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<hr/>TEASER<hr/>The Proclamation of Decoration

Ned starts

Ned: December's here! That means the Lord's birthday is right around the corner!
Rod and Todd: Yay!!
Ned: Get decorating, boys! We're gonna party like it's 4 to 6 B.C. The Bible's a little cloudy on the actual date.

Task: Make Ned Decorate His House
Time: 30s
Location: Flanders House

System Message: Will Homer be able to cope with Ned's amazing decorating skills? Come back next week to find out!
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Lisa: Dad, look! Mister Flanders' Christmas decorations are shining brighter than ever this year!
Homer: I'm sure they're just his normal junky--
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Homer: Deck my halls with boughs of holly!!
Homer: Who does he think he is, making our house look crappy by comparison?! I'll show him!
Lisa: Dad, I don't think that was Mister Flanders' intention.
Homer: Power up my power tools! ‘Cause I'm powerful mad!

Task: Make Homer Decorate His House
Time: 60s
Location: Simpson House
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The Decoration Inflation Pt. 2

Homer starts

Homer: Try and top that, Flanders!
Ned: Jumpin' jingle bells! Your decorations have harked my herald angels!
Homer: You and your angels can eat it.
Ned: You've inspired me! I'm gonna Homerize my homestead!
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Homer: D'oh!

Task: Make Homer Frantically Decorate His House
Time: 45s
Location: Simpson House
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The Decoration Inflation Pt. 3

Homer starts

Homer: One-up that one-upmanship, Flanders!
Ned: You nabbed the notion right out of my noggin!
Ned: Take a gander at the new garlands!
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Homer: This means war, Flanders! You're headed for holiday hell!

Task: Make Homer Aggressively Decorate His House
Time: 30s
Location: Simpson House
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The Decoration Inflation Pt. 4

Homer starts

Revelers: Wow, your house decorations look amazing!
Homer: Thank you!
Ned: Glad you like ‘em!
Revelers: Wow! It really puts you in the holiday spirit!
Ned: Halle-jolly-lujah!
Homer: What jingle-Ned said.
Homer: But if you had to pick one, and you do, which house gives you more holiday spirit?
System Message: Merrymakers have appeared in your Springfield! Serve them hot drinks to keep them warm while they enjoy the festive attractions.
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Task: Tap 10 Merrymakers to Collect Event Currency
Reward: 100 Event Currency 10 XP

Do You See What I See? Pt. 1

Lisa starts

Cletus: Those are some purdy lookin' night-brighteners. They burn better than the fireflies buzzin' round ma outhouse.
Lisa: Yeah, uh... they look really amazing.

Task: Make Cletus Decorate His Farm
Time: 8h
Location: Cletus's Farm
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Reward: 100 Event Currency 10 XP

Do You See What I See? Pt. 2

Milhouse starts

Milhouse: I can hang lights, too, Lisa! But nothing above the first rung on the ladder. That's nosebleed territory for me.

Task: Make Milhouse Decorate His House
Time: 8h
Location: Van Houten House
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Reward: 100 Event Currency 10 XP

Do You See What I See? Pt. 3

Rev. Lovejoy starts

Rev. Lovejoy: Well, I suppose, the Lord's House can't be the only one looking less than divine.
Lisa: Wow, everyone's making an extra effort this year!

Task: Make Rev. Lovejoy Decorate His Church
Time: 8h
Location: First Church of Springfield
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Reward: 100 Event Currency 10 XP

Snow Big Deal

Homer starts

Homer: I've got the best decoration idea yet!
Homer: What's more Christmas-y than a snowman?
Bart: How ‘bout a giant snowman?
Homer: You're right! Anything supersized is better! Let's do that!
Lisa: Dad, building a giant snowman is a much greater architectural challenge than it might seem.
Homer: How hard could it be? I find the biggest carrot in the world for a nose, and the rest is downhill.
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Task: Place the Best Snowman Ever
Task: Make Homer Pile Snow
Time: 60s
Location: Best Snowman Ever
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Reward: 100 Event Currency 10 XP

Effigy in White Pt. 1

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Bart: Homer, all I see is a pile of snow and no man.
Homer: Just wait ‘til its stick arms are stuck, and its coal eyes are popped.
Bart: Well, right now your snowman looks like a much bigger snowman took a crap.
Lisa: I'd have chosen different words, but I agree with Bart. Your volunteers don't seem to know what they're doing.
Lisa: One group seems to be undoing all the work of the other. And there's a third group that's just eating snow...

Task: Upgrade the "Best Snowman Ever" to Level 2
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Reward: 100 Event Currency 10 XP

Effigy in White Pt. 2

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Lisa: Dad? I don't think this snowman is turning out the way you planned.
Homer: Plan? There is no plan, honey. That's my brilliant plan.
Homer: Plus I'm “crowdsourcing” all the hard work. Which is a nice word for taking advantage of people.
Homer: And in the end, if it doesn't work out, I can just walk away as if it never happened. Thank you, “crowdsourcing!”

Task: Upgrade the "Best Snowman Ever" to Level 3
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Reward: 100 Event Currency 10 XP

Effigy in White Pt. 3

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Homer: See, Lisa, there's nothing to worry about.
Lisa: I don't know. Its structural integrity concerns me.
Lisa: And I'm pretty sure I've seen at least one kid wedged in the foundation.
Homer: Actually, there's four. Kids make good cornerstones.

Task: Upgrade the "Best Snowman Ever" to Level 4
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Reward: 100 Event Currency 10 XP

Effigy in White Pt. 4

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Lisa: Dad, I'm going to ask you to hang up your snow shovel before the whole snowman structure collapses and buries us all.
Homer: It's only happened twice and everyone's still here… maybe I should take a headcount.
Homer: Anyway, don't worry. I rounded up some eggheads and threatened them into helping us finish.
Lisa: Well, I don't approve of bullying… but it's comforting knowing eggheads are on the job.

