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Treehouse of Horror XXXI: Prizes Walkthrough

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The Pain in Spain Pt. 1

Bart starts

Hell Scientist: Welcome to Hell Laboratories, Beelzebart! We've had our eye on you for a while now.
Torture Coach: I've received your transcripts and they're very impressive! You've a real knack for torture and mayhem. You should be proud.
Beelzebart: I can't take credit for a gift I was born with.
Hell Scientist: As part of our internship program, we'd like you to review some of our recent work.
Torture Coach: We've been having trouble with our Autoflayer 5000. It could use a fresh pair of eyes.
Hell Scientist: But ignore the eyes in those jars. They're not fresh.

Task: Make Beelzebart Review Torture Schematics
Time: 8h
Location: Hell Labs, Hellementary School, Hellport Pentagram or Brown House

Hell Scientist: As you can see, in spite of a 7.6% improvement in torture efficiency, the souls of the damned don't appear to be appreciably more miserable.
Torture Coach: We've only observed a slight increase in screams, cursing and damning us to Hell.
Hell Scientist: Which makes no sense, because we're already here.
Beelzebart: Guys, if you're gonna make people miserable, you can't worry about numbers like a bunch of nerds!
Beelzebart: C'mon. Let's take a field trip.

Quest rewards: $100 and 10 XP

The Pain in Spain Pt. 2

Bart starts

Torture Coach: Okay, why are we at Springfield Elementary?
Beelzebart: To observe the innocent victim in his most natural habitat: the schoolyard.
Beelzebart: The troublemaker, Nelson, watches Martin, his victim. Nelson desires to attack, but he doesn't. He waits.
Hell Scientist: For what?
Martin: It's complete! My epic Radioactive Man in Earthland Realms fanfic. This is the happiest moment of my life!
Nelson: WATER CANNON ATTACK!

Task: Make Beelzebart Teach a Lesson in Misery
Time: 3h
Location: Springfield Elementary or Brown House
If the user has Nelson: Task: Make Nelson Ruin Martin's Day
Time: 2h
Location: Springfield Elementary or Brown House
If the user has Martin: Task: Make Martin Wallow in the Misery of Joy Ruined
Time: 3h
Location: Springfield Elementary or Brown House

Beelzebart: See? Nelson could pick on his victim all day long, but Martin would just get used to it.
Beelzebart: So the trick is to give a little ray of sunlight. That makes the punishment much more painful.
Hell Scientist: Juxtaposing pleasure with pain. I like it!
Torture Coach: But we'll never get permission to bring joy down below. The paperwork alone would kill us…again.

Quest rewards: $100 and 10 XP

The Pain in Spain Pt. 3

Bart starts

Beelzebart: We have other tools at our disposal. Here's one of my favorites.
Ned: *singing* This little light of mine / I'm gonna let it shine...!
Rod: Is it true? "Left-handed people are God's mistake". Someone painted it on the sidewalk!
Todd: Yay, Daddy's a mistake!
Ned: WHAT?!

Task: Make Beelzebart Gloat at Flanders' Torment
Time: 1h
Location: Flanders House, Simpson House or Brown House
Task: Make Ned Freak Out
Time: 1h
Location: Flanders House or Brown House

Ned: It's okay, boys. This isn't anything a little bleach, elbow grease and some self-scourging can't fix…
Torture Coach: This prank is amusing, but hardly up to the level of—
Homer: Hey Flanders, I see you're on the outs with God.
Ned: WHAT?! NO!
Homer: Then tell that cornfield maze because it's in the shape of you with devil horns and a pitchfork.
Ned: AAAAAAAAH!
Hell Scientist: Very good. What is annoying in spray paint can be utterly horrifying on a grand scale.
Todd: Devil Daddy, can we play in your corn maze? It looks like fun!
Ned: AAAAAAAAH!

