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Game of Games The Sequel: Zero-G Whiz Walkthrough

LPNintendoITA
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edited July 17
Zero-G Whiz Pt. 1

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The Game Master: *grumbling* Just gimme a minute, Strawberry. I’m working on world domination here...
Comic Book Guy: Strawberry? Wait a second...I know who you are!
Strawberry: Yeah, you literally just said my name. I’m Strawberry.
Comic Book Guy: No, not you. The Game Master!

Task: Collect Energy Drink [x150]
Task: Make Comic Book Guy Rip Off The Game Master’s Hood
Time: 30m
Location: Noise Land Video Arcade, Captain Blip's Zapateria or Brown House
Task: Make The Evergreen Terrors Gasp Again [x4]
Time: 30m
Location: Noise Land Video Arcade, Captain Blip's Zapateria or Brown House
Characters: Bart, Milhouse, Martin, Nelson, Sophie Krustofsky

Bart: Milo?! The owner of Coolsville Comics?
Milhouse: You’re The Game Master?
Bart: But...why are you doing this? You were so nice before.
Milo: Before? You mean ten years ago, the last time any of you shopped at my store?
Bart: Uh...we just...forgot where Coolsville was?
Milo: It’s literally across the street from The Android’s Dungeon!
Comic Book Guy: He speaks true. Though I have blocked my view of his shop with a strategically placed promotional poster for the remake of ROBOCOP.
The Game Master: And you’re gonna pay for that, Comic Book Guy. You’re ALL gonna pay! Mwaaaahahahahahaha!
Strawberry: Whatever, babe. Can we go now?

Quest rewards: $100 and 10 XP

Zero-G Whiz Pt. 2

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Nelson: Hey, I finally found another one of The Game Master’s high scores.
Bart: Is it Bonestorm?
Martin: Is it Lee Carvallo’s Putting Challenge?
Nelson: Nah, it’s some game called Gymnasteroids.
Martin: *reading* A sci-fi epic. Compete in a zero-G space gymnastics tournament for intergalactic supremacy.
Comic Book Guy: Intergalactic supremacy, huh? Alright kids, we’re headed to the gym. It’s time to get trained up!
Sophie Krustofsky: You want us to do REAL gymnastics?
Comic Book Guy: Here are your leotards.
Bart: Why did you already have these in your car?

Task: Collect Energy Drink [x125]
Task: Make The Evergreen Terrors Practice Gymnastics [x2]
Time: 2h
Location: Lugash's Gym, All Night Gym, Springfield Gymdandee or Brown House
Characters: Bart, Milhouse, Martin, Nelson, Sophie Krustofsky
Task: Make the Kids Get Creeped Out By the Trunkful of Leotards [x2]
Time: 2h
Location: Lugash's Gym, All Night Gym, Springfield Gymdandee or Brown House
Characters: Bart, Milhouse, Martin, Nelson, Sophie Krustofsky
If the user has Milo: Task: Make The Game Master Spy on the Kids As They Train
Time: 2h
Location: Lugash's Gym, All Night Gym, Springfield Gymdandee or Brown House

Nelson: Ugh, this game sucks. I can’t even get past the first zero-G balance beam routine. Can I take off this leotard, already?
Comic Book Guy: No. It is crucial for full immersion. You must be one with the leotard.
Martin: It’s so tight. I’m not getting any circulation to my boy areas…
Homer: Did somebody say zero-G space gymnastics?
Bart: No! Go away, Homer!

Quest rewards: $100 and 10 XP

Zero-G Whiz Pt. 3

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Bart: Dad? What are you doing here?
Homer: Kids, if there’s one thing I know a lot about, it’s space.
Bart: Because of that one time NASA sent you to–
Homer: Because of that one time NASA sent me to space, yeah.
Homer: But more important than that, I have mastered the inner zen required for one’s body to achieve zero-G.
Bart: Because of that one time you became a–
Homer: Because of that one time I became a Buddhist monk, yeah.
Sophie Krustofsky: Again, I really feel like we should be focusing on dexterity training, hand-eye coordination…
Homer: Meditate with me, children.