Task: Upgrade the "Best Snowman Ever" to Level 5
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Lisa: I think we've done it, Dad!
Homer: It's exactly like my dream. Except for the base, the body, and the top part that was s'posed to look like Frankenstein.
Homer: My dream was actually a nightmare.
Homer: It really is the best snowman ever.
Professor Frink: And thanks to my advanced cryo-technology, it won't even melt in summer!
Professor Frink: Though it may eventually come to life and wipe out all of earth.
Reward: 100 Event Currency 10 XP

Effigy in White Pt. 5

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Task: Make Homer Admire His Creation
Time: 1h
Location: Best Snowman Ever
Reward: 100 Event Currency 10 XP

A House Made With Hands

Ned starts

Ned: Homer's snow man is giving me the holiday get-up-and-go man.
Ned: That packed pile of fluffy stuff makes this Neddy ready to bake up some similar-sized gingerbread-y!
Ned: Sayin' all that took the wind out of my sails!

Task: Place the Gingerbread Mansion
Task: Make Ned Think Big
Time: 4h
Location: Gingerbread Mansion
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Reward: 100 Event Currency 10 XP

Can't Catch Me I'm the GingerNed Man Pt. 1

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Ned: People are helping out in droves, bringin' ginger loaves for our giant gingerbread house!
Ned: Just to be truthful… “giant” means “humble” and “unassuming.”
Ned: After all, honesty and modesty are the Christian way… except when we're skirting building codes for the Church.

Task: Upgrade the Gingerbread Mansion to Level 2
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Reward: 100 Event Currency 10 XP

Can't Catch Me I'm the GingerNed Man Pt. 2

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Ned: Slight change of plans, people.
Ned: I've thrown out the old set of blueprints and crafted a new set all in red.
Ned: ‘Cause Ned Flanders does not work “blue!”

Task: Upgrade the Gingerbread Mansion to Level 3
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Reward: 100 Event Currency 10 XP

Can't Catch Me I'm the GingerNed Man Pt. 3

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Ned: A gingerbread house built in God's glory!
Ned: I'll bet He'd want a few more sugary shrines, a couple Turkish Taffy turrets and a Fiddle-Faddle foyer!
Ned: Let's get that eternal icing fountain flowing, in his name's sake! Amen.

Task: Upgrade the Gingerbread Mansion to Level 4
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Reward: 100 Event Currency 10 XP

Can't Catch Me I'm the GingerNed Man Pt. 4

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Ned: Bring in more icing to support the upper floors. Ginger snap, snap!
Ned: I want that gumdrop driveway done dad gum good! Don't make me break out the liquorice whips!
Rod: Daddy's sniffed too many chocolate chips.
Otto: Don't harsh his marshmallow, little dude. It's working fine for me.

Task: Upgrade the Gingerbread Mansion to Level 5
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Ned: My head is finally clearing now that I'm getting a little non-confectioned air.
Ned: I got more carried away than a cross on the road to Calvary! Our germane gingerbread house turned out to be a Toblerone Tower of Babel!
Marge: Ned, I don't think you went that far.
Ned: You weren't there when I added the fold-out, fudge, rooftop, root beer tennis court…
Reward: 100 Event Currency 10 XP

Can't Catch Me I'm the GingerNed Man Pt. 5

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Task: Make Ned Pray Away His Sin of Pride
Time: 1h
Location: Gingerbread Mansion

System Message: Way to go! You've finished the main quest line. Keep tapping merrymakers to unlock more prizes. Complete weekly challenges and play Naughty or Nice to craft more items!
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Reward: 100 Event Currency 10 XP<hr/>SECONDARY QUESTS<hr/>Gonna Find Out Who's Naughty or Nice Pt. 1

After completing Snow Big Deal (Act 1) or Once In Royal Quimby's City Pt. 2 (Act 2)
Lisa starts

Lisa: It's so wonderful seeing people working together like this. It really reaffirms my faith in humanity.
Bart: Oh, yeah, everyone's a big, happy family. Dad was about to tear Flanders a new one just yesterday...
Lisa: Are you implying that humankind lacks a basic underlying bond of community?
Bart: Give humanity a chance to screw their neighbor and I guarantee they'll take it.
Bart: Why do I mess with Todd Flanders? Because I can. And because lotsa times I'm a jerk.
Lisa: Let's put your theory to the test with a little holiday-themed experiment.

Task: Drop a Present in a Friend's Town
Reward: 100 Event Currency 10 XP

Gonna Find Out Who's Naughty or Nice Pt. 2

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System Message: It's looks like a present has been delivered to your town! Open it now and decide if you'll be Naughty or Nice...
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Task: Open a Present in Your Own Town
Reward: 100 Event Currency 10 XP

The White Elephant in the Room Pt. 1

Lisa starts

Bart: Aww, all we got in that present was some useless festive crap?
Professor Frink: My research indicates that 98% of all holiday gift giving is: your words--“useless festive crap.” Hoyvin-glayvin!--My words.
Bart: And you re-gift that crap and give it to the people you like the least. Just ask Lisa.
Professor Frink: Might I propose converting “unnecessary” atoms into “valuable” atoms using a monstrous machine made “shopping mall pretty?”

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Task: Build Things Unnecessary
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Reward: 100 Event Currency 10 XP

The White Elephant in the Room Pt. 2

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Marge: Ooh, look at all the wonderful knickknacks! "Things Unnecessary" is my kind of store!
Professor Frink: To be completely upfront without exposing all truths, the “store” is a user-friendly product interface for an advanced atomic rearrangement system.
Marge: So I can't buy knickknacks?
Professor Frink: Not exactly… but you CAN rearrange the atomic structure of desired knickknacks, converting them into less useless items.
Marge: As long as you've got free giftwrapping, I'm in!

Task: Collect Christmas Baubles by Tapping Merrymakers [x40]
Task: Collect Christmas Bows by Playing Naughty Or Nice [x20]
Reward: 100 Event Currency 10 XP

The White Elephant in the Room Pt. 3 (Act 1)

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Marge: Bart, it's cold. Where are you going without your hat?
Bart: God didn't give me nine hair spikes to keep 'em covered up. Besides, hats are for lamewads.
Jimbo: You got a problem with hats?
The Rich Texan: I danced in my first oil gusher in a hat!
All-American Apu: My hat says I'm American and that I belong... since my proper documentation is still tied up in the courts.
Homer the Great: Did someone say hats? And if so, I want to join in!
Marge: See what happens when you start talking about hats!

