Easter 2015 ***WALKTHROUGH*** EXPIRED
Easter Fools Pt. 1
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Ned: My favorite group of holidays are coming up Good Friday, Easter Sunday
Homer: And Half-Off Candy Day! That's the Monday after Easter Sunday. And Dumpster Candy Day. That's on Tuesday.
Ned: Homer, I'm worried that all your favorite holidays revolve around discounted candy.
Ned: Have you forgotten the true meaning of Easter?
Homer: Is there any answer I can give that will keep me from getting a lecture?
Ned: You could give me back my snow blower.
Homer: Alright, I'll take the lecture.
Task: Make Ned Teach Homer About Easter
Task: Make Homer Pretend to Listen
Time: 4h
Location: Flanders Home
Easter Fools Pt. 2
Lisa starts
Lisa: I hate Easter.
Lisa: These candy baskets, colored eggs and magic rabbits are just a thinly veiled metaphor for the military-industrial complex.
Lisa: You can read about it in my zine "You Can't Spell Functional Administrative Policy Without Fun."
Ned: Now that's just silly-dy diddly talk Lisa! I hear there's an Easter egg hunt this year, aren't you excited about that?
Lisa: Mr. Flanders, the only nest eggs I'm interested in are mortgage-backed security funds and 401(k)s.
Ned: Sounds like you are looking for a more boring holiday to relate to.
Ned: Might I suggest Good Friday. None of the candy and twice the penitence!
Lisa: If you read my zine, you would've seen my savage expose on all Fridays, both Good and regular.
Task: Make Lisa Play the Blues
Time: 8h
Easter Fools Pt. 3
Homer starts
Homer: Hey Lisa, it's Good Friday! Are you ready to get going?
Lisa: Going where? To church?
Homer: No! Were going shopping for all those Good Friday deals! Unless theres some sort of sale going on at the church.
Apu: Indeed! The Kwik-E-Mart is offering great Good Friday sales on our Easter inventory! Come check it out!
Lisa: Big sales happen on BLACK Friday. Good Friday is the day Jesus was crucified.
Homer: Yeah. Crucified by his boss for making such crazy deals! At least according to this mattress sale ad.
Task: Make Springfielders Shop for Good Friday Sales [x6]
Time: 8h
Location: Kwik-E-Mart
Easter Fools Pt. 4
Ned starts
Ned: *Sigh* Good Friday was the last non-commercialized holiday.
Lisa: I really thought Arbor Day was going to be the hold out, but then it became all about printer paper sales.
Ned: On the bright side, I got a Good Friday deal on a new 3D Plasma HD TV.
Lisa: So you gave in too? I thought for sure you wouldn't cave.
Ned: Don't worry, Lisa. I'm only going to watch God's favorite movies on it The Ten Commandments and Caddyshack.
Task: Make Lisa Watch Easter Films
Task: Make Ned Watch Easter Films
Time: 6h
Location: Flanders Home
Lisa: Maybe I've been too harsh on Easter it is what you make of it.
Lisa: Sure it's as commercial as all the rest, but I did learn that Caddyshack is a pretty funny movie.
Lisa: But the Ten Commandments only had seven commandments in it.
Ned: I edited out the ones that were a little too racy.
Easter Fools Pt. 5
Homer starts
Homer: Why do I have to work today when it's still Easter somewhere?
Mr. Burns: I gave you Easter Sunday off isnt that enough?
Krusty: Look at those silly gentiles squabbling over their one day holiday.
Krusty: Jewish Passover is 8 days long, suckers. And instead of filthy pork, we get delicious giant unsalted Saltines.
Homer: D'oh! I knew we picked the wrong god!
Task: Make Krusty Prepare for Passover
Time: 8h
Location: Krusty Burger
Task: Make Homer Think About Converting to Judaism
Time: 8h
Location: Simpson Home
The quest will continue April 5th at 9am BST
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New Mystery Box
Mr. Burns starts
Mr. Burns: Mystery box sales are down again this month! How could something that once topped the charts every week fall so far out of favor with the public?
