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Into the Simpsonsverse: Armpit of the Universe Walkthrough

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edited August 31
Armpit of the Universe Pt. 1

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Evil Godmother Burns: Hmm, it appears you've finally found yourselves a formidable warrior, heroes.
Anime Marge: Get out of my way.
Evil Godmother Burns: You have won the battle, Homers, but I promise you will lose the war! *disappears*
Noir Homer: Looks like this dame joined us in the nick of time.
Anime Marge: Call me dame again. I dare you…
Princess Homer: Never mind him. But we do need your help to stop the godmother. So, will you join us?
Anime Marge: I have no time for such idle matters… I have my own quest to fulfill. I bid you all good fortune on your journeys. *disappears*
Homer: Wow, she kicks butt and plays hard to get. So hot.
Noir Homer: Dangit. The godmother got away again. We have to track her down.
Princess Homer: Um, I think we have bigger problems right now. It looks like the portal has become unstable.
Homer: Gee, I wonder why.
Noir Homer: No need to point fingers.
Homer: I'm only pointing at your fingers because they were the ones on the axe.
Anime Homer: Something come through portal!

Task: Collect Gravitons [x115]
Task: Make Homer Cower Behind Princess Homer
Time: 4h
Location: Cooling Towers, Control Building or Homes
If the user has Noir Homer: Task: Make Noir Homer Draw His Gun
Time: 4h
Location: Cooling Towers, Control Building or Homes
If the user has Princess Homer: Task: Make Princess Homer Draw Her Wand
Time: 4h
Location: Cooling Towers, Control Building or Homes
If the user has Anime Homer: Task: Make Anime Homer Draw Calligraphy
Time: 4h
Location: Cooling Towers, Control Building or Homes

Princess Homer: Is that some type of carriage?
Homer: No, it's even better. It's a battle van! This must be from the apocalypse universe! This portal is the best!
Noir Homer: You mean the portal that's trapped everyone here against their free will?
Homer: The very same.
Noir Homer: Right. Well, in any case, these wheels oughta come in handy. C'mon let's go chase down the godmother.

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Armpit of the Universe Pt. 2

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Princess Homer: Hmm, this battle van handles much better than my pumpkin carriage.
Homer: Probably because it doesn't have shocks made of celery. At least I don't think it does.
Noir Homer: Watch it, toots! There's some goofballs copping a squat in the street!
Princess Homer: Gracious me! They're as pale as leprechuans after Saint Patrick's Day!
Ethereal Beings: Oh, pardon us, earthlings. We were simply having lunch.
Homer: Your lunch is an old banana peel in the middle of the road?
Ethereal Beings: Mmm…the heat of the asphalt gives them the perfect texture.
Noir Homer: Ooookay. So these guys eat garbage? This multi-verse is getting crazier by the second.
Cletus: I agree. You really gots ta deep fry nanner peels ‘fore eatin' ‘em.

Task: Collect Gravitons [x155]
If the user has Ethereal Beings: Task: Make Ethereal Beings Eat Garbage
Time: 4h
Task: Make Homer Ask if They're Blarg Aliens
Time: 4h
Location: Cooling Towers, Control Building or Homes
If the user has Noir Homer: If the user has Noir Homer: Task: Make Noir Homer Be Grossed Out
Time: 4h
Location: Cooling Towers, Control Building or Homes
If the user has Princess Homer: Task: Make Princess Homer Look Away
Time: 4h
Location: Cooling Towers, Control Building or Homes
If the user has Anime Homer: Task: Make Anime Homer Say They Bring Shame to Forefathers
Time: 4h
Location: Cooling Towers, Control Building or Homes