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Task: Craft & Place The Wooly Bully
Reward: 100 Event Currency 10 XP

The White Elephant in the Room Pt. 3 (Act 2)

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Marge: Homer, let's try to get a big and beautiful Christmas tree this year for the kids.
Homer: Whatever...
Marge: I mean it, Homie. Last year the kids were very disappointed in you. You broke your promise.
Homer: It's not my fault if the cute tree I brought back burst into flames.
Marge: It wasn't cute...
Lisa: ...Nor is a tumbleweed a Christmas tree...
Homer: Looked pretty christmas-y after I flocked it with fire extinguisher foam.

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Task: Craft & Place X-mas Trees Slightly Irregular
Reward: 100 Event Currency 10 XP

The White Elephant in the Room Pt. 4

Homer starts

Homer: Hey, I put my festive junk in the thingy, and it hasn't rearranged atom one!
Professor Frink: There appears to be a chokepoint in the raw material supply line. The incoming value-to-product ratio is far too low.
Homer: Homer it down, egghead! Waaay down.
Professor Frink: Hoyvin-glayvin-falaggle-nock! Simply put... we need more "festive stuff."
Homer: I know this is the season of giving, but you can't have giving without taking… especially from Flanders.

Task: Tap Merrymakers in a Friend's Town [x3]
Reward: 100 Event Currency 10 XP

The White Elephant in the Room Pt. 5

After 24 hours from completing The White Elephant in the Room Pt. 4
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System Message: The Winter Festival Ticket is now available in the store! Get it now to earn double rewards from tapping Merrymakers in a friend's town!
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System Message: Congratulations on your purchase of the Winter Festival Ticket. You'll now get double rewards for tapping Merrymakers in a friend's town!
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Festive Spontaneity... Scheduled

After completing The White Elephant in the Room Pt. 2
Lisa starts

Wiggum: I love all this festivity! Makes me want to put down my bullet gun and pick up a glue gun.
Willy: And I'd love to be stringin' garland rather than scrapin' up garlic string cheese from the gym floor.
Lisa: What's stopping you? Get out there and enjoy the holidays, fellas.
Martin: Can I help? My pomposity has made it so none of the teams have picked me for anything.
Lisa: Sure! Let me just see if I can find jobs for everyone...

Task: Complete a Weekly Challenge
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Reward: 100 Event Currency 10 XP

Barty It's Cold Outside Pt. 1

After tapping more then 40 Merrymakers
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Lisa: The decorations all over town are beautiful, but it's too cold to enjoy them.
Bart: Cold doesn't bother Bart Simpson!
Lisa: Why aren't you cold? And what's that on your lip?
Bart: It's Hot Squishee. Kwik-E-Mart's niftiest seasonal idea ever!
Bart: Right after their Novembercane Numb Rum and Summer Sausage Sipper, of course.


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Task: Build Hot Squishee Station
Task: Send a Youngster to Buy Hot Squishee
Time: 4h
Location: Hot Squishee Station
Characters: Milhouse, Martin, Bart, Nelson, Ralph, Database

System Message: You can now send kids to Buy Hot Squishee and earn Loyalty Cards!
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Milhouse: Hot Squishees are the best. I've already downed a baby pool full of them today!
Lisa: But this label says it's 114% sugar, which I don't even think is technically possible...
Lisa: Aren't you worried about what that much sugar might do to your health?
Milhouse: I'll gladly go into a sugar coma if it means staying out here with you, Lisa.
System Message: Use Loyalty Stamps to upgrade the Station! When you do, the radius of your hot drink distribution for Merrymakers will increase!
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Reward: 100 Event Currency 10 XP

Barty It's Cold Outside Pt. 2

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Task: Upgrade Hot Squishee Station to Level 2
Reward: 100 Event Currency 10 XP

Barty It's Cold Outside Pt. 3

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Task: Upgrade Hot Squishee Station to Level 5
Reward: 100 Event Currency 10 XP

Barty It's Cold Outside Pt. 4

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Task: Upgrade Hot Squishee Station to Level 10
Reward: 100 Event Currency 10 XP

Barty It's Cold Outside Pt. 5

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Task: Upgrade Hot Squishee Station to Level 15
Reward: 100 Event Currency 10 XP

Barty It's Cold Outside Pt. 6

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Task: Upgrade Hot Squishee Station to Level 20
Reward: 100 Event Currency 10 XP
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  • LPNintendoITA
    11661 posts Member
    edited December 2015
    <hr/>ACT 2<hr/>An Unwanted Kiss

    Lisa starts

    Lisa: Now that we've done so much towards building community spirit, festive hats don't seem to cut it.
    Lisa: I have a joyful, jolly, harmless, although deadly, idea.
    Homer: Spicy Thai food that went bad?
    Lisa: No, Dad, Mistletoe. In Norse mythology, Mistletoe is Baldur's Achilles heel. It's the only thing that Frigg, his mother, didn't protect him from, and it ends up killing him.
    Lisa: It's said that her tears became the berries of the plant, and that the mistletoe would never again be used as a weapon and that she would place a kiss on anyone who passed underneath.
    Milhouse: That is so romantic. Any kisses left for this handsome fellow, my beloved Frigg?
    Lisa: I never quote my brother but in this case... "Eat my shorts," Milhouse.

    Task: Tap Merrymakers to Collect Mistletoe [x6]
    Reward: 100 Event Currency 10 XP

    Once In Royal Quimby's City Pt. 1

    Homer starts

    Homer: That is one heck of a hulked-out snowman.
    Homer: ...makes me glad I got the whole thing started then immediately abandoned it.
    Lisa: So what do we want to work on next?
    Moe: How ‘bout an exotic petting zoo? People love poking animals in a place where they can't poke back.
    Krusty: The price of reindeer meat drops around the holidays so I was thinking of a food truck. Krusty Burgers could cash in on some cheap cuts of Comet and Cupid.
    Homer: Which one do we do first?
    Krusty: Of course I object to anything harming reindeer. I already have a call in to OSHA regarding Santa working the poor things all Christmas day and night.
    Homer: We'd better do the Exotic Petting Zoo thing first.

    Task: Make Moe Design a Zoo Logo
    Time: 30s
    Location: Moe's Tavern
    Reward: 100 Event Currency 10 XP

    Once In Royal Quimby's City Pt. 2

    Moe starts

    Quimby: Er, uh, Moe, you're going to need an exotic importation license.
    Moe: I never needed one before when I filled my joint with vermin.
    Quimby: This is an extra fee for the, er, Exotic Waste Disposal levy.
    Moe: You've got city fees coming and going!
    Quimby: Mostly for going.

