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The Van Houtens: Prizes Walkthrough

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edited September 2020
Fall From Grace Pt. 1

Annika starts

Annika: *sigh* Back in Springfield again. I don’t know if I’ll ever get used to that smell. Still, it is small and cute like Liechtenstein.
Sherri and Terri: Hi, I’m Sherri, and this is Terri. And this is our friend Janey.
Janey: Hi. Do you think we could hang out with you?
Annika: ...
Sherri and Terri: You know, if you glare at us for long enough, it might actually count as hanging out with us.

Task: Make Annika Condescendingly Stare at the Girls
Time: 8h
Location: Springfield Elementary or Brown House

Annika: I suppose you can hang out with me, as long as you are okay with doing my homework.
Janey: If that’s what it takes.
Annika: Also my laundry.
Sherri and Terri: We’d be honored!
Annika: Of course you would.

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Fall From Grace Pt. 2

Annika starts

Annika: So, what do you girls do here for fun?
Sherri and Terri: There’s hopscotch, jump rope, and cat’s cradle, to name a few.
Annika: Uh huh. Name a few more.
Sherri and Terri: Uh…I guess that was all.
Annika: Super cool. So super cool, I’m super bored. *takes out a fidget spinner*
Janey: Is that a fidget spinner?
Sherri and Terri: Those were so last year.
Annika: They were just released in Europe.
Sherri and Terri: But those things have come and gone in whatever state we’re in.
Janey: C’mon girls, we’re out of here.
Annika: Rejected by schoolyard girls? *hangs head* I will change into the striped leggings of shame.

Task: Make Annika Change Into the Striped Leggings of Shame
Time: 12h
Location: Springfield Elementary or Brown House
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Fall From Grace Pt. 3

Annika starts

Annika: I’ve been here five minutes and I’m already an outcast. This will not do.
Annika: You there, fat little American boy, how did you become the outcast you are today?
Ralph: Who, me? What’s an out cat?
Annika: Ugh, useless. What about you there?
Milhouse: Annika, it’s me Milhouse, your cousin, remember?
Annika: Yes, I am aware. Please don’t remind me. So, answer the question. How did you become an outcast?
Milhouse: I don’t know what you’re talking about. My mom says I’m very cool.
Nelson: Perhaps your mom will reconsider when she sees this. *pulls down Milhouse’s pants* Haw-haw!
Milhouse: Knowing my mom, she probably will.

Task: Make Annika Mutter in Dutch
Time: 8h

Annika: Nice hearts on your underwear, Milhouse. Did you pick those out yourself?
Milhouse: No, my mom did. She says even if I added up all these little hearts, it still wouldn’t come close to the size of my real one!
Annika: *sigh* Sometimes I don’t know how you and I are related.
Milhouse: You know, we’re not THAT closely related, if you follow my drift... *winks*
Annika: Thank you for interrupting my existential malaise with aggrieved rage.

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Fall From Grace Pt. 4

Annika starts

Janey: Look! Annika is making fun of Milhouse.
Sherri and Terri: Wait, we’re confused. Don’t only cool kids make fun of Milhouse?
Sherri and Terri: Yeah, you’re right. Hmmm, I guess we need to rethink how cool Annika is.
Sherri and Terri: On the one hand, she's into fidget spinners, which is not cool. On the other hand, she makes fun of Milhouse, which is.
Janey: I guess that makes her more cool than uncool. I’ll go tell her. As soon as Milhouse pulls up his pants and goes away.
Janey: Hey, Annika. We saw you making fun of Milhouse, so we’ve decided you’re cool again. Uh…what are you doing?
Annika: I’m just playing spijkerpoepen. Wanna play?

Task: Make Annika Play Spijkerpoepen
Time: 4h

Janey: First Annika was cool, then uncool, then cool again. But now she’s playing some weird Dutch game, so is she uncool again?
Sherri and Terri: My heads are spinning.
Janey: Don’t you mean “our” heads are spinning?
Sherri and Terri: Stay out of this!

