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  • IckabodSchrek
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    edited September 2016
    The One Word Story

    In fan view cheese heads plasma hippo the dog ate pies with gravy. All the cats chase rabbits hopping down stairs and tripped over my sister's doll house. It exploded loudly, and the doll jumped up on to the pug, however, it sat down and stuck it's humongous tongue onto something big then spat sticky mucus into someone's hair, and then it flew over building which dropped poop everywhere until fairies dusted pharmaceuticals over the townsfolk which made all of the townsfolk turn into big sparkling cockroaches covered with diamonds and horchata flavored testicules that grew constantly smaller and flavorless which created an insurmountable obstacle that depressed the citizens of white city until smurfs sprayed paint on every mountain.

    Then some hairy trolls ran amok. All the pangolins ate cicadas with mustard cupcakes, defeating the purpose of existence and rendering the townsfolk incapable of hope for tacos made from delicious moon cheese topped eggs with slices of cherry on fluffy wisps of marshmallow. However, they farted balloons at each other's heads, which made their ears flap furiously and their pet axolotis crawl quickly inside a convenient hidden burrow.

    Meanwhile, all of the flatulence created heavy noxious odors which caused the sky to burst explosively and spewed out chocolate bunnies and milk triangles until sugar crystallized. Now there are tacos dripping with spicy DNA laced heavily with armadillos sporting green ponchos underneath colorless sombreros which, why? Because cheese melting slowly dripped off his testicules upon supercalifragilisticexpialidocious ecstasy unyielding jelly donuts.

    Suddenly the Townsfolk started running towards unusual looking Doohickeys that glistened brightly ablaze due to implications caused when several **** microwaved some eggs and bacon flavored condoms, and condoms are now condoms forevermore condoms, assuming nothing else that happens continues to matter.

    Meanwhile, Satan danced while flames and fiddles Rumba'd for monetary gains. All taxes payable for souls of greedy evangelical politicians passing evil judgements upon the Townsfolk because many of the recent anomalies befuddled the Pimps and **** so dogs sacrificed their masters faces because they wanted them to wear masks for reasons beyond comprehension.

    After awhile, the masks became broken and suddenly disintegrated explosively, leaving excrement on every dogs dream. Two Llamas levitated amongst the shrubbery which was glowing brightly. Guarding the shrubbery from horseless Headsmen were gigantic disproportionate robotic lobsters. Easily for all of the Townsfolk to poach baby bearded dragons for diner. The cook sliced vegetables and started looking for tomatillos and said, "EUREKA! I've seen a righteous raccoon hat with a striped tail!" Suddenly Miley flew into the pit underneath the shrubbery orchestra which was grinding tumultuously against its foliage because the violinists had started, "Lost in the Forest of Tacos".

    Unbeknownst to the Mexicans harvesting endives, a megalodon swam within vast oceans of slime. Stardust fell from the Heavens softly onto the swaying Mexicans, restoring their work force with wonderful feelings of greed that drove them to peel every face around. But radioactive iguanas attacked the bloodthirsty clowns who hated Mariachi because they all waltzed and laughed deeply at the strangely clothed marauder. As a tall marauder danced the Tango and stripped skin coloured pieces of spandex from hairy eggs, otherwise some random gremlin trapped himself unexpectedly in. After all insects are quite irrational and easily molested. In Rome there goats, in dresses there since the beginning of time.

    Once that Yukon was frozen alive, the ice melted giving lots of clean water which poured constantly through the cracks, and then fire erupted spontaneously around us. Luckily, just in time, firefighters leapt to assist. Unfortunately, some decided that running is preferable. Ironically, they abandoned the idea and jumped into the bikinis and shivered quietly. Then they shimmied singing 'Hallelujah" and then they did knit a weeniewarmer for those cold nights, also there was a sponge hiding butterflies in mayonnaise and tiny jars of rancid, decaying blobfishes. The probing cactus caused horrific fissures within his bowels and liquids bubbled and leaked from his cornea. Some seeped onto Stalin's enormous trouser press.

    Suddenly, the cathedral exploded throwing fe ces everywhere! Bacon and monks ran down the walls flooding your enormous bathroom adorned the pillar. This madness escalated senselessly for weeks until the elders cut off communication and dug their catacombs diligently. They overlooked important structural waterproofing defects and remodeled the entire substructure, justifying the intentions of the aquatic mammals.

    Two days ago blobfish sung Brexit dirges over racism and puppies. They eventually decided that they needed bins for trash to put out of their compounds, all because Wednesday is bin day! Tuesday's are not the real bin day! It should never be Wednesday that was blamed on killing Smurfs. It truly should alienate everyone from ungracious blue troublemakers whom nobody likes due to their bin day break dancing routines which really were unnecessary. John Doe went mental, he ugh, graaahh... celebrity clowns, because who wants crazy people dressed up like clowns parading around their homes singing 70's hits and 90's one hit wonders offkey? The earsplitting deafening cacophony could rupture my spleen. There certainly are better forms of self expression to elevate pentup homicidal feelings!

