Law & Order: Simpson's Victims Unit (Day 7 ends Thursday at 10:30 PM AWST)
Evening Message - Day 1
Votes:
1. Annette 2 votes (Wilki, JBlue)
2. Pollard 2 votes (Fmust, Johnny)
3. Wilki 1 vote (Jae)
4. Zainh 1 vote (Henpot)
5. Wij 1 vote (Barry)
6. Ghall 1 vote (Roses)
7. Roses 1 vote (Ghall)
8. Smohqy 1 vote (Mary)
9. Juliet 1 vote (Yukon)
10. Yukon 1 vote (Glasshammer)
Annette has been lynched by receiving the most votes
Forced vote:
Pollard, Crosby, Wij, Smohqy, Anna, Zain, Annette, Juliet.
Absent:
Nobody
Story:
Chief Wiggum, Lou and Eddie were inside the Simpson's house. They decided the best thing to do was to eat. They raided the fridge and cupboards until there was nothing left. Wiggum decided he needed a rest. He went upstairs and sat on Bart's bed...It was too hard. He tried Homer and Marge's bed...It was too soft. He then tried Lisa's bed...It was perfect! But it was too small, so he went downstairs and napped on the couch. Once Wiggum woke up, they ate some more before finally deciding to do something. As usual, the police didn't know where to start. Wiggum thought he had an idea, but it turned out to be Santa's Little Helper humping his leg..."Go away!" Shouted Wiggum. Santa's Little Helper got off his leg and looked at him. "Wait...The dog was here, the dog is a witness!" Wiggum said. "Do you know who did this?". Santa's Little Helper stared at him blankly. "Silent, hey? So you do know something!" Wiggum said with a grin.
"Umm, Chief?" Eddie said while looking at the dog. "He's just a dog".
"That's what he wants you to think." Wiggum replied.
"Okay then...How about we start looking for clues." Eddie said.
"Good idea! Let's roll, boys." Wiggum replied.
As the police went outside, Principal Skinner was walking past.
"I'm so glad I have my light blue suit on today, you know, the one that I have on in some episodes, but then have a darker blue suit on in others, anyway, I feel on top of the world". Skinner said to himself.
"Hang on! Wait just a minute! What is this?!" Wiggum said getting in a huff.
"What is it, Chief?" Replied Lou.
"Look at his suit! It's too bright! I can't find the murderers when there's this bright blue suit in my way." Wiggum said demonstratively.
"But this suit isn't even that bright...It's only slightly brighter than your blue." Replied Skinner.
"No, I can't do this, I'm not doing anything until this bright blue is gone!" Wiggum said as he turned his back to them.
"But, Chief, we need to find these murderers. We can't let them get away with this" Lou Replied.
"I'm just one person, it doesn't matter" Wiggum said.
"No, you're actually 20 people" Lou replied.
"I'm not that fat, Lou" Wiggum said as he turned around to face Lou.
"No, there are 20 people controlling us. We need to try harder to find these murderers." Said Lou.
"Fine! But I have to take care on one thing first" Wiggum replied.
Wiggum made a decision. He decided he had to do something...But this blue was blinding him (so he says). He pulled out his gun and shot Skinner, followed by another shot, then another shot and another shot, that's how much he hated that colour. Skinner fell to the ground and that was his life over. Now, maybe, possibly the Springfielders will start to look for the villains.
Dead Players:
1. Annette (Principal Skinner, Springfielder, Good)
The dead players will be listed by their character/role/good or bad.
All players with special roles, remember to send them in before the night has ended.
Everyone please move to one of the night time threads.
Due to circumstances, this night will last for 2 days.
Day 2 starts Friday at 10:30 PM AWST
Morning Message - Day 2
Story:
After the scene at the Simpson's house, Marge and Lisa fleed in Marge's car. It was silent. Neither of them knew what to say, or what to do. They knew they had to keep driving and get out of town and find somewhere safe before they try and contact Homer and Bart. Suddenly, Marge realised..."Maggie! Where's Maggie!" Marge shouted.
"Oh, no. We didn't bring her!" Lisa replied. "Maybe Homer and Bart have her?"
"Noo. I didn't see her with them. I've forgotten my baby!!" Marge cried out.
"We couldn't have...My poor baby sister. I'm so sorry, mum." Lisa said.
"We can't run away. We need to go back get her." Said Marge as she turned the car around.
Lisa turned to the handbrake and pulled it, stopping the car.
"We can't do that, mum. The police will be there." Replied Lisa.
"You're right, Lisa." Marge said with a frown.
