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Is Valentine's 2015 the Worst Event Ever?

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  • sandwedgeking
    2639 posts Member
    edited February 2015
    We're watching an episode of Food Network's Chopped, and one of the ingredients is bangers (sausages), and it made me think of this video from the British TV series, Man Stroke Woman
    I doubt this video makes it past Neuroheart, but thanks for sharing! I lol'd. Twice.
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  • cdepast
    2463 posts Member
    edited February 2015
    I seriously cant stop cracking up. This thread plus the locked "single ladies thread"...the forum is on fire today.
  • sandwedgeking
    2639 posts Member
    edited February 2015
    cdepast wrote:
    I seriously cant stop cracking up. This thread plus the locked "single ladies thread"...the forum is on fire today.
    I feel bad for the innocent passerby-tapper who was just looking for some VD info. He saw this thread and thought somehow he may have missed the start of the event...scrambled to find information here.

    Awkward.


    Sorry, bro.


    :P
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  • annettemarc
    7745 posts Member
    edited February 2015
    cdepast wrote:
    I seriously cant stop cracking up. This thread plus the locked "single ladies thread"...the forum is on fire today.

    ... Rushes off to find single ladies thread ...
    USA/UK Race To Throw Country Into Utter Chaos = TOO CLOSE TO CALL
  • barryriddl474
    4821 posts Member
    edited February 2015
    cdepast wrote:
    I seriously cant stop cracking up. This thread plus the locked "single ladies thread"...the forum is on fire today.

    ... Rushes off to find single ladies thread ...

    Dang.. I missed that one. :lol:
  • jae_bazz
    5730 posts Member
    edited February 2015
    cdepast wrote:
    I seriously cant stop cracking up. This thread plus the locked "single ladies thread"...the forum is on fire today.

    ... Rushes off to find single ladies thread ...

    Dang.. I missed that one. :lol:
    Oh fear not, it reappeared it OT. :wink:
  • CaptainRob64
    51 posts Member
    edited February 2015
    From EA's point of view valentines will start on 2/12 and last until *. Patty's
  • neuroheart
    8132 posts Member
    edited February 2015
    We're watching an episode of Food Network's Chopped, and one of the ingredients is bangers (sausages), and it made me think of this video from the British TV series, Man Stroke Woman
    I doubt this video makes it past Neuroheart
    Sadly, no. Sometimes my duties must supersede my humor.
  • sandwedgeking
    2639 posts Member
    edited February 2015
    neuroheart wrote:
    We're watching an episode of Food Network's Chopped, and one of the ingredients is bangers (sausages), and it made me think of this video from the British TV series, Man Stroke Woman
    I doubt this video makes it past Neuroheart, but thanks for sharing.
    Sadly, no. Sometimes my duties must supersede my humor.
    Understandable, but you had a laugh at it. Admit it.
    Or don't. :D
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  • annettemarc
    7745 posts Member
    edited February 2015
    neuroheart wrote:
    We're watching an episode of Food Network's Chopped, and one of the ingredients is bangers (sausages), and it made me think of this video from the British TV series, Man Stroke Woman
    I doubt this video makes it past Neuroheart, but thanks for sharing.
    Sadly, no. Sometimes my duties must supersede my humor.
    Understandable, but you had a laugh at it. Admit it.
    Or don't. :D

    If she admitted to that, she'd be spanked by the Big Moderator In The Sky. And this is not the place for spanking. OT is. :)

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    USA/UK Race To Throw Country Into Utter Chaos = TOO CLOSE TO CALL
  • ZennGlenn
    1740 posts Member
    edited February 2015
    Well, now chiming in as I was tied up the last several hours here at Area51 on further time traveling assignment to go 'fix' what has /will & be /been done & attempt to buffer the madness that has/may or may not become 'The Valentines Massacre of '15'... & yes, of course all actions are under strict Stonecutter supervision.
    (For those not privy to my situation:
    -edited version)
    After doing my best to combine a variety of 2100 devices by spending my entire recent scratcher winnings for what I thought could be the most impressive gameplay (as well as Super Bowl & film viewing) my 'Super Duper UltraVision Mega Screen' (patent pending) overloaded my circuit breaker, w/massive chain reaction thru the neighborhood, city & state power grids, shutting down all vital municipal entities...

    I then received calls from the DWP, EPA, US Dept.of Interior & Al Gore w/concerns regarding environmental waste, the GOP praising my activity as an extraordinarily proud spending American & economic supporter, as well as NASA, SpaceX, Homeland Security, FBI, NSA, US Dept.of Defense, & Fox, all inquiring how I managed to generate such an impressive device, & then sent a team to immediately escort me to Area 51 for interrogation by Professors Frink & Farnsworth.  

