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The beginning of the ratman and a few questions

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  • adidas4fun68
    939 posts Member
    edited March 2014
    [scratching* "To the Batmobile - let's go!"]
    "Atomic batteries to power, turbines to speed"
    "Roger, ready to move out"

    [during Chorus - theme song of repeats the "Batman!" music + vocals]

    [Chorus: Lady of Rage & RBX]
    No one, can save the day like Ratman
    Josh, will make you sway like that and
    Beat for beat, rhyme for rhyme
    Deep in Springfield, tappin time
    No one, can save the day like Ratman

    [RBX]
    Commissioner X here!
    Ratman & Josh, we have a bit of a problem
    There's trouble brewing on the forum
    You MUST act fast!

    [Lady of Rage + (Snoop)]
    Holy mackeral Ratman! I think these clowns need to back down
    Let's be the Gap Band and drop the bomb on 'em and make 'em * man
    (When you say * man, like the brother called brother) Uh-huh
    (When it's on, it's cold, so bring the coroner cover)
    We can take it to the Forum, live with Tigger
    Go get The moderator, to watch me play that * like a fiddler
    on a hot tin roof, I got them watchin who?
    She who spits it like she was sippin rot-ten brew, ooh
    (We Marvel at you Comics, you ain't no Superhero)
    You just a stupid zero, you ain't hard like DeNiro

    [Snoop Dogg + (Rage)]
    Surprise! The Dynamic Duo
    Ratman & Josh, gats set for squabbin (*!)
    Splat! Hit 'em like forty-five shells (*!)
    Plat! Means more than one million sales
    That's nuff shot to lick, you get done up
    Plus we got the Bat gats, so why would you run up?

    "Ratman! Ratman! Ratman."
    [scratched: "And you're about to find out"]

    [Chorus]

    "Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da--da-da-dah - RATMAN!!
  • soprano_1980
    155 posts Member
    edited March 2014
    Ratman is AMAZING!!! The hilarious third person is a love or hate thing I'll admit but I LOVE it! Besides surely moaning about everything isn't any fun... To anyone? I love Ratman
  • Bravewall
    4244 posts Member
    edited March 2014
    [scratching* "To the Batmobile - let's go!"]
    "Atomic batteries to power, turbines to speed"
    "Roger, ready to move out"

    [during Chorus - theme song of repeats the "Batman!" music + vocals]

    [Chorus: Lady of Rage & RBX]
    No one, can save the day like Ratman
    Josh, will make you sway like that and
    Beat for beat, rhyme for rhyme
    Deep in Springfield, tappin time
    No one, can save the day like Ratman

    [RBX]
    Commissioner X here!
    Ratman & Josh, we have a bit of a problem
    There's trouble brewing on the forum
    You MUST act fast!

    [Lady of Rage + (Snoop)]
    Holy mackeral Ratman! I think these clowns need to back down
    Let's be the Gap Band and drop the bomb on 'em and make 'em * man
    (When you say * man, like the brother called brother) Uh-huh
    (When it's on, it's cold, so bring the coroner cover)
    We can take it to the Forum, live with Tigger
    Go get The moderator, to watch me play that * like a fiddler
    on a hot tin roof, I got them watchin who?
    She who spits it like she was sippin rot-ten brew, ooh
    (We Marvel at you Comics, you ain't no Superhero)
    You just a stupid zero, you ain't hard like DeNiro

    [Snoop Dogg + (Rage)]
    Surprise! The Dynamic Duo
    Ratman & Josh, gats set for squabbin (*!)
    Splat! Hit 'em like forty-five shells (*!)
    Plat! Means more than one million sales
    That's nuff shot to lick, you get done up
    Plus we got the Bat gats, so why would you run up?

    "Ratman! Ratman! Ratman."
    [scratched: "And you're about to find out"]

    [Chorus]

    "Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da--da-da-dah - RATMAN!!
    smelly.gif
  • ljwaug23
    128 posts
    edited March 2014
    [scratching* "To the Batmobile - let's go!"]
    "Atomic batteries to power, turbines to speed"
    "Roger, ready to move out"

    [during Chorus - theme song of repeats the "Batman!" music + vocals]

    [Chorus: Lady of Rage & RBX]
    No one, can save the day like Ratman
    Josh, will make you sway like that and
    Beat for beat, rhyme for rhyme
    Deep in Springfield, tappin time
    No one, can save the day like Ratman

    [RBX]
    Commissioner X here!
    Ratman & Josh, we have a bit of a problem
    There's trouble brewing on the forum
    You MUST act fast!

