Banned by the Buddha: Premium Offerings Analyzed

DocBingoBongo

Dear all

I hope Wadebear is well and just busy (or fed up). As I have been awaiting for the usual premium offering analysis, I thought I should provide it myself this time. I didn't actually do the mystery box... maybe someone else wants to!

Not in Yearbook (with price in donuts):

- Foo Temple Dog 10
- Shinto Shrine 100
- Pagoda 90
- Screamapillar pond 40
- Hokora 10
- Japanese lantern (small) 10
- Japanese cherry tree 25
- Japanese maple tree 25
- Mount Fuji 80
- Torii 20
- Three-eyed sushi 20
- Great wall bundle 50 (but Great wall tower is in yearbook)


In Yearbook (for 30 donuts):

- Shiva statue
- Shiva
- Gian screamapillar
- Himeji castle
- Chinese acrobatic theatre
- Chinese junk
- The Happy Sumo
- Golden calf idol
- Kwik-E-Mart central office

4junk3000

This is working out well. I had been stumped on improving my Buddhist temple, but these new features have just given me a new vision!

But i think I've misplaced a Foo dog... (Here, boy!)

heyababy47428

hehe, analyzed...

wadebear

DocBingoBongo wrote: »

Dear all
I hope Wadebear is well and just busy (or fed up).

Wadebear is packing like a mad man because we're moving to Texas next week (from Alabama). I'm at the point of just dumping things in boxes now. Just brought a pickup truck load down from our old house which we've been "remodeling" for 5 years (yeah, right, remodeling) to our closed campground's Lodge where we're living since we closed it - so we could remodel the house...
I'm taking a break to sit and play my games. I'm exhausted and covered in sweat and filth.

DocBingoBongo

wadebear wrote: »

DocBingoBongo wrote: »

Dear all
I hope Wadebear is well and just busy (or fed up).

Wadebear is packing like a mad man because we're moving to Texas next week (from Alabama). I'm at the point of just dumping things in boxes now. Just brought a pickup truck load down from our old house which we've been "remodeling" for 5 years (yeah, right, remodeling) to our closed campground's Lodge where we're living since we closed it - so we could remodel the house...
I'm taking a break to sit and play my games. I'm exhausted and covered in sweat and filth.

Glad you're well! I was a bit worried, I've never seen you silent in a long time!

wadebear

joe444 wrote: »

Five year remodel? That sounds painful. We're remodeling our home in Newport Beach (3 months in, 4-6 more to go) and it's been so stressful. Wood prices and availability of materials right now is terrible. Fun stuff.

The remodel has been taking 5 years because my husband (who built the house) would only work on it about 1 day a month.
He's always had some excuse not to work on it 'today'. And since my carpentry skills rating is in the negatives...

4junk3000

What do you all think of this ancient multi player game? I don't like it. I might just store it, which i really don't like to do. But the warrior people seem too big.

devilhunt1449

4junk3000 wrote: »

What do you all think of this ancient multi player game? I don't like it. I might just store it, which i really don't like to do. But the warrior people seem too big.

Maybe they'll release a patch to reduce the size of the character.

bluntcard

It's always frustrated me how inharmonious the decorations are with each other and the characters. There's no consistency. You can have a hotdog stand that's as tall as a four story building. Or a door that's only has tall as Homer's belt. Sometimes I just throw things into storage because they look so ridiculously out of place.

4junk3000

It wouldn't take much to bring in some consistency of scale. We've seen them scale buildings up and down, after release. I would love to see it, but it's a low priority on the list of things they'll never do but we wish they would cuz why the heck not.

wadebear

So I had to take a break from cleaning because I'm having an asthma attack and the meds for it make me feel like crap... Here's the breakdown of the items I found in the Premium menu and Mystery Box:

First the Premiums that can be found in the Yearbook:

• Chinese Acrobatic Theatre 50/30
• Chinese Junk 75/30
• Dragon Bundle 70/30
• Giant Screamapillar 80/30
• Golden Calf Idol 30/30
• Great Wall Pieces 50/30
• Himeji Castle 140/30
• Kwik-E-Mart Central Office 120/30
• Shiva 75/30
• Shiva Statue 40/30
• The Happy Sumo w/ Akira 100/30

Now the stuff that is NOT in the Yearbook:

• Bob’s Big Buddha 65
• Dr. Bonebreak 75
• Hokora 10
• Japanese Cherry Tree 25
• Japanese Lantern (Small) 10
• Japanese Maple Tree 25
• Mount Fuji 80
• Pagoda 90
• Screamapillar Pond 40
• Shinto Shrine 100
• Three-Eyed Sushi 20
• Tofu Bell 70
• Torii 20

Now for the Mystery Box Contents - Yearbook available stuff first:

• African Tree Resort w/ Kitenge
• Beer ~N~ Brawl w/ Lurleen
• Caesar’s Pow-Wow Casino w/ Tribal Chief
• Curvaceous Cave w/ Boobarella & Cavegirl skin
• Dead Lobster
• Der Krazy **** w/ Becky
• Deuce’s Caboose Chili Dogs
• Duff Brewery w/ Duffman (Don’t Get!!!!)
• Duff Gardens w/ Lizard Queen Lisa
• Duff Party Liner
• Improvised Snare
• La Belle Frottage
• Le Krusty Burger
• League of Extra-Horny Gentlemen
• P e a c o c k Lounge
• Piggly’s Super Smorg w/ Mrs. Bouvier
• Poppa Wheelie’s
• Prepper’s Compound w/ Lloyd
• Snub Club
• Springfield Hunting Supplies w/ Grant Connor
• Stonecutter Table
• Swanky Fish
• The First Class Lounge w/ Wheels McGrath
• The Hungry Hun w/ Uter
• Turkey Stuffer

And finally the Mystery Box contents that are NOT in the Yearbook:

• $ Casino
• Barra
• Bart’s Casino w/ Casino Boss Bart
• Britannia Casino
• Burns’ Casino
• Casino Concierge Kiosk
• CBGB w/ Ned’s Parents
• Cletus’s Dice Den
• Coconut Babaloo
• Darby O’Guzzlin’s
• Draggle Rock w/ Mysterious Waylon
• Gaming Moe’s
• Homer’s House of Cards
• Little Black Box
• Lucky Casino
• Meat Propaganda Billboard
• Moe’s Brewing Co.
• MoHo House w/ Nigel
• Movementarian Compound w/ The Leader
• Nero’s Palace Casino
• One Night Stan’s
• Pirate Ship w/ Sexy Pirate
• Players Club Tower
• Safari Casino
• Slaughterhouse Express
• Slaughterhouse Restaurant
• The Boiled Potato
• The Nag & Weasel w/ Guy Incognito
• The Spotted Cat
• Tree Steakhouse

Now back to cleaning and organizing the crap we dragged in from the moving van so we can get our new furniture delivered... (We only brought a full size bed, a couch, and some folding chairs. We wanted some furniture that someone else hadn't owned first )