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Springfield Enlightened: Buddhism Sans Walkthrough

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Buddhism Sans Pt. 1

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Siddmartha: Mom, he's destroying my philosophy. He's luring away my followers with raucous parties and fatty treats.
Queen Gautama: You may want to reconsider your approach if that's all it takes to lure away followers.
Prince Gautama: Oh, snap. Walked right into that one.
Siddmartha: Mom!
Queen Gautama: What do you want me to do, Siddmartha? I love my children equally.
Siddmartha: You could send him to the tower and still love him equally.
Queen Gautama: True. Guards, escort the prince to the tower so he can think about what he's done.
Prince Gautama: Wait, what? I can think about what I've done just fine from down here!
Siddmartha: Snap back at ya!

Task: Collect Yin-yangs [x125]
Task: Make Prince Gautama Think About What He's Done
Time: 4h
Location: Gautama Palace, Tower of Science, Frink's Lab, Springfield University, University of Heidelberg, Springfield Elementary, Springfield High School, Shelbyville Elementary or Homes
Task: Make Siddmartha Taunt the Prince
Time: 4h
Location: Gautama Palace, Tower of Science, Frink's Lab, Springfield University, University of Heidelberg, Springfield Elementary, Springfield High School, Shelbyville Elementary or Homes
Task: Make Homer Bless Members of Buddhism With Donuts
Time: 4h
Location: Moe's Tavern, Kathmandu U, Springfield University, Community Center, Springfield Multicultural Center, Springfield Elementary, Springfield High School, Shelbyville Elementary or Homes

Prince Gautama: Aw, there's nothing to do in the tower but spit on the peasants.
Skinner: Mother, is it really necessary for you to fix my hair?
Agnes: I've been flattening your cowlick since you were two years old, Seymour! Now hold still or it won't stay down!
Skinner: *splat* Gah! Did someone just spit on my head?!
Prince Gautama: Bullseye!
Agnes: Ah, perfect. Thank you!

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Buddhism Sans Pt. 2

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Siddmartha: I want everyone gathered here to know that Prince Gautama has renounced his actions in creating Buddhism with Donuts. So, feel free to return to the regular Buddhism.
Homer: Sans donuts?
Siddmartha: We'll find other things to replace donuts. Have you tried granola?
Barney: What about beer?
Siddmartha: Unfortunately, no. In addition to no donuts, there's no beer.
Wiggum: And what about donut beer?
Siddmartha: Is that a thing?
Moe: I could probably make that a thing.
Siddmartha: Let's just stick to kombucha. It's healthy and trendy. And kinda close to donut beer.
Moe: Donut beer, eh?

Task: Collect Yin-yangs [x125]
Task: Make Siddmartha Pass Out Kombucha
Time: 4h
Location: Moe's Tavern, Kathmandu U, Springfield University, Community Center, Springfield Multicultural Center, Springfield Elementary, Springfield High School, Shelbyville Elementary or Homes
Task: Make Homer Try Granola
Time: 4h
Location: Moe's Tavern, Kathmandu U, Springfield University, Community Center, Springfield Multicultural Center, Springfield Elementary, Springfield High School, Shelbyville Elementary or Homes
Task: Make Barney Try Kombucha
Time: 4h
Location: Moe's Tavern, Kathmandu U, Springfield University, Community Center, Springfield Multicultural Center, Springfield Elementary, Springfield High School, Shelbyville Elementary or Homes
Task: Make Moe Brew Donut Beer
Time: 4h
Location: Moe's Tavern, Kathmandu U, Springfield University, Community Center, Springfield Multicultural Center, Springfield Elementary, Springfield High School, Shelbyville Elementary or Homes

Barney: *burp* Kombucha's not half bad! Crunchy too!
Siddmartha: You're drinking a jar of pickles.
Moe: Here you go, Barney. Freshly brewed kombucha, just for you.
Barney: Ah, thanks! *belch*
Moe: *whispering* Psst, it's donut beer. Don't tell the Buddha girl.
Siddmartha: If anyone wants to talk about me WITHOUT me hearing it, I'll be at the Bodhi tree.

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Buddhism Sans Pt. 3

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The Dalai Lama: I sense a disturbance in this place. Something to do with…donuts?
Lisa: *gasp* I thought my Dalai Lama tracker app was malfunctioning, but you're actually here!
The Dalai Lama: Ah, you must be Siddmartha.
Lisa: No, actually, this is Siddmartha.
Siddmartha: Hey.
The Dalai Lama: *looks back and forth between them* Really? Uh, okay. Siddmartha, my Lama sense was tingling. It told me you were about to do something regrettable.
Siddmartha: Like handing out knuckle sandwiches?
The Dalai Lama: Yes, like that. You know that Buddhism does not condone violence.
Siddmartha: Well, what about stuffing your face with sugary, deep-fried, fatty donuts? That's all these people seem to do.
The Dalai Lama: Actually, there's no prohibition on sweet treats such as donuts. It's all about balance.
Homer: Woo hoo! Mr. Lama is the best!