Quest rewards: $100 and 10 XP

The Pain in Spain Pt. 4

Bart starts

Marge: Poor Ned seems more agitated than usual. I wonder what's wrong.
Homer: I don't know but I hope it's something I did.
Marge: Bart, why are you giggling?
Beelzebart: *trying to stop giggling* I…may have been trying to impress the guys at Hell Labs and played a few humorous-but-in-no-way-mean-spirited pranks on Flanders.
Marge: Bart!
Beelzebart: Hey, all in the name of science!
Homer: I like that the boy's focusing on science!
Marge: Teaching demons how to be more awful is not science! Okay, maybe it's a little science.

Task: Make Beelzebart Promise Not to Help Demons
Time: 2h
Location: Simpson House
If the user has Marge: Task: Make Marge Make Beelzebart REALLY Promise
Time: 2h
Location: Simpson House

Beelzebart: Okay, okay, Mom! Geez! I promise I won't help the demons anymore.
Marge: Say it without crossing your fingers behind your back.
Beelzebart: Bah, dang-it. Fine. *holds up hands* I promise.
Marge: And your toes!
Beelzebart: Double dang-it!
Homer: I'm just impressed that we've got a kid who can cross his toes!

Quest rewards: $100 and 10 XP

The Pain in Spain Pt. 5

Bart starts

Beelzebart: Uh, guys, my mom says I can't help you with the torture science anymore.
Hell Scientist: Moms can really scorch my backside!
Torture Coach: She said torture science. But what about helping us with demon possession physics?
Beelzebart: Uh…I think her threats were non-specific.
Hell Scientist: Just like a mom.
Beelzebart: Basically, I can't talk to you guys anymore.
Torture Coach: That's too bad. I guess we'll have to work on our new Wedgie-Matic 666000 without you.
Beelzebart: Uh…I might be able to help out one last time…
Hell Scientist: Atta bad boy!

Task: Make Beelzebart Help Out One Last Time
Time: 4h
Location: Hell Labs, Springfield Elementary or Brown House

Martin: Bart, I hear you're doing well in Hellementary School. It's good to see you taking a genuine interest in academics.
Martin: I have a fair bit of expertise in "doing well". If you ever need any help, I would be happy to assist!
Beelzebart: As a matter of fact, I have a new project you could help me with… *gets out Wedgie-Matic 666000*
Beelzebart: *devilish chuckle*

Quest rewards: $200 and 20 XP

Putting the Pun in Punishment Pt. 1

Lisa starts

Old Scratch: Lisafer! I know you're trying to win our bet by failing your classes here in Hell, but you'll fail nothing stuck in detention.
Old Scratch: And to further your torment you'll listen to the worst music in heaven or hell — jazz!
Lisafer: Terrific! I love all forms of jazz!
Old Scratch: Damn it!
Old Scratch: Forget jazz. Here's an excruciating assignment for you — write five hundred thousand words on Proto-Feminist Transcendentalist Literature!
Lisafer: That's great too! I can give you two hundred thousand words on Margaret Fuller alone!
Old Scratch: Curses! This may be more challenging than I thought.

Task: Make Lisafer Take Everything Old Scratch Can Dish Out
Time: 2h
Location: Hellementary School, Hellscape or Brown House
If the user has Old Scratch: Task: Make Old Scratch Get Exasperated With Lisafer
Time: 2h
Location: Hellementary School, Hellscape or Brown House

Old Scratch: You're a tough nut to crack.
Lisafer: Thank you!
Old Scratch: I hate nuts!
Lisafer: Even cashews? Boy, you are a gloomy Gus.
Lisafer: Say, what's with that wardrobe over there?
Old Scratch: It was a soul swap from the writer of The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe. It was the only one of the three I didn't have to feed.
Lisafer: Interesting...

Quest rewards: $100 and 10 XP

Putting the Pun in Punishment Pt. 2

Lisa starts

Marge: Lisa! What are you doing here? Bart said you were stuck in Hell Detention!
Lisafer: I was, but I escaped through a piece of magic furniture. Now I need to find a way to get out of my deal with Old Scratch!
Marge: There's nothing a lawyer can't fix…
Lisafer: Or ruin.

