Love and War: In Sickness and in Wealth Walkthrough
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In Sickness and in Wealth Pt. 1
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Homer: Marge, it took me too long to realize what a jerk I've been. I haven't paid nearly enough attention to you and your interests.
Homer: Also, I owe you a real Valentine's Day present, so I booked us a couple's night cruise. And absolutely no Lenny.
Marge: *kisses Homer* Thank you, Homie, you had me at "Lenny".
Homer: That was the very last word.
Marge: And that's when you had me. Anyway, we have bigger problems. I just got an invitation to Temperance and Artie's wedding. It's happening today!
Homer: Didn't they just meet? God, millennials are the worst.
Marge: They're the same age as us.
Homer: I meant millennials from the 1800s.
Marge: The point is, we have to break up that wedding.
Homer: Say no more, baby. Ruining weddings is one of the things I do best. Remember our first three?
Marge: Captain Mordecai, you're coming too. Breaking up this wedding may be a two-clod job.
Captain Mordecai: Anything for my yoga partner.
Task: Collect Beer Barrels [x155]
Task: Make Marge Head to the Wedding
Time: 4h
Location: Ziff Wedding Home, Impulse Wedding Chapel, First Church of Springfield, Mega Church, Springfield Episcopal Church or Brown House
Task: Make Homer Do Whatever Marge Says
Time: 4h
Location: Ziff Wedding Home, Impulse Wedding Chapel, First Church of Springfield, Mega Church, Springfield Episcopal Church or Brown House
If the user has Captain Mordecai: Task: Make Captain Mordecai Sharpen His Sword
Time: 4h
Location: Ziff Wedding Home, Impulse Wedding Chapel, First Church of Springfield, Mega Church, Springfield Episcopal Church or Brown House
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
In Sickness and in Wealth Pt. 2
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Homer: Alright, Marge. Are you ready for us to go break up this wedding?
Marge: In a minute… I just need to finish writing this last chapter so our hero can appear and save the day.
Homer: I didn't know you were writing me into your novel. You really think I can be a knight in shining armor?
Marge: Umm, yeah. That's what I'm doing.
Marge: I'm definitely not writing that Captain Mordecai is about to kidnap Temperance so Cyrus can thwart his plans and save the day.
Task: Collect Beer Barrels [x115]
Task: Make Marge Confront Artie
Time: 4h
Location: Ziff Wedding Home, Impulse Wedding Chapel, First Church of Springfield, Mega Church, Springfield Episcopal Church or Brown House
Task: Make Homer Prepare to Ruin the Wedding
Time: 4h
Location: Ziff Wedding Home, Impulse Wedding Chapel, First Church of Springfield, Mega Church, Springfield Episcopal Church or Brown House
If the user has Captain Mordecai: Task: Make Captain Mordecai Lick His Sword
Time: 4h
Location: Ziff Wedding Home, Impulse Wedding Chapel, First Church of Springfield, Mega Church, Springfield Episcopal Church or Brown House
Marge: Stop! Temperance, you cannot marry that man!
Temperance: Marge? What are you doing here?
Marge: You invited me. And a plus one.
Homer: That's me! And I also brought a plus one!
Captain Mordecai: It is I!
Temperance: Mordecai? I don't think we ordered enough chicken. One of you will have to eat a vegetarian meal.
Captain Mordecai: Fine! Whatever it takes to stop this wedding.
Artie Ziff: Enough! I thought you might try to get between me and eternal happiness, Marge, so I've prepared a little surprise just for you. Behold…Robot Marge!
Robot Marge: Diagnostics complete. All systems operational. What are your orders, master?
Artie Ziff: Stop Marge and her goons from interfering with my wedding.
Robot Marge: Affirmative. Setting kill-level to: Gruesome.
Homer: That doesn't sound good. But don't worry, Marge. I got this. Just let me do some quick warm-ups. I don't want to pull a muscle.
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
In Sickness and in Wealth Pt. 3
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Homer: It's hopeless, Marge. That robot you has your angry face. How can I compete with that?!
Cyrus Manley: Unhand that maiden, Captain Mordecai! For I, Cyrus Manley, am here to save the day!
