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I didn't know that anyone actually bought Beano. Then again, I once bought Head-On ("Head-On. apply directly where it hurts. Head-On. Apply directly where it hurts. Head-on...").

So, no judgment passed.

I did, however, coin a spin on the Beano slogan. Whenever someone starts picking on something I'm still cooking, I say "Hey, careful with the Beanun." Invariably, the person will ask "What's Beanun?" That's when I furrow my brows, appear confused, and reply hesitantly "Well, I'm not quite sure... I just know that if you have Beanun now, there'll Beanun later."

Hahahahaha. Hahahahahahahaha! Haaahaaaahaaa! Haaaaaaaaaaa! Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

*cough*

Anyways, it works like a charm in getting fingers out of your pan, even with strangers.

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  • H1_ROADBLOK
    2884 posts Member
    edited December 2012
    I didn't know that anyone actually bought Beano. Then again, I once bought Head-On ("Head-On. apply directly where it hurts. Head-On. Apply directly where it hurts. Head-on...").

    So, no judgment passed.

    I did, however, coin a spin on the Beano slogan. Whenever someone starts picking on something I'm still cooking, I say "Hey, careful with the Beanun." Invariably, the person will ask "What's Beanun?" That's when I furrow my brows, appear confused, and reply hesitantly "Well, I'm not quite sure... I just know that if you have Beanun now, there'll Beanun later."

    Hahahahaha. Hahahahahahahaha! Haaahaaaahaaa! Haaaaaaaaaaa! Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

    *cough*

    Anyways, it works like a charm in getting fingers out of your pan, even with strangers.

    ZVua6.gif
  • creepyulee
    67 posts
    edited December 2012
    JAMVAN5150 wrote:
    Does Beano work after you eat? I don't want to blow the wife out of bed with powerful gas.

    Don't know about after, but it certainly doesn't work before. My one time experience with Beano resulted in one ginormous fart instead the gas releasing gradually over an hour or two. Yes, you will blow your wife out of bed.

    :D
  • rs876
    874 posts
    edited December 2012
    I didn't know that anyone actually bought Beano. Then again, I once bought Head-On ("Head-On. apply directly where it hurts. Head-On. Apply directly where it hurts. Head-on...").

    So, no judgment passed.

    I did, however, coin a spin on the Beano slogan. Whenever someone starts picking on something I'm still cooking, I say "Hey, careful with the Beanun." Invariably, the person will ask "What's Beanun?" That's when I furrow my brows, appear confused, and reply hesitantly "Well, I'm not quite sure... I just know that if you have Beanun now, there'll Beanun later."

    Hahahahaha. Hahahahahahahaha! Haaahaaaahaaa! Haaaaaaaaaaa! Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

    *cough*

    Anyways, it works like a charm in getting fingers out of your pan, even with strangers.

    ZVua6.gif

    LOL
  • JuliusGulius
    625 posts Member
    edited December 2012
    Make it stop, hahaha! And rs, you made it your avatar!? NOOOOOooooooooooo!!!
  • USDPC
    221 posts
    edited December 2012
    Dutch Oven time.
  • H1_ROADBLOK
    2884 posts Member
    edited December 2012
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  • mellytan
    1258 posts
    edited December 2012
    LMAO!! too funny.
  • battyguy
    1123 posts Member
    edited December 2012
    Works like a charm.
    No literally.. Like a charm...hangs there and makes jingle noises :shock:
    Is there anyone out there?
  • rs876
    874 posts
    edited December 2012
    Make it stop, hahaha! And rs, you made it your avatar!? NOOOOOooooooooooo!!!

    You damn right I did. It's an awesome photo. HAHAHHAHAH.
  • feelin_irie_685
    151 posts
    edited December 2012
    JAMVAN5150 wrote:
    Does Beano work after you eat? I don't want to blow the wife out of bed with powerful gas.

    That is what it's for :lol: I'm starving, breakfast us still 10 hours out also but maybe I can get up early and find some food! :lol:
  • JuliusGulius
    625 posts Member
    edited December 2012
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