Level 50 ***WALKTHROUGH***
Requires Luann
The Real Investorettes Pt. 1
Helen Lovejoy starts
Helen Lovejoy: Now that we're all here, I believe we can call to order this meeting of the Investorettes. Agnes, you were next on snack duty.
Agnes: I thought you were coming earlier, so I made Seymour bake a cake months ago.
Agnes: Luckily they haven't introduced ants in this game so it's still good.
Helen Lovejoy: We have some young male Investorettes interested in learning the ups and downs of the stock market.
Bart: Can't you just call us Investors?
Agnes: Lesson Number 1 of Investing -- Shut yer traps.
Helen Lovejoy: And as your second lesson of investing, you must accomplish this task.
Milhouse: It just says Hunt a Wild Goose.
Luann: Sweetie, go make mommy proud. Or at least in the ballpark of proud. I'd even take "not ashamed."
Helen Lovejoy: Now that they're gone, let's get down to some real business...
Helen Lovejoy: Can you believe what Marge Simpson said to me?!
Agnes: SEYMOUR! Where's the lemonade?
Agnes: What kind of hostess serves month old cake without month old lemonade!
Task: Make Investorettes Seriously Gossip [x4]
Time: 12h
Location: Skinner House
Characters: Agnes, Krabappel, Luann, Marge, Helen Lovejoy
Task: Make Skinner Serve Refreshments
Time: 12h
Location: Skinner House
Task: Make Bart and Milhouse Go on a Wild Goose Chase
Time: 4h
Location: Homes
Job start dialog
Bart: I had no idea how mean geese are. Mother Goose must have been a real outcast.
Milhouse: What is this teaching us about investing?
Bart: Maybe one of these geese lays golden eggs, and we're supposed to find out which one!
Milhouse: It's unfair that, of the two of us, you have the brains, the brawn and the beauty. All I have is the bacne.
The Real Investorettes Pt. 2
Helen Lovejoy starts
Bart: We tracked down every goose but we didn't find any golden eggs. One of us did contract goose fever though.
Milhouse: SQWARK!
Bart: Now teach us something about finance!
Luann: Finance isn't something you can just learn, like economics or money-management. It requires good ideas.
Milhouse: SQWARK!
Bart: What's that Milhouse? We could sponsor a pro-wrestling show... with El Bombastico as the star?
Helen Lovejoy: Like that idea I just had.
Bart: That wasn't your idea. It was Milhouse's. Who probably needs to go to a hospital.
Helen Lovejoy: I'm always thinking of the children, and you are a child, so it sounds like I thought of it for you.
Agnes: Excellent point, Helen. El Bombastico has been our second most profitable investment.
Agnes: First, if you don't count illegal investments.
Luann: But none of us knows how to speak Spanish! Boys, how about you go find us a translator?
Milhouse: SQWARK!
Agnes: Bart, maybe you should take lead on this one.
Task: Make Investorettes Plan a Pro Wrestling Show [x4]
Time: 8h
Location: Municipal House Of Pancakes
Characters: Agnes, Krabappel, Luann, Marge, Helen Lovejoy
Task: Make Investorette Boys Find a Spanish Translator
Time: 8h
Characters: Bart, Milhouse
Location: Homes
Bart: I've got a surprise for you. Who's dressed like an insect and only speaks Spanish?
Helen Lovejoy: Stinky Pete?
Bumblebee Man: Ay Chihuahua!
Helen Lovejoy: Oh, yes, that makes more sense. Let's go meet with El Bombastico!
Bart: We couldn't find anyone who spoke Spanish.
Helen Lovejoy: What about that man dressed like a bumblebee?
Bart: You mean Bumblebee Man?
Helen Lovejoy: I'm a busy lady, I can't be expected to know everyone's name around here, Bort.
The Real Investorettes Pt. 3
Helen Lovejoy starts
Luann: El Bombastico just pulled up in his luncha-4-door compact.
El Bombastico: ¡Hola! ¿Cómo puedo servirles?