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Fall From Grace Pt. 5

Annika starts

Sherri and Terri: Here comes Milhouse.
Janey: Keep walking, loser, can’t you see we’re playing spaykerpowpow?
Milhouse: It’s pronounced spijkerpoepen. And you’re only playing it because it makes you cool to be seen with Annika. Did you know it means “nail pooping”?
Sherri and Terri: Ewww, you’re gross.
Janey: Yeah. Why don’t you just leave us alone. Forever!
Annika: But he’s right.
Janey: When has that ever mattered?

Task: Make Annika Feel Bad for Milhouse
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Elementary or Brown House
Task: Make Milhouse Cry
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Elementary or Brown House

Annika: Thank you for coming to my defense. That was cool of you.
Janey: What!? You think Milhouse is cool? Gross.
Sherri and Terri: Double gross.
Janey: I knew giving you a second chance was a mistake! Let’s go, girls.
Milhouse: Don't mind them, Annika.
Annika: I don’t care what they think.
Milhouse: Ya know, in some American states, it’s totally normal to date your cousin. Isn’t that interesting?
Annika: ...
Annika: Girls, wait for me!

Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP

Happy Daze Pt. 1

Milhouse starts

Janey: I can’t believe I never noticed how cool you are before now, Milhouse!
Lisa: Hey, I saw him first!
Cool Milhouse: Ladies, ladies, no need to brawl — there’s plenty of Milz for all!
Cool Milhouse: *groovy bongo solo*
Bart: You know, those bongos are just old coffee cans.

Task: Make Cool Milhouse Blow Smoke Rings With His Inhaler
Time: 4h
If the user has Bart: Task: Make Bart Roll His Eyes Repeatedly
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Elementary or Brown House

Lewis Clark: Hey, Milhouse! Some of us are going to the arcade. Do you want to come along?
Cool Milhouse: You know it!
Allison Taylor: Hey, Milhouse! You want to grab a soda with me?
Cool Milhouse: Wouldn’t miss it!
Uter: Entschuldigen sie, Herr Milz, möchten sie heute abend mit mir den strudel essen?
Cool Milhouse: Ja natürlich, mein fetter freund!
Bart: I wonder how to say “ay carumba” in German.

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Happy Daze Pt. 2

Milhouse starts

Cool Milhouse: Hey ladies, what’s wrong?
Sherri and Terri: We were inspired by your coolness to hold an impromptu sock hop.
Brittany Brockman: But we can’t get this old-fashioned jukebox to work!
Bart: Ha! Without a dance, you’re just losers standing around in your socks.
Cool Milhouse: Relax, girls. The Milz has got this.

Task: Make Cool Milhouse Restart Jukebox
Time: 12h
Location: Springfield Elementary or Brown House
Task: Make Girls Dance [x5]
Time: 12h
Location: Springfield Elementary or Brown House

Sherri and Terri: Who’s the loser now, Bart?
Uter: Ich bin eine tanzmaschine.
Bart: I surrender to the music. And the Milz.

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Happy Daze Pt. 3

Milhouse starts

Samantha Stankey: …and then Milhouse fixed my Joan of Arc nightlight!
Lewis Clark: With the new fro-care regiment Milhouse recommended, my hair looks great and I feel like my soul’s aglow!
Cool Milhouse: Berry juice is the key.
Comic Book Guy: All the comics Milhouse told me to order in bulk have become best sellers!
Quimby: A fine young man like this has a bright future ahead of him. Or he can become a Quimby campaign consultant.
Miss Springfield: Ugh. My brainy phone locked up on me. Do you think you could help?
Cool Milhouse: Sure!
Quimby: Er, ah, don’t look too carefully at the photo gallery on that thing, junior.

