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Best man speech "Help!!"?

I don't understand the question and I go to weddings for a living. You want to write a good best man speech? Tip, make it funny, tell stories about the groom and the first time you met the his new wife. And for God's sake please keep is short. People only listen for so long before they start tuning out.

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  • tommy1724
    1969 posts Member
    edited April 2015
    Also, watch the booze intake. Good servers will keep your glass from running dry, so be careful not to get overly refreshed before taking the mike!
  • Jax001100
    1004 posts Member
    edited April 2015
    I don't understand the question and I go to weddings for a living. You want to write a good best man speech? Tip, make it funny, tell stories about the groom and the first time you met the his new wife. And for God's sake please keep is short. People only listen for so long before they start tuning out.

    This. Also, keep it clean. The dirty stories are for the bachelor party. And absolutely no mention of the groom's ex-partners.
  • roxypup
    313 posts
    edited April 2015
    Generally you should also thank the family for putting on the wedding
  • JimJ321
    4206 posts Member
    edited April 2015
    Make sure you have your pants on!!!!
  • kappa2783159
    561 posts Member
    edited April 2015
    I think i have a first draft...

    To the bride... Welcome. As distant and as disjointed our family might seem, it does not matter to us. We will always come together and be as one. If there may be anything you need do not be shy. We are not a shy bunch of people. We will be there. You are now apart of our family and welcome with open arms. Salute. Welcome Mrs....

    To the groom... I look up to you probably more then you will ever know. Being here and seeing the future you are creating for yourself, makes me believe that change can be possible. I give you all my best wishes, all my hopes of success, and all the best for you and (brides name). Salute.

    To all that are here... Today is a day that will be celebrated for many more years. So lets give them a day that will never be forgotten. Salute!!! DJ!! Turn on some music and lets keep this party going!!! :D:D:D

    How'd I do???

  • JimJ321
    4206 posts Member
    edited April 2015
    Looks good. Happy speaking.
  • johncolombo
    11677 posts Senior Moderator
    edited April 2015
    I think i have a first draft...

    To the bride... Welcome. As distant and as disjointed our family might seem, it does not matter to us. We will always come together and be as one. If there may be anything you need do not be shy. We are not a shy bunch of people. We will be there. You are now apart of our family and welcome with open arms. Salute. Welcome Mrs....

    To the groom... I look up to you probably more then you will ever know. Being here and seeing the future you are creating for yourself, makes me believe that change can be possible. I give you all my best wishes, all my hopes of success, and all the best for you and (brides name). Salute.

    To all that are here... Today is a day that will be celebrated for many more years. So lets give them a day that will never be forgotten. Salute!!! DJ!! Turn on some music and lets keep this party going!!! :D:D:D

    How'd I do???

    If you're being serious, not so good. When I said short, I meant don't ramble. You need to put a bit more heart/emotion in it. The speech always goes better when you talk about how you became friends with the groom briefly, with joke or two (not dirty). You then mention the first time you met the Mrs. to be and add a joke or two to embarrass (not dirty) the groom. This all makes good photo fodder for the photographer btw. Then talk about how the new Mrs. has changed the life of groom/BF forever in positive ways. Cheers! Jokingly warn her about (slight/exaggerated downfalls of becoming Mrs.) You do not need to thank the family while giving this speech, but if you are friends with the family you can mention them. Also after your speech comes the maid of honor possibly so calling upon the DJ, not a good idea. Best man usually goes first.

    My 2 cents. Not putting you down, just trying to help. Maybe ask one of the bridesmaids for assistance.. They've been to lots of weddings too I'd guess.

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  • kappa2783159
    561 posts Member
    edited April 2015
    I think i have a first draft...

    To the bride... Welcome. As distant and as disjointed our family might seem, it does not matter to us. We will always come together and be as one. If there may be anything you need do not be shy. We are not a shy bunch of people. We will be there. You are now apart of our family and welcome with open arms. Salute. Welcome Mrs....

    To the groom... I look up to you probably more then you will ever know. Being here and seeing the future you are creating for yourself, makes me believe that change can be possible. I give you all my best wishes, all my hopes of success, and all the best for you and (brides name). Salute.