If the user has Marge: Task: Make Marge Call the Blue-Haired Lawyer
Time: 1h
Location: Simpson House
Task: Make Lisafer Consult With the Blue-Haired Lawyer
Time: 1h
Location: Simpson House
If the user has Blue-Haired Lawyer: Task: Make the Blue-Haired Lawyer Prepare His Bill
Time: 1h
Location: Simpson House

Blue-Haired Lawyer: I'm afraid your daughter is in a jam. Old Scratch's contracts are notoriously convoluted and difficult to fight in court.
Blue-Haired Lawyer: My advice would be to appeal to a higher power.
Lisafer: So there's nothing we can do legally?
Blue-Haired Lawyer: You can pay my legal bill.

Quest rewards: $100 and 10 XP

Putting the Pun in Punishment Pt. 3

Lisa starts

Lisafer: Reverend Lovejoy, I need your help!
Rev. Lovejoy: Little Lisa Simpson in Hell…
Lisafer: I'm only there because I found out Old Scratch is going to keep Bart in Hell, so I made a deal—
Lisafer: Are you even listening?
Rev. Lovejoy: Sorry, I was thinking about my model trains. It's how I get through those long, boring sermons too. Chugga-chugga-choo-choo!

Task: Make Lisafer Ask Reverend for Theological Advice
Time: 3h
Location: First Church of Springfield, Lovejoy Residence or Brown House
If the user has Rev. Rev. Lovejoy: Task: Make Reverend Lovejoy Think About Model Trains
Time: 3h
Location: First Church of Springfield, Lovejoy Residence or Brown House

Rev. Lovejoy: Lisafer, I'm not much of a brim and firestone preacher. I only know ways to stay OUT of Hell — mostly riffing on that Ten Commandments thing…
Rev. Lovejoy: And you're already in Hell so I don't have a lot of advice on getting out.
Rev. Lovejoy: You should try bingeing the early seasons of "Prison Break" for ideas.
Lisafer: Thanks for nothing.

Quest rewards: $100 and 10 XP

Putting the Pun in Punishment Pt. 4

Lisa starts

Milhouse: Hey Lisa. I like the wings.
Lisafer: They're fake.
Milhouse: Why do women feel they have to fake everything? Especially around me?
Lisafer: I was trying to hide from Old Scratch. I'm going to get called back to Hell. And then Bart and I will be trapped there forever.
Lisafer: I need someone who can help me find a way to get out of my deal with Old Scratch. But so far everyone is clueless!
Lisafer: Someone who's not from the establishment, someone who doesn't fit the mold.
Milhouse: How 'bout someone who doesn't fit his pants?
Lisafer: You have someone in mind?
Milhouse: Let's go see Comic Book Guy!

If the user has Milhouse: Task: Make Milhouse Take Lisafer to the Android's Dungeon
Time: 4h
Location: Android's Dungeon or Brown House
Task: Make Lisafer Go to the Android's Dungeon
Time: 4h
Location: Android's Dungeon or Brown House
If the user has Comic Book Guy: Task: Make Comic Book Guy Look Up Comic Book Demonology
Time: 4h
Location: Android's Dungeon or Brown House

Lisafer: Please tell me there's hope for me and Bart.
Comic Book Guy: Well, in the comics, the heroes always get out of their deals through some convoluted, plot-convenient loophole...
Lisafer: I don't have any loopholes up my sleeves. I don't even have sleeves.
Comic Book Guy: I've found there is one thing that all villains hate — plucky heroes who defiantly quip in the face of their menacing evil!
Lisafer: Well that's better than noth— AAAAAAAH!
Milhouse: Oh no! Lisa's been sucked back to Hell!
Comic Book Guy: Without buying anything!

Quest rewards: $100 and 10 XP

Putting the Pun in Punishment Pt. 5

Lisa starts

Old Scratch: Sneaking off like that… I'll be keeping an eye on you from now on, Lisafer.
Lisafer: I escaped Hell Detention before, and I'll do it again!
Old Scratch: You won't escape without a plan.
Lisafer: I'll just WING it!
Old Scratch: Because you have wings… Yeah, I get it.
Lisafer: But for now, I'll just HOOF it back to my desk.
Old Scratch: Yes, you have hooves too. Your pluck and quips are so annoying!
Lisafer: Then I've succeeded because down here it's good to be annoying.
Old Scratch: Ugh!