Task: Collect Yin-yangs [x100]
Task: Make Lisa Achieve Enlightenment
Time: 4h
Task: Make The Dalai Lama Impart Wisdom
Time: 4h
Location: Kathmandu U, Springfield University, Community Center, Springfield Multicultural Center, Springfield Elementary, Springfield High School, Shelbyville Elementary or Homes
Task: Make Homer Eat a Whole Box of Donuts
Time: 4h
Location: Kathmandu U, Springfield University, Community Center, Springfield Multicultural Center, Springfield Elementary, Springfield High School, Shelbyville Elementary or Homes
Task: Make Siddmartha Contemplate Balance
Time: 4h
Location: Kathmandu U, Springfield University, Community Center, Springfield Multicultural Center, Springfield Elementary, Springfield High School, Shelbyville Elementary or Homes

Siddmartha: So it's not so much about what you eat, rather it's about keeping your chi in balance.
The Dalai Lama: Correct. As with all things, donuts should be enjoyed in moderation.
Homer: Hello, Dalai. Does moderation mean "at every meal"?
The Dalai Lama: No.
Homer: D'oh!

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Buddhism Sans Pt. 4

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The Dalai Lama: Thank you for showing me around this lovely little town.
Siddmartha: My pleasure. I thought we could round out the tour with a donut at Lard Lad.
The Dalai Lama: Excellent idea! I'm famished and I can get a bit grouchy when I'm hungry.
Siddmartha: That's called being hangry.
The Dalai Lama: Oh, that's clever. I'll have to remember to include that in my teachings.

Task: Collect Yin-yangs [x100]
Task: Make The Dalai Lama Have a Donut
Time: 4h
Location: Lard Lads Donuts, Retro Lard Lad, Lard Lad Donut Factory, Devil Donuts Cart, Donut Torture Device, New Lard Lad, Kathmandu U, Springfield University, Community Center, Springfield Multicultural Center, Springfield Elementary, Springfield High School, Shelbyville Elementary or Homes
Task: Make Siddmartha Have a Donut
Time: 4h
Location: Lard Lads Donuts, Retro Lard Lad, Lard Lad Donut Factory, Devil Donuts Cart, Donut Torture Device, New Lard Lad, Kathmandu U, Springfield University, Community Center, Springfield Multicultural Center, Springfield Elementary, Springfield High School, Shelbyville Elementary or Homes
Task: Make Springfielders Take Pictures of The Dalai Lama [x5]
Time: 4h
Location: Gautama Palace, Tower of Science, Frink's Lab, Springfield University, University of Heidelberg, Springfield Elementary, Springfield High School, Shelbyville Elementary or Homes

The Dalai Lama: Wait, people are buying these things by the DOZEN?
Siddmartha: Often multiple dozens. Sometimes by the display case.
The Dalai Lama: They have families that large?
Siddmartha: Eh, no.
The Dalai Lama: But that's an obscene number of donuts!
Siddmartha: Perhaps now you see why I tried to put a stop to it.
The Dalai Lama: And they put donuts in their beer?!
Siddmartha: Remember, balance in all things. Especially our emotions.
The Dalai Lama: *takes a big breath* Yes, right now I am balancing an equal amount of anger and sadness.

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Buddhism Sans Pt. 5

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Siddmartha: I think we could both use a little Zen time, so I've booked us a class making salt mandalas.
The Dalai Lama: Delightful. I need something to concentrate on so I can bring back my inner calm.
Siddmartha: It's good to know that even you can lose your calm every now and then.
The Dalai Lama: I'm enlightened. I'm not a saint.
Siddmartha: Buddhism doesn't have saints!
The Dalai Lama: ...
Siddmartha: Sorry, I'll feel better after the class.

Task: Collect Yin-yangs [x200]
Task: Make The Dalai Lama Make a Salt Mandala
Time: 4h
Location: Jogyesa Temple, Salt Mandala, Springfield Buddhist Temple, Kathmandu U, Community Center, Springfield Multicultural Center, Springfield University and Homes
Task: Make Siddmartha Make a Salt Mandala
Time: 4h
Location: Jogyesa Temple, Salt Mandala, Springfield Buddhist Temple, Kathmandu U, Community Center, Springfield Multicultural Center, Springfield University and Homes
Task: Make Homer Make a Donut-shaped Salt Mandala
Time: 4h
Location: Jogyesa Temple, Salt Mandala, Springfield Buddhist Temple, Kathmandu U, Community Center, Springfield Multicultural Center, Springfield University and Homes

The Dalai Lama: Ah, here we are. Entering the temple, I can feel the calm wash over me.
Siddmartha: Hey, Lenny. Hey, Carl. I guess nobody else showed up for the class, huh? Is it back to just you two attending all the Buddhist events?
Lenny: It's not all bad. We get dibs on the best meditation mats!
Carl: Are you — the Dalai Lama?
The Dalai Lama: Yes. Are you Carl?
Carl: Yes. *faints*
The Dalai Lama: It looks like everything is back in balance.

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Buddha School Dropouts

After completing Girl Enlightened Pt. 5, Om Is Where the Heart Is Pt. 5, Oh Brother, Why Art Thou? Pt. 5 and Buddhism Sans Pt. 5
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Siddmartha: It seems the town has returned to its former ambivalence toward Buddhism.
Lisa: Yes, they've officially dropped the Buddhism from the "Buddhism with Donuts" philosophy.
Siddmartha: But that just leaves "Donuts".
Homer: And that's just the way we like it.

Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
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