    Eventually every bin was emptied except Stalin's because of his enormous trouser press because the truck couldn't lift all of his boxes of starch. So Stalin decided to wear wrinkled trousers until reinforced trash became available. Some types of trousers made Stalin break out on his lower region which swelled, reddened, and itched and burned like hellfire. Fire-ants biting at naughty bits can not be worse than what Stalin was feeling while riding on a horse shaped bike simultaneously fighting ninjas from Hades.

    Eureka! Stalin surfed Trouser Forums searching for just the right pair of silky pantaloons. They made the women go wild with anticipation of amazing cinnamon buns topped with thick manure sauce. Splendiferous occupants dying of roll poisoning, which is contagious if uncontrolled.

    Pleasure robots can really adapt to donut games. Helicopter spins around haphazardly until Sunday noon ish, which is conveniently disturbing.

    Meanwhile, Stalin's trousers became wrinkled, damp, unkempt, almost threadbare and painful to numerous, doh! Homer suffocated on multiple bananas coated in chipotle flavored bacon wrapped 3foot adorable little pygmies from outer space. Intergalactic tacos with trousers that are powerful and poop-proof and smell proof, so let those bodily fluids roll beautifully down your face and then sting until Stalin discovers his collection of enormous trouser cuffs have gotten pressed vigorously by hobos armed with teleporting octopuses that cried, "Diamonds and Tacos!" Whatever they whispered amongst trousers or shorts soaked in salsa, then stewed in bouillabaisse scented meat masks resembling mutated blobfish with fragrances drifting seductively into underground labyrinths disguised as secret trousers.

    Meanwhile, across the seas, capitalist pig warmongers insulted Stalin's saggy pockets containing nuclear tampons that can explode. So never forget to use them delicately whenever needed, or used carelessly could result in devastating explosions which burn off limbs quickly!

    Mother watched hesitantly as Joo-liet pooped magic tacos sprinkled with trout grilled glitter and much Carmel but without conviction. Sometimes mistakes are mistaken for mistakes mistakenly. Whenever someone mistakenly mistakes their trout for blobfish and calamari marinated in poop is seriously misunderstood food.

    Upon Stalin's triumphant return, Trump wept blood openly upon the trousers made by Hillory Duff elves and several spiders with powers like invisibility, invulnerability, and comment worthy only available to select pro EA users who grill trout without zero conviction and just that help know?

    Stalin never grilled trout because they taste trouty and sickening like flamb? d trousers. Occasionally he tried pressing his mustache with dachshunds. However, they barked, so he used poodles, which made pressing sounds as they tricked mustached pistachio flavored ****. The feeling tripled so they all decided to watch Stalin press his creased mustache into a triangular bin reminiscent of a forgotten Tuesday Beerday! Hurray!

    Empty your lederhosen into piles and then chaos erupts as nude jockeys caring saddles leap clumsily upon dolphins carrying tridents and doublemints toward the worlds largest disaster. Somehow it seemed like jockeys could make rapidly propelled torpedos explode before our eyes. Suddenly, geese erupted from horses, they flapped furiously, upsetting Stalin and making him squeal with intense emotion like a moose with Uzi's firing from some unknown locations long ago.

    "Hey!" said the cat to the freakishly humongous radioactive mushroom flavored trolls, who should not criticize narwhals because they could explode, upsetting Stalin and causing hallucinations of enormous encrusted bogeys disguised like clowns who grill with abandon causing mayhem.

    Then they stirred sauce vigorously. It sloshed around hypnotically like ships on water. Recently, the planet started deporting anyone who invented greatness and teleporting donuts to Mars.

    "Why?!" Screamed Joo-liet while spilling her fermented eggs everywhere.

    Meanwhile, spiders infected his life, therefore Mary fled hastily to Cambodia where many cops' cars surrounded shepherds pie. "Vomit Brie is delicious!" exclaimed BukkajkeSamu as several mermaids wearing seaweed bras sang horribly among thousands of shapeshifting koalas pillaging donuts like Homer.

    Lawrence returned with tacos covered in that special sauce made with trouser presses and enormous trouts grilled with conviction by Mr.Windermere, who usually prefers baked ritual sacrifices. Nevertheless, he delicately grilled Lawrence in buttery feathers just like he fantasizes about, while Juliet was pooping explosively again, some unfortunate soul was green with envy.

    BANG! "Ow!" My eyeball was dribbling mucus!

