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Treehouse of Horror XXXI: The Hell of the Class Walkthrough

LPNintendoITA
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edited November 2020
The Hell of the Class Pt. 1

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Homer: And therefore, if Lisa passes Science, we are all Hell-free!
Lisafer: Dad, no! That's backwards. Didn't Old Scratch go over the deal with you?
Old Scratch: I ruined my entire Sunday going over it with him. That's my day of rest too, you know.
Lisafer: Ugh! Bart, I need you to keep Dad off my back so he doesn't give me any more "help".
Beelzebart: Can do. I have some father-son bonding in mind.

Task: Collect Spooky Beakers [x125]
If the user has Lisafer: Task: Make Lisafer Deliberately Tank Homework Assignments
Time: 1h
Location: Hellementary School, Hellport Pentagram, Hellscape or Brown House
If the user Beelzebart: Task: Make Beelzebart Take Homer to Harass Virtuous Pagans
Time: 3h
Location: Hellscape, Hellport Pentagram or Brown House
Task: Make Homer Throw Rocks at Atheist Philosophers
Time: 3h
Location: Hellscape, Hellport Pentagram or Brown House

Homer: Look at these losers burning in Hell!
Jeramy Bentham: But utilitarianism seemed so plausible! *gets hit with rock* OW!
Beelzebart: You nailed him, Homer! You really hate what Jeremy Bentham preached that much?
Homer: I just like throwing rocks.

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

The Hell of the Class Pt. 2

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Hell Teacher: Sir, I'm worried about Lisafer.
Old Scratch: The Simpson girl? I hope she's not failing all her classes!
Hell Teacher: Gym class she is. Is it true that if she gets all F's she wins, and she and Beelzebart go free?
Old Scratch: So complicated. I should have just challenged her to a dance off.
Hell Teacher: You can't help it, sir. Your passion for wagers just gets away from you.
Old Scratch: It does. It really does.
Hell Teacher: Lisafer is driven to excel in academics in a desperate attempt to win the attention and affection of her largely absent father.
Old Scratch: Wow. That got dark. Far corners of Hell dark.
Hell Teacher: I'm sad to report she has mastered her compulsion to raise her grades.
Old Scratch: Hmm… Sounds like we need some inside intel.

Task: Collect Spooky Beakers [x150]
If the user has Old Scratch: Task: Make Old Scratch Pick Beelzebart's Brain
Time: 2h
Location: Hellementary School, Hellport Pentagram, Hellscape or Brown House
Requires: Bart
If the user has Lisafer: Task: Make Lisafer Continue to Deliberately Fail Classes
Time: 4h
Location: Hellementary School, Hellport Pentagram, Hellscape or Brown House
Task: Make Homer Wander Hellementary Halls Looking for Lisa
Time: 2h
Location: Hellementary School, Hellport Pentagram, Hellscape or Brown House

Old Scratch: Beelzebart, what makes your sister tick? Other than good grades and a soybean diet?
Beelzebart: She loves always being right!
Beelzebart: Wait, I didn't just help you again, did I?
Old Scratch: Um, nooooo…
Hell Teacher: Excellent! I know just how to use this information to destroy her.
Old Scratch: Okay, maybe you helped a little.

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

The Hell of the Class Pt. 3

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Lisafer: Old Scratch thought I couldn't fail all my classes. Well, all I have to do now is throw my final Science presentation and we're home free!
Hell Teacher: Lisafer, your Science presentation will be on…
Lisafer: Please be Gluttony Biology or Explosives Chemistry? Please be…
Hell Teacher: Evolution! And you're not allowed to talk to the dinosaurs for help.
Lisafer: Wait, there are dinosaurs down here?!
Baby T-Rex: Too late for regrets, but I did some really nasty stuff while I existed.
Lisafer: Okay, fine, I can just…get evolution wrong…
Hell Teacher: Think of all the creation scientists you'll make happy when you do.
Beelzebart: Lis, you gotta just bite the bullet and screw it up!
Lisafer: I can do that… I can do that… I can…

Task: Collect Spooky Beakers [x150]
If the user has Lisafer: Task: Make Lisafer Give an Impassioned Defense of Evolution
Time: 2h
Location: Hellementary School, Hellport Pentagram, Hellscape or Brown House
If the user has Hell Teacher: Task: Make Hell Teacher Taunt Lisafer With Creation Science
Time: 2h
Location: Hellementary School, Hellport Pentagram, Hellscape or Brown House
Task: Make Homer Dismiss Evolution as "Just a Theory" Anyway
Time: 1h
Location: Hellementary School, Hellport Pentagram, Hellscape or Brown House

Lisafer: …and finally, the Earth is NOT 6,000 years old!
Hell Teacher: Well researched and very passionate. A+, Miss Simpson!
Homer: Yay! We get to go home!
Lisafer: Oh, Dad.
Old Scratch: I'm afraid Old Scratch wins again! Enjoy the next eternity-million years in Hell! MWAHAHAHAHA!
Beelzebart: Eh, I was probably gonna end up here anyway.