Task: Make Cool Milhouse Fix Miss Springfield’s Phone
Time: 8h
Location: Sleep-Eazy Motel or Brown House
If the user has Miss Springfield: Task: Make Miss Springfield Clap and Cheer
Time: 8h
Location: Sleep-Eazy Motel or Brown House
If the user has Quimby: Task: Make Quimby Fret
Time: 8h
Location: Sleep-Eazy Motel or Brown House

Kumiko: Milhouse, could you help me beat this final level of Assault on Brickcraft?
Cool Milhouse: Of course! The giants are easy to beat once you know their weak points.
Quimby: Uh, hold on there, my young constituent. We, ah, just passed a new city ordinance that prevents private citizens from helping each other without my approval.
Cool Milhouse: So…can I have approval to help Kumiko with her video game?
Quimby: Do you have, er, a city-issued video game fixer-upper license?
Cool Milhouse: No?
Quimby: Then no.

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Happy Daze Pt. 4

Milhouse starts

Cool Milhouse: This is bogus! No one is inviting me anywhere now that the mayor has his goons keeping me away from everyone.
Bart: Aw, is poor Too-Cool-For-School Milhouse lonely without his fawning masses?
Cool Milhouse: I’m not too cool for school — it's the only place I can get any fawning at all now!
Bart: So, you came crawling back to your ol’ pal, Bart. This is a golden opportunity for a classic Bart Simpson Stick-It-to-the-Man prank!
Bart: This will be better than watching the Iron Yuppie take a turnbuckle to the groin on Superior Mega Ultra Slam 2.5: Upgrade of Pain.
Cool Milhouse: Oh no you don’t! I see you trying to sneak in and steal my cool thunder. I’ll figure this out myself.
Bart: What are you going to do? Get Nelson to set the mayor’s car on fire?
Cool Milhouse: Um, no.
Nelson: Aw man!

Task: Make Cool Milhouse Plot to Take Down the Man
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Elementary or Brown House
If the user has Bart: Task: Make Bart Root Against Milhouse
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Elementary or Brown House
If the user has Nelson: Task: Make Nelson Be Bummed He Can’t Torch the Mayor’s Car
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Elementary or Brown House
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Happy Daze Pt. 5

Milhouse starts

Quimby: Thank you, Springfield, for joining me at today’s Annual Meeting of the Associated Homeowners Associations: “Proudly preventing above-ground pools and backyard storage sheds since 1979!”
Quimby: *reading teleprompter* I’d like to begin by noting that people who are super into HOA rules are nothing but giant wieners.
Helen Lovejoy: WHAT?!
Quimby: Ah, heh heh! What I, er, uh, meant was that HOA people love a good wiener roast. Who doesn’t?
Quimby: Now, ah, where was I? Let’s see… In addition to being giant wieners, you’re absolute suckers for letting me channel your money into my personal slush fund.
Cookie Kwan: Mister Mayor!
Quimby: I, uh, appear to be having a slight teleprompter malfunction. Maybe we could postpone—
Helen Lovejoy: No! We ordered cupcakes with little mayor sashes on them for this. If we don’t get the mayoral speech we were promised, you can kiss our endorsement goodbye!
Cool Milhouse: Need some help, Mr. Mayor?
Quimby: You?! I, uh, suppose I could allow you to help out just this once…
Cool Milhouse: Not good enough, sir.
Quimby: Alright! I hereby revoke the previously hastily declared ordinance forbidding your help! Now get me out of this, kid.

Task: Make Cool Milhouse Fix the Mayor’s Teleprompter
Time: 8h
Location: Town Hall or Brown House
If the user has Quimby: Task: Make Quimby Happily Finish Speech
Time: 8h
Location: Town Hall or Brown House
Task: Make Busybodies Enjoy Speech [x3]
Time: 8h
Location: Town Hall or Brown House
Characters: Agnes, Bernice Hibbert, Cookie Kwan, Helen Lovejoy, Luann, Manjula, Marge
If the user has Bart: Task: Make Bart Be Impressed
Time: 8h
Location: Town Hall or Brown House

Cool Milhouse: Thanks again for your help, Database!
Database: You bet!
Bart: I gotta hand it to you, Milhouse, that was pretty classic.
Cool Milhouse: Classic Bart?
Bart: Nope. Classic Milhouse.
Cool Milhouse: Gee, thanks Bart! Here, have the rest of these strudels.
Uter: Ach! Mein strudel!

Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP

RV Getting a Divorce? Pt. 1

Grandma Van Houten starts

Grandpa Van Houten: Hey, so listen… I was thinking that you and I might get away for the weekend.
Grandpa Van Houten: We’ve both been so busy lately, I think it would be great just to spend some quality time together.
Grandma Van Houten: Are you talking to your RV again?!
Grandpa Van Houten: What? Uh, no!
Grandma Van Houten: You talk to that thing more than you talk to me!
Grandpa Van Houten: Well, at least the RV doesn’t care when I walk around without a shirt!
Grandma Van Houten: Then why don’t you spend all night without a shirt!

Task: Make Grandma Van Houten Kick Out Grandpa Van Houten
Time: 4h
Location: Van Houten House or Brown House
If the user has Grandpa Van Houten: Task: Make Grandpa Van Houten Sleep in His RV
Time: 4h
Location: Grandpa Van Houten's RV
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

RV Getting a Divorce? Pt. 2

Grandma Van Houten starts

Grandma Van Houten: Thanks for coming over, Kirk. I don’t know who else to talk to.
Kirk: It’s no problem, Mom. But we have to make it quick. I’m supposed to meet Dad in the RV in five minutes. He wants me to show him how to microwave Salisbury steak. Shirtless.
Grandma Van Houten: Ugh, that’s the problem!
Kirk: Salisbury steak is the problem?
Grandma Van Houten: No, the RV! That’s all he ever talks about. You know, the last time we took a trip in that thing he forgot me at a gas station!
Kirk: Yeah, he mentioned that. At least he came back for you.
Grandma Van Houten: On the return trip! For four days I had to ask for the gas station bathroom key tied to a hub cap.
Grandma Van Houten: Hmm…that gives me an idea…

Task: Make Grandma Van Houten Steal the Keys to the RV
Time: 8h
Location: Van Houten House or Brown House
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

RV Getting a Divorce? Pt. 3

Grandma Van Houten starts

Grandma Van Houten: You know, since it’s such a beautiful day, why don’t you take the RV out? By yourself.
Grandpa Van Houten: Really? You wouldn’t mind?
Grandma Van Houten: Not at all. You just tell me all about it when you get back. I’ll be here yelling at the whippersnappers.
Grandpa Van Houten: Hot diggity!

Task: Make Grandma Van Houten Yell at the Whippersnappers
Time: 4h

Grandpa Van Houten: Grandma, call the cops! The RV is missing! Someone must have stolen it!
Grandma Van Houten: Heavens to Betsy. I’ll get Chief Wiggum on the phone for you right away.

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

RV Getting a Divorce? Pt. 4

Grandma Van Houten starts

Grandpa Van Houten: Chief Wiggum? I’d like to report a theft. Of my RV!
Wiggum: Really? That’s a pretty big thing to steal. Cops usually get called for smaller things like bikes or diamond rings or cell phones.
Wiggum: Which reminds me. Lou, have you seen my cellphone?
Lou: You’re talking on it, Chief!
Grandpa Van Houten: It was taken right from my driveway in broad daylight!
Wiggum: Yeah, that doesn’t sound like a job for ordinary cops. Maybe you should call Manacek.