Smithers: Actually sir, that's to be expected. People experienced the mystery box, they enjoyed it for a while, and now they've moved on.
Smithers: Perhaps we could come up with something else to sell them something new and original!
Mr. Burns: Yes yes, we'll get to that. But first we have to do everything we can to keep them interested in spending money on the old thing!
Smithers: Really, sir? Wouldn't it make more sense just to appreciate the mystery box for what it was and just remove it from the store? Let it die with dignity?
Mr. Burns: Die? With dignity? I intend to do neither of those things. And the mystery box won't either!
Mr. Burns: Change the interface! Offer a promotion! Rebalance the economy! Inspire nostalgia! We need to try anything and everything we can to keep it afloat!
Smithers: I suppose we could offer a new set of prizes for the mystery box.
Mr. Burns: That's a start... but I was hoping for something more superficial.
Smithers: A new icon?
Mr. Burns: Excellent.
System Message: The new Mystery Box has arrived! With new prizes AND a new icon.
If the user doesn't have Kearney, and after tapping "OK":
Kearney: Open a new Mystery box and you might unlock me!
If the user doesn't have Blue Haired Lawyer:
Blue Haired Lawyer: Open a new Mystery box and you might unlock me!
System Message: As any good drug pusher will tell you, the first one is free.
If the user finds Blue Haired Lawyer in a new Mystery Box:
Blue Haired Lawyer: Guess I just came into this game pro bono.
If the user finds Kearney in a new Mystery Box:
Kearney: Nice! Let's celebrate by me punching you so hard your grandma cries.
If the user finds Springfield Tire Fire in a new Mystery Box:
Homer: Ah, the tire fire.... so many memories. Most of them carcinogenic.
If the user finds Squeaky Voiced Teen in a new Mystery Box:
Squeaky Voiced Teen: I hope there's a career waiting for me at Krusty Burger. My girlfriend will kill me if there isn't.
New Mystery Box chances:
Lard Lad Donuts: 2%, Blue Haired Lawyer: 14%, Kearney: 7%, Springfield Tire Yard: 14%, Channel 6 News Van: 7%, Itchy Scratchy Billboard: 7%, Squeaky Voiced Teen: 14%, 30 Donuts: 1%, 10 Donuts: 2%, Chalmers' 1979 _ONDA: 7%, Bomb Shelter: 7%, Minnow Pond: 7%, Khlav Kalash Stand: 7%, Lemon Tree: 6%
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Ned: My favorite group of holidays are coming up Good Friday, Easter Sunday
Homer: And Half-Off Candy Day! That's the Monday after Easter Sunday. And Dumpster Candy Day. That's on Tuesday.
Ned: Homer, I'm worried that all your favorite holidays revolve around discounted candy.
Ned: Have you forgotten the true meaning of Easter?
Homer: Is there any answer I can give that will keep me from getting a lecture?
Ned: You could give me back my snow blower.
Homer: Alright, I'll take the lecture.
Task: Make Ned Teach Homer About Easter
Task: Make Homer Pretend to Listen
Time: 4h
Location: Flanders Home
Easter Fools Pt. 2
Lisa starts
Lisa: I hate Easter.
Lisa: These candy baskets, colored eggs and magic rabbits are just a thinly veiled metaphor for the military-industrial complex.
Lisa: You can read about it in my zine "You Can't Spell Functional Administrative Policy Without Fun."
Ned: Now that's just silly-dy diddly talk Lisa! I hear there's an Easter egg hunt this year, aren't you excited about that?
Lisa: Mr. Flanders, the only nest eggs I'm interested in are mortgage-backed security funds and 401(k)s.
Ned: Sounds like you are looking for a more boring holiday to relate to.
Ned: Might I suggest Good Friday. None of the candy and twice the penitence!
Lisa: If you read my zine, you would've seen my savage expose on all Fridays, both Good and regular.
Task: Make Lisa Play the Blues
Time: 8h
Easter Fools Pt. 3
Homer starts
Homer: Hey Lisa, it's Good Friday! Are you ready to get going?
Lisa: Going where? To church?