    <a href="https://tstotopix.files.wordpress.com/2015/12/act2guide.png&quot; rel="attachment wp-att-100623"><img src="https://tstotopix.files.wordpress.com/2015/12/act2guide.png?w=150&quot; /></a><a href="https://tstotopix.files.wordpress.com/2015/12/exoticpettingzoo01_menu.png&quot; rel="attachment wp-att-99130"><img src="https://tstotopix.files.wordpress.com/2015/12/exoticpettingzoo01_menu.png?w=150&quot; /></a>
    Task: Place Moe's Exotic Petting Zoo
    Task: Make Willie Shovel Dung
    Time: 60s
    Location: Exotic Petting Zoo

    Willie: I've shoveled a lot of things in my time, but I can't even identify this animal's leavin's.
    Moe: I don't have any animals yet, so I'd back away real slow from that.
    Reward: 100 Event Currency 10 XP

    The Animal Within Pt. 1

    Auto starts

    Moe: First thing an exotic petting zoo needs is a stage where they can prance around.
    Quimby: And, er… chairs right up against the stage for the best views.
    Moe: Good idea. Then the pets can climb right down onto kids' laps.
    Quimby: ...and they can stuff their dollar bills into their costumes.
    Moe: Wait, what? Are you thinkin' this is exotic ladies?! This is an exotic ANIMAL petting zoo.
    Quimby: Sorry. When I hear “exotic” and “petting” my mind goes where any crummy mayor's would.

    <a href="https://tstotopix.files.wordpress.com/2015/12/exoticpettingzoo02_menu.png&quot; rel="attachment wp-att-99131"><img src="https://tstotopix.files.wordpress.com/2015/12/exoticpettingzoo02_menu.png?w=150&quot; /></a>
    Task: Upgrade "Exotic Petting Zoo" to Level 2
    Reward: 100 Event Currency 10 XP

    The Animal Within Pt. 2

    Auto starts

    Moe: Okay, so it turns out "exotic animals" are also "very hard to get animals."
    Moe: We gotta make do with what we got, which ain't much.
    Barney: Maybe you could make Springfield's regular animals into special ones?
    Moe: I think you're on to something, Barn.
    Moe: I believe it technically counts as exotic if I order paint and stick-on parts from overseas!

    <a href="https://tstotopix.files.wordpress.com/2015/12/exoticpettingzoo03_menu.png&quot; rel="attachment wp-att-99132"><img src="https://tstotopix.files.wordpress.com/2015/12/exoticpettingzoo03_menu.png?w=150&quot; /></a>
    Task: Upgrade "Exotic Petting Zoo" to Level 3

    Ralph: Oooh. Cute little fishy wants to be petted!
    Moe: Kid, don't get too close to this one, it's an...
    Ralph: ...
    Moe: ... electric eel.
    Moe: Seriously, don't touch it. This thing could kill you, you know.
    Ralph: Little fishy makes me all sparkly! More sparkles!
    Ralph: ...
    Moe: And he did it again...
    Reward: 100 Event Currency 10 XP

    Once In Royal Quimby's City Pt. 3

    After completing The Animal Within Pt. 1
    Krusty starts

    Quimby: Krusty the Clown, your permits have arrived.
    Quimby: So that's a food service permit, a cabaret permit, oversized-vehicle parking permit, hot equipment registry permit…
    Quimby: …cold equipment registry permit, a processing fee permit, municipal and non-municipal operating permits, oxygen consumption permit…
    Krusty: Are you sure I don't need a permit to carry all these permits?
    Quimby: That's covered by your administration of city administration permit.

    <a href="https://tstotopix.files.wordpress.com/2015/12/reindeertruck01_menu.png&quot; rel="attachment wp-att-99237"><img src="https://tstotopix.files.wordpress.com/2015/12/reindeertruck01_menu.png?w=150&quot; /></a>
    Task: Place Krusty's Reindeer Burger Truck
    Task: Make Krusty Borrow from The Till
    Time: 10h
    Location: Reindeer Burger Truck
    Reward: 100 Event Currency 10 XP

    Holiday Mystery Meat Pt. 1

    Auto starts

    Krusty: Okay, so I need reindeer meat. Nothing but top quality will do.
    Krusty: But I s'pose I could get away with medium quality…
    Krusty: Then again, there's no taste difference between medium and bottom quality…
    Krusty: What's the quality below “bottom?” That's Krusty Reindeer Burger level quality!

    <a href="https://tstotopix.files.wordpress.com/2015/12/reindeertruck02_menu.png&quot; rel="attachment wp-att-99238"><img src="https://tstotopix.files.wordpress.com/2015/12/reindeertruck02_menu.png?w=150&quot; /></a>
    Task: Upgrade "Reindeer Burger Truck" to Level 2

    Krusty: Wait. Reindeer don't have wings?! How do they make Santa's sleigh fly?
    Barney: And how are you gonna make Buffalo-style Reindeer Hot Wings outta nothin'?
    Reward: 100 Event Currency 10 XP

    Holiday Mystery Meat Pt. 2

    Auto starts

    Krusty: Where is all the reindeer meat?
    Sideshow Mel: As it turns out, we live in an area that doesn't support the reindeer species.
    Krusty: But we DO live in an area where it rains on deer. So let's do that!
    Krusty: Go sit in the forest, wait for rain, then it's BLAM-BLAM time!

    <a href="https://tstotopix.files.wordpress.com/2015/12/reindeertruck03_menu.png&quot; rel="attachment wp-att-99239"><img src="https://tstotopix.files.wordpress.com/2015/12/reindeertruck03_menu.png?w=150&quot; /></a>
    Task: Upgrade "Reindeer Burger Truck" to Level 3

    Krusty: I should apply this kind of meat procurement to every type of Krusty Burger.
    Krusty: These burgers cost less than the paper wrappers I serve them in.
    Reward: 100 Event Currency 10 XP

    Once In Royal Quimby's City Pt. 4

    After completing Holiday Mystery Meat Pt. 1 and The Animal Within Pt. 2
    Comic Book Guy starts

    Comic Book Guy: This whole construction plan is a circus.
    Comic Book Guy: And I'm not even facetiously referring to the three-ring gathering of dubious animals.
    Comic Book Guy: As Angry Dad famously said in Issue #6:
    Comic Book Guy: "Why you... #%@*&amp;%!!@#
    Comic Book Guy: @#$$%$#@#$$#%$#@#$
    Comic Book Guy: $#%$##%&&&@&amp;!!"

