What's you favourite simpsons quote.

am4692

Everything's comin up millhouse!
I bent my wookie.
Please no!Bullfight is a cruel pseudo sport!... Lisa's right! It is a cool super sport!
So you're saying I'm invincible....no no just the opposite, in fact the slightest breeze could...inviiiiincible.

H1_ROADBLOK

Beer: The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

am4692

Lisa: Dad, we have to do something all the bees are dying!
Homer: [sarcastically] Oh, no! No bees! Ooh, now who will sting me and walk all over my sandwiches?
Lisa: But, Dad! Bees pollinate flowers.
Homer: Pfft. Flowers, the painted * of the plant world.

direwolf987

Homer: no tv and no beer make Homer go something something...

Marge: go crazy?

Homer: DON'T MIND IF I DO!

direwolf987

Ralph: It taste like burning

A_Bad_Exampl3

Meh

battyguy

Oh. By far..


" you have dishonered your family...and your bowels..." Oh..wait. That was from some creepy japanese anime.

H1_ROADBLOK

battyguy wrote:

Oh. By far..


" you have dishonered your family...and your bowels..." Oh..wait. That was from some creepy japanese anime.

:hunf:

acheeanthony

Ralph: Me fail English? That’s unpossible.

brenner_yes

Bart: Be there or be Square

Ralph: I wanna be a triangle!

Ohh this one jus came to me Homer: In America first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get women.

Roonil2

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acheeanthony

Homer: Bart, with $10,000 we’d be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like…love!

kbabble

I said make way for Willie you bloated gasbag!

pbpandapuffs

One my brother and I would constantly repeat: "Bones heal, chicks dig scars, and the United States of America has the best doctor-to-daredevil ratio in the world!" - Lance Murdock

stevieort

Bart: No offense, Homer, but your **** underparenting was a lot more fun than your **** overparenting. Homer: But I'm using my whole a$$.

am4692

I used to be with it. But then they changed what it was. Now what I'm with isn't it, and what's it seems scary and wierd. It'll happen to you. - Abe Simpson

HankScorrpio

So Mr Simpson, when I say "Hello Mr Thompson", you smile and nod.

Ok, got it.

Hello, Mr Thompson/

*looks blank*

I think he's talking to you



Ah, I could list so many more, I don't think I go a day without using a Simpsons quote.

NeoSEC28

My Fav Quote!!

Homer: Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you’d step over your own mother just to get one! But you can’t stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!



Sideshow Bob: No children have ever meddled with the Republican Party and lived to tell about it. (used to be in my old signature)

Zombies8MyDingo

My eyes! The goggles do nothing!!

I sooo want a Radioactive Man update. Rainer Wolfcastle as Radioactive Man, Milhouse getting a Fallout Boy costume, Bart getting a Bartman one. Hope they don't wait till Halloween. I'm sure this has been said already somewhere.

Oh wait, my favourite bit of dialogue ever.

Marge: Have you noticed something different about Bart?
Homer: New glasses?
Marge: No. He just seems disturbed lately.
Homer: Probably misses his old glasses.
Marge: I want to see what's bothering Bart, but I'm afraid I'd be smothering him.
Homer: Yeah, and then we'd get the chair.
Marge: That's not what I meant.
Homer: It was, Marge. Admit it.

Love this bit so much, Homer's deadpan delivery is brilliant.

mike_bornste

So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time....

spiffshine

Go banana!