Helen Lovejoy: What did he say?
Bumblebee Man: Ehhh... he say... you have the teeth of a much younger woman.
Luann: Oh, why thank you! Tell him thank you!
Bumblebee Man: Mucho Queso.
El Bombastico: ¿Estamos comiendo nachos?
Helen Lovejoy: Shall we get down to business?
Bumblebee Man: ¿Los accidentes para su gato?
El Bombastico: ¿Mi gato? ¿Ricky Meowtin?
Task: Make Investorettes Attend a Negotiation Meeting [x4]
Time: 12h
Location: Municipal House Of Pancakes
Characters: Agnes, Krabappel, Luann, Marge, Helen Lovejoy
If the user has Bumblebee Man:
Task: Make Bumblebee Man Fake Translate
Time: 12h
Location: Municipal House Of Pancakes
Helen Lovejoy: We would love for you to headline our pro-wrestling event.
Bumblebee Man: Ehh... Te gusta... el pro wrestlo... frijoles?
Helen Lovejoy: And is there a Mrs. Bombastico? We would love to have her join the Investorettes!
Bumblebee Man: Tu esposa huele a pescado.
El Bombastico: *GASP* ¡Usted insulta a mi esposa!
Luann: Where is he going?! Is his marriage on the rocks?
Luann: Because I'm willing to take a bullet and become a famous wrestler's wife.
Agnes: No, that was clearly an offended walk off. I should know --
Agnes: I invented it when Houdini refused to give me the quarter he pulled from behind my ear. My ear, my quarter!
Bumblebee Man: Forgive me - I do not know Spanish. My parents were just very tan Italians.
Bumblebee Man: Which I also do not speak.
The Real Investorettes Pt. 4
Helen Lovejoy starts
Helen Lovejoy: What a disaster. And it's all your fault!
Bumblebee Man: Ay dios mio!
Luann: Well, hold on a second. We don't need El Bombastico. We just need a man in a funny costume.
Helen Lovejoy: Duffman won't return my calls after I had him excommunicated.
Luann: Not Duffman. Bumblebee Man!
Luann: Or more accurately El Bumblebastico!
El Bumblebastico: Ay Ay Ay!
Helen Lovejoy: You think Moe would let us host a drunk wrestling contest at his bar?
Moe: WOULD I EVER!
Moe: Aw, shucks. Don't tell anyone that I was hiding in your bushes, alright?
El Bumblebastico: No. No me gusta.
Agnes: There's only two ways out of this situation Bumbleboy. One, you do this for us. Two, end of list.
El Bumblebastico: Que lastima!
Bart: His Spanish is getting much better.
Task: Make Investorettes Host a Pro Wrestling Show [x4]
Time: 24h
Location: Moe's Tavern
Characters: Agnes, Krabappel, Luann, Marge, Helen Lovejoy
If the user has Bumblebee Man:
Task: Make Bumblebee Man Do ¡Lucha Libre!
Time: 24h
Location: Moe's Tavern
Bart: Wow, we really learned a lot about investing.
Milhouse: Name one thing.
Bart: I'd prefer not to.
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Back from the Future Pt. 1
Jessica Lovejoy starts
Jessica Lovejoy: A new Springfield eh? Let's hope this one isn't as boring as the old one.
Milhouse: Hey Jessica! Want to join me as we paint the town red?
Jessica Lovejoy: I'm listening!
Milhouse: And then watch that red paint dry?
Jessica Lovejoy: And I'm no longer listening.
Milhouse: We can take bets on whether the paint will dry darker or lighter than its corresponding paint swatch.
Jessica Lovejoy: I think I'll just TP the Jebediah Springfield statue instead.
Milhouse: Like a drop cloth? Good idea.
If the user doesn't own Jebediah Statue:
Task: Tap Homer 10 Times in a Row to Get the Jebediah Statue
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Task: Place the Jebediah Statue
Task: Make Jessica Lovejoy Disgrace a Local Landmark
Time: 24h
Location: Jebediah Statue
Ned: Now Reverend, I know you said never to contact you unless it was an absolute emergency.