Ethereal Beings: So the dimensional portal has become unstable, you say?
Noir Homer: It seems so. It's spitting out the craziest stuff. No offense.
Ethereal Beings: None taken. You know, a dimensional portal can be re-stabilized with a space-time continuum.
Noir Homer: You mean…THE space-time continuum, don't you?
Noir Homer: Because there's only one, right? About yea big by yea wide, extending in all directions, wanted for questioning in connection with the Big Bang?
Ethereal Beings: Oh, no. There are many space-time continuums. At least one in every dimension. But one thing is consistent…they always reside at the nexus of the universe.
Homer: The nexus of the universe? Where's that?
Ethereal Beings: Always in the same place in every dimension. The NewTube Headquarters.
Anime Homer: Best place for watch anime!
Noir Homer: What's NewTube?
Ethereal Beings: It's a…streaming video web platform.
Noir Homer: Oh, okay.
Noir Homer: And what's streaming? And video? And web platform?
Noir Homer: Eh, who cares. Gimme a whisky.

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Armpit of the Universe Pt. 3

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Princess Homer: But what about the evil godmother? If we waste time stabilizing the portal then we won't have time to stop her from taking over Springfield!
Noir Homer: If we don't stabilize the portal, there may not be a Springfield left to take over.
Homer: Guys, I have an idea. We hit two birds with one stone.
Noir Homer: I like the sound of that. What did you have in mind?
Homer: We throw the stone just right so it ricochets off one bird and hits another one.
Anime Homer: Evil birds! Good plan.
Noir Homer: Your plan is to kill two actual birds?
Homer: That's how people always get out of this sort of mess.

Task: Collect Gravitons [x155]
Task: Make Homer Throw Stones
Time: 4h
Location: Cooling Towers, Control Building or Homes
If the user has Princess Homer: Task: Make Princess Homer Try to Save the Birds
Time: 4h
Location: Cooling Towers, Control Building or Homes
If the user has Anime Homer: Task: Make Anime Homer Search for Evil Birds
Time: 4h
Location: Cooling Towers, Control Building or Homes
If the user has Noir Homer: Task: Make Noir Homer Sigh
Time: 4h
Location: Cooling Towers, Control Building or Homes

Noir Homer: Alright, here's the actual plan…
Noir Homer: We use the battle van to mow our way through the city, ignoring all traffic lights and stop signs, to make it to the NewTube building in record time.
Anime Homer: Kill so many evil bird!
Noir Homer: We steal the space-time continuum, stabilize the portal, and then—
Princess Homer: Then we sing a beautiful song about friendship and victory!
Noir Homer: Uh, no. We still have to take care of the evil godmother.
Homer: Is she a bird?
Noir Homer: That's not gonna work again. Actually, it didn't work the first time either.
Homer: Agree to disagree.
Noir Homer: Everybody just get in the van!

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Armpit of the Universe Pt. 4

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Noir Homer: Alright, we're here. Everybody ready?
Anime Homer: Ready!
Princess Homer: Ready!
Homer: Ready!
Noir Homer: Homer, where did you get a motorcycle helmet?
Homer: Nabbed it off one of the guys we ran over on the way here.
Noir Homer: Fair enough. *kicks in door*
Evil Godmother Burns: *gasp*
Anime Homer: *gasp* Second bird!
Evil Godmother Burns: Blast it all. How did you know I'd be here?
Noir Homer: We didn't. But we should have suspected. Of course you'd want the space-time continuum for yourself so you could stabilize the portal and bring your army through.
Evil Godmother Burns: What are you talking about? I'm here sending videos to NewTube headquarters in other dimensions to recruit my evil doppelgangers from the multi-verse.
Noir Homer: Oh… OH…
Homer: *whispers* Phew, that was a close one, guys. I totally thought she'd figured out our plan to stabilize the portal with the space-time continuum.
Noir Homer: ...
Evil Godmother Burns: ...
Noir Homer: Quick! Get the space-time continuum before she does!