Marge: Uh, bad timing, Cyrus. Mordecai hasn't kidnapped Temperance yet...
Marge: He's actually still on our side. We're trying to stop Artie, but he has a robot bodyguard protecting him.
Cyrus Manley: What's a robot?
Captain Mordecai: Cyrus Manley… You ran off with my wife. I should kill you right here and now!
Captain Mordecai: But I'm in a good mood, on account of the yoga I did earlier, plus I've got another man to kill first.
Cyrus Manley: I'm in a good mood, too. I bumped into a fella earlier who looked almost exactly like me, and we talked about the Bible for hours.
Cyrus Manley: You know, I hated this town when I first arrived, but it's growing on me.
Captain Mordecai: Same here! This place actually brings out the best in me.
Cyrus Manley: Who knew all we needed was a new setting to go from enemies to frenemies?
Captain Mordecai: Aww, come here and gimme a hug!
Marge: This is not what I wrote.
Task: Collect Beer Barrels [x115]
Task: Make Marge Facepalm
Time: 4h
Location: Ziff Wedding Home, Impulse Wedding Chapel, First Church of Springfield, Mega Church, Springfield Episcopal Church or Brown House
Task: Make Homer Cower at "Angry Face"
Time: 4h
Location: Ziff Wedding Home, Impulse Wedding Chapel, First Church of Springfield, Mega Church, Springfield Episcopal Church or Brown House
If the user has Captain Mordecai: Task: Make Captain Mordecai Hug Cyrus
Time: 4h
Location: Ziff Wedding Home, Impulse Wedding Chapel, First Church of Springfield, Mega Church, Springfield Episcopal Church or Brown House
If the user has Cyrus Manley: Task: Make Cyrus Hug Captain Mordecai
Time: 4h
Location: Ziff Wedding Home, Impulse Wedding Chapel, First Church of Springfield, Mega Church, Springfield Episcopal Church or Brown House
Robot Marge: Master Artie, shall I commence with Operation Red Wedding?
Artie Ziff: Just a sec.
Temperance: Artie, where did this mechanical abomination come from?
Artie Ziff: Who, Robot Marge? Don't worry about her. That was just a backup plan in case you didn't agree to marry me.
Temperance: What does that mean?
Artie Ziff: Oh, nothing… Now, don't you worry your pretty little head about Robot Marge. Sure, she cost a fortune, but I've got figurative money to burn. Literally!
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
In Sickness and in Wealth Pt. 4
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Marge: Guys, we still have to stop this wedding and figure out what to do about Robot Marge.
Captain Mordecai: You leave that scallywag to me.
Homer: And I'll take Artie. I can take him down a peg. He's already pretty short, but you know what I mean.
Cyrus Manley: And I'll see if I can talk some sense into Temperance. Marge, what about you?
Marge: Don't worry about me. I'm typing as fast as I can! Go, go, go!
Task: Collect Beer Barrels [x155]
Task: Make Marge Write Everyone's Actions
Time: 4h
Location: Ziff Wedding Home, Impulse Wedding Chapel, First Church of Springfield, Mega Church, Springfield Episcopal Church or Brown House
If the user has Captain Mordecai: Task: Make Captain Mordecai Duel Robot Marge
Time: 4h
Location: Ziff Wedding Home, Impulse Wedding Chapel, First Church of Springfield, Mega Church, Springfield Episcopal Church or Brown House
Task: Make Homer Take Artie Down
Time: 4h
Location: Ziff Wedding Home, Impulse Wedding Chapel, First Church of Springfield, Mega Church, Springfield Episcopal Church or Brown House
If the user has Cyrus Manley: Task: Make Cyrus Make a Dash for Temperance
Time: 4h
Location: Ziff Wedding Home, Impulse Wedding Chapel, First Church of Springfield, Mega Church, Springfield Episcopal Church or Brown House
Captain Mordecai: Okay, metal she-devil. Prepare to meet your maker.
Artie Ziff: You mean me? We've met.
Captain Mordecai: Then I'm gonna make ye walk the plank while you watch your loved ones suffer their final breaths.
Robot Marge: Computing… That is the most romantic thing I've ever computed.