    <a href="https://tstotopix.files.wordpress.com/2015/12/fortressoflonelitude01_menu.png&quot; rel="attachment wp-att-99136"><img src="https://tstotopix.files.wordpress.com/2015/12/fortressoflonelitude01_menu.png?w=150&quot; /></a>
    Task: Build the Fortress of Lonelitude
    Task: Make Comic Book Guy Spend Friday Night Alone
    Time: 10h
    Location: Fortress of Lonelitude
    Reward: 100 Event Currency 10 XP

    No Man is a Fortress Pt. 1

    Auto starts

    Comic Book Guy: The plan for my fortress calls for a classic recreation of the 1960's revisionist style.
    Martin: Would that be the hologram cover revisionist style, or the chromium?
    Comic Book Guy: What kind of question is that?! Hologram, of course!
    Martin: Then which entry way are we going with? Obvious front, secret back, or the poorly received "flip-top" version?

    <a href="https://tstotopix.files.wordpress.com/2015/12/fortressoflonelitude02_menu.png&quot; rel="attachment wp-att-99137"><img src="https://tstotopix.files.wordpress.com/2015/12/fortressoflonelitude02_menu.png?w=150&quot; /></a>
    Task: Upgrade "Fortress of Lonelitude" to Level 2
    Reward: 100 Event Currency 10 XP

    No Man is a Fortress Pt. 2

    Auto starts

    Comic Book Guy: This project is driving me mad! So many self-styled "enthusiasts!"
    Comic Book Guy: Why can't all people just agree with me!
    Comic Book Guy: This Fortress of Lonelitude is made for one very large man – me! And I intend to keep it that way!
    Comic Book Guy: Everyone out!

    <a href="https://tstotopix.files.wordpress.com/2015/12/fortressoflonelitude03_menu.png&quot; rel="attachment wp-att-99138"><img src="https://tstotopix.files.wordpress.com/2015/12/fortressoflonelitude03_menu.png?w=141&quot; /></a>
    Task: Upgrade "Fortress of Lonelitude" to Level 3

    Comic Book Guy: This Fortress of Lonelitude is more lonely than I thought. There's only one solution…
    Comic Book Guy: Dive into my cosplay closet for Zan and Jayna – Justice League's Exxorian Wonder Twins!
    Reward: 100 Event Currency 10 XP

    Once In Royal Quimby's City Pt. 5

    After completing No Man is a Fortress Pt. 1 and Holiday Mystery Meat Pt. 2
    Cletus starts

    Cletus: Dang, all this building sure is thirsty work.
    Cletus: What we needs is a sip of some downhome, backwoods git-up-n-go juice!
    Lisa: Does alcohol really need to be a part of the holidays?
    Cletus: What would Christmas morn be without firin' off a double-barrel shotgun and guzzlin' down double-barrel moonshine?

    <a href="https://tstotopix.files.wordpress.com/2015/12/moonshineshack01_menu.png&quot; rel="attachment wp-att-99227"><img src="https://tstotopix.files.wordpress.com/2015/12/moonshineshack01_menu.png?w=150&quot; /></a>
    Task: Place Cletus' Moonshine Shack
    Task: Make Cletus Sample the Goods
    Time: 10h
    Location: Moonshine Shack
    Reward: 100 Event Currency 10 XP

    The Overproof of the Pudding Pt. 1

    Auto starts

    Cletus: We got ourselves a holy hooch hut that's perfect for most folks during this festive season.
    Cletus: But I gots dreams of bigger things. Guess it's the entremanure in me.
    Cletus: Moonshine should flow like water and water should flow through a better filter than my coonhound's sleepin' rug.

    <a href="https://tstotopix.files.wordpress.com/2015/12/moonshineshack02_menu.png&quot; rel="attachment wp-att-99228"><img src="https://tstotopix.files.wordpress.com/2015/12/moonshineshack02_menu.png?w=150&quot; /></a>
    Task: Upgrade "Cletus' Moonshine Shack" to Level 2
    Reward: 100 Event Currency 10 XP

    The Overproof of the Pudding Pt. 2

    Auto starts

    Willie: Ach, I'm not one to criticize another man's mop closet, but your moonshine's still a monstrosity.
    Willie: A feed trough for a boiler, pipes goin' willy-nilly…
    Willie: And is that a cow's skull?
    Cletus: That WAS our taste tester.
    Cletus: Stick to groundskeepin', Willie, and I'll stick to makin' poison people can drink.

    <a href="https://tstotopix.files.wordpress.com/2015/12/moonshineshack03_menu.png&quot; rel="attachment wp-att-99229"><img src="https://tstotopix.files.wordpress.com/2015/12/moonshineshack03_menu.png?w=150&quot; /></a>
    Task: Upgrade "Cletus' Moonshine Shack" to Level 3

    Willie: You did it! Willie hasn't gone blind, but I'm totally banjaxed!
    Krusty: Eegahh! I think I got the blind part!
    Cletus: One blind outta two. That's a good batch of moonshine!
    Reward: 100 Event Currency 10 XP

    Oh Come, All Ye Vengeful Pt. 1

    After placing Moonshine Shack
    Moe starts

    Moe: All these other jerks' joyful holiday projects are lookin' pretty good.
    Moe: Especially that comic guy's Fortress of Lonelitude.
    Moe: Maybe too good...
    Moe: What if nobody likes my Exotic Petting Zoo cuz they like his thing better?
    Moe: I could mess up his place or I could let it exist in peace. But when have the holidays been about peace?

    Task: Make Moe Vandalize Comic Book Guy's Fortress of Lonelitude
    Time: 4h
    Location: Fortress of Lonelitude
    Reward: 100 Event Currency 10 XP

    Oh Come, All Ye Vengeful Pt. 2

    Comic Book Guy starts

    Comic Book Guy: My Fortress! Someone has defaced my lonely pristine palace!
    Comic Book Guy: The better man chooses to ignore another's offense. I am not a better man!
    Comic Book Guy: Cletus has brought upon himself a Battle of Dantoonie! And I, for this battle only, am the Yuuzhan Vong!