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

The Hell of the Class Pt. 4

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Old Scratch: Make yourselves at home. Nothin' but Hell, damnation, and torment for you three! MWAHAHAHAHA!
Lisafer: What are we going to do? This is all my fault!
Homer: I wonder if they have cable down here.
Lisafer: *sigh*
Beelzebart: The man did say to make ourselves at home…so let's really make ourselves at home.

Task: Collect Spooky Beakers [x150]
If the user has Beelzebart: Task: Make Beelzebart Prank Call Hell Moe's
Time: 1h
Location: Hellementary School, Hell Moe's, Hellport Pentagram, Hellscape or Brown House
If the user has Lisafer: Task: Make Lisafer Petition to Save the Hell Dinosaurs
Time: 4h
Location: Hellementary School, Hellport Pentagram, Hellscape or Brown House
Task: Make Homer Hog Old Scratch's TV
Time: 4h
Location: Hellementary School, Hellport Pentagram, Hellscape or Brown House
If the user has Old Scratch: Task: Make Old Scratch Wonder What Just Happened
Time: 4h
Location: Hellementary School, Hellport Pentagram, Hellscape or Brown House

Old Scratch: This Homer blob just lies on my couch watching TV! And why are all these people dumping bones on my desk?
Hell Scientist: We were right all along! Dinosaurs were older than 6000 years! Woo-hoo!
Demon Moe: Is there a Ben Dover here? I got a call for Ben Dover? Ben Dover?... aw, crud.
Demon Moe: If everybody wasn't dead down here, I'd kill 'em already!

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

The Hell of the Class Pt. 5

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Old Scratch: ENOUGH!
Beelzebart: Great! We annoyed you enough that you'll let us go.
Old Scratch: No. I need to make some kind of new bargain.
Lisafer: That's not fair.
Old Scratch: Remember who I am. "Not fair" is kind of my jam.
Old Scratch: So…if you two can get Homer to pass Remedial Hell School, you can all return to Springfield.
Old Scratch: If he fails, your souls will remain trapped forever in Hell! MWAHAHAHA!
Lisafer: *gasp* You fiend!
Old Scratch: Thanks, but flattery won't save you.
Homer: Don't worry, honey. Daddy's got this!

Task: Collect Spooky Beakers [x175]
Task: Make Homer Incorrectly Explain the New Deal
Time: 2h
Location: Hellscape, Hellementary School, Hellport Pentagram or Brown House
If the user has Lisafer: Task: Make Lisafer Try to Get Homer to Understand the New Deal
Time: 2h
Location: Hellscape, Hellementary School, Hellport Pentagram or Brown House
If the user has Beelzebart: Task: Make Beelzebart Laugh at Old Scratch
Time: 4h
Location: Hellscape, Hellementary School, Hellport Pentagram or Brown House
If the user has Old Scratch: Task: Make Old Scratch Lose His Cool
Time: 4h
Location: Hellscape, Hellementary School, Hellport Pentagram or Brown House

Homer: …so then, if I fail two classes, but Lisa passes the rest, and Bart wins the dance-off, we get to go home!
Old Scratch: No! No one said anything about dancing!
Lisafer: It's cute watching Old Scratch blow a gasket.
Old Scratch: I can't take it anymore! Simpsons, you have beaten me at my own game!
Homer: Oooh, games! I like games! I'll be Colonel Mustard!
Old Scratch: Just go. And take the stupid dinosaurs with you!
Baby T-Rex: Great. Now we're stupid.

Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP

Trademark Hell

After completing School Days, Hell Daze Pt. 5, Hell is Other Students Pt. 5, Stairway to Hell Pt. 5 and The Hell of the Class Pt. 5
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Lisa: It's good to be back at Springfield Elementary.
Bart: Speak for yourself.
Lisa: But where are those men taking our digital whiteboards and computers?
Skinner: I'm afraid we've had to terminate our partnership with Hell.
Old Scratch: Wait, what?
Quimby: Parents believe Hell carries negative connotations for our city's children.
Quimby: Er, uh…sorry Mr. Scratch, Springfield is out and you're on your own.
Old Scratch: We can't make it on our own. Our margins are razor thin!

If the user has Quimby: Task: Make Quimby Cut Ties With Hell
Time: 4h
Location: Town Hall, Springfield Elementary, Springfield High School or Brown House
If the user has Old Scratch: Task: Make Old Scratch Hock Computer Equipment to Pay Legal Fees
Time: 4h
Location: Honest John's Computers, Monsarno Research, Whiz-Bang Toy Company or Brown House
Task: Make Kids Go Back to Using Overhead Projectors [x5]
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Elementary, Springfield High School, Springfield Library or Brown House
Task: Make Ned Say "Get Thee Behind Me, Satan!"
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Elementary, First Church of Springfield, Mega Church or Brown House
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
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