Captain Mordecai: It is?
Robot Marge: Affirmative. I am programmed to learn the most efficient methods of pain and torture. We could learn a lot from each other.
Robot Marge: We could maim by day and make sweet love by night, as I am also programmed in the ways of physical pleasure.
Captain Mordecai: That's the most romantic thing I'VE ever computed, er, heard. Robot Marge, will you marry me?
Artie Ziff: Infernal machine! You're supposed to kill, not marry! That's the last time I order my killer robots from Ukraine.
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
In Sickness and in Wealth Pt. 5
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Homer: Looks like your bodyguard has been neutralized, Artie. It's over for you.
Artie Ziff: Puh-lease! You think that's the only ace I've got up my sleeve?
Homer: Here's what I have up my sleeve. *punches Artie* My fist!
Artie Ziff: Ow!
Cyrus Manley: Temperance, my dear. I'm so happy you're okay. That robot didn't hurt you, did it?
Temperance: No, I'm fine. Although that Marge-amaton was really creepy, wasn't it?
Captain Mordecai: Hey, she's not an unfeeling automaton. She's an unfeeling Mechano-American.
Cyrus Manley: Temperance, I've been such a fool. I can't believe I forgot our anniversary. Do you think you could ever find it in your heart to forgive me?
Temperance: I'm beginning to realize that we all make mistakes...
Temperance: I mean, I almost married a man with a robot version of the real woman who created the fictional character that somehow conjured into me.
Cyrus Manley: So, is that a yes?
Temperance: Prob'ly.
Task: Collect Beer Barrels [x195]
Task: Make Marge Sigh in Relief
Time: 4h
Location: Ziff Wedding Home, Impulse Wedding Chapel, First Church of Springfield, Mega Church, Springfield Episcopal Church or Brown House
Task: Make Homer Keep Shaking Fists at Artie
Time: 4h
Location: Ziff Wedding Home, Impulse Wedding Chapel, First Church of Springfield, Mega Church, Springfield Episcopal Church or Brown House
If the user has Captain Mordecai: Task: Make Captain Mordecai Run Off With Robot Marge
Time: 4h
Location: Ziff Wedding Home, Impulse Wedding Chapel, First Church of Springfield, Mega Church, Springfield Episcopal Church or Brown House
If the user has Robot Marge: Task: Make Robot Marge Compute the Meaning of Love
Time: 4h
Location: Ziff Wedding Home, Impulse Wedding Chapel, First Church of Springfield, Mega Church, Springfield Episcopal Church or Brown House
If the user has Cyrus Manley: Task: Make Cyrus Hug Temperance
Time: 4h
Location: Ziff Wedding Home, Impulse Wedding Chapel, First Church of Springfield, Mega Church, Springfield Episcopal Church or Brown House
If the user has Temperance: Task: Make Temperance Take Cyrus Back
Time: 4h
Location: Ziff Wedding Home, Impulse Wedding Chapel, First Church of Springfield, Mega Church, Springfield Episcopal Church or Brown House
Cyrus Manley: Temperance, you've made me the happiest man alive! In fact, I can't think of any other woman I'd rather spend the rest of my life with.
Cyrus Manley: Temperance Barrows, will you marry me?
Temperance: Gosh, I only just got here in the 21st century. I need a little time to shop around and…clear my head and…fix my shoes.
Temperance: Gotta leave ‘em something for the next sequel… Bye! *runs off*
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Twist of Fat
After completing Stranger Than Eviction Pt. 5, Amorous Avarice Pt. 5, Heaven and Hell Pt. 5 and In Sickness and in Wealth Pt. 5
Homer: Well, it looks like a happy ending for everyone.
Artie Ziff: Not for me.
Cyrus Manley: Or me.
Captain Mordecai: I got badly injured on my robot honeymoon.
Homer: But the most important lesson we learned is that no matter how many stupid things I do, we always end up back together.
Homer: So how about next time we just save all the heartache and skip right to the part where we're back together.
Marge: You're about to do something else stupid, aren't you?
Homer: I do it all for you, Marge. All for you.