Homer: No! Were going shopping for all those Good Friday deals! Unless theres some sort of sale going on at the church.
Apu: Indeed! The Kwik-E-Mart is offering great Good Friday sales on our Easter inventory! Come check it out!
Lisa: Big sales happen on BLACK Friday. Good Friday is the day Jesus was crucified.
Homer: Yeah. Crucified by his boss for making such crazy deals! At least according to this mattress sale ad.
Task: Make Springfielders Shop for Good Friday Sales [x6]
Time: 8h
Location: Kwik-E-Mart
Easter Fools Pt. 4
Ned starts
Ned: *Sigh* Good Friday was the last non-commercialized holiday.
Lisa: I really thought Arbor Day was going to be the hold out, but then it became all about printer paper sales.
Ned: On the bright side, I got a Good Friday deal on a new 3D Plasma HD TV.
Lisa: So you gave in too? I thought for sure you wouldn't cave.
Ned: Don't worry, Lisa. I'm only going to watch God's favorite movies on it The Ten Commandments and Caddyshack.
Task: Make Lisa Watch Easter Films
Task: Make Ned Watch Easter Films
Time: 6h
Location: Flanders Home
Lisa: Maybe I've been too harsh on Easter it is what you make of it.
Lisa: Sure it's as commercial as all the rest, but I did learn that Caddyshack is a pretty funny movie.
Lisa: But the Ten Commandments only had seven commandments in it.
Ned: I edited out the ones that were a little too racy.
Easter Fools Pt. 5
Homer starts
Homer: Why do I have to work today when it's still Easter somewhere?
Mr. Burns: I gave you Easter Sunday off isnt that enough?
Krusty: Look at those silly gentiles squabbling over their one day holiday.
Krusty: Jewish Passover is 8 days long, suckers. And instead of filthy pork, we get delicious giant unsalted Saltines.
Homer: D'oh! I knew we picked the wrong god!
Task: Make Krusty Prepare for Passover
Time: 8h
Location: Krusty Burger
Task: Make Homer Think About Converting to Judaism
Time: 8h
Location: Simpson Home
The quest will continue April 5th at 9am BST
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New Mystery Box
Mr. Burns starts
Mr. Burns: Mystery box sales are down again this month! How could something that once topped the charts every week fall so far out of favor with the public?
Smithers: Actually sir, that's to be expected. People experienced the mystery box, they enjoyed it for a while, and now they've moved on.
Smithers: Perhaps we could come up with something else to sell them something new and original!
Mr. Burns: Yes yes, we'll get to that. But first we have to do everything we can to keep them interested in spending money on the old thing!
Smithers: Really, sir? Wouldn't it make more sense just to appreciate the mystery box for what it was and just remove it from the store? Let it die with dignity?
Mr. Burns: Die? With dignity? I intend to do neither of those things. And the mystery box won't either!
Mr. Burns: Change the interface! Offer a promotion! Rebalance the economy! Inspire nostalgia! We need to try anything and everything we can to keep it afloat!
Smithers: I suppose we could offer a new set of prizes for the mystery box.
Mr. Burns: That's a start... but I was hoping for something more superficial.
Smithers: A new icon?
Mr. Burns: Excellent.
System Message: The new Mystery Box has arrived! With new prizes AND a new icon.
If the user doesn't have Kearney, and after tapping "OK":
Kearney: Open a new Mystery box and you might unlock me!
If the user doesn't have Blue Haired Lawyer:
Blue Haired Lawyer: Open a new Mystery box and you might unlock me!
System Message: As any good drug pusher will tell you, the first one is free.
If the user finds Blue Haired Lawyer in a new Mystery Box:
Blue Haired Lawyer: Guess I just came into this game pro bono.
If the user finds Kearney in a new Mystery Box:
Kearney: Nice! Let's celebrate by me punching you so hard your grandma cries.
If the user finds Springfield Tire Fire in a new Mystery Box:
Homer: Ah, the tire fire.... so many memories. Most of them carcinogenic.
