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Holidays of Future Past: Premium Walkthrough

The Retired Homer's Home Pt. 1

Retired Homer starts

Retired Homer: Marge! Retirement is boring! I used to fill my time with drinking, but since I quit I have nothing.
Retired Homer: What am I supposed to do, hang out with my *shudders* family?
Empty-Nest Marge: Well, you have all these empty bottles now. Why don’t you do something with them?
Retired Homer: You mean like fill them with malt, hops and barley and let them ferment before drinking them??
Empty-Nest Marge: Uh, maybe you build little model ships inside them.
Retired Homer: Little model rocket ships! That sounds relaxing.

Task: Make Retired Homer Play With Bottle Rocket Ships
Time: 12h

Empty-Nest Marge: Look at all these bottle rocket ships! How do you feel now?
Retired Homer: I could use a drink...

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

The Retired Homer's Home Pt. 2

Retired Homer starts

Retired Homer: Now I’m bored of building bottle rocket ships...
Empty-Nest Marge: Well, you promised me you’d take me on a trip someday.
Retired Homer: That’s a good idea, I’ll call our travel agent!
Empty-Nest Marge: Uh, Homer, he’s dead.
Retired Homer: Really? Well that’s okay, as long as the travel agency industry is alive and well...

Task: Make Retired Homer and Empty-Nest Marge Visit the South Pole
Time: 24h
Location: South Pole or Brown House, Empty-Nest Marge

Empty-Nest Marge: The South Pole? Really?
Retired Homer: We saved a fortune by coming in the off-season!
Squeaky Voice Attendant: He’s right! You have all the sand to yourself, and it’s only two hundred percent hotter.
Empty-Nest Marge: You’re still a teenager?!
Squeaky Voice Attendant: I got that movie de-aging software permanently attached to my face.

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

The Retired Homer's Home Pt. 3

Empty-Nest Marge starts

Empty-Nest Marge: Homer, what’s wrong now?
Retired Homer: Nothing... I was just hoping I’d run into Santa down here...
Empty-Nest Marge: That’s the North Pole.
Retired Homer: Oh Marge, you don’t believe that old wives' tale, do you? He lives down here.
Empty-Nest Marge: You know, your father always seemed…content before we froze him.
Retired Homer: I wonder what his secret was?

Task: Make Retired Homer Unfreeze His Father and Talk to Him
Time: 4h
Location: Cryo Stasis Memorial or Springfield Cemetary or Brown House

Grampa: What? Where? Who am I?
Retired Homer: Dad, you were retired a long time before we put you in a home, and then before we froze you. How did you handle it?
Grampa: Wait until you can’t remember what your pills are for, then play medication roulette!

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

The Retired Homer's Home Pt. 4

Retired Homer starts

Retired Homer: Face it, Marge, being retired is just one step away from being suspended in cryo-sleep. I’m useless!
Mooch Bart: Hey Dad, can you watch the boys while I sell blood plasma?
Jiff and Skippy: GRAMPA!
Retired Homer: Maybe I can still be useful!

Task: Make Retired Homer Play With His Grandsons
Time: 8h
Location: Future Simpson's House or Simpson House
If the user has Jiff & Skippy: Task: Make Jiff & Skippy Play With Their Grampa
Time: 8h
Location: Future Simpson's House or Simpson House

Mooch Bart: Alright boys, I ate the free cookie and feel kind of okay to drive. Let’s go.
Jiff and Skippy: Aw, Daaaad! We want to stay and play with Grampa!
Retired Homer: No, you kids are fun, but too much work. Bring on the cryo-sleep!!!

Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP

Everything Old Is Old Again Pt. 1

Empty-Nest Marge starts

Zia Simpson: I’m such a loser... I’ve got a school dance tonight and I don’t have a date.
Empty-Nest Marge: You’re not a loser, you’re cool!
Zia Simpson: I know I’m cool, that’s the problem! But being cool is terrible! It means you’re *trying*!
Zia Simpson: Being a loser is way better, but not as good as being a nerd.
Empty-Nest Marge: Is this like one of those opposite things, like where “bad” means “good”?
Zia Simpson: No! Bad still means bad! God, you’re so old!
Empty-Nest Marge: Does “old” mean "young"??
Zia Simpson: NO!

Task: Make Empty-Nest Marge Contemplate Her Age
Time: 8h
Location: Future Simpson's House or Simpson House
If the user has Zia Simpson: Task: Make Zia Try Not to Be Cool
Time: Autocompletes as no actual job is actually associated to it
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Everything Old Is Old Again Pt. 2

Empty-Nest Marge starts

Empty-Nest Marge: I’m too old to relate to Zia.
President Lisa: Yeah, you’re pretty out of touch…
Empty-Nest Marge: Lisa, that’s not very nice!
President Lisa: It’s not a bad thing. Grammas should be old and out of touch, that’s what makes them so sweet.
President Lisa: You don’t want to be that pathetic grandmother who’s trying to use teen-age lingo and staying up with the latest fashion trends, do you?
Empty-Nest Marge: Yes! Being pathetic has got to be good according to the rules of language that Zia established!