Task: Make Marge Kiss Homer
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House or Brown House
Task: Make Homer Get Kissed Before Doing Something Stupid
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House or Brown House
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
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Homer: Marge, it took me too long to realize what a jerk I've been. I haven't paid nearly enough attention to you and your interests.
Homer: Also, I owe you a real Valentine's Day present, so I booked us a couple's night cruise. And absolutely no Lenny.
Marge: *kisses Homer* Thank you, Homie, you had me at "Lenny".
Homer: That was the very last word.
Marge: And that's when you had me. Anyway, we have bigger problems. I just got an invitation to Temperance and Artie's wedding. It's happening today!
Homer: Didn't they just meet? God, millennials are the worst.
Marge: They're the same age as us.
Homer: I meant millennials from the 1800s.
Marge: The point is, we have to break up that wedding.
Homer: Say no more, baby. Ruining weddings is one of the things I do best. Remember our first three?
Marge: Captain Mordecai, you're coming too. Breaking up this wedding may be a two-clod job.
Captain Mordecai: Anything for my yoga partner.
Task: Collect Beer Barrels [x155]
Task: Make Marge Head to the Wedding
Time: 4h
Location: Ziff Wedding Home, Impulse Wedding Chapel, First Church of Springfield, Mega Church, Springfield Episcopal Church or Brown House
Task: Make Homer Do Whatever Marge Says
Time: 4h
Location: Ziff Wedding Home, Impulse Wedding Chapel, First Church of Springfield, Mega Church, Springfield Episcopal Church or Brown House
If the user has Captain Mordecai: Task: Make Captain Mordecai Sharpen His Sword
Time: 4h
Location: Ziff Wedding Home, Impulse Wedding Chapel, First Church of Springfield, Mega Church, Springfield Episcopal Church or Brown House
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
In Sickness and in Wealth Pt. 2
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Homer: Alright, Marge. Are you ready for us to go break up this wedding?
Marge: In a minute… I just need to finish writing this last chapter so our hero can appear and save the day.
Homer: I didn't know you were writing me into your novel. You really think I can be a knight in shining armor?
Marge: Umm, yeah. That's what I'm doing.
Marge: I'm definitely not writing that Captain Mordecai is about to kidnap Temperance so Cyrus can thwart his plans and save the day.
Task: Collect Beer Barrels [x115]
Task: Make Marge Confront Artie
Time: 4h
Location: Ziff Wedding Home, Impulse Wedding Chapel, First Church of Springfield, Mega Church, Springfield Episcopal Church or Brown House
Task: Make Homer Prepare to Ruin the Wedding
Time: 4h
Location: Ziff Wedding Home, Impulse Wedding Chapel, First Church of Springfield, Mega Church, Springfield Episcopal Church or Brown House
If the user has Captain Mordecai: Task: Make Captain Mordecai Lick His Sword
Time: 4h
Location: Ziff Wedding Home, Impulse Wedding Chapel, First Church of Springfield, Mega Church, Springfield Episcopal Church or Brown House
Marge: Stop! Temperance, you cannot marry that man!
Temperance: Marge? What are you doing here?
Marge: You invited me. And a plus one.
Homer: That's me! And I also brought a plus one!
Captain Mordecai: It is I!
Temperance: Mordecai? I don't think we ordered enough chicken. One of you will have to eat a vegetarian meal.
Captain Mordecai: Fine! Whatever it takes to stop this wedding.
Artie Ziff: Enough! I thought you might try to get between me and eternal happiness, Marge, so I've prepared a little surprise just for you. Behold…Robot Marge!
Robot Marge: Diagnostics complete. All systems operational. What are your orders, master?
Artie Ziff: Stop Marge and her goons from interfering with my wedding.
Robot Marge: Affirmative. Setting kill-level to: Gruesome.
Homer: That doesn't sound good. But don't worry, Marge. I got this. Just let me do some quick warm-ups. I don't want to pull a muscle.
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
In Sickness and in Wealth Pt. 3
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Homer: It's hopeless, Marge. That robot you has your angry face. How can I compete with that?!
Cyrus Manley: Unhand that maiden, Captain Mordecai! For I, Cyrus Manley, am here to save the day!
Marge: Uh, bad timing, Cyrus. Mordecai hasn't kidnapped Temperance yet...
