Bart: Be there or be Square
Ralph: I wanna be a triangle!
Ohh this one jus came to me Homer: In America first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get women.
Ah, I could list so many more, I don't think I go a day without using a Simpsons quote.
Homer : Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try
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Nibbles tilts head and runs away.
Homer: But, Lisa, you can't make friends with salad"
Bart & Homer singing and dancing in a conga line: "You can't make friends with salad. You can't make friends with salad"
Homer: "I grow weary of your gyrations. Now, Bring me my ranch hose!!"
Someone else mentioned my all time fav of "No beer, no tv"
I have soooo many! LOL
Voice:" Mayor Quimby supports revolving door prisons. Mayor Quimby even released Sideshow Bob -- a man twice convicted of attempted murder!
Can you trust a man like Mayor Quimby? Vote Sideshow Bob for mayor."
That and the passage leading up to driving through the cactus field in cape feare!
i think my favorite is in my sig, but there are so many others that could be the epitome of the show.
"its the no homerS club, we're allowed to have one."
Willy: ssshhhh! You wanna get sued?
from the all time best Treehouse of Horror.
"Kick him in the ****, step on his neck, and run like hell."
"De-fault, de-fault, de-fault. The two sweetest words in the English language."
"Don't you hate pants?!?"
I say these two phrases all the time.
"Lisa am I wearing pants?"
Bart: "Wendel! You made it!" And he pats him on the back. Then you hear a puking sound and the school bus empties.
Good times. :oops:
Haha, i always think of this scene when people tell me to try your hardest in whatever you do