Task: Make Lisafer Annoy Old Scratch With Pluck and Quips
Time: 5h
Location: Hellementary School, Hellscape or Brown House
If the user has Old Scratch: Task: Make Old Scratch Get Exasperated by Pluck and Quips
Time: 5h
Location: Hellementary School, Hellscape or Brown House

Old Scratch: Enough! No more detention. Just go back to class. I can't listen to this anymore! You're making my hair fall out!
Lisafer: I hope you don't lose all your hair, or there will be Hell toupée. Tee-hee-hee!
Old Scratch: That's your last quip! Get out!

Quest rewards: $200 and 20 XP

Land of the Flies Pt. 1

Hell Teacher starts

Skinner: Class, meet your new teacher, freshly transferred from Hellementary School. This is Miss…uh...
Hell Teacher: Just call me Hellen.
Skinner: Um, yes, of course. Are you sure you can handle these hellions, Hellen?
Milhouse: Hey! Nelson just gave me a wet willy!
Hell Teacher: Wet willy him back.
Milhouse: But won't I get in trouble?
Hell Teacher: Wrath is a virtue. What better way to grow young minds than to encourage them to seek retribution on their enemies?
Milhouse: I love my new teacher!

Task: Make Hell Teacher Encourage Nerds to Revenge
Time: 1h
Location: Springfield Elementary or Brown House
Task: Make Nerds Contemplate Vengeance [x3]
Time: 1h
Location: Springfield Elementary or Brown House

Martin: This is every nerd's fantasy!
Cosine Tangent: Be warned. It could be an Ackbar scenario.
Database: But what if it's NOT a trap? If we knew we wouldn't get in trouble, what would we do?
Report Card: I have some ideas on three-by-five cards I've housed in a rented storage unit over the years.
Uter: How many have you collected?
Report Card: Hundreds of thousands. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Quest rewards: $100 and 10 XP

Land of the Flies Pt. 2

Hell Teacher starts

Hell Teacher: So what have my fine little minds come up with? As we say in Hell, one must strike while the iron is hot.
Hell Teacher: And irons are always hot in Hell. Not like on the surface. Your irons cool way too quickly.
Lewis Clark: We're still not convinced we won't get in trouble for this, so we're starting with a simple prank that can't easily be traced back to us.
Martin: The classic "itching powder in the gym shorts". Gym class is next period.
Dolph: Man, something doesn't feel right here.
Nelson: Yeah, something's hapnin' with my junk. But it's dodgeball time and I can put itching aside if it means we get to Nail-A-Nerd!

Task: Make Hell Teacher Enjoy the Spectacle
Time: 2h
Location: Springfield Elementary or Brown House
If the user has Bullies: Task: Make Bullies Scratch Themselves Embarrassingly [x3]
Time: 2h
Location: Springfield Elementary or Brown House
Task: Make Nerds Win Dodgeball [x3]
Time: 2h
Location: Springfield Elementary or Brown House

Annika: They scratch themselves like monkeys!
Gina Vendetti: Hahaha! What a bunch of losers!
Nelson: What is this strange feeling?
Jimbo: This must be that thing called shame!
Kearney: Let's get out of here!
Milhouse: We did it!
Hell Teacher: Very good, children! But bullies are known to retaliate.
Milhouse: Retaliation on retaliation? This is a vicious wedgie-producing cycle!

Quest rewards: $100 and 10 XP

Land of the Flies Pt. 3

Hell Teacher starts

Nelson: That tears it! Itching powder, Vaseline on our locker handles, and whatever it is you nerds did to make Kearney grow pink hair...
Jimbo: It's time for you dweebs to — OWW!
Cosine Tangent: FYI, we ran out of prank ideas, so now we're just going to tase you.
Kearney: Run for it!
Hell Teacher: Well-played, gentlemen! Now that you have all the power, it's time you embraced it!
Uter: Ja! Oompa-power!