Reverend Lovejoy: Someone better be on fire, Ned. And no, hellfire does not count. Real fire.
Ned: Your daughter is wrapping our founder's statue in toilet paper. Something in there must be a sin. Wasting TP? Vandalizing? Glorifying mummies?
Reverend Lovejoy: For the last time, glorifying mummies is most definitely a sin...
Reverend Lovejoy: ...wait what did you say my daughter was doing?
Back from the Future Pt. 2
Jessica Lovejoy starts
Reverend Lovejoy: Jessica Lovejoy! I thought we agreed that if you came back from limbo, you wouldn't cause any trouble!
Jessica Lovejoy: All contracts are void when made in a void.
Reverend Lovejoy: Good Lord, are you punishing me for that time I said an off-color joke about eggshell white?
Reverend Lovejoy: Maybe the only way to get you to behave is to IGNORE you until you shape up!
Jessica Lovejoy: You can't ignore me, Daddy. I'm your sweet angelic daughter!
Task: Make Jessica Lovejoy Pretend to be a Good Girl
If the user has Reverend Lovejoy: Task: Make Rev. Lovejoy Ignore his Daughter
Time: 1h
Location: Lovejoy Residence
Jessica Lovejoy: Oh daddy? Daddy dearest? DADDY!!
Reverend Lovejoy: *singing* BRINGING IN THE SHEAVES, BRINGING IN THE SHEAVES.
Jessica Lovejoy: Stop it! STOP IT OR LEARN MORE WORDS TO THE SONG! OK, I'M SORRY!!
Reverend Lovejoy: *singing* BRINGING IN THE SHEAVES, BRINGING IN THE SHEAVES.
Jessica Lovejoy: I'll be a good, selfless, humble girl... just please pay attention to me!
Back from the Future Pt. 3
Jessica Lovejoy starts
Jessica Lovejoy: I hate pretending to be good. All this lying and deceiving gets in the way of my favorite activities: lying and deceiving.
Jessica Lovejoy: What I need is a patsy! Someone who I can blame if I get caught.
Jessica Lovejoy: Like when the government blamed that Lindbergh baby for Vietnam.
Jessica Lovejoy: Hmm, maybe I should stop skipping school too.
Task: Reach Level 9 and Build Springfield Elementary
Task: Make Jessica Find a Gullible Dimwit
Time: 8h
Location: Springfield Elementary
Bart: Jessica? I didn't know you'd arrived in town.
Jessica Lovejoy: If only it were so simple. But no, Bart, I have a far greater burden placed upon my shoulders.
Bart: Orthopedic brace? Milhouse had one of those. The doctor said they'd never seen a spine so soft.
Jessica Lovejoy: I'm actually here from the FUTURE to save you from a terrible fate at the end of this quest line.
Bart: Nice try, Jessica.
Jessica Lovejoy: I knew that you would say that... being from the future and all. So I'll totally prove it.
Jessica Lovejoy: The big finger in the sky will touch the screen when I finish talking!
Bart: Ay Caramba! You ARE from the future!
Bart: Tell me what I have to do to prevent this terrible fate.
Jessica Lovejoy: Simple. All you have to do is... everything I say.
Back from the Future Pt. 4
Jessica Lovejoy starts
Jessica Lovejoy: OK Bart, I know this might be difficult for you, but I assure you it's a lot easier than what's in store for you in the future.
Bart: Is it bees? Tell me if it's bees. Blink twice for bees.
Jessica Lovejoy: Shut up. Now, step one -- replace your mom's shampoo with this bottle of peroxide.
Bart: Why would that save me from the bees?
Jessica Lovejoy: It's not bees! But if you don't do it, well, enjoy your future fate with all its future pain and future suffering.
Bart: Pain OR suffering I can handle, but both together? No thank you.