"We need to find help. Who do we know who can help us?" Said Lisa.
"Maybe we can get a lawyer. Someone who can help us fight any case we have to fight." Marge said while thinking of which lawyer they could hire. "We need the best lawyer in town!"
"Blue-haired lawyer?" Lisa replied.
"I mean the best lawyer we can afford." Marge said disappointingly.
Marge and Lisa decided that the only lawyer that they could afford and would still try and help them was Lionel Hutz. They drove to the Springfield Mall and walked to 'I Can't Believe It's A Law Firm'.
"Mr. Hutz! We need your help." Marge yelled as she ran into his office.
"Well, if it isn't Marge Simpson. It's been a long time, Marge. Are you here for your old realty job back? Or do you need me to sell your house?" Replied Lionel Hutz.
"No, no, we need your help with...Wait, sell our house? What is the market like these days? No, that can wait. We need your help with a...legal matter." Said Marge.
"You didn't kill somebody, did you, Marge?" Lionel Hutz said with a forbidding look.
"Well...Yes, actually." Replied Marge.
"Wait, really? I was just joking. I guess I'm better than I thought." Lionel Hutz said with a grin.
"So, will you help us?" Asked Marge.
"Marge, Marge, even if I wanted to help you, do you honestly think we would win a murder case? I can't even win cases when my client is innocent." Lionel Hutz replied.
"I guess you're right." Marge said while looking at the ground. "Let's go, Lisa."
"Where do you think you're going? I can't let you leave. I'm sure there would be a big reward in this for me. I could finally afford some better pants!" Said Lionel Hutz as he stood up, opened his desk drawer, pulled out a gun and held it pointing at Marge.
"Mr. Hutz! How can you do this?" Marge said in a shock.
"The law is the law, Marge." Replied Lionel Hutz.
Lionel Hutz was so excited about finally winning something that he neglected to notice Lisa sneaking behind him. Lisa grabbed a bottle of delicious...bourbon. Brownest of the brown liqours. She jumped up and hit him over the head with the tempting bottle of bourbon. Lionel Hutz fell and hit his head on the desk before hitting the ground. Blood started to pour from his head.
"Well, Mr. Hutz, I guess you've just been lawyered." Said Marge smiling.
"Mum, that doesn't make sense." Lisa said in her usual disagreeing tone.
"How about this one..." Marge was cut-off.
"There's no time, mum! We have to go." Lisa said trying to rush her mum.
"Fine! I guess I'll never get to say anything cool." Said Marge looking disappointed.
Dead Players:
1. Annette (Principal Skinner, Springfielder, Good)
2. Roses (Lionel Hutz, Lawyer, Good)
The dead players will be listed by their character/role/good or bad.
Due to it being the weekend, this day will last for 3 days.
Wij has been sent to jail and is silenced. He is allowed one 160 character message for the day.
Day 2 ends Monday at 10:30 PM AWST
Evening Message - Day 2
Votes:
1. Pollard 6 votes (Jae, Wilki, Mary, Johnny, Crosby, Ghall)
2. Yukon 1 vote (Zainh)
3. Mary 1 vote (Juliet)
4. Smohqy 1 vote (Jblue)
5. Zainh 1 vote (Wij)
6. Crosby 1 vote (Smohqy)
7. Fmust 1 vote (Anna)
8. Wij 1 vote (Pollard)
9. Jae 1 vote (Yukon)
10. Johnny 1 vote (Fmust)
Pollard has been lynched by receiving the most votes.
Forced vote:
Pollard, Crosby, Wij, Smohqy, Anna, Zain, Juliet.
Absent:
Nobody
Story:
The police squad knew they had a tough task ahead of them. They had killed one of their best players on the first day and then had to watch as their lawyer, someone who could save one of the innocents if they found themselves in danger from the law, was killed. The police were obsessing over the colour blue and now they were obsessing over the colour brown. Would the police ever find something useful?"So, where do we head to first?" Wiggum asked Eddie and Lou. "I don't know, Chief...Maybe if we keep driving around and around we'll find something." Replied Eddie. "That doesn't uh...That doesn't sound like it would work. It's not like a villain would drag attention to themselves." Lou explained.
But just as Lou said that, Wiggum spotted Marge and Lisa walking out of the front exit of the Springfield Mall.
"Hey, Chief! That's Marge and Lisa Simpson and there is blood on Marge's dress." Lou exclaimed.
"They must be one of the villain teams then and they must be still murdering." Wiggum saying the smartest thing he has ever said.