    I'm now confined to this hidden private sanctuary & required permanent 24/7 STO Gameplay on thousands of interconnected devices to attempt further manipulation of my unintentional genius... I can no longer discern North, South, East or West, if animals, bots, zombies or other creatures can talk, which holiday it may or may not be, & cannot comprehend whether I truly love TSTO or I am on the edge of insanity... great catering here though.
    'Happy future Valentapping' :wink:images-33%203_zps1sgiqafv.jpeg
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  • thatdonald845
    1594 posts Member
    edited February 2015
    Dang.. I missed that one. :lol:

    It was really like :shock: very :oops: and almost :roll: with a lot of :| and I just

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  • annettemarc
    7745 posts Member
    edited February 2015
    ZennGlenn wrote:
    Well, now chiming in as I was tied up the last several hours here at Area51 on further time traveling assignment to go 'fix' what has /will & be /been done & attempt to buffer the madness that has/may or may not become 'The Valentines Massacre of '15'... & yes, of course all actions are under strict Stonecutter supervision.

    (For those not privy to my situation:
    -edited version)
    After doing my best to combine a variety of 2100 devices by spending my entire recent scratcher winnings for what I thought could be the most impressive gameplay (as well as Super Bowl & film viewing) my 'Super Duper UltraVision Mega Screen' (patent pending) overloaded my circuit breaker, w/massive chain reaction thru the neighborhood, city & state power grids, shutting down all vital municipal entities...

    I then received calls from the DWP, EPA, US Dept.of Interior & Al Gore w/concerns regarding environmental waste, the GOP praising my activity as an extraordinarily proud spending American & economic supporter, as well as NASA, SpaceX, Homeland Security, FBI, NSA, US Dept.of Defense, & Fox, all inquiring how I managed to generate such an impressive device, & then sent a team to immediately escort me to Area 51 for interrogation by Professors Frink & Farnsworth.  

    I'm now confined to this hidden private sanctuary & required permanent 24/7 STO Gameplay on thousands of interconnected devices to attempt further manipulation of my unintentional genius... I can no longer discern North, South, East or West, if animals, bots, zombies or other creatures can talk, which holiday it may or may not be, & cannot comprehend whether I truly love TSTO or I am on the edge of insanity... great catering here though.
    'Happy future Valentapping' :wink:images-33%203_zps1sgiqafv.jpeg
    homer_3d-620x412-1_zpsb47ddxhl.jpg

    Priceless! :lol::lol:
    USA/UK Race To Throw Country Into Utter Chaos = TOO CLOSE TO CALL
  • drprimo
    259 posts
    edited February 2015
    I'd have to say it's the easiest event ever so far.

    Feels like I'm doing nothing at all, nothing at all...
  • barryriddl474
    4821 posts Member
    edited February 2015
    ZennGlenn wrote:
    Well, now chiming in as I was tied up the last several hours here at Area51 on further time traveling assignment to go 'fix' what has /will & be /been done & attempt to buffer the madness that has/may or may not become 'The Valentines Massacre of '15'... & yes, of course all actions are under strict Stonecutter supervision.
    (For those not privy to my situation:
    -edited version)
    After doing my best to combine a variety of 2100 devices by spending my entire recent scratcher winnings for what I thought could be the most impressive gameplay (as well as Super Bowl & film viewing) my 'Super Duper UltraVision Mega Screen' (patent pending) overloaded my circuit breaker, w/massive chain reaction thru the neighborhood, city & state power grids, shutting down all vital municipal entities...

    I then received calls from the DWP, EPA, US Dept.of Interior & Al Gore w/concerns regarding environmental waste, the GOP praising my activity as an extraordinarily proud spending American & economic supporter, as well as NASA, SpaceX, Homeland Security, FBI, NSA, US Dept.of Defense, & Fox, all inquiring how I managed to generate such an impressive device, & then sent a team to immediately escort me to Area 51 for interrogation by Professors Frink & Farnsworth.  

    I'm now confined to this hidden private sanctuary & required permanent 24/7 STO Gameplay on thousands of interconnected devices to attempt further manipulation of my unintentional genius... I can no longer discern North, South, East or West, if animals, bots, zombies or other creatures can talk, which holiday it may or may not be, & cannot comprehend whether I truly love TSTO or I am on the edge of insanity... great catering here though.
    'Happy future Valentapping' :wink:images-33%203_zps1sgiqafv.jpeg
    homer_3d-620x412-1_zpsb47ddxhl.jpg


    :lol::lol::lol:
  • joeKrollo
    65 posts
    edited February 2015
    Valentines day event/series hasn't been released yet. Patience fellow tapper... hearts and roses are still to come.
  • brandonl1226
    5831 posts Member
    edited February 2015
    Lol
  • HisWrath
    335 posts Member
    edited February 2015
    Awesome thread. :lol:
  • mattruns84
    2819 posts Member
    edited February 2015
    jae_bazz wrote:
    cdepast wrote:
    I seriously cant stop cracking up. This thread plus the locked "single ladies thread"...the forum is on fire today.

    ... Rushes off to find single ladies thread ...

    Dang.. I missed that one. :lol:
    Oh fear not, it reappeared it OT. :wink:

    *sings*
    Love is in the air
    Everywhere I look around
    Love is in the air
    Every sight and every sound <3
  • Jax001100
    1004 posts Member
    edited February 2015
    This thread is by far the best thing I have ever read in the GD section. Well done guys! :lol:
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