    To all that are here... Today is a day that will be celebrated for many more years. So lets give them a day that will never be forgotten. Salute!!! DJ!! Turn on some music and lets keep this party going!!! :D:D:D

    How'd I do???

    If you're being serious, not so good. When I said short, I meant don't ramble. You need to put a bit more heart/emotion in it. The speech always goes better when you talk about how you became friends with the groom briefly, with joke or two (not dirty). You then mention the first time you met the Mrs. to be and add a joke or two to embarrass (not dirty) the groom. This all makes good photo fodder for the photographer btw. Then talk about how the new Mrs. has changed the life of groom/BF forever in positive ways. Cheers! Jokingly warn her about (slight/exaggerated downfalls of becoming Mrs.) You do not need to thank the family while giving this speech, but if you are friends with the family you can mention them. Also after your speech comes the maid of honor possibly so calling upon the DJ, not a good idea. Best man usually goes first.

    My 2 cents. Not putting you down, just trying to help. Maybe ask one of the bridesmaids for assistance.. They've been to lots of weddings too I'd guess.
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    What speech might you create if asked to be a best man? I asked for "help" not encouragement.
  • emmcee1
    8388 posts Member
    edited April 2015
    Idk bro I guess how well you know the person, good things you both have experienced, what he did that helped and encouraged you and can that be used in his marriage, funny moments you shared and just basically telling people what a good all round bloke he is, just do it before you hit the turps hard or some things his future wife doesn't need to know, might come into play.
  • kappa2783159
    561 posts Member
    edited April 2015
    emmcee1 wrote:
    Idk bro I guess how well you know the person, good things you both have experienced, what he did that helped and encouraged you and can that be used in his marriage, funny moments you shared and just basically telling people what a good all round bloke he is, just do it before you hit the turps hard or some things his future wife doesn't need to know, might come into play.


    Emcee you're awesome!!! Thank you and God bless you......... :D:D:D
  • emmcee1
    8388 posts Member
    edited April 2015
    emmcee1 wrote:
    Idk bro I guess how well you know the person, good things you both have experienced, what he did that helped and encouraged you and can that be used in his marriage, funny moments you shared and just basically telling people what a good all round bloke he is, just do it before you hit the turps hard or some things his future wife doesn't need to know, might come into play.


    Emcee you're awesome!!! Thank you and God bless you......... :D:D:D

    No worries bud, I've never really had to do one, the one I did was for my brother so it was alot easier than having to talk about a friend.
  • kappa2783159
    561 posts Member
    edited April 2015
    I think i have a first draft...

    To the bride... Welcome. As distant and as disjointed our family might seem, it does not matter to us. We will always come together and be as one. If there may be anything you need do not be shy. We are not a shy bunch of people. We will be there. You are now apart of our family and welcome with open arms. Salute. Welcome Mrs....

    To the groom... I look up to you probably more then you will ever know. Being here and seeing the future you are creating for yourself, makes me believe that change can be possible. I give you all my best wishes, all my hopes of success, and all the best for you and (brides name). Salute.

    To all that are here... Today is a day that will be celebrated for many more years. So lets give them a day that will never be forgotten. Salute!!! DJ!! Turn on some music and lets keep this party going!!! :D:D:D

    How'd I do???

    I am going to cut out the "...and as disjointed..."
  • johncolombo
    11677 posts Senior Moderator
    edited April 2015
    I think i have a first draft...

    To the bride... Welcome. As distant and as disjointed our family might seem, it does not matter to us. We will always come together and be as one. If there may be anything you need do not be shy. We are not a shy bunch of people. We will be there. You are now apart of our family and welcome with open arms. Salute. Welcome Mrs....

    To the groom... I look up to you probably more then you will ever know. Being here and seeing the future you are creating for yourself, makes me believe that change can be possible. I give you all my best wishes, all my hopes of success, and all the best for you and (brides name). Salute.

    To all that are here... Today is a day that will be celebrated for many more years. So lets give them a day that will never be forgotten. Salute!!! DJ!! Turn on some music and lets keep this party going!!! :D:D:D

    How'd I do???

    I am going to cut out the "...and as disjointed..."

    Go with your heart and ask someone else from the wedding party. You'll be fine.
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