Task: Make Empty-Nest Marge Play With Auto-Hairstyler
Time: 12h

Empty-Nest Marge: Hey Zia, check out my new look! Aren’t I “pathetic”?
Zia Simpson: Yes!

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Everything Old Is Old Again Pt. 3

Empty-Nest Marge starts

Empty-Nest Marge: Hey boys, you still speak in a way where what you say is exactly what you mean, don’t you?
Jiff and Skippy: Of course we do, Gramma! We’re post-ironic.
Empty-Nest Marge: Phew! Do you want to hang out with Gramma?
Jiff and Skippy: No, we’re going to go do reckless, dangerous stuff with Grampa Homer.
Empty-Nest Marge: I think I liked it better when they lied to me...

Task: Make Empty-Nest Marge Worry About Her Grandsons
Time: 1h
Location: Future Simpson's House or Simpson House
Task: Make Retired Homer Endanger His Grandsons
Time: 1h
Location: Future Simpson's House or Simpson House
If the user has Jiff and Skippy: Task: Make Jiff & Skippy Break Bones and Have Fun
Time: 8h
Location: Future Simpson's House or Simpson House
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Everything Old Is Old Again Pt. 4

Empty-Nest Marge starts

Empty-Nest Marge: Homie, how do you relate so well to our grandkids? They all love you.
Retired Homer: The trick is to let them play video games… and give them energy drinks… lots of energy drinks. Sometimes they keep drinking them in their sleep!
Empty-Nest Marge: You’re letting our grandkids play violent video games?
Retired Homer: Marge, everyone plays violent games nowadays! Where have you been the last thirty years??
Empty-Nest Marge: Mostly zonked out on pills...
Retired Homer: Speaking of which. Let’s go get wasted!
Empty-Nest Marge: I don’t want to take pills anymore!
Retired Homer: No, “wasted” is the food they serve at that new romantic restaurant that just opened. Don’t you know nothing is what it means anymore?

Task: Make Empty-Nest Marge and Retired Homer Go Out for a Romantic Dinner
Time: 4h
Location: Eatery or Brown House
Requires: Retired Homer

Empty-Nest Marge: This was wonderful, Homer. As soon as we finish dessert we can go dancing!
Retired Homer: *ZZZZZZZZZZZZ*
Empty-Nest Marge: I’ll still never get used to the way Z’s come out of people’s mouths when they sleep now...

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Everything Old Is Old Again Pt. 5

Zia Simpson starts

Zia Simpson: Hey Gramma, I need some help with a school assignment. Can you help me?
Empty-Nest Marge: You want my help?! I would be happy to! What’s the assignment?
Zia Simpson: It’s a history paper. I need to interview someone who was alive before there was Ultranet or television.
Empty-Nest Marge: Well, there used to be this thing, “respecting your elders...”

Task: Make Empty-Nest Marge Recount Tales of Her Youth
Time: 24h
Location: Future Simpson's House or Simpson House
If the user has Zia Simpson: Task: Make Zia Listen to Her Elders
Time: 24h
Location: Future Simpson's House or Simpson House

Zia Simpson: Wow, Gramma! You’ve had a way more interesting life than I thought a person like you was capable of having!
Empty-Nest Marge: Thanks?
Zia Simpson: I’m sorry I blew you off earlier. You’re just so lame and I didn’t want to be around you because you made me sad.
Empty-Nest Marge: Really?
Zia Simpson: Yes.
Empty-Nest Marge: I finally understand my granddaughter!

Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP

Rove Around Mars

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Empty-Nest Marge: Boy, Mars is a lot more... Mars-y than I was expecting.
Retired Homer: You don’t like it here? Is it the deadly vacuum outside? The complete lack of water? The insanely frigid temperature?
Empty-Nest Marge: The atmosphere is making my hair flat.
Retired Homer: Well I like it. I’m less than half my weight here! Guess I don’t have to go on that diet Dr. Hibbert was bugging me about!
Empty-Nest Marge: He wanted you to lose weight so you didn’t breach your space-suit!
Retired Homer: What?! I can’t hear you over this loud hissing coming from my space-suit-- D’OH!

Task: Make Retired Homer and Empty-Nest Marge Pose for Martian Photo
Time: 12h, Martian Vacation
Requires: Empty-Nest Marge
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
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