Task: Make Grandma Van Houten Quietly Chuckle
Time: 12h
Location: Van Houten House or Brown House

Grandma Van Houten: Cheer up, honey. I’m sure it’ll turn up soon. I mean, how long can something like that stay hidden?
Grandpa Van Houten: How can you expect me to cheer up when the only thing I love in this world is missing?!
Grandma Van Houten: The only thing you love in this world, huh? Well, I always suspected as much, but it’s nice to finally hear you admit it.
Grandma Van Houten: I moved your RV around the corner to teach you a lesson. Here are the keys.
Grandpa Van Houten: Oh, thank goodness.
Grandma Van Houten: But I warn you — if you step one foot out that door, we’re through.
Grandpa Van Houten: *door slam*

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

RV Getting a Divorce? Pt. 5

Grandma Van Houten starts

Grandma Van Houten: Let’s face it. We’ve been growing apart for a long time. I think it’s time we—
Grandpa Van Houten: No. Don’t say it.
Grandma Van Houten: — get a divorce.
Grandpa Van Houten: Oh, yeah, sure. A divorce.
Grandma Van Houten: Wait, what did you think I was gonna say?
Grandpa Van Houten: Sell the RV.
Grandma Van Houten: I’m calling my lawyer.
Grandpa Van Houten: Me too.

Task: Make Grandma Van Houten File for Divorce
Time: 4h
Location: Town Hall or Brown House
If the user has Grandpa Van Houten: Task: Make Grandpa Van Houten File for Divorce
Time: 4h
Location: Town Hall or Brown House

Grandma Van Houten: I guess this is it. Are you sure you’re going to be okay?
Grandpa Van Houten: I have no idea. I think I’ll just hit the road and see where it takes me.
Grandma Van Houten: Don’t forget your bee allergy medicine or it’ll take you to the emergency room.

Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP

A Family Man Pt. 1

Milhouse starts

Milhouse: Mom, can I have four hundred and fifty dollars?
Luann: What could you possibly need that much money for? You’re Dad’s not being blackmailed again, is he?
Milhouse: Not that I know of. I wanna buy a Swiss Army Knife. The Ultra XX Hunter Signature Premium model. It’s not the crappy one that Sprawl-Mart makes.
Luann: No son of mine will be seen brandishing a knife! Where do you get such ridiculous ideas? Have you been talking to your uncle Bastardo again?
Milhouse: You never give me anything I want. You’re giving the Only Child Syndrome a bad name!

Task: Make Milhouse Cry in His Room
Time: 4h
Location: Van Houten House or Brown House
If the user has Luann: Task: Make Luann Send Milhouse to His Room
Note: The job auto-completes due to the job not being implemented.

Milhouse: I need you, Snuggie Bear. Where did I fling you? Are you hiding in the closet again?
Milhouse: Whoa. What have we here?

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

A Family Man Pt. 2

Milhouse starts

Italian Milhouse: It’s the outfit that Luigi gave me when I got food poisoning at his restaurant!
Italian Milhouse: Wait a minute… I’ll ask Luigi for a job that pays four hundred and fifty dollars! He’ll say okay. He’s always saying it on his pizza boxes.
Italian Milhouse: Mom, I’m going out! I’m gonna get a job so I can buy knives!
Luann: Okay, sweetie!
Luigi: *tossing pizza* Hey-a, Milhouse. Come va?
Italian Milhouse: Pretty good, Luigi. I was hoping I could get a job here.
Luigi: A job, eh? Come-a here, let me have a good look at you.

Task: Make Italian Milhouse Talk With His Hands
Time: 4h
If the user has Luigi: Task: Make Luigi Examine Milhouse
Time: 4h
Location: Luigi's or Brown House

Luigi: Well, you too small to handle da bags of flour, and you too big to fit in da attic to handle da rats.
Italian Milhouse: *puts hands up* I understand. I guess I just don’t have what it takes to make it in the restaurant business.
Luigi: Hey, let me-a look at those tiny-a little hands. Magnifico! These would be-a perfect for rolling my gnocchi! You’re hired! Now wash-a you hands and put on dis-a hairnet.

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

A Family Man Pt. 3

Milhouse starts

Luigi: Here you are, Mr. Fat Tony. Our finest dish just-a for you. It’s on da house.
Fat Tony: Luigi, these gnocchi are rolled perfectly. I must give my compliments to the chef, personally.
Luigi: Of-a course. Right-a this way. This is Milhouse, he’s-a handling all of da gnocchi.
Fat Tony: I was here to pay my respects, but now that I see who’s been rolling my gnocchi…get him, boys!
Luigi: Oh, boy, not-a dis again.