    [Lady of Rage + (Snoop)]
    Holy mackeral Ratman! I think these clowns need to back down
    Let's be the Gap Band and drop the bomb on 'em and make 'em * man
    (When you say * man, like the brother called brother) Uh-huh
    (When it's on, it's cold, so bring the coroner cover)
    We can take it to the Forum, live with Tigger
    Go get The moderator, to watch me play that * like a fiddler
    on a hot tin roof, I got them watchin who?
    She who spits it like she was sippin rot-ten brew, ooh
    (We Marvel at you Comics, you ain't no Superhero)
    You just a stupid zero, you ain't hard like DeNiro

    [Snoop Dogg + (Rage)]
    Surprise! The Dynamic Duo
    Ratman & Josh, gats set for squabbin (*!)
    Splat! Hit 'em like forty-five shells (*!)
    Plat! Means more than one million sales
    That's nuff shot to lick, you get done up
    Plus we got the Bat gats, so why would you run up?

    "Ratman! Ratman! Ratman."
    [scratched: "And you're about to find out"]

    [Chorus]

    "Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da--da-da-dah - RATMAN!!

    A+ for effort
  • WolfyDiesel
    134 posts
    edited March 2014
    Ratman Begins
  • Itchem-Scratchem
    1338 posts
    edited March 2014
    Ratman Begins
    Ratman and Robin
  • Itchem-Scratchem
    1338 posts
    edited March 2014
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  • irishladsoca
    398 posts Member
    edited March 2014
    In case you hadn't noticed ratman your topic was highjacked by the king himself, josh. although i found this thread to be extremely refreshing and amusing. Thank you for that.
    this went further than I expected
    I knew it. Thanks for a good laugh
  • obake-odori
    650 posts Member
    edited March 2014
    Twelve pages for a newbie player. Impressive Ratman, I salute you!
  • barryriddl474
    4860 posts Member
    edited March 2014
    My pet hamster is carrying Ratman's love child.
  • brockrui
    60 posts Member
    edited March 2014
    This forum has officially jumped the shark
  • jade9207
    26 posts
    edited March 2014
    Ratman5674 wrote:
    Ratman has more friends on the forum than Bartman already. Ratman has been a member for around 30 minutes

    Hahahahaha


    Thought this was hilarious!!!
  • drumnman
    1475 posts Member
    edited March 2014
    Watching the trolls go at each other is like Duel of the Fates up in here.

    lightsabers.jpg
  • Ratman5674
    888 posts
    edited March 2014
    Ratman is not a troll he plays the game and wanted to ask some questions
  • drosax1
    4860 posts New member
    edited March 2014
    drumnman wrote:
    Watching the trolls go at each other is like Duel of the Fates up in here.

    lightsabers.jpg

    I thought of this while reading which side do we choose
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  • wthozzy1
    68 posts Member
    edited March 2014
    this make for great reading ,cant wait for day 2 the next chapter
  • bakeemawytoy
    78 posts Member
    edited March 2014
    The Josh-Ratman interaction is beyond hilarious, but the Josh-moderator interaction is funnier.
  • Pinkspaceangel
    343 posts Member
    edited March 2014
    The Josh-Ratman interaction is beyond hilarious, but the Josh-moderator interaction is funnier.

    Totally agreed ! That thread was funnier than anything else since a long time :lol:

    Is the king of troll loosing his crown ? :mrgreen:
  • annettemarc
    7747 posts Member
    edited March 2014
    Ratman Begins
    Ratman and Robin

    (Wouldn't it be Ratman and Bobbin?)
    USA/UK Race To Throw Country Into Utter Chaos = TOO CLOSE TO CALL
  • mwdalton
    11557 posts Member
    edited March 2014
    Ratman Begins
    Ratman and Robin

    (Wouldn't it be Ratman and Bobbins?)

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