Task: Reach Level 12 and Build Bart's Treehouse
Task: Make Jessica Baton Twirl
Time: 8h
Task: Make Bart Replace his Mom's Shampoo with Peroxide
Time: 12h
Location: Simpson Home
Marge: This isn't shampoo it's peroxide! Staining my beautiful blue hair a repulsive, unnatural golden yellow.
Jessica Lovejoy: Hahahahaha!
Bart: Why'd you have to make me do that? My mom is one of the few adults who hasn't given up on me.
Jessica Lovejoy: Don't think of yourself, Bart. Think of Future Bart, with his hover skateboard.
Back from the Future Pt. 5
Jessica Lovejoy starts
Jessica Lovejoy: OK Bart. The next thing you have to do to avoid your terrible fate is give me twenty dollars.
Bart: I don't have that kind of cash!
Jessica Lovejoy: The church collection does...
Bart: Whoa! I don't steal from churches, or mosques, or synagogues. Maybe, maybe a Shinto shrine.
Jessica Lovejoy: Bart, terrible fate --
Bart: If it's so bad, then how come you won't tell me about it?
Jessica Lovejoy: Fine. First, your eyeballs fall out of your head.
Bart: But I love my eyeballs. They're my second favorite set of balls.
Jessica Lovejoy: And while you are searching for your eyeballs, you trip and fall down the stairs, breaking every bone in your body.
Bart: So much agony and slapstick! Enough, enough I'll do it!
Task: Reach Level 14 and Build First Church of Springfield
Task: Make Jessica Go to Sunday School
Task: Make Bart Steal Church Money
Time: 12h
Location: First Church of Springfield
Reverend Lovejoy: Bart Simpson are you stealing from the church?! AGAIN?!
Bart: But I didn't want to do it! ... this time.
Bart: Jessica made me. She said she was from the future and if I didn't do what she said, my eyeballs would pop out of my head.
Bart: And I would trip over them and break every bone in my body.
Bart: Which I'm just now realizing was the plot to yesterday's Itchy and Scratchy cartoon.
Reverend Lovejoy: Jessica Lovejoy! I can't believe how much I can believe you would do this.
Jessica Lovejoy: But I didn't do it, Daddy.
Jessica Lovejoy: You said you'd ignore me if I was bad and you're talking to me. So by that logic, I can't have done anything wrong.
Jessica Lovejoy: But I only did it to show how the media is unfairly biased against women!
Homer: Her circular logic checks out.
Homer: Bart! How DARE you blame an innocent girl for this crime!
Bart: Dad, she's stealing your wallet right now!
Homer: Now you're questioning your father?! Sounds like someone needs double the punishment! Go to your room! TWICE!
Back from the Future Pt. 6
Jessica Lovejoy starts
Bart: That's it, Jessica you've gone too far. Lying about the future? You know that's my favorite time period. We're done.
Jessica Lovejoy: Oh Bart, you'll be back.
Bart: Just think of me as the Anti Terminator -- I'll never be back!
Bart: That sounded cooler in my head.
Jessica Lovejoy: That's too bad... I was hoping we could go get ice cream together.
Bart: Fat chance!
Jessica Lovejoy: Great idea - we could eat it in front of the kids just getting back from Fat Camp.
Bart: Well...
Bart: ...Ok. But then AFTER THAT we're done.
Task: Make Jessica Heckle Fat People
Task: Make Bart Heckle Fat People
Time: 4h
Location: All Night Gym
Canyonero
Bart: Just what this family needs... yet another car.
Lisa: And an overpriced gas guzzler at that! What is this, 1998?
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It Blows
Marge: Ooh, a place that sells air conditioners -- now that's COOL!
Marge: Hee-hee-hee!
Marge: How comes no one's ever around when I say something clever?
I think think this is a new extended questline, like with SVT during level 49. I think these are nice little perks.
McCutcheon attended a franchise expo where he tried to sell his company. He told everyone that if they went with his company, they'd get a brand name they could trust and would be on a rocket ride to the moon to get money from the moon men. ("The Twisted World of Marge Simpson")
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