Task: Make Milhouse Wet His Pants
Time: 12h
Location: Luigi's or Brown House
If the user has Fat Tony: Task: Make Fat Tony Threaten Milhouse
Time: 12h
Location: Luigi's or Brown House

Italian Milhouse: But I made the sign of the cross between each gnocchi!
Fat Tony: Shut up, kid. The gnocchi was perfect. Plump, tender, melt-in-your-mouth perfect...
Fat Tony: But I’d recognize the nephew of Dante Calabresi Jr. anywhere. So now, it’s time to make the sign of the cross for a different reason.
Louie: Wait, didn’t Michael poison Dante Jr.?
Legs: Yeah, but he’s talking about his nephew. Besides, I saw him at Tony and Selma’s wedding.
Fat Tony: Guys, is this really the time to discuss show canon? I’m about to settle a blood feud. *cocks gun*
Fat Tony: Ah, I just can’t do it. It would be a shame to waste such a magnificent chef. Tell ya what, why don’t you come work for me instead of me killing you.
Italian Milhouse: Well…if you insist.

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

A Family Man Pt. 4

Milhouse starts

Fat Tony: This is my son, Michael. You two will work out of my D’Amico Summer Home for now.
Michael D'Amico: Pleasure to meet you. My father tells me you’re quite the chef.
Michael D'Amico: Maybe if you can teach me your secrets, he’ll one day respect me as a man. If not, I can just poison him. You know what I mean?
Italian Milhouse: I guess. Look, I just want to roll gnocchi so I can pay for a Swiss Army Knife.
Michael D'Amico: The new Ultra XX Hunter Signature Premium model?
Italian Milhouse: You’ve heard of it?
Michael D'Amico: Ah, yes. We Italians generally avoid the Swiss. All that neutrality makes us crazy...
Michael D'Amico: But we make an exception for their cheese, chocolate, cuckoo clocks, lax banking laws, and, of course, their army knives.
Italian Milhouse: That’s a lot of exceptions.

Task: Make Milhouse Talk About Swiss Army Knives While He Works
Time: 8h
Location: D'Amico Summer Home or Brown House
If the user has Michael D’Amico: Task: Make Michael D’Amico Talk With Milhouse While He Works
Time: 8h
Location: D'Amico Summer Home or Brown House

Michael D'Amico: And there we are. One thousand gnocchi!
Fat Tony: Most excellent. Well done, boys. Michael, run along now, I need to settle my affairs with our newest member of the family.
Fat Tony: I understand that you are looking for a particular implement of the stabbing variety. Is this to your liking?
Italian Milhouse: An Ultra XX Hunter Signature Premium model Swiss Army Knife? Oh, this is perfect, thank you so much!
Fat Tony: Don’t mention it. If you’re going to be working for me, naturally, I want you to feel protected.
Italian Milhouse: I know exactly what you mean. The GPS tracker on this thing will immediately alert my mom whenever I get lost at the mall.

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

A Family Man Pt. 5

Milhouse starts

Italian Milhouse: Tony, can I ask you a question?
Fat Tony: It fell off a truck, okay?
Italian Milhouse: Do you always pay people in Swiss Army Knives?
Fat Tony: Usually, yes. They’re very practical. Lots of useful tools in there.
Legs: I’ve got a hundred and seventy-two of them! I can’t pay my rent, but I gotta hand it to those Swiss. What with the cheese and the chocolate and the cuckoo clocks—
Italian Milhouse: Right…
Italian Milhouse: By the way, what did you want all the gnocchi for? Nobody could eat that many.
Fat Tony: What? You think bodies just weigh themselves down?

Task: Make Milhouse Enjoy Ultra XX Hunter Signature Premium
Time: 4h
Location: Van Houten House or Brown House
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
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