They drove into the Springfield Mall parking lot and hammered the brakes right in front of Marge and Lisa.
"Police! Put your hands in the air!" Wiggum yelled as the police got out of the car.
"Oh, no! They've found us, Lisa!" Marge cried out.
"Mum, what's going to happen to us?" Asked Lisa as she tugged on Marge's dress.
"I will never let anything happen to you, Lisa. Go! Run! I will hold them off." Marge said as tears started to run down her eyes.
"No, I'm not leaving you" Replied Lisa as tears started to run from her eyes as well.
"Listen to me, sweetie. I'll be fine, promise." Marge knew she was lying to her daughter, but she had to get her to leave.
"Okay, Mum. I love you." Lisa knew she was lying, but did as her Mother wished.
''I love you too" Marge replied.
Lisa turned and ran away as wiped the tears from her face and covered her ears to block out what she knew would happen. Marge turned to the police, but she could barely see through her watery eyes.
"Okay, you have me. Leave my daughter alone, she didn't do anything. Neither did my Husband or Son." Marge pleaded.
"We can't let them go. They're all accomplices. We'll go after them all after we're done with you." Wiggum said to Marge as all the cops drew their guns at her.
Marge knew this was the end for her. So many thoughts started to run through her head. She would never see Lisa grow up and get married. She would never see Bart grow up...and never leave the house. She would never grow old with her husband, as she always dreamed. And Maggie, her precious, precious baby. She wouldn't be around to witness any of Maggie's life. She couldn't handle the thoughts any more. She did what any Mother would do. She did what she could to try and protect her family.
Marge wiped the tears from her eyes one last time. "I Love you Homie, Bart, Lisa and Maggie". She said as she ran towards the police, but before she could get half-way, she was met by gunfire.
Wiggum, Eddie and Lou fired their guns and they watched as Marge fell to the ground. Her well-known green dress, now red. They all stood up, put their guns away, took their hats off and shed a tear as they remembered the woman who meant so much to them all. They knew that she was just trying to help her family, but they had no choice. They knew as hard as it is, they still needed to find the remaining villains.
Dead Players:
1. Annette (Principal Skinner, Springfielder, Good)
2. Roses (Lionel Hutz, Lawyer, Good)
3. Pollard (Marge, Villain, Bad)
All players with special roles, remember to send them in before the night has ended.
Everyone please move to one of the night time threads.
Day 3 starts Tuesday at 10:30 PM AWST
Morning Message - Day 3
Story:
Homer and Bart were driving along in their car. They both knew that neither of them had the smarts or skills to avoid the police forever. They needed to come up with a plan. They took their fourth meal break in an hour because Homer was hungry again. That's when they heard the news on the radio. Marge had been killed. Homer began to cry, Bart started acting in denial. As hard as it was for them to deal with, they knew they had to move on. After all, they would become the bigger targets now. Homer decided the best place to hide out would be at the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant. Who would think that Homer would be at the place he works? And Mr. Burns has money. They could steal some of it and leave the country and never be seen again. The plan was in place, but they had to execute it."Okay, boy, do you have the gun from the house?" Homer asked Bart. "I sure do." Replied Bart. "What's the plan?".
"We sneak our way past security, enter Mr. Burns office, and we kidnap him. We send a message to Smithers who will give anything to get him back. We get what we need and we leave. Easy." Homer said with surprising confidence.
"Sounds like a good plan. What could go wrong." Bart also said with high confidence.
Homer and Bart made it past the entrance, they made their way through the halls before stopping outside Mr. Burns office. They put a mirror under the door to see if Smithers was by Burns' side. He was no where to be seen. They knew this was their opportunity. They opened the door and Homer pointed the gun at Mr. Burns.
"Hands up, Burnsy! This is a kidnapping." Homer yelled.
Mr. Burns looked surprised. Not by the kidnap attempt, but because he didn't know who Homer was. "Who the devil are you?" He asked.
"You still don't know my name?" Homer screamed. "That's it, you are so dead."
"Homer, no! We need him alive." Bart told Homer.
"Listen to the kid, whoever you are." Mr. Burns said.
"I'm Homer Simpson! I work here!" Homer shouted.
"What? You work for me? Well, for trying to kill me, I'm giving you a 5 percent pay-cut." Mr. Burns replied.
Homer cries out. "I need that money for donuts!".
"What are you going to do, shoot me? And live out everyone's dream? I don't think so." Said Mr. Burns.
Mr. Burns pushes a button on his desk. A trap door opens in the floor...But nothing comes out.