If the user finds Squeaky Voiced Teen in a new Mystery Box:
Squeaky Voiced Teen: I hope there's a career waiting for me at Krusty Burger. My girlfriend will kill me if there isn't.
New Mystery Box chances:
Lard Lad Donuts: 2%, Blue Haired Lawyer: 14%, Kearney: 7%, Springfield Tire Yard: 14%, Channel 6 News Van: 7%, Itchy Scratchy Billboard: 7%, Squeaky Voiced Teen: 14%, 30 Donuts: 1%, 10 Donuts: 2%, Chalmers' 1979 _ONDA: 7%, Bomb Shelter: 7%, Minnow Pond: 7%, Khlav Kalash Stand: 7%, Lemon Tree: 6%
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Gil Offer
Gil: Ol' Gil fell on some hard times. I moved into a shipping container and got shipped to Polynesia.
Gil: The plus side is I traded the container for this Polynesian god. Celebrate Easter with something new and Gil can celebrate with a hot ham plate.
Homer: Polynesian god? That's nonsense! Easter is about a bunny that lays eggs and a guy who comes back to life. Hmm, that sounds pretty ridiculous too.
Homer: Maybe this new god has something going. What's his philosophy on church attendance?
Lisa: Um, Dad. Mom said you weren't allowed to change religions again without consulting her.
Gil: No church!
Homer: Woohoo!
Easter Island God: Just back breaking labor to create giant stone statues in my honor, which I will then grade and use to rank you.
Lisa: Graded and ranked?
Lisa: Daddy I want it!
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If the user accepts:
Gil: Enjoy your stone god! More fun than a pet rock, which I also have for sale!
Easter Island God: Youve got Skippy? Give me my puppy!
Gil: Of course. And about that reward we hadnt talked about ?
Easter Island God: I am a god. I care not for petty things like money! I care only for statues of me!
Gil: Id settle for a wish. Id wish for a hot ham meal. No, Gil, dream big! Two hot ham meals!
If the user declines:
Ned: Every day without a pagan idol is a good day for Ned-a-rino!
Gil: Ol Gil will be fine. Just got to tighten the ol belt a bit. Or SELL my belt. Anyone want a belt?
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Easter Island
Lisa starts
Lisa: It's nice to have different cultures represented here in Springfield. This place is usually so yellow washed
Easter Island God: And now you can spend the Easter holiday worshipping me! The god of Easter!
Easter Island God: island.
Lisa: I suppose adding another take on Easter isn't going to hurt anything.
Lisa: The candy companies will be happy to have something else they can commercialize.
Easter Island God: I can even fit into the current Easter culture. See, I even dropped a few eggs!
Homer: Woohoo! Chocolate I hope!
Easter Island God: Uhhh, I highly doubt they're chocolate.
Task: Make Homer Search for Easter Eggs
Time: 12h
Location: Easter Island God
After job start:
Homer: There's something funny about these eggs.
Homer: Shut up, Brain. Never question Stomach.
Homer: *Chomp*
The Godhead
Rev. Lovejoy starts
Rev. Lovejoy: Um, excuse me Mr Island?
Easter Island God: Please, just call me God. Or your Lord and Savior Godhead, for short.
Rev. Lovejoy: About that, we sort of feel like Easter already has one God story and we're pretty sure the one is enough. So
Easter Island God: But my story is so much better.
Easter Island God: I forced my people to make stone idols in my honor and worship them until they depleted all of their resources and died. The end.
Rev. Lovejoy: Perhaps if you offered some sort of unified dogma or moral code to live by.
Easter Island God: I do. "BUILD STONE HEADS!" Next question.
Task: Make Reverend Lovejoy Suffer a Headache
Time: 12h
Location: First Church of Springfield
Lisa: For an island dweller, this bossy stone god is definitely not Jimmy Buffet material.
Lisa: And I can't ignore that Easter Island was a humanitarian and ecological disaster.
Easter Island God: Oh sure, blame me for that when the entire world is doing the same thing.
Easter Island God: If anything we were ahead of the curve.
Lisa: Ugh, convincing you is like trying to squeeze blood from a stone.
Easter Island God: Is that a threat?