Task: Make Hell Teacher Encourage Nerds to Seize the Day
Time: 3h
Location: Springfield Elementary or Brown House
Task: Make Nerds Storm Skinner's Office [x3]
Time: 3h
Location: Springfield Elementary or Brown House
If the user has Skinner: Task: Make Skinner Feel His Authority Slipping Away
Time: 3h
Location: Springfield Elementary or Brown House

Skinner: I'm in charge and I say out of my office!
Martin: Correction, sir. You WERE in charge.
Milhouse: Yeah! There's some new kids on the block and it's not New Kids On The Block. It's us!
Database: Your new agenda is all in this spreadsheet.
Skinner: I'm outraged and yet impressed. How can one not respect a quality spreadsheet!

Quest rewards: $100 and 10 XP

Land of the Flies Pt. 4

Hell Teacher starts

Miss Hoover: The coffee in the teachers' lounge is all gone! There's nothing but juice boxes!
Coach Pommelhorst: My field hockey sticks have been replaced with gaming computers!
Dewey Largo: Where are my brass instruments?! All that's here are cellos and violins!
Coach Krupt: And my dodgeballs have been desecrated! The nerds are out of control!
Hell Teacher: I think it's good to see the little tykes showing some initiative. Skinner?
Skinner: *crawling out of his office* That's SERGEANT Skinner to you! Now heads down in the jungle! Charlie is everywhere!
Miss Hoover: *sigh* Flashback much, Seymour?

Task: Make Hell Teacher Calm the Faculty Down
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Elementary or Brown House
If the user has Skinner: Task: Make Skinner Try to Get His Platoon Back Together
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Elementary or Brown House

Skinner: Fear! Fear is the key. If the enemy doesn't fear you, they won't respect you, and then you have no authority!
Skinner: Grodin, Barnes, I need you! King and Bunny re-engage the enemy! We have to take the high ground, men! We have to push Charlie back!
Nelson: Is he talking to the nerds?
Kearney: Don't care. I'm not going anywhere near those little freaks while that teacher from Hell has their backs.
Skinner: You mean their Russian advisor? Take her "out"! Good thinking, King!
Kearney: Wait. Now I'm King? I sorta like that.

Quest rewards: $100 and 10 XP

Land of the Flies Pt. 5

Hell Teacher starts

Hell Teacher: Boys, I have some good news to share with you!
Martin: They agreed to rename the school after Isaac Asimov?
Hell Teacher: No. I've been offered a job at Shelbyville Elementary for twice the pay.
Uter: Nein! You cannot leave us here!
Hell Teacher: You'll be fine! Nerds who take on bullies always end up fine.
Milhouse: *gulp*

Task: Make Hell Teacher Prepare to Leave Springfield
Time: 2h
Location: Springfield Elementary or Brown House
Task: Make Nerds Explain How They Won't Be Fine [x3]
Time: 2h
Location: Springfield Elementary or Brown House
If the user has Skinner: Task: Make Skinner Lead a Platoon Counteroffensive
Time: 2h
Location: Springfield Elementary or Brown House

Cosine Tangent: We can handle things without Hell Teacher.
Skinner: Alright men, prepare to engage!
Uter: We'll be engaged? But I've never had a girlfriend!
Nelson: So your scary protector isn't here anymore, eh, nerds?
Dolph: Get ready for group wedgies!
Milhouse: I had a dream that wedgies were how I was going to die!

Quest rewards: $200 and 20 XP

Two Heads Are More Than One Pt. 1

Hell Principals starts

Hell Principals: Well, Lisafer, it seems that you haven't been completing your Hellementary schoolwork.
Lisafer: My name is Lisa, and I'm trying to fail so I can get kicked out of here and go back to Springfield!
Hell Principal Skinner: That bad attitude won't cut it in Hellementary School.
Hell Principal Chalmers: Indeed not! We're of one mind on this issue.
Lisafer: So my bad attitude will be rewarded by throwing me out of Hellementary?
Hell Principal Chalmers: Guh! Look at the mess you've created, Skinner!
Hell Principal Skinner: Me, sir? You agreed with the mess I created.
Hell Principal Chalmers: What?! Don't you get all up in my face!
Hell Principal Skinner: I have no choice in the matter.

