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Simpsos Wrestling: Superior Mega Ultra Slam Walkthrough

LPNintendoITA
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edited April 2020
Superior Mega Ultra Slam Pt. 1

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Bart: Mr. Burns! You gotta challenge Springfield Elite Wrestling to another unification bout!
Mr. Burns: I was skunked before by Amadopolis’ wrestlers. I won’t be skunked again.
Bart: But this time you’ll have this guy in your corner! Take a whiff of Dr. Bonebreak!
Dr. Bonebreak: “The greatest in battle is one who can conquer a thousand men!”

Task: Collect Microphones [x175]
Task: Make Bart Convince Mr. Burns to Book New Title Bout
Time: 4h
Location: Burns Manor or Brown House
Task: Make Dr. Bonebreak Convince Mr. Burns to Book New Title Bout
Time: 4h
Location: Burns Manor or Brown House

Aristotle Amadopolis: All right, Burnsy, you got a match. Your team wins: you get your golden statue back. My team wins: I get your nuclear power plant!
Mr. Burns: Let the Games of the Tenth Olympiad begin!
Bart: *whispers* We’re calling it the Superior Mega Ultra Slam.
Mr. Burns: Whatever. Just get Jesse Owens to win my statue back!

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Superior Mega Ultra Slam Pt. 2

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Dr. Bonebreak: I need to get back into fighting shape. As Buddha once said…
Bart: Don’t worry what Buddha said. You just worry about pulling off a Corkscrew Six Hundred Thirty Degree Senton.
Dr. Bonebreak: I couldn’t do that before I retired!
Bart: As a shoe company once said, “Just do it!”

Task: Collect Microphones [x100]
Task: Make Bart Train Dr. Bonebreak Back Into Form
Time: 12h
Location: Backyard Wrestling Ring or Brown House
Task: Make Dr. Bonebreak Hurt Himself Training
Time: 3h
Location: Backyard Wrestling Ring or Brown House

Bart: Dr. Bonebreak! Are you all right?
Dr. Bonebreak: Buddha said pain and suffering is only-- AGGGH!

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Superior Mega Ultra Slam Pt. 3

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Dr. Bonebreak: All right, brawlers and battlers, defeating SEW means being on top of our game! It’s workout time!
The Beefy Bishop: But being out of shape is kind of my thing.
Dr. Bonebreak: Not to worry, Beefy Bishop! We’ll use your flab to squash SEW and the world!

Task: Collect Microphones [x250]
Task: Make Dr. Bonebreak Whip Wrestlers Into Shape
Time: 4h
Location: Backyard Wrestling Ring or Brown House
Task: Make Bart Help Whip Wrestlers Into Shape
Time: 4h
Location: Backyard Wrestling Ring or Brown House

The Beefy Bishop: Ohh, my aching fat!
Rumbleina: I think I pulled something a lady ain’t s’pose to pull…
Dr. Bonebreak: Come on, guys! “Suffering follows carts like oxes!”
Rumbleina: I feel insulted.
Bart: Don’t blame him. It’s a botched Buddha saying.

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Superior Mega Ultra Slam Pt. 4

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Kent Brockman: Golden Ring Wrestling and Springfield Elite Wrestling have battled to a draw! It’s time to fabricate an even more bogus title bout: Superior Mega Ultra Slam!
Kent Brockman: Will the Buddhism of Dr. Bonebreak triumph over the savage materialism of Iron Yuppie?
Kent Brockman: No, really. I’m asking. I have money on this match.
Dr. Bonebreak: “To lead an unselfish life, one must count nothing as one’s own.”
Iron Yuppie: Two can play the Buddha game.
Iron Yuppie: If reality is an illusion, is professional wrestling an illusion of an illusion? And if it is, how can you triumph within that illusion?
Dr. Bonebreak: I…I don’t know!
Bart: Dr. Bonebreak, don’t listen to him!

Task: Collect Microphones [x175]
Task: Make Dr. Bonebreak Be Confused by Reality
Time: 1h
Location: Wrestling Pavilion or Brown House
Task: Make Bart Worry About the Match
Time: 1h
Location: Wrestling Pavilion or Brown House

Kent Brockman: Dr. Bonebreak appears stunned by Iron Yuppie’s reality check. The Iron Yuppie hits him with a Molly-Go-Round! Followed by a Reverse Frankensteiner!
Kent Brockman: And look out! Dr. Bonebreak is hit with a Bronco Buster to the face!
Bart: No!
Mr. Burns: NO!

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Superior Mega Ultra Slam Pt. 5

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Kent Brockman: Dr. Bonebreak is reeling! Will Iron Yuppie finish him with a Stretch Plum or Rolling Thunder?
Kent Brockman: And who comes up with these lame wrestling names? So many questions…
Dr. Bonebreak: “Even a solid rock can be shaken by the wind.” “Let us be lamps and liberate our distance."
Iron Yuppie: Why do I suddenly feel peace. Are your words getting to me...?
Dr. Bonebreak: Only three words are necessary… I love you!
Iron Yuppie: No one’s ever told me that before…
Rumbleina: What’s going on?!
Kent Brockman: The two men embrace center ring as the wisdom of Buddha has given them each a three count. The match is a draw!
Aristotle Amadopolis: NO! No draw! No love! I forbid it!
Honest Abe: Stay outta it or I’ll smack ya outta it, ya limp spotmonkey!

Task: Collect Microphones [x150]
Task: Make Honest Abe Attack Aristotle Amadopolis in the Ring
Time: 4h
Location: Wrestling Pavilion or Brown House
Task: Make Bart Cheer for Grampa Beating Amadopolis
Time: 4h
Location: Wrestling Pavilion or Brown House

Kent Brockman: Honest Abe has come out of nowhere to attack Aristotle Amadopolis in the ring!
Kent Brockman: The old Rail Splitter slams him with a Forearm Smash followed by a Bionic Elbow! He closes out the match with a Muta Lock!
Kent Brockman: Amadopolis is Ama-DROPPED-olis!
Honest Abe: Now git out of town! And leave my golden statue behind!

Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP

The Walk of Shame

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Mr. Burns: Everything is back as it should be, eh Aristotle?
Aristotle Amadopolis: You win this round, Monty.
Dr. Bonebreak: As Buddha often said, “Life is a flowing river that carries the trash out to sea"!
Dr. Bonebreak: Or maybe he didn’t say exactly that.
Honest Abe: Time for you to secede from our city, pal!
Aristotle Amadopolis: I’ll gladly leave if it means not listening to either of you anymore!

If the user has Aristotle Amadopolis: Task: Make Aristotle Amadopolis Leave Town in Shame
Time: 2h
Location: Burns Manor or Brown House
Task: Make Burns Gloat About “His” Victory
Time: 2h
Location: Burns Manor or Brown House
Task: Make Springfielders Celebrate Superior Mega Ultra Slam [x5]
Time: 4h
Location: Burns Manor or Brown House
Task: Make Dr. Bonebreak Misquote the Buddha
Time: 4h
Location: Burns Manor or Brown House
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
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