: You’re right! When we decided to better ourselves all those years ago, we ruined our lives.
Retired Homer: Let’s make resolutions right now to reverse our old resolutions. New New Year’s Resolution Resolutions!

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Holidays of Future Past Pt. 2

If the user has Empty-Nest Marge: Empty-Nest Marge starts
If the user doesn't have Empty-Nest Marge: Auto starts

Empty-Nest Marge: You relax and drink the rest of the Christmas Duffs. You only have to finish off these two cases. I’ll take care of the cleaning.
Retired Homer: I used to polish off two cases in my sleep!
Retired Homer: Which wasn’t good, since I did most of my sleeping while driving.
Empty-Nest Marge: Hmm, the instructions for this Robo-Homer Home-Cleaning Robot are complicated. Does this button start it?
Robot Homer: MUST… TERMINATE… SIMPSONS!
Empty-Nest Marge: D'oh!

Task: Collect Holiday Decorations [x100]
If the user has Empty-Nest Marge: Task: Make Empty-Nest Marge Flee Murderous Robo-Homer
Time: 8h
Location: Future Simpson's House or Simpson House
If the user doesn't have Empty-Nest Marge: Task: Make Marge Flee Murderous Robo-Homer
Time: 8h
Location: Future Simpson's House or Simpson House
If the user has Retired Homer: Task: Make Retired Homer Have Adverse Reaction to Sober-Up Pills
Time: 8h
Location: Future Simpson's House or Simpson House
If the user doesn't have Retired Homer: Task: Make Homer Have Adverse Reaction to Sober-Up Pills
Time: 8h
Location: Future Simpson's House or Simpson House

Empty-Nest Marge: I’m glad the charge ran out of that robot so fast. But I'm mad our son makes such a crappy product!
Retired Homer: Ugh, too much beer. I better take some of Marge’s Sober-Up pills. Wait, this doesn’t feel right…
Gelatinous Homer: I don’t feel so good.

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Holidays of Future Past Pt. 3

If the user has Mooch Bart: Mooch Bart starts
If the user doesn't have Mooch Bart: Auto starts

Mooch Bart: Mom and Dad gave up on their resolutions? They didn’t raise us to be quitters!
President Lisa: Those resolutions are the only thing our family has ever stuck to. Remember when we all went on the “paleo diet”?
Mooch Bart: Eating like cavemen, what were we thinking?! Pass me one of those genetically modified glowing super-grapes.
President Lisa: Maybe Mom and Dad are onto something. We were a lot happier back then...
Mooch Bart: The only thing I had to worry about was detention from Skinner. Now I have to worry about eviction notices from Skinner.
President Lisa: I’m going to go back to the way I used to be too! Hard work, no friends, and crippling anxiety, here I come!

Task: Collect Holiday Decorations [x100]
If the user has Mooch Bart: Task: Make Mooch Bart Embarrass Himself Trying to Hoverboard
Time: 8h
Location: Springfield Skate Park or Brown House
If the user doesn't have Mooch Bart: Task: Make Bart Embarrass Himself Trying to Hoverboard
Time: 8h
Location: Springfield Skate Park or Brown House
If the user has President Lisa: Task: Make President Lisa Accidentally Set Factory On Fire
Time: 8h
Location: Brown House
If the user has President Lisa: Task: Make Lisa Accidentally Set Factory On Fire
Time: 8h
Location: Brown House

Milhouse: Lisa, I told you that’s not how the assembly controls work!
President Lisa: Get bent, twerp!
Milhouse: Wow, you’re talking to me again!

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Holidays of Future Past Pt. 4

If the user has President Lisa: President Lisa starts
If the user doesn't have President Lisa: Auto starts

President Lisa: I accidentally set Bart’s factory on fire. The old me never would’ve let that happen...
Empty-Nest Marge: Those robots are short-circuiting and burning people’s houses down, so you actually did a good thing.
President Lisa: Still, I can’t believe I’ve changed so much.
Empty-Nest Marge: Why don’t you try reading a good book like you used to? Here, I found this in the attic.
President Lisa: “Necronomicon”? I don’t remember my books being so old or evil-sounding, but I’ll give it a shot!
Empty-Nest Marge: I’m going to do some real cleaning – I know, I'll dust Homer’s bottle rocket ships! What could go wrong?

Task: Collect Holiday Decorations [x250]
If the user has President Lisa: Task: Make President Lisa Accidentally Summon Cthulhu
Time: 8h
Location: Future Simpson's House or Simpson House
If the user has President Lisa: Task: Make Lisa Accidentally Summon Cthulhu
Time: 8h
Location: Future Simpson's House or Simpson House
If the user has Empty-Nest Marge: Task: Make Empty-Nest Marge Accidentally Break Homer’s Bottle Rocket Ships
Time: 8h
Location: Future Simpson's House or Simpson House
If the user has Empty-Nest Marge: Task: Make Marge Accidentally Break Homer’s Bottle Rocket Ships
Time: 8h
Location: Future Simpson's House or Simpson House

Retired Homer: My bottle rocket ships!
Empty-Nest Marge: Relax, I just emptied out some new bottles for ya! *burp!*
Cthulhu: Why the hell am I back in this dump?

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Holidays of Future Past Pt. 5

If the user has Mooch Bart: Mooch Bart starts
If the user doesn't have Mooch Bart: Auto starts

Mooch Bart: Face facts, Dad, we’ve changed too much to turn back into our old selves!
Retired Homer: I’m not giving up. If anyone can help me quit quitting drinking, it’s the gang at Moe’s!
Mooch Bart: Yeah! And now that we’re here, I’ll tag the side of the building, just like old times!
Robot Homer: Guess who’s the new bouncer here, pal.
Mooch Bart: Aw, crap.

Task: Collect Holiday Decorations [x400]
If the user has Retired Homer: Task: Make Retired Homer Bum Out Everyone at Moe’s
Time: 8h
Location: Moe's Tavern
If the user doesn't have Retired Homer: Task: Make Homer Bum Out Everyone at Moe’s
Time: 8h
Location: Moe's Tavern
If the user has Mooch Bart: Task: Make Mooch Bart Get Beat Up by a Robo-Homer
Time: 8h
Location: Moe's Tavern
If the user doesn't have Mooch Bart: Task: Make Bart Get Beat Up by a Robo-Homer
Time: 8h
Location: Moe's Tavern

Empty-Nest Marge: Trying to do work is a lot of work! I’m gonna go lie down in my hammock.
Mooch Bart: Change is painful!
President Lisa: I told you we’re fine the way we are! No one ever sticks to resolutions anyway.
Retired Homer: I guess you’re right.
Cthulhu: You guys brought me back for this?!

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Irresolutely Resolved

Lisa starts

Lisa: Does anyone else have a bad feeling about these resolutions?
Marge: You want to quit already?
Homer: C’mon, Lisa, I’ve already started to clean up these beer bottles.
Lisa: You’re just drinking the beer out of them!
Homer: I’m *cleaning* the beer out of them.

Task: Make the Simpsons Give Up On Resolutions [x2]
Time: 6h
Location: Simpson House

Marge: Homer, give me that mop -- you’re using the wrong end!
Marge: ...and you’re using it to pet the dog.
Lisa: I hate to say it, but maybe this family isn’t meant to change.
Bart: So we’re just supposed to stay the same year after year?
Lisa: It’s not like we’ll be stuck like this forever.
Disco Stu: Yeah, don’t be such a drag, man. Everyone around here changes! Far out, groovy, etc!

Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
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