    Task: Make Comic Book Guy Vandalize Cletus's Moonshine Shack
    Time: 4h
    Location: Moonshine Shack
    Reward: 100 Event Currency 10 XP

    Oh Come, All Ye Vengeful Pt. 3

    Cletus starts

    Cletus: Mah moonshine shack! Somebody done messed it up! I likes a joke, but that ain't funny.
    Cletus: “Ain't funny?…” That can only be one feller… that clown that aint funny.
    Cletus: You can mess with my dog and you can mess with my family…
    Cletus: -but you don't ever mess with a man's breakfast!

    Task: Make Cletus Vandalize Krusty's Reindeer Burger Truck
    Time: 4h
    Location: Reindeer Burger Truck
    Reward: 100 Event Currency 10 XP

    Oh Come, All Ye Vengeful Pt. 4

    Krusty starts

    Krusty: What happened to my unregulated, USDA-unapproved Reindeer Burger Truck?!
    Krusty: What kind of animal would do this?
    Krusty: Hmm… or maybe I should ask, what kind of owner of EXOTIC animals would do this?

    Task: Make Krusty Vandalize Moe's Exotic Petting Zoo
    Time: 4h
    Location: Exotic Petting Zoo
    Reward: 100 Event Currency 10 XP

    Burning Wreath of Fire: Krusty

    Krusty starts

    Krusty: Mess with my Reindeer Burger Truck, and you get the business end of an antler! Which, BTW, are a main ingredient in my burgers!

    Task: Make Krusty Vandalize Comic Book Guy's Fortress of Lonelitude
    Time: 4h
    Location: Fortress of Lonelitude
    Reward: 100 Event Currency 10 XP

    Burning Wreath of Fire: Comic Book Guy

    Comic Book Guy starts

    Comic Book Guy: I'm going to do a little Hack-A-Shaq on this moonshine shack. Eeegads! A sports reference! What's wrong with me?!

    Task: Make Comic Book Guy Vandalize Cletus's Moonshine Shack
    Time: 4h
    Location: Moonshine Shack
    Reward: 100 Event Currency 10 XP

    Burning Wreath of Fire: Cletus

    Cletus starts

    Cletus: That clown's sellin' store-bought reindeer when the freshest cuts are laying right on the side of the highway.
    Cletus: Maybe old Cletus oughta give that clown a taste of his own medicine… whatever medicine is.

    Task: Make Cletus Vandalize Krusty's Reindeer Burger Truck
    Time: 4h
    Location: Reindeer Burger Truck

    System Message: Way to go! You've finished the main questline. Keep tapping merrymakers to unlock more prizes.
    <a href="https://tstotopix.files.wordpress.com/2015/12/main-questline-completed.png&quot; rel="attachment wp-att-99339"><img src="https://tstotopix.files.wordpress.com/2015/12/main-questline-completed.png?w=150&quot; /></a>
    Reward: 100 Event Currency 10 XP
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  • LPNintendoITA
    11661 posts Member
    edited December 2015
    <hr/>EARLY MAGGIE<hr/>Note: Do not send Marge and Maggie on their first quest till you've completed Burning
    Wrath of Fire (Act 2 quest), you’ll miss out on 400 Mistletoes of that quest!


    You Better Not Cry Pt. 1

    December 23rd at 8am GMT to January 2 at 8am GMT
    After completing Oh Come, All Ye Vengeful Pt. 4
    Marge starts

    <a href="https://tstotopix.files.wordpress.com/2015/12/unlock_maggie1.png&quot; rel="attachment wp-att-99295"><img src="https://tstotopix.files.wordpress.com/2015/12/unlock_maggie1.png?w=98&quot; /></a>
    Reward: Maggie


    Marge: Look, everyone! Maggie's here! I have my little baby back for the holidays!
    Marge: Let's take our little darling to all the festive attractions around town.
    Homer: Wait… whoa… wait… hold on… stop the train… was she gone?
    Marge: Yes. I realized much too late that I was carrying around a sack of flour in a blue onesie this whole time.
    Marge: Homer?
    Homer: ...
    Homer: Sorry, Marge. I was just thinking that was something I normally would have done.

    Task: Make Marge Take Maggie to the Zoo
    Time: 30m
    Location: Exotic Petting Zoo
    Requires: Maggie

    Marge: The whole place has been vandalized!
    Marge: There are monkeys in the wolf habitat and wolves in the monkey habitat!
    Marge: What kind of animal would do such a thing? Surely not the monkeys!
    Maggie: *sniffs*
    Maggie: Whaaa!!

    Reward: 100 Event Currency 10 XP

    You Better Not Cry Pt. 2

    Moe starts

    Moe: Every time I think of what they did to my petting zoo, I just wanna run someone through a wood chipper and let the rats have a picnic on their guts.
    Moe: Huh-WHAAAA! It's all fixed!
    Moe: Makes me suddenly feel bad for what I did to the comic guy's fortress...
    Moe: I had to dump the petting zoo waste somewhere. On the bright side, it was exotic waste.

    Task: Make Moe Repair The Fortress of Lonelitude
    Time: 4h
    Location: Fortress of Lonelitude
    Reward: 100 Event Currency 10 XP

    You Better Not Cry Pt. 3

    Comic Book Guy starts

    Comic Book Guy: Someone repaired all the damage to my fortress.
    Comic Book Guy: I suppose whomever the evil villain, they're now trying to guilt me into making amends to Cletus and his moonshine shack.
    Comic Book Guy: Not going to happen.
    Comic Book Guy: Oh, no… empathy rising… must fight this feeling… can't recognize Cletus as… fellow human… being…
    Comic Book Guy: Uggfff! You win this time, Holiday Spirit, but we will meet again!

    Task: Make Comic Book Guy Repair The Moonshine Shack
    Time: 4h
    Location: Moonshine Shack
    Reward: 100 Event Currency 10 XP

    You Better Not Cry Pt. 4

    Cletus starts

    Cletus: Now that my moonshine shack's been gussied up, I finds myself at a moral crossroads.
    Cletus: When I got vandaralized, I did unto Krusty's truck what was done unto my shack.
    Cletus: Now I'ze got a chance to fix the wreckage that was wrought. Cletus is gonna pay it frontways.