Task: Collect Gravitons [x115]
Task: Make Homer Trip Over Noir Homer
Time: 4h
Location: Cooling Towers, Control Building or Homes
If the user has Noir Homer: Task: Make Noir Homer Trip Over Princess Homer
Time: 4h
Location: Cooling Towers, Control Building or Homes
If the user has Princess Homer: Task: Make Princess Homer Trip Over Anime Homer
Time: 4h
Location: Cooling Towers, Control Building or Homes
If the user has Anime Homer: Task: Make Anime Homer Stop and Eat a Sandwich
Time: 4h
Location: Cooling Towers, Control Building or Homes
Task: Make Evil Godmother Burns Acquire the Continuum
Time: 4h
Location: Cooling Towers, Control Building or Homes
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Armpit of the Universe Pt. 5

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Evil Godmother Burns: Haha! You oafs are no match for me. Any last words before I stabilize the portal and bring my army through?
Princess Homer: I do wish you'd reconsider, Evil Godmother! Destroying the multi-verse is very not nice!
Homer: Kinda lame last words.
Noir Homer: Guys, this is our final chance. Anyone have any last-minute ideas?
Homer: Well, I was thinking—
Noir Homer: Ideas that don't involve birds.
Homer: No.
Anime Homer: We are to do what being born was for to us!
Noir Homer: Come again?
Princess Homer: I think he means "we have to do what we were born to do".
Homer: Oh… Like each one of us do the thing that we've been building up to the entire event so we can complete our character arcs and have a satisfying culmination?

Task: Collect Gravitons [x200]
If the user has Princess Homer: Task: Make Princess Homer Sing a Song
Time: 4h
Location: Cooling Towers, Control Building or Homes
If the user has Anime Homer: Task: Make Anime Homer Confuse Everyone With Poor Translations
Time: 4h
Location: Cooling Towers, Control Building or Homes
If the user has Noir Homer: Task: Make Noir Homer Shoot the Continuum
Time: 4h
Location: Cooling Towers, Control Building or Homes
Task: Make Homer Look for Something to Competitively Eat
Time: 4h
Location: Cooling Towers, Control Building or Homes

Evil Godmother Burns: Wow, all that struggle and no one actually tried to stop me. You all really do make awful heroes.
Evil Godmother Burns: Ah hah, and here's the power button! Now, time to transfer the continuum's power to the portal and keep this turned on forever! *presses button*
Evil Godmother Burns: What the? Why is the portal powering down?
Noir Homer: Hah! Wouldja look at that?! The one time you actually try to give this thing more juice and it up and breaks down. That's American craftsmanship for ya.
Princess Homer: Wait, you mean we're all stuck here now?
Anime Homer: What about townhome?
Homer: What about Lard Lad Donuts?!
Noir Homer: Homer, we're still in your universe.
Homer: Oh, thank goodness.
Noir Homer: I'm afraid it looks like your version of Springfield is now our home, and it's the worst Springfield in all of the multi-verses!
Noir Homer: But at least we stopped anyone else from getting sucked into this travesty of a town.
Princess Homer: Do any of me care that the evil godmother is getting away?
Noir Homer: Eh, the portal is finally out of commission, she can't do much harm now. Save it for the sequel.

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Not Half Bad

After completing From the Red to the Black (and White) Pt. 5, The Royal Maltreatment Pt. 5, A Four-Course of Action Pt. 5, Armpit of the Universe Pt. 5

Wiggum: Hmm, so this lady tried to take over the universe you say?
Lisa: The entire multi-verse!
Wiggum: Oh, wow. Is — is that bigger?
Lisa: Uh….maybe? I mean, they're both infinite, but I think one is more infinite?
Evil Godmother Burns: And I would've gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for you meddling adults.
Lisa: If by "adults" you mean the four versions of my dad, then you're using that word a bit loosely. I'm pretty sure they DID let you get away with it. But not me.
Evil Godmother Burns: In my defense, while I was at the NewTube headquarters, I had some time to look up the history of this universe and…I'm WAY less evil than most of the people here.
Wiggum: Pretty sound argument. I think we're done here.
Lisa: We are not! Cuff her, Chief.
Wiggum: Yes, ma'am!

Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
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