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Simpsons Wrestling: Of Hosses and Hookers Walkthrough

LPNintendoITA
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edited April 2020
Of Hosses and Hookers Pt. 1

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Homer: Just give that double A-hole the deed to the power plant so those SEW wrestlers will leave!
Mr. Burns: Handing over the plant would be like killing one of my own children.
Mr. Burns: Don’t look that up.

Task: Collect Foam Fingers [x200]
Task: Make Springfielders Threaten Mr. Burns [x5]
Time: 4h
Location: Burns Manor or Brown House
Task: Make Burns Give Springfielders the Slip
Time: 4h
Location: Burns Manor or Brown House
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Of Hosses and Hookers Pt. 2

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Bart: Captain Flag! You Golden Ring Wrestlers have to do something about these SEW jerks!
Captain Flag: I wish we could, son, but SEW took most of us for their own. There’s just a handful of us left.
Captain Flag: And now all we do are low-paying backyard wrestling matches.
Bart: I got a backyard and a coupon for chicken wings.
Captain Flag: You just got yourself a wrestling match!

Task: Collect Foam Fingers [x100]
Task: Make Bart Pay for Backyard Wrestling
Time: 8h
Location: Backyard Wrestling Ring or Brown House
Task: Make Captain Flag Backyard Wrestle
Time: 8h
Location: Backyard Wrestling Ring or Brown House

Captain Flag: And that’s another victory for Truth, Chokeholds, and the American Way!
Bart: God bless America and smart phones! I’m putting that right on ViewTube.

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Of Hosses and Hookers Pt. 3

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Milhouse: We gotta do something about these SEW wrestlers!
Bart: I thought they were your new heroes.
Milhouse: They were until I went to get Iron Yuppie’s autograph. He put Puppy Goo-Goo in a Hangman’s Choke and stuffing came out of her ears.
Bart: I know someone who can put the stuffing back in your Goo-Goo -- our old, retired wrestling hero, Dr. Bonebreak!

Task: Collect Foam Fingers [x175]
Task: Make Bart Try to Talk Dr. Bonebreak Out of Retirement
Time: 2h
Location: Town Hall or Brown House

Bart: Dr. Bonebreak! We need you to come out of retirement and beat up these SEW guys!
Dr. Bonebreak: “Thousands of candles can be lit from one happy candle.”
Bart: Yeah, yeah, we can light a buncha candle fires later. Right now we need Headscissors and Hammerlocks!
Dr. Bonebreak: I can’t help. I’m a Buddhist now. Also, call me Dr. Peacenik.

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Of Hosses and Hookers Pt. 4

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Bart: A Buddhist?! But Dr. Bone—er… I mean Peacenik, how can you let a bunch of thugs ruin our town?
Milhouse: AND squeeze the stuffing out of my plushie!
Dr. Bonebreak: What we should do is meditate on this together.
Nelson: Simpson! Are you turning your back on the SEW?
Bart: I never had my back any other way! It was all Milhouse.
Nelson: To be fair, I’m going to beat you both up!
Milhouse: That IS fair.

Task: Collect Foam Fingers [x150]
Task: Make Bart Get Beat Up
Time: 4h
Location: Backyard Wrestling Ring or Brown House
Task: Make Milhouse Get Beat Up
Time: 4h
Location: Backyard Wrestling Ring or Brown House

Dr. Bonebreak: I’m sorry you got beat up on my account.
Bart: Maybe your Buddha has some words that would make me feel better?
Dr. Bonebreak: ... Nah, he's got nothing.

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Of Hosses and Hookers Pt. 5

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Milhouse: But wait, Dr. Peacenik. Didn’t Buddha say, “If you speak always ask yourself, is it true, is it necessary, is it kind”?
Dr. Bonebreak: He said that?
Bart: He also said, “Do today what must be done. Who knows? Tomorrow, death comes.”
Dr. Bonebreak: Boy, this guy sure wouldn’t stop talking.

Task: Collect Foam Fingers [x150]
Task: Make Bart Convince Dr. Bonebreak to Return to Wrestling
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Buddhist Temple, Wrestling Pavilion or Brown House

Dr. Bonebreak: You have moved me!
Bart: With the words of Buddha?
Dr. Bonebreak: No. With the beating you took at the hands of those bullies.
Milhouse: Does that mean you’re going to help us?
Dr. Bonebreak: Well let’s just say…IT’S BONEBREAKING TIME! WOO!

Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
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