Kirk Van Gogh
Kirk starts
Kirk: It's not every day that I get a job offer from a real god! Or a job offer.
Kirk: What's my job title gonna be? High Priest? Bishop? I'll even take a simple, non-sarcastic Father.
Easter Island God: HA! You? A Father?! Don't make me laugh.
Kirk: I do have a son.
Easter Island God: This being Lord thing hasn't been as lucrative as I hoped.
Easter Island God: So I'm going with my fallback career Slum Lord. I need you to be my rental agent.
Kirk: Convincing desperate people to make bad decisions is something I do everyday!
Kirk: Well, not so much people as person. And that person is me.
Task: Make Kirk Advertise Slums
Time: 12h
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Homer: Now the event everyone's been waiting for
Apu: My monthly delivery of expired tuna fish?
Quimby: National Take Your Bribe To Work Day?
Ned: A ceremony honoring the resurrection of our Lord and Savior?
Homer: No, no, and no it's the Easter Egg Hunt!
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Task: Go to Bunny #24601
Task: Find Easter Egg [x3]
After finding all Easter Eggs:
Bunny #24601: *chitter chitter* Congratulations! You found all the Easter Eggs!
Easter Egg Clue 1
Bunny #24601 starts
Bunny #24601: *chitter chitter* Place five additional fences from the Easter Egg menu! Get some weird shaped Easter Eggs!
Bunny #24601: *chitter chitter* Find Easter Items in the Easter Section of the Store!
Easter Egg Task: Place Easter Fences [x5]
System Message: Congratulations! You found an Easter Egg! Here's 5 Donuts!
Homer: I went looking for eggs and instead I found donuts a far healthier breakfast option!
Homer: I wonder what other literal and figurative Easter Eggs there are out there?
Bunny #24601: *chitter chitter* Tap on me for clues before Easter is over!
Easter Egg Clue 2
Bunny #24601 starts
Bunny #24601: *chitter chitter* Try sending a certain pointy haired little girl on an Easter Egg hunt! I bet she'll find some funny shaped Easter Eggs!
Easter Egg Task: Make Lisa Do an Easter Egg Hunt
Time: 45s
System Message: Congratulations! You found an Easter Egg! Here's 5 Donuts!
Easter Egg Clue 3
Bunny #24601 starts
Bunny #24601: *chitter chitter* Do you have an Easter Float yet? Tap it 5 times for a special 'Easter Egg'.
Bunny #24601: *chitter chitter* Find Easter Items in the Easter Section of the Store!
Easter Egg Task: Tap Easter Float [x5]
System Message : Congratulations! You found an Easter Egg! Here's 10 Donuts!
Johnny Fiestas
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Marge: Johnny Fiestas! I've been there with one of my women's groups. Their margaritas are fantastic!
Lisa: What is their food like?
Marge: I have no memory of their food...
Tropical Thunder
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Homer: Banana Dictatorship?!
Homer: I love stores named for a repressive, socially stratified politcal system. It just screams "fashion."
Hip To Be Cubical
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Milhouse: Oooh, the Blocko Store! Where, if you can imagine it, you can build it!
Milhouse: The doctor says I was born without an imagination. But you guys can all have fun!
The Last Temptation of Hugs Bunny Pt. 1
Homer starts
Homer: Look, players! It's the Easter Bunny!
Hugs Bunny: Actually, sir, my name is Hugs Bunny. Or rather, that'a the name of the character I am portraying. I am plainly a man in a bunny suit.
Homer: Oh. I mean, look, TSTO gang! It's a guy in a bunny suit!
Homer: Geez, everybody. Don't be so gullible. Did you REALLY believe that was the Easter Bunny? Because I sure didn't. Not for a second.
Homer: Seriously, everybody, I think tapping on that phone all day is turning your brains to mush.
Hugs Bunny: As much fun as it is listening to you berate your local customers, I have work to do. You'll excuse me.
Task: Make Hugs Bunny Check on Easter Eggs
Time: 1h
The Last Temptation of Hugs Bunny Pt. 2
Homer starts
Homer: Hugs, you are truly the most gifted performer the world has ever known.
