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Homer: Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals…except the weasel.
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  • Bhawks2012
    216 posts
    edited November 2012
    Homer on the phone "you'll have to speak up I'm wearing a towel"

    Homer after accepting Flanders' party invitation "jokes on him, I'll be dead by then"

    Homer to Bart about cash "Bart, with $10,000 we’d be millionaires. We could buy all kinds of useful things like love"

    Ralph to Lisa and Chalmers "hi Lisa, Hi super Nintendo Chalmers" (this one still makes me laugh)

    Homer "I hope I didn't brain my damage"

    Homer to Bart about women "Son, a woman is a lot like a refrigerator. They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds.(lol!!) They make ice, and ummm. Actually, a woman is more like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one, you wanna drink another woman!"

    Homer to Marge "Books are useless! I only ever read one book, “To Kill A Mockingbird,” and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin but what good does that do me?"

    Homer "You don’t like your job, you don’t strike. You go in every day and do it really ****. That’s the American way.

    Homer to alien (who is actually mr burns) ,Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them!"

    Homer to himself in front of computer "to start press any key. Where's the any key?"


    All classics. Ever notice how all these come from the earlier episodes?"
    there's SO many good quotes. God I love the Simpsons. Good memories.
  • adruralo
    3291 posts Member
    edited November 2012
    Marge; so what did you children learn in Sunday School today?
    Bart: Hell.
    Homer: BART!!
    Bart: but that's what we learned about, I can't say what we learned about Hell, unless we say "Hell" can I?
    Homer: he has a point.
    Bart: Hell yes!
    Marge: BART!!!
    Bart: (singing) Hell, Hell, Hell, Hell, Hell.
    Marge: Bart, you are no longer in Sunday School, DON'T SWEAR!!!
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  • Martymasterid
    30 posts
    edited November 2012
    Jimbo: "You made me bleed my own blood." Yes, this is an old Simpsons quote; it came way before Ben Stiller in whatever movie he said this in.

    Mr. Burns: "Have the Rolling Stones killed."
    Smithers: "That's not the Rolling Stones-"
    Mr. Burns: "Do as I say!"


  • QCOuTLaWz
    596 posts
    edited November 2012
    Bhawks2012 wrote:

    Ralph to Lisa and Chalmers "hi Lisa, Hi super Nintendo Chalmers" (this one still makes me laugh)

    hahaha deff my favorite quote too
  • KrustyBrand
    15340 posts Member
    edited November 2012
    Jimbo: "You made me bleed my own blood." Yes, this is an old Simpsons quote; it came way before Ben Stiller in whatever movie he said this in.

    Mr. Burns: "Have the Rolling Stones killed."
    Smithers: "That's not the Rolling Stones-"
    Mr. Burns: "Do as I say!"

    Pretty sure the first quote is given by Nelson in "Bart the General" (Season 1, Episode 5).
  • nettangel
    1589 posts Member
    edited November 2012

    Rex Banner: Are you the Beer Baron?
    Ned Flanders: Well, if you're talking about root beer, I plead guilt-diddily-ildly as char-didily-arged.
    Rex Banner: He's not the Baron, but he sounds drunk. Take him in.
    [Lou and Eddie arrest Ned]

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  • nitrozrh
    60 posts
    edited November 2012
    My one is
    I can't remember it properly but it goes like this
    Homer : I'm looking for mail for mr burns
    Mail guy: what is your first name
    Homer: I don't know
  • nettangel
    1589 posts Member
    edited November 2012
    Only because if reminds me of my brother! :roll:

    Lisa: Bart, just get out of here.
    Bart Simpson: Hey, you get out out. It's a free country.
    Lisa: That doesn't make any sense.
    Bart Simpson: I know you are, but what am I?
    Lisa: Get out, get out!
    Bart Simpson: All right. But on my way, I'm going to be doing this...
    [windmills his arms]
    Bart Simpson: If you get hit, it's your own fault.
    Lisa: Okay, then I'm going to start kicking air, like this...
    [kicks up her foot]
    Lisa: And if any part of you should fill that air...
    [kicks up her other foot]
    Lisa: It's *your* own fault.
    [They shut their eyes and move toward each other, grunting as they flail or kick. Cut to downstairs in the kitchen, where Marge and Homer are. Their grunts soon turn to yells of pain, and sounds of fighting]

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  • DohMoe
    506 posts
    edited November 2012
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    My life in deep detail.
  • mike_bornste
    941 posts
    edited November 2012
    Lisa: is that dad?
    Bart: either that or Batman is really letting himself go.
  • annalou131
    19 posts
    edited November 2012
    Warden: Ain't no air in space
    Homer: There's an Air in Space museum!
  • battyguy
    1123 posts Member
    edited December 2012
    Ralph... " dear miss hoover...you have lyme disease..Kevin's biting me. Come back soon. Love Ralph"

    :lol::D :P
    Is there anyone out there?
  • rs876
    874 posts
    edited December 2012
    Don't have a cow man. Update is tomorrow.
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