Wheel Disappointment Haiku

indieauthorALH

It's a stupid wheel
5 times today I got this
I want that building......

bahepton

I cleared weeks ago,
I found it very easy,
Sorry you didn't...

MaxxSpider

The wheel is the best
Forty five spins to clear it
Not one donut used

Nipponnay703

Be patient my friends
Krusty's wheel is a gamble
It's meant to be fun

biebel

The Helter Shelter
I landed on it today
What I got: 1K

beeson1987

Nipponnay703 wrote:

Be patient my friends
Krusty's wheel is a gamble
It's meant to be fun

Sorry but that's 8 syllables so doesn't count lol

Nipponnay703

beeson1987 wrote:

Nipponnay703 wrote:

Be patient my friends
Krusty's wheel is a gamble
It's meant to be fun

Sorry but that's 8 syllables so doesn't count lol

Aaahh, is it? What have I missed?

Edit: This sort of thing will annoy me now, haha, so point me in the right direction please. I've even run it through some syllable counters online and they tell me its 5,7,5!! :?

Mopurglar

biebel wrote:

The Helter Shelter
I landed on it today
What I got: 1K

stevieort

I am so distraught
Ninety-six spins and counting
I want my Claus Co!

mattmcshane

Spin the wheel, spin!
Will I get it done in time?
Clauss co evades me

mattmcshane

Nipponnay703 wrote:

beeson1987 wrote:

Nipponnay703 wrote:

Be patient my friends
Krusty's wheel is a gamble
It's meant to be fun

Sorry but that's 8 syllables so doesn't count lol

Aaahh, is it? What have I missed?

Edit: This sort of thing will annoy me now, haha, so point me in the right direction please. I've even run it through some syllable counters online and they tell me its 5,7,5!! :?

krus
Tys
Whe
El
Is
A
Gam
Ble

TT_Degnan

The wheel is rigged, yes
But I won't complain, yet
Cos still 6 days left





'Rigged', ummmmmm one syllable or two? :oops:

LanceUppercut808

mattmcshane wrote:

Nipponnay703 wrote:

beeson1987 wrote:

Nipponnay703 wrote:

Be patient my friends
Krusty's wheel is a gamble
It's meant to be fun

Sorry but that's 8 syllables so doesn't count lol

Aaahh, is it? What have I missed?

Edit: This sort of thing will annoy me now, haha, so point me in the right direction please. I've even run it through some syllable counters online and they tell me its 5,7,5!! :?

krus
Tys
Whe
El
Is
A
Gam
Ble

i don't think wheel has two syllables...plus, a bunch of people used that word in their haikus, if that was the case, all those would be wrong too.

mattmcshane

It's two

Wi ~ l

Most of the ones posted are wrong to be honest

Nipponnay703

LanceUppercut808 wrote:

mattmcshane wrote:

Nipponnay703 wrote:

beeson1987 wrote:

Nipponnay703 wrote:

Be patient my friends
Krusty's wheel is a gamble
It's meant to be fun

Sorry but that's 8 syllables so doesn't count lol

Aaahh, is it? What have I missed?

Edit: This sort of thing will annoy me now, haha, so point me in the right direction please. I've even run it through some syllable counters online and they tell me its 5,7,5!! :?

krus
Tys
Whe
El
Is
A
Gam
Ble

i don't think wheel has two syllables...plus, a bunch of people used that word in their haikus, if that was the case, all those would be wrong too.

Thanks Lance

Yeah, the syllable counters I looked at told me wheel was one.

bahepton

Wheel is one syllable. Unless you speak is some broken English accent, I'm quite unsure how it could possibly be two.

crosby357

Wheel's a tossup
Now, what will I get today?
Oh. One-thousand cash.

neuroheart

In-game references
to all the complaining here
So let's all complain

LanceUppercut808

mattmcshane wrote:

It's two

Wi ~ l

Most of the ones posted are wrong to be honest

Google disagrees with you.

I'm not an expert though. I'm sure it also may be different depending what part of the world you might be living in.

Me fail English? That's unpossible!

neuroheart

mattmcshane wrote:

It's two

Wi ~ l

http://www.howmanysyllables.com/words/wheel

CookieKwan1

bahepton wrote:

Wheel is one syllable. Unless you speak is some broken English accent, I'm quite unsure how it could possibly be two.

Haha. +1