Hugs Bunny: I own a bunny suit. That is the full extent of my talents.
Hugs Bunny: I've not even taken the time to develop an "act". Most four-year-olds find me woefully unprofessional.
Homer: Let me be your agent, Hugs, and I promise you that within three years you'll be accepting the Oscar for Best Rabbit.
Hugs Bunny: There's no such thing, and even if there was, I would lose.
Hugs Bunny: See, the Oscars are a popularity contest, and I am famously difficult to work with.
Hugs Bunny: Because, when you get down to it, I am ashamed to be a man in a bunny suit.
Homer: I believe in you, Hugs!
Hugs Bunny: Well, I don't.
Task: Reach Level 7 and Build the Blue House
Task: Make Hugs Bunny Work a Birthday Party
Time: 4h
Location: Blue House
The Last Temptation of Hugs Bunny Pt. 3
Hugs Bunny starts
Hugs Bunny: Another day, another mildly disappointed birthday party.
Homer: Let me be your agent, Hugs. Don't you want to make the big bucks?
Hugs Bunny: If I felt I deserved them, yes. But again, I am a lazy hack.
Homer: A lazy hack who deserves to be paid more for his art. I can get you what's right and fair.
Homer: Then I will take 30%, leaving you with 70% of what's right and fair. Doesn't that sound fair?
Hugs Bunny: Not especially, but I'm tired of arguing. Go for it.
Task: Make Hugs Bunny Fight for Fair Compensation
Time: 24h
Location: Purple House
The Last Temptation of Hugs Bunny Pt. 4
Homer starts
Homer: Bad news, Hugs. Some lawyers from Disney saw an ad I took out for you. They're suing you for stealing their character.
Hugs Bunny: Hugs Bunny isn't a Disney character. I invented him!
Homer: See, they did a movie with the Easter Bunny in it. So now they feel they own all holiday-themed rodents.
Homer: They also claim to own the rights to Santa Claus, the Boogeyman, the emotion "love," Ronald Reagan and dreams.
Homer: Oh, and in that same movie one character hugged another, so by using the name "Hugs," you're infringing on their intellectual property.
Homer: Looks like Hugs is dead. Really sorry.
Hugs Bunny: You idiot!
Task: Reach Level 20 and Build the Town Hall
Task: Make Hugs Bunny Battle Homer
Time: 8h
Location: Town Hall
Requires: Homer
The Last Temptation of Hugs Bunny Pt. 5
Hugs Bunny starts
Judge Snyder: Hugs Bunny, you have been found guilty of assauly, disturbing the peace, and resisting arrest.
Judge Snyder: I hereby sentence you to twelve hours of community service, starting with an educational presentation at the local elemantary school.
Hugs Bunny: ...
Homer: Well, at least you're back in show business, Easter Bunny.
Hugs Bunny: I am NOT the Easter Bunny, you buffoon!
Task: Make Hugs Bunny Give a Presentation to Children
Time: 12h
Location: Springfield Elementary
A Spoonful of Bitter Pt. 1
Ned starts
Ned: Homer, I was thinking my boys might benefit from having a woman in the house.
Homer: I get it -- you want my advice on how to meet women.
Homer: Well, "Christian Couples" is a great dating site for people like you. "PlentyofJesusFish" is also good.
Homer: Or if you're feeling frisky, there's "Chritian Swingers." Though I imagine you'll meet some very conflicted people.
Ned: No, no, I'm looking for a nanny!
Ned: Someone like Shary Bobbins, who came into your life so magically, discovered what horrible people you are, then got sucked into a jet engine.
Homer: Oh yeah -- happy memories. But hey, if Shary Bobbins is who you want, Shary Bobbins is who you'll get!
Ned: But Homer... she's dead.
Homer: Stupid Flanders, Shary Bobbins is magic! She WAS dead, but now she's alive... because of magic.
Ned: You don't mean... BLACK magic?
Homer: No! Let's call it... "grey" magic...
Homer: Well, actually really, really dark grey. Like Payne's Grey. So dark it kinda looks black. But of course it's not. Only it is.