    Task: Make Cletus Repair The Reindeer Burger Truck
    Time: 4h
    Location: Reindeer Burger Truck
    Reward: 100 Event Currency 10 XP

    You Better Not Cry Pt. 5

    Marge starts

    Marge: Everyone's projects have been made good as new! It's a holiday miracle!
    Moe: I'll admit, after my zoo got fixed, I felt lousy for what I did to the comic guy.
    Comic Book Guy: And your act of valour inspired me to spawn an inner hero and do good by Cletus.
    Cletus: -which is why I fixed Krusty's truck-
    Cletus: -but who done started this whole shebang?
    Krusty: Jeez, well, I saw that little baby crying over what I did to the petting zoo. I'd never seen a kid cry outside of watching my show.
    Marge: It really is a holiday miracle, thanks to my little darling Maggie!

    Task: Make the Simpsons Celebrate the Holiday [x5]
    Time: 4h
    Location: Simpson House
    Characters: Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa, Maggie
    Reward: 100 Event Currency 10 XP<hr/>NEW YEAR'S<hr/>Out With the Old Pt. 1

    December 29th at 8am GMT
    Homer starts

    Homer: I'm so glad that Christmas is over with.
    Homer: All that pushing and shoving at the dinner table so I can get BOTH turkey legs.
    Homer: Oh, I almost forgot, New Year's is coming!
    Homer: I need to run out and get a few little supplies.

    Task: Make Homer Buy Beer & Food
    Task: Make Homer Buy Party Poppers
    Time: 30m
    Location: Kwik-E-Mart
    Task: Make Homer Steal a Disco Ball
    Time: 30m
    Location: Flanders House
    Task: Make Homer Buy a Chocolate Fountain
    Time: 30m
    Location: Kwik-E-Mart

    Out With the Old Pt. 2

    Marge starts

    Marge: Homie, you're finally back from shopping! We can start our Christmas thank you cards.
    Homer: No time for thank you's, Marge. I have more New Year's decorating to do.
    Homer: I need to “borrow” ice sculptures from rich people's lawns now… before they return home from their holiday vacations.
    Marge: That's stealing and I don't like you doing that.
    Homer: It's borrowing. I'll return it in its natural form – several buckets of water.
    Homer: Now, where can I get a set of chains and an industrial winch?

    Task: Make Homer Steal Ice Sculptures
    Time: 4h
    Location: Flanders House

    Out With the Old Pt. 3

    Homer starts

    Homer: Just a few more things to set up and everything will be perfect.
    Homer: This is going to be the best New Year's ever.
    Marge: Don't forget the ball drop tonight at city hall.
    Homer: Uh-huh… just… a few… more… things…

    Task: Make Homer Way Over Sleep for a Power Nap
    Time: 8h
    Location: Simpson House

    Out With the Old Pt. 4 (Maggie Not Owned)

    December 31st at 8am GMT
    Lisa starts

    Marge: Kids, your father is fast asleep and I can't wake him up. We may have to go to the New Year's ball drop without him.
    Bart: No kidding. I tried the old firecracker-up-the-nose trick and he didn't budge. I think he's built up a tolerance.
    Homer: ...ZZZzzz...
    Marge: Hmmm. He spent so long setting up the house for a party and now he's going to miss it.
    Lisa: I wouldn't wake him from a deep sleep, Mom. Remember the last time he thought he was still dreaming and skydived out the bedroom window.
    Marge: You're right. We should let our little paratrooper rest.
    System Message: You've been awarded "New Year's Ball"!

    <a href="https://tstotopix.files.wordpress.com/2015/12/newyearsball_menu.png&quot; rel="attachment wp-att-99232"><img src="https://tstotopix.files.wordpress.com/2015/12/newyearsball_menu.png?w=56&quot; /></a><a href="https://tstotopix.files.wordpress.com/2015/12/happy-new-year-message.png&quot; rel="attachment wp-att-100653"><img src="https://tstotopix.files.wordpress.com/2015/12/happy-new-year-message.png?w=300&quot; /></a>
    Task: Make the Simpsons Celebrate New Year's [x5]
    Time: 1h
    Location: Town Hall or Simpsons House
    Characters: Marge, Bart, Lisa
    Note: If you tap it, the ball will drop and gets destroyed in the animation. It'll be back to normal when you go to a friend's town or krustyland and return to your town or after closing and opening the game back up.

    Out With the Old Pt. 4 (Maggie Owned)

    December 31st at 8am GMT
    Lisa starts

    Marge: Kids, your father is fast asleep and I can't wake him up. We may have to go to the New Year's ball drop without him.
    Bart: No kidding. I tried the old firecracker-up-the-nose trick and he didn't budge. I think he's built up a tolerance.
    Homer: ...ZZZzzz...
    Maggie: *Beer can opening*
    Homer: Ooh! Is that for me?
    Marge: Duff raises the dead again! Now we can celebrate New Year's with the whole family!
    System Message: You've been awarded "New Year's Ball"!

    <a href="https://tstotopix.files.wordpress.com/2015/12/newyearsball_menu.png&quot; rel="attachment wp-att-99232"><img src="https://tstotopix.files.wordpress.com/2015/12/newyearsball_menu.png?w=56&quot; /></a><a href="https://tstotopix.files.wordpress.com/2015/12/happy-new-year-message.png&quot; rel="attachment wp-att-100653"><img src="https://tstotopix.files.wordpress.com/2015/12/happy-new-year-message.png?w=300&quot; /></a>
    Task: Make the Simpsons Celebrate New Year's [x5]
    Time: 1h
    Location: Town Hall or Simpsons House
    Characters: Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa, Maggie
    Note: If you tap it, the ball will drop and gets destroyed in the animation. It'll be back to normal when you go to a friend's town or krustyland and return to your town or after closing and opening the game back up.
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  • LPNintendoITA
    11661 posts Member
    edited January 2016
    <hr/>ACT MAGGIE SPECIAL<hr/>Seems to Be the Hardest Word Pt. 1

    January 2nd at 8am GMT if You Better Not Cry Pt. 1 wasn't started
    Moe starts

    Moe: I guess I had to dump the petting zoo waste somewhere, but after what I did to the Comic guys place... even a black heart feels bad.
    Moe: I gotta fix what I did. And so there's no hard feelin's, l'll bring him some pickled eggs. Eggs make everything right.