    Tacos consist mostly of ground donkey which has enormous flies pulverized, which doesn't exactly make sense, unless Ant-Man makes them. Anyways, things that go home take some of Homer's teeth and trousers with donuts stitched clumsily by hand into fantastic little pockets of cream, then embroidered with golden thread.

    Suddenly lightning struck hundreds of times, incinerating the otters' faces, revealing Priests holding blobfish children. Humanoids rush back to Russia. BukkajkeSamu needs urgent trouser assistance because he's worn embarrassingly large holes from pooping. His burrito costume luckily had pockets which contained furious maggots, horses, and trout lures.

    "Townsman...to...were...what? Huh?" Lawrence said, confused because what is he doing? Drinking? Probably, or doing capoeira again.

    "Really?" Juliet asked herself repeatedly. She couldn't open the hatch on her house safe because her dog welded some tungsten onto it! How does Juliet cook her trout? I think first, then later I don't remember what I was kicking, but I had definitely not kicked a cloud. Funnily enough I decided to fish for fish, which was rather fishy.

    In ancient lowlands pheasants fled from Millhouse because he slaughtered some deranged robots while drinking absinthe. Fortunately, feelings of bliss flowed through blobfish causing catastrophic malfunctions across various entities and farts to the maximum. Furthermore, all lions must eat polenta laced with trout that has been probed thoroughly with conviction and licked incorrectly by multiple gnomes and tacos with creepy fingers resembling Nosferatu's beautiful house boat.

    Ithyphallophobia water is good to drink drowning in the sorrows of hard donuts but English salmon sounds undeniably delicious. However, Brie marinated trout is grilled with flatulence from liars' cars. This aberration sneakily is wonderful except when hatchlings lament their pestilential parents.

    Mary Claire is festive and awesome and stupendous and cool because she likes tacos. Once she levitated above France without wearing underpants but luckily, French people are unconcerned because they were naked and raving.

    Oatmeal was covering Maggie's robotic pacifier fin, covered some of Lenny's trousers, and littering partially at cops and littering dogs flying around giant tacos in Australia and Alaska.

    IckabodShreck and LC and MC murdered fruit flies because the swatter was broken by evil cars flying around the bananas. Stalin died because the trousers on his head looked like the sphincter of Agamemnon, who said, "Wisdom is the weak sauce." He likes faking orgasims about Chelsea and Depp.

    Sexy Chewbacca and Suetopia, drinking, went zip lining through magical blue forests, flying high until she morphed into Wisdom..no, bananas in pajamas with vinegary saliva.

    Meanwhile, Lowlanders were lost while everyone else was partying at LC's castle and grilling salmon while having cocktails with nice fuzzy bunnies. A man strolled into the yard after milkshakes were brought from Berlin, containing ****'s donut shaped enormous breasts. Someone squeeeezed between :lol: them while he sung, 'Milkshake' to Batman. **** was jumping excitedly while Mox watched. He was giving inappropriate gestures - gestures. MaryClaire looked excitedly at Juliet who moaned loudly because cucumbers make nice substitutes for zucchini, which isn't what argumentative theorists conclude usually.

    Meanwhile...(da..da..dum) Ghosts chastised the house Mr Windemere built. It stood precariously close to Indian burial grounds. Terrified Juliet was picking tacos off trees when AnnatheWicked found herself serenaded by robots from K-Mart on skateboards. And, she saw Samspargo eating grilled trout and tacos, so he hid from her.

    Women sometimes dangling on purple sharks gliding cars flying around K-mart sunk boats quickly, but ocelots were manufacturing bananas for puppets that loved lawnmowers and linguine that has been tasted by everyone damned.

    The cops arrested Superman because he grilled trout with conviction. He saw some lions practicing jiu-jitsu marvelously so they can conquer the Saxons' Treehouse City with perfumed fairies and repulsive jelly and trout that mutates sharks into tacos grilled with butter chicken jelly and slime with tentacles on toast. It's going to rain leeches with anthrax fritters so umbrellas made sense for avoiding giant invertebrates from the jungle fever facility.

    Meanwhile, wolves, rabid rhinos, and dinosaurs were drinking absinthe with cabbage juice at a brothel with Moe Prigoff suddenly stole Death Star from Palpatine for booze and below the place for money. Yoda donuts tasted like sweet Wookie pie. The failing heart slowly ate Stalin's mustache off his face as Homer Davenport excitedly grated donuts under raspberry roulade with his chair factory.

    Someone had left tacos next to Moxxee's house, so obviously, he saw them grilling with conviction and trout served to all Moxxe's neighboreenos that jumped on his horse and truck because helicopters crashed into the volcano.

    Yesterday afternoon was snowing Wednesday and some people went squeezing cars into houses....
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  • Fhfjgjghjikggji
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    edited September 2016
    Maggie
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    edited September 2016
    exclaimed
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