Homer: Hey Marge! Do we have any goat's blood or eyes of newt? Flanders wants me to do black magic!
Task: Make Shary Bobbins Practice "Grey" Magic"
Time: 8h
Location: Brown House
A Spoonful of Bitter Pt. 2
Shary Bobbins starts
Shary Bobbins: I've never seen such well-behaved childern! Your rooms are spotless, your homework is done, and you've completed every task set before you.
Rod: Oh no, we've run out of chores! It's a kid's worst nightmare!
Todd: Bedtime isn't until 5:30. However shall we ever fill the time?
Shary Bobbins: Now, now, children. If you search a little harder, you can always find some meaningless task to fill the time...
Rod: I feel a song coming on...
Shary Bobbins: BUSY WORK! BUSY WORK! POINTLESS TASKS FOR IDLE JERKS! NOTHING THAT NEEDS DOING, NOTHING REALLY WORTH PURSUING!
Shary Bobbins: BUSY WORK! BUSY WORK! ANYTHING THAT LEAVES YOU IRKED! SORTING'S ALWAYS BRUTAL, EVEN MORE SO WHEN IT'S FUTILE!
Task: Make Shary Bobbins Sing an Educational Song
Time: 4h
A Spoonful of Bitter Pt. 3
Shary Bobbins starts
Todd And Rodd: Wow, Shary Bobbins! We just spent hours accomplishing nothing!
Shary Bobbins: You see, children? I knew you could do it!
Shary Bobbins: Now, imagine how much more fun it would be if, instead of just wasting time, you actally accomplished something?
Shary Bobbins: And what if the thing you accomplished was something very, very naughty? Wouldn't that be even MORE fun?
Rod: You're scaring me, British lady.
Shary Bobbins: NAUGHTY PRANKS! NAUGHTY PRANKS! TRY THEM AND YOU'LL GIVE ME THANKS! KIDS BEHAVING BADLY NEVER PASS THE EVENING SADLY!
Shary Bobbins: NAUGHTY PRANKS! NAUGHTY PRANKS! SOON YOU WILL BE ROBBING BANKS! LET'S GET INTO TROUBLE, AND LET'S DO IT ON THE DOUBLE!
Task: Make Shary Bobbins Encourage Evil Deeds
Time: 1h
Location: Flanders Home
A Spoonful of Bitter Pt. 4
Shary Bobbins starts
Todd: Daddy, Shary Bobbins is making us do bad things!
Ned: Miss Bobbins, far be it from an American to criticize anyone with a British accent...
Ned: ...but why are you corrupting my little angels?
Shary Bobbins: Godness me! Most people who use the Dark Arts to summon their nannies from beyond the grave EXPECT this kind of thing!
Ned: Yes, well, it didn't say anything about "demonic tendencies" in your references.
Shary Bobbins: I've been meaning to update those.
Task: Reach Level 7 and Build the Blue House
Task: Make Shary Bobbins Update her References
Time: 12h
Location: Blue House
A Spoonful of Bitter Pt. 5
Ned starts
Ned: Miss Bobbins, I'm afraid this just isn't working out.
Shary Bobbins: Are you firing me?
Ned: "Firing" is such an ugly word. Let's call it "encouraging your relocation by brining in an exorcist and dousing the entire house in holy water."
Shary Bobbins: I suppose it's for the best. I've never met such perfect angels as your boys. It makes me sick.
Shary Bobbins: If only Homer Simpson would take me back. That son of his shows real promise, evil-wise.
Shary Bobbins: Ah, well. Goodbye, children!
Task: Make Shary Bobbins Fly on her Umbrella
Time: 24h
I'd say 'Happy Renovating / Donut Saving'...&/or go for the groovy Beach House if ya haven't 8)
LOL! Got it on the beach already. And full swing on renovations. I guess I was hoping to be included...
Thanks, as always, for the Walkthrough!
Edit: missed something while reading... nevermind
dont want 2 or whoever has it gets nothing
Is this it? This years easter event, or have I missed something? :?