Task: Collect Energy Drink [x125]
Task: Make Homer Teach the Kids Zen
Time: 4h
Location: Lugash's Gym, All Night Gym, Springfield Gymdandee or Brown House
Task: Make The Evergreen Terrors Meditate [x4]
Time: 4h
Location: Lugash's Gym, All Night Gym, Springfield Gymdandee or Brown House
Characters: Bart, Milhouse, Martin, Nelson, Sophie Krustofsky
Task: Make Comic Book Guy Begrudgingly Put the Leotards Back In His Trunk
Time: 4h
Location: Lugash's Gym, All Night Gym, Springfield Gymdandee or Brown House

Homer: Okay, you’ve all got the zen down. Now it’s time you learn to withstand the tortures of space.
Homer: Everybody hop in the space simulator! But first, strap on these horse feed bags. If anything comes out when you hit seven G’s, this’ll keep it firmly on your face.

Quest rewards: $100 and 10 XP

Zero-G Whiz Pt. 4

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Milhouse: Gahh, I’m gonna be sick.
Nelson: Keep that feed bag on if you know what’s good for you.
Sophie Krustofsky: Martin, how are you not sick?
Martin: Mr. Simpson’s tutelage has brought me an enlightened state of inner peace.
Homer: And not a speck of vomit at eight G’s!
Comic Book Guy: It appears that we’ve found our Gymnasteroids player. Martin, are you ready for this?
Martin: Put me in, coach!

Task: Collect Energy Drink [x125]
Task: Make Martin Do Zero-G Gymnastics in Spaaaaaaaaaaaccee
Time: 4h
Location: Noise Land Video Arcade, Captain Blip's Zapateria or Brown House
Task: Make The Evergreen Terrors Take Nausea Pills Then Cheer On Martin [x3]
Time: 4h
Location: Noise Land Video Arcade, Captain Blip's Zapateria or Brown House
Characters: Bart, Milhouse, Nelson, Sophie Krustofsky
Task: Make Homer Be Proud of His Pupil
Time: 1h
Location: Noise Land Video Arcade, Captain Blip's Zapateria or Brown House
Task: Make Comic Book Guy Towel the Sweat From Martin's Brow
Time: 4h
Location: Noise Land Video Arcade, Captain Blip's Zapateria or Brown House
If the user has Milo: Task: Make The Game Master Try to Sabotage the Gymnasteroids Machine
Time: 4h
Location: Noise Land Video Arcade, Captain Blip's Zapateria or Brown House

Bart: Look at him go. I’ve never seen a nerd be so impressive!
Milhouse: He’s almost got the high score! He just needs to nail the virtual orbiting pommel horse!
The Game Master: *crawling behind the machine* If I can just...reach...the power cord...
Nelson: Look! The Game Master!
Comic Book Guy: *does a double split leap forward aerial cartwheel and Yurchenko vaults over the machine* Don’t even think about it!
The Game Master: Ow! I think you broke my nose!
Sophie Krustofsky: Martin’s brought out the laser baton twirlers. He’s really gonna do it!

Quest rewards: $100 and 10 XP

Zero-G Whiz Pt. 5

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Martin: And hands up, arch the back, big smile for the judges.
Sophie Krustofsky: Woo! He did it!
The Game Master: *crawling out from behind machine* Dangit, to get that high score, do you know how many weeks of gymnastics training I had to do in NASA’s zero-G training pool?
Bart: ...
The Game Master: Fine, it was my backyard pool.
Bart: ...
The Game Master: Fine, it was my bathtub.

Task: Collect Energy Drink [x175]
If the user has Milo: Task: Make The Game Master Shake His Fist in the Air
Time: 2h
Location: Noise Land Video Arcade, Captain Blip's Zapateria or Brown House
Task: Make The Evergreen Terrors Gloat [x4]
Time: 2h
Location: Noise Land Video Arcade, Captain Blip's Zapateria or Brown House
Characters: Bart, Milhouse, Martin, Nelson, Sophie Krustofsky
Task: Make Comic Book Guy Demand His Autographed Picture Back
Time: 2h
Location: Noise Land Video Arcade, Captain Blip's Zapateria or Brown House

The Game Master: I can’t believe I tricked these idiots into believing they live in a simulation. What a bunch of rubes.
Strawberry: Milo, what happened to the tree next to the shop? It was there a minute ago…
The Game Master: I don’t know. It’s probably just that “Spontaneous Misplacement Phenomenon” people always talk about. Nothing to worry about.
The Game Master: Also, don’t call me Milo. I am now…THE GAME MASTER.
Strawberry: *groan*

Quest rewards: $200 and 20 XP
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