Best Simpsons QUOTES...
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Homer: Weaseling out of things is important to learn. Its what separates us from the animals except the weasel.
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Homer after accepting Flanders' party invitation "jokes on him, I'll be dead by then"
Homer to Bart about cash "Bart, with $10,000 wed be millionaires. We could buy all kinds of useful things like love"
Ralph to Lisa and Chalmers "hi Lisa, Hi super Nintendo Chalmers" (this one still makes me laugh)
Homer "I hope I didn't brain my damage"
Homer to Bart about women "Son, a woman is a lot like a refrigerator. They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds.(lol!!) They make ice, and ummm. Actually, a woman is more like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one, you wanna drink another woman!"
Homer to Marge "Books are useless! I only ever read one book, To Kill A Mockingbird, and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin but what good does that do me?"
Homer "You dont like your job, you dont strike. You go in every day and do it really ****. Thats the American way.
Homer to alien (who is actually mr burns) ,Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them!"
Homer to himself in front of computer "to start press any key. Where's the any key?"
All classics. Ever notice how all these come from the earlier episodes?"
there's SO many good quotes. God I love the Simpsons. Good memories.
Bart: but that's what we learned about, I can't say what we learned about Hell, unless we say "Hell" can I?
Homer: he has a point.
Bart: Hell yes!
Bart: (singing) Hell, Hell, Hell, Hell, Hell.
Marge: Bart, you are no longer in Sunday School, DON'T SWEAR!!!
Mr. Burns: "Have the Rolling Stones killed."
Smithers: "That's not the Rolling Stones-"
Mr. Burns: "Do as I say!"
hahaha deff my favorite quote too
Pretty sure the first quote is given by Nelson in "Bart the General" (Season 1, Episode 5).
Rex Banner: Are you the Beer Baron?
Ned Flanders: Well, if you're talking about root beer, I plead guilt-diddily-ildly as char-didily-arged.
Rex Banner: He's not the Baron, but he sounds drunk. Take him in.
[Lou and Eddie arrest Ned]
I can't remember it properly but it goes like this
Homer : I'm looking for mail for mr burns
Mail guy: what is your first name
Homer: I don't know
Lisa: Bart, just get out of here.
Bart Simpson: Hey, you get out out. It's a free country.
Lisa: That doesn't make any sense.
Bart Simpson: I know you are, but what am I?
Lisa: Get out, get out!
Bart Simpson: All right. But on my way, I'm going to be doing this...
[windmills his arms]
Bart Simpson: If you get hit, it's your own fault.
Lisa: Okay, then I'm going to start kicking air, like this...
[kicks up her foot]
Lisa: And if any part of you should fill that air...
[kicks up her other foot]
Lisa: It's *your* own fault.
[They shut their eyes and move toward each other, grunting as they flail or kick. Cut to downstairs in the kitchen, where Marge and Homer are. Their grunts soon turn to yells of pain, and sounds of fighting]
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Bart: either that or Batman is really letting himself go.
Homer: There's an Air in Space museum!