Marge: He's actually still on our side. We're trying to stop Artie, but he has a robot bodyguard protecting him.
Cyrus Manley: What's a robot?
Captain Mordecai: Cyrus Manley… You ran off with my wife. I should kill you right here and now!
Captain Mordecai: But I'm in a good mood, on account of the yoga I did earlier, plus I've got another man to kill first.
Cyrus Manley: I'm in a good mood, too. I bumped into a fella earlier who looked almost exactly like me, and we talked about the Bible for hours.
Cyrus Manley: You know, I hated this town when I first arrived, but it's growing on me.
Captain Mordecai: Same here! This place actually brings out the best in me.
Cyrus Manley: Who knew all we needed was a new setting to go from enemies to frenemies?
Captain Mordecai: Aww, come here and gimme a hug!
Marge: This is not what I wrote.
Task: Collect Beer Barrels [x115]
Task: Make Marge Facepalm
Time: 4h
Location: Ziff Wedding Home, Impulse Wedding Chapel, First Church of Springfield, Mega Church, Springfield Episcopal Church or Brown House
Task: Make Homer Cower at "Angry Face"
Time: 4h
Location: Ziff Wedding Home, Impulse Wedding Chapel, First Church of Springfield, Mega Church, Springfield Episcopal Church or Brown House
If the user has Captain Mordecai: Task: Make Captain Mordecai Hug Cyrus
Time: 4h
Location: Ziff Wedding Home, Impulse Wedding Chapel, First Church of Springfield, Mega Church, Springfield Episcopal Church or Brown House
If the user has Cyrus Manley: Task: Make Cyrus Hug Captain Mordecai
Time: 4h
Location: Ziff Wedding Home, Impulse Wedding Chapel, First Church of Springfield, Mega Church, Springfield Episcopal Church or Brown House
Robot Marge: Master Artie, shall I commence with Operation Red Wedding?
Artie Ziff: Just a sec.
Temperance: Artie, where did this mechanical abomination come from?
Artie Ziff: Who, Robot Marge? Don't worry about her. That was just a backup plan in case you didn't agree to marry me.
Temperance: What does that mean?
Artie Ziff: Oh, nothing… Now, don't you worry your pretty little head about Robot Marge. Sure, she cost a fortune, but I've got figurative money to burn. Literally!
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
In Sickness and in Wealth Pt. 4
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Marge: Guys, we still have to stop this wedding and figure out what to do about Robot Marge.
Captain Mordecai: You leave that scallywag to me.
Homer: And I'll take Artie. I can take him down a peg. He's already pretty short, but you know what I mean.
Cyrus Manley: And I'll see if I can talk some sense into Temperance. Marge, what about you?
Marge: Don't worry about me. I'm typing as fast as I can! Go, go, go!
Task: Collect Beer Barrels [x155]
Task: Make Marge Write Everyone's Actions
Time: 4h
Location: Ziff Wedding Home, Impulse Wedding Chapel, First Church of Springfield, Mega Church, Springfield Episcopal Church or Brown House
If the user has Captain Mordecai: Task: Make Captain Mordecai Duel Robot Marge
Time: 4h
Location: Ziff Wedding Home, Impulse Wedding Chapel, First Church of Springfield, Mega Church, Springfield Episcopal Church or Brown House
Task: Make Homer Take Artie Down
Time: 4h
Location: Ziff Wedding Home, Impulse Wedding Chapel, First Church of Springfield, Mega Church, Springfield Episcopal Church or Brown House
If the user has Cyrus Manley: Task: Make Cyrus Make a Dash for Temperance
Time: 4h
Location: Ziff Wedding Home, Impulse Wedding Chapel, First Church of Springfield, Mega Church, Springfield Episcopal Church or Brown House
Captain Mordecai: Okay, metal she-devil. Prepare to meet your maker.
Artie Ziff: You mean me? We've met.
Captain Mordecai: Then I'm gonna make ye walk the plank while you watch your loved ones suffer their final breaths.
Robot Marge: Computing… That is the most romantic thing I've ever computed.
Captain Mordecai: It is?
