Celebrating my 500th post

heshmonstre

I know that this is a little ahead of time, but I would like to celebrate my upcoming 500th post. I figure by the time I reply to all the people who want to congratulate me on all my wonderful achievements, my sarcastic wit, often passive aggressive attitude, my ability to take the high road and distaste for rubbing it in, as well as my recent position as assistant toadie to Josh, I should at least have 600 posts.

If on the other hand (for some reason or other) this thread gets deleted, this may just be the happiest moment of my forum life and the best 500th post present ever. I may just tear up out of joy