"Where are the mutated animals that live under my plant that I've hidden so no one finds out that nuclear power is bad?" Asked Mr. Burns.
"I guess you're not so big when you don't have your hounds, or your weapons, or your Smithers." Homer said. "It's time to take out the real waste in this plant...You!".
Homer shot Burns, there was no blood because there was no blood left in his system. How he was still alive even to this point is beyond me. They collected anything useful they found in his office and headed off once again into hiding.
Dead Players:
1. Annette (Principal Skinner, Springfielder, Good)
2. Roses (Lionel Hutz, Lawyer, Good)
3. Pollard (Marge, Villain, Bad)
4. GlassHammer (Mr. Burns, Springfielder, Good)
Forced vote:
Henpot, Barry.
Crosby has been sent to jail and is silenced. He is allowed one 160 character message for the day.
Day 3 ends Thursday at 10:30 PM AWST
Evening Message - Day 3
Votes:
1. Juliet 5 votes (Jae, Ghall, Barry, Smohqy, Jblue)
2. Wilki 1 vote (Zainh)
3. Yukon 1 vote (Juliet)
4. Jblue 1 vote (Wilki)
5. Barry 1 vote (Henpot)
6. Henpot 1 vote (Anna)
7. Anna 1 vote (Mary)
8. Crosby 1 vote (Fmust)
Juliet has been lynched by receiving the most votes.
Forced vote:
Henpot, Barry.
Absent:
Nobody
Story:
After the success of finding a villain on the previous day, the police officers thought it would be best to head back to the Simpson's house to look for clues. After searching and searching, they couldn't find anything.
"There must be a clue here somewhere." Wiggum said as he continued to search.
"I can't find anything." Replied Lou.
"Hey, do you remember when there were no clues given at all and we actually had to work to find villains?" Asked Eddie. "When did we get so lazy?".
"I don't know." Replied Wiggum. "We did find a villain on the second day. That's some good work." Continued Wiggum. "And we didn't do it with clues, but with good old investigating people's behaviour. Maybe we should continue to do that?" Wiggum said proudly.
"That's a good idea, Chief" Replied Lou. "This is a crime show and I'm sure there are clues and will be more clues, but like any good crime show, the best clues never come at the start." Finished Lou.
"We still outnumber the villains greatly and it wouldn't be fair to them if the identity of the villains were just given away." Eddie said. "I'm sure there's still something big planned. Maybe if we were more enthusiastic and not breaking rules and annoying the almighty, he would be more lenient towards doing more for the game".
While the officers spoke, Ned Flanders walked to the door to find out what was happening.
"Hey diddly ho, officereenos!" Ned said as he knocked on the open door. "What the diddly is going on here? My internet has been out and I haven't been able to find out what's happening."
"Hey, Ned. Were you home when this happened?" Asked Wiggum.
"I wasn't. My boys and I were out having the best flavour of ice cream ever...Plain." Ned replied.
"That's a shame, you could have really helped us. All we know for now is that Marge was a part of this and she's been killed." Wiggum told Ned.
"Oh, no! Are you sure about that?" Ned looked shocked.
"Yes, we're pretty sure she was on of the murderers." Wiggum added.
"I find that hard to believe. Marge was such a nice person. I'm sure there was a reason for what she did." Said Ned.
"Wait, why are you defending her? She's a murderer. That's awfully suspicious!" Wiggum looked around at Eddie and Lou.
"Nothing suspicious about it...Diddly." Replied Ned.
"Where were you when the murder took place, Ned?" Wiggum asked.
"I already told you." Ned replied.
"I don't believe you. I think you are a part of this." Wiggum accused Ned.
"No, no, no. I'm a good person. Look." Ned pleaded.
He reached into his pocket to pull something out, but was stopped by Wiggum who had pulled out his gun and shot him. Wiggum believed that Ned was reaching for a weapon, but all he was reaching for was his bible. He just wanted to read a passage in this time of need to try and help them. Just like he did his whole life, he just wanted to help. Once again though, the police officers had mistaken someone completely innocent for a villain. Probably the most innocent person in Springfield. They now had a nervy wait until the morning to see how much this mistake would cost them.
Dead Players:
1. Annette (Principal Skinner, Springfielder, Good)
2. Roses (Lionel Hutz, Lawyer, Good)
3. Pollard (Marge, Villain, Bad)
4. GlassHammer (Mr. Burns, Springfielder, Good)
5. Juliet (Ned Flanders, Springfielder, Good)
All players with special roles, remember to send them in before the night has ended.
Everyone please move to one of the night time threads.