Task: Make Hell Principals Argue With Themselves
Time: 4h
If the user has Lisafer: Task: Make Lisafer Goad Hell Principals Into Fighting
Time: 1h
Location: Hellementary School, Hellscape or Brown House

Hell Principals: Okay, that's sorted out and we're good?
Hell Principal Skinner: We're still bad. But that's good.
Hell Principal Chalmers: So we need you to be bad in the way that we think is good.
Lisafer: But then I'm really just being good, which is bad, and I should get bad grades for it.
Hell Principal Skinner: I'm confused. How 'bout you?
Hell Principal Chalmers: Oh, yeah.

Quest rewards: $100 and 10 XP

Two Heads Are More Than One Pt. 2

Hell Principals starts

Hell Principal Skinner: We both need to be on the same page before Lisafer's thinking spreads to other students.
Hell Principal Chalmers: Let's just take a step back and find some things we agree on.
Hell Principal Skinner: Right. I'll start: kittens are annoying.
Hell Principal Chalmers: They're horrible! Fudgy brownies…sickening.
Hell Principal Skinner: Couldn't agree more.
Lisafer: What did you guys think of the final season of King of Thrones?
Hell Principal Chalmers: Terrible!
Hell Principal Skinner: I sorta liked it.
Hell Principal Chalmers: WHAT?!

Task: Make Hell Principals Argue With Themselves Some More
Time: 3h
If the user has Lisafer: Task: Make Lisafer Enjoy the Show
Time: 3h
Location: Hellementary School, Hellscape or Brown House

Hell Principal Chalmers: They spent eight seasons building up the ice demons only to have them go down like cheap punks!
Hell Principal Skinner: Just like our guys down in Zamhareer. They ARE cheap punks!
Hell Principal Chalmers: Why you — get over here!
Hell Principal Skinner: I'm already over here! We're attached at the shoulders!
Hell Principal Chalmers: *head butts the other head* Ow-ow! Darn these shared pain receptors!

Quest rewards: $100 and 10 XP

Two Heads Are More Than One Pt. 3

Hell Principals starts

Hell Principal Chalmers: I went too far. I'm sorry.
Hell Principal Skinner: It takes a real principal to admit he was wrong.
Hell Principal Chalmers: Let's focus on getting our heads back together!
Hell Principal Skinner: I think these two hotheads deserve some ice cream with a brain freeze chaser.
Hell Principal Chalmers: Cooler heads will always prevail.
Hell Principals: Hahaha!

Task: Make Hell Principals Have Trouble Eating Ice Cream
Time: 12h

Hell Principal Skinner: Obviously we still aren't back in sync yet.
Hell Principal Chalmers: Clearly. We should have NOT shared sundaes.
Lisafer: Did you get candy sprinkles?
Hell Principal Skinner: Sprinkles are an unholy abomination!
Hell Principal Chalmers: I love 'em! I say skip the ice cream and just gimme sprinkles!
Hell Principal Skinner: And…we're fighting.

Quest rewards: $100 and 10 XP

Two Heads Are More Than One Pt. 4

Hell Principals starts

Hell Principals: We've got to be of one mind again!
Hell Principal Chalmers: Space Wars?
Hell Principal Skinner: Space Trek!
Hell Principals: AAAARGH!
Hell Principal Chalmers: Hot dogs!
Hell Principal Skinner: Hamburgers!
Beelzebart: Man, listening to you two argue is torture!
Hell Principals: Hmm…are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Hell Principals: YES!

Task: Make Hell Principals Torture Students
Time: 8h
Location: Hellementary School, Hellscape or Brown House

Hell Teacher: What on and under Earth is going on in here?!
Hell Principals: We're just torturing students.
Hell Teacher: My apologies. Please continue.

Quest rewards: $200 and 20 XP
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