Robot Marge: Affirmative. I am programmed to learn the most efficient methods of pain and torture. We could learn a lot from each other.
Robot Marge: We could maim by day and make sweet love by night, as I am also programmed in the ways of physical pleasure.
Captain Mordecai: That's the most romantic thing I'VE ever computed, er, heard. Robot Marge, will you marry me?
Artie Ziff: Infernal machine! You're supposed to kill, not marry! That's the last time I order my killer robots from Ukraine.
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
In Sickness and in Wealth Pt. 5
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Homer: Looks like your bodyguard has been neutralized, Artie. It's over for you.
Artie Ziff: Puh-lease! You think that's the only ace I've got up my sleeve?
Homer: Here's what I have up my sleeve. *punches Artie* My fist!
Artie Ziff: Ow!
Cyrus Manley: Temperance, my dear. I'm so happy you're okay. That robot didn't hurt you, did it?
Temperance: No, I'm fine. Although that Marge-amaton was really creepy, wasn't it?
Captain Mordecai: Hey, she's not an unfeeling automaton. She's an unfeeling Mechano-American.
Cyrus Manley: Temperance, I've been such a fool. I can't believe I forgot our anniversary. Do you think you could ever find it in your heart to forgive me?
Temperance: I'm beginning to realize that we all make mistakes...
Temperance: I mean, I almost married a man with a robot version of the real woman who created the fictional character that somehow conjured into me.
Cyrus Manley: So, is that a yes?
Temperance: Prob'ly.
Task: Collect Beer Barrels [x195]
Task: Make Marge Sigh in Relief
Time: 4h
Location: Ziff Wedding Home, Impulse Wedding Chapel, First Church of Springfield, Mega Church, Springfield Episcopal Church or Brown House
Task: Make Homer Keep Shaking Fists at Artie
Time: 4h
Location: Ziff Wedding Home, Impulse Wedding Chapel, First Church of Springfield, Mega Church, Springfield Episcopal Church or Brown House
If the user has Captain Mordecai: Task: Make Captain Mordecai Run Off With Robot Marge
Time: 4h
Location: Ziff Wedding Home, Impulse Wedding Chapel, First Church of Springfield, Mega Church, Springfield Episcopal Church or Brown House
If the user has Robot Marge: Task: Make Robot Marge Compute the Meaning of Love
Time: 4h
Location: Ziff Wedding Home, Impulse Wedding Chapel, First Church of Springfield, Mega Church, Springfield Episcopal Church or Brown House
If the user has Cyrus Manley: Task: Make Cyrus Hug Temperance
Time: 4h
Location: Ziff Wedding Home, Impulse Wedding Chapel, First Church of Springfield, Mega Church, Springfield Episcopal Church or Brown House
If the user has Temperance: Task: Make Temperance Take Cyrus Back
Time: 4h
Location: Ziff Wedding Home, Impulse Wedding Chapel, First Church of Springfield, Mega Church, Springfield Episcopal Church or Brown House
Cyrus Manley: Temperance, you've made me the happiest man alive! In fact, I can't think of any other woman I'd rather spend the rest of my life with.
Cyrus Manley: Temperance Barrows, will you marry me?
Temperance: Gosh, I only just got here in the 21st century. I need a little time to shop around and…clear my head and…fix my shoes.
Temperance: Gotta leave ‘em something for the next sequel… Bye! *runs off*
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Twist of Fat
After completing Stranger Than Eviction Pt. 5, Amorous Avarice Pt. 5, Heaven and Hell Pt. 5 and In Sickness and in Wealth Pt. 5
Homer: Well, it looks like a happy ending for everyone.
Artie Ziff: Not for me.
Cyrus Manley: Or me.
Captain Mordecai: I got badly injured on my robot honeymoon.
Homer: But the most important lesson we learned is that no matter how many stupid things I do, we always end up back together.
Homer: So how about next time we just save all the heartache and skip right to the part where we're back together.
Marge: You're about to do something else stupid, aren't you?
Homer: I do it all for you, Marge. All for you.
Task: Make Marge Kiss Homer
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House or Brown House
Task: Make Homer Get Kissed Before Doing Something Stupid
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House or Brown House
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
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