Day 4 starts Friday at 10:30 PM AWST
Morning Message - Day 4
Story:
After the death of her Mother, Lisa was forced to fend for herself. She tried to connect to her spiritually, but it seems this time that the dead can no longer help. She continued to roam the town by herself. She tried to think of happy things to cheer her up, but everything just made her sadder. Not even the thought of unicorns could cheer her up. She made her way to a dark alley and sat down."I miss my mum, I miss my dad, I miss my sister, I even miss my brother." A crying Lisa said.
She then stopped crying as she heard a noise coming from the darkness.
"Yo, little chicky babe. Could you be quiet, I'm trying to hide here." Said Snake.
"As am I." Lisa replied.
"You? What did you do? Murder a tree? Hahahaha...haha." Snake laughed at her.
"My mum murdered her sister and I ran away with her." Lisa said with tears in her eyes again.
"Whoa, really? That babe is so fine. I'd murder a million Apus for her. So where is she now?" Snake replied.
"She's dead. The police killed her." Lisa said as she started to cry.
"Wait, that means you're like target number 1. The police wouldn't even care if they found me." Snake added.
"I guess that means I'm more dangerous than you." Lisa said with a smile.
"Hahaha! That's a good one, little chick." Replied Snake.
"What's so funny? You said it yourself, I'm one of the most searched for criminals at the moment. What crime have you ever committed that's made you more wanted?" Lisa asked.
"How about the murder of an 8 year old girl?" Snake said angrily.
"Yeah, like that would give you any street credit." Lisa laughed.
"How do you think you're going to survive? You couldn't even hurt a fly, how will you defeat all these cops?" Snake asked.
"If I ever see any of them, I'm going to shoot them. I'll shoot them all and avenge my mum. "Lisa said in a rage.
"Hahaha..haha. Sure, let's see how brave you are." Snake said.
Snake handed Lisa his gun.
"What do you want me to do with this?" Lisa asked.
"I want to see if you're capable of killing anybody. Go find someone and shoot them." Snake told her.
"No, I don't want to do that." Lisa replied.
"See, I knew it. Leave it to the real criminals, lil' babe." Snake said as he started to walk away.
"I'll show you". Lisa said.
Lisa stood up, checked the gun, aimed it at Snake and shot him. Once she saw his lifeless body, she couldn't believe what she had done. What has she become? Then she remembered why she's doing this. To avenge her mother's death. Lisa found a renewed energy for this mission and she took off to find more victims.
Dead Players:
1. Annette (Principal Skinner, Springfielder, Good)
2. Roses (Lionel Hutz, Lawyer, Good)
3. Pollard (Marge, Villain, Bad)
4. GlassHammer (Mr. Burns, Springfielder, Good)
5. Juliet (Ned Flanders, Springfielder, Good)
6. Wij (Snake, Criminal, Good)
Forced vote:
Johnny, Yukon, Crosby, Fmust.
Yukon has been sent to jail and is silenced. She is allowed one 160 character message for the day.
Day 4 ends Monday at 10:30 PM AWST
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Please, make sure you look over all the rules!
The opening message is the morning message.
Let the games begin!
& crackin' the whip with the rules! :shock: I better go read them again just to make sure I have it right.
Edit: shoot! You're totally right, Blue. :oops: Sorry Brandon, I didn't read close enough.
That was the opening message/Morning message. Feel free to talk
++jae_bazz
:shock: Oh, let's do this! :twisted:
++Jblue8298
Edited to fix blue's numbers, and then edited again to say why I was editing.
Because if it's "kill" one another :shock:
EDIT TO UPDATE: Okay, I checked. Some of the games say "kill" but at least the Wonderland game used the term "defeat". So it sounds so far as if Marge and Lisa need to kill Homer and Bart? Assuming they're the teams of villains ...
LOL blue!
Aha! An anti-death-penalty state.
+1 :shock:
But also too scared not to talk :shock:
what to do, what to do? :shock:
Sorry to bother about this, but ... to clarify ... here's what I understand from what you're saying, and I want to be sure I'm right.
Assuming 10:30 deadlines.
Assume for the sake of argument we know who is going to be lynched, even thought the vote count isn't "official" ... Am I correct in assuming that nobody should post after 10:30 even though you have not officially declared the Day has ended? And that after you DO post the Evening Message, we do not respond to it in this thread?
But when the next "Day" begins (at 10:30 the following calendar day), we can start talking even though you haven't posted the Morning Message?
Also, it seems from the rules that we won't be using ghost gifs anymore as well. Is that correct?