    Task: Make Moe Repair The Fortress of Lonelitude
    Task: Make Comic Book Guy Eat a Peace Offering
    Time: 4h
    Location: Fortress of Lonelitude
    Reward: 100 Event Currency 10 XP

    Seems to Be the Hardest Word Pt. 2

    Comic Book Guy starts

    Comic Book Guy: My Fortress is looking most epic again and I'm feeling a deep sense of regret about trashing that yokel's distillery.
    Comic Book Guy: Or it could be indigestion.
    Comic Book Guy: Nevertheless, I shall fix said destruction and additionally offer him a vintage comic in “good” condition…. no “fair…”
    Comic Book Guy: Uggh. Maybe just a Crash Bandicoot key fob.

    Task: Make Comic Book Guy Repair The Moonshine Shack
    Task: Make Cletus Pass Out Drunk
    Time: 4h
    Location: Moonshine Shack
    Reward: 100 Event Currency 10 XP

    Seems to Be the Hardest Word Pt. 3

    Cletus starts

    Cletus: My head part's throbbin' and I'ze got a bad feelin' inside myself and it ain't a batch a sour moonshine.
    Cletus: I done wrong to that Reindeer truck and ‘til I'ze set what's wrong right.
    Cletus: Brandine won't lay with me. So we'ze stuck at just having just 32 younguns. That's sad.

    Task: Make Cletus Repair The Reindeer Burger Truck
    Task: Make Krusty Cook with Roadkill
    Time: 4h
    Location: Reindeer Burger Truck
    Reward: 100 Event Currency 10 XP

    Seems to Be the Hardest Word Pt. 4

    Krusty starts

    Krusty: That **** roused something within me that I didn't know existed. Regard for someone else.
    Krusty: I'm gonna help Moe fix up his place. By which I mean I'm gonna get Sideshow Mel and Teeny to do the work. I'll smoke cigars and supervise.

    Task: Make Krusty Repair The Exotic Petting Zoo
    Task: Make Moe Pocket a Peace Offering
    Time: 4h
    Location: Exotic Petting Zoo
    Reward: 100 Event Currency 10 XP

    The Truth in the Tantrums

    Moe starts

    Comic Book Guy: Well I think we learned an important lesson today.
    Moe: That it's a dog-eat-dog world?
    Cletus: It's also a man-eat-dog world.
    Krusty: That rampant destruction is the best form of catharsis?
    Comic Book Guy: None of the above.

    Task: Make Business Owners Steal Each Other's Customers [x10]
    Time: 8h
    Location: Exotic Petting Zoo (Cletus), Reindeer Burger Truck (Moe), Moonshine Shack (Comic Book Guy), Fortress of Lonelitude (Krusty)
    Reward: 100 Event Currency 10 XP<hr/>Play-Annoyed Grunt Pt. 1 (Maggie Not Owned)

    Homer starts

    Homer: This new Springfield's really coming along. And all our closest friends are here -- the Sea Captain, Comic Book Guy, the groundskeeper at the kid's school, Captain Macalister...
    Marge: I can think of one person who's still missing. Someone who should be living with us here in the house.
    Homer: You mean that kid Roy? Oh yeah, I wonder what happened with him and those two sexy ladies.
    Marge: No! I meant Maggie.
    Homer: Oh right, the kid who DOESN'T talk. She was always my favorite... for that very reason.

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    Task: Build Play-Dough Factory
    Reward: Maggie


    Play-Annoyed Grunt Pt. 2 (Maggie Not Owned)

    Marge starts

    Marge: Maggie! You're finally here! How long has it been?
    Homer: From the looks of her overflowing diaper, quite a while.
    Homer: I'd change her but my phone is vibrating.

    Task: Make Marge Change Maggie
    Time: 4h
    Location: Simpson House
    Requires: Maggie
    Task: Make Homer Pretend to Get a Phone Call
    Time: 4h
    Location: Simpson House

    Play-Annoyed Grunt Pt. 1 (Maggie Owned)

    Marge starts

    Marge: Homer, did you stay up all night with Maggie watching Monkey Trauma Center?
    Homer: I had to. It was a twenty-four hour mission. Hate the game, not the character.
    Marge: I'm just worried that much TV might be bad for her.
    Maggie: *monkey noises*
    Homer: Yeah, maybe. But she has gotten good at picking the food crumbs out of my back hair.
    Lisa: According to this pamphlet that my school claims is a textbook, brain development is very important at Maggie's age.
    Lisa: She needs bright colors, simple tools, and non-toxic salty goop to play with and inevitably eat.
    Homer: Let me see that textbrochure. Hmm... glossy paper, full color, stock baby photos. That type of quality means it must be true!

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    Task: Build Play-Dough Factory<hr/>Imaginary Friends Pt. 1

    After completing Play-Annoyed Grunt Pt. 1
    Marge starts

    Marge: Maggie, I am so glad you're back. I'm sorry I misplaced you.
    Maggie: *Smiling*
    Marge: Tell you what… you play in your room while I take care of a few things around the house, and then we'll go out for a walk. Okay?
    Maggie: *Nods*
    Marge: Knock yourself out and have fun!
    Marge: Wait… maybe don't “knock yourself out.”

    Task: Make Maggie Play in Her Room
    Time: 45s
    Location: Simpson House
    Task: Make Marge Clean-Up the House
    Time: 45s
    Location: Simpson House

    Imaginary Friends Pt. 2

    Marge starts

    Marge: I see you're having fun! Playing with your imaginary friends?
    Maggie: *Smiles*
    Marge: Are they pink elephants? Magic fairies? A cross-eyed albatross? I don't know what's inside your head.
    Maggie: *suck* *suck*
    Marge: Oh well, I'm sure whatever they are they must be very special. Just like you.
    Maggie: *Smiles*

    Task: Tap Imaginary Bears [x10]

    Imaginary Friends Pt. 3

    Auto starts

    Task: Tap Imaginary Bears in a Friend's Town [x3]<hr/>The End of the Beginning Pt. 1

    After completing Imaginary Friends Pt. 3
    Maggie starts

    Maggie: *suck* *suck*
    Marge: Oh, you want to go for a walk with Mommy? That's one job I'd love to do!
    Bart: Wait, I'm sure I've seen you carrying her around town before.
    Marge: That was just a sack of flour.
    Lisa: And all those Mommy & Me classes?
    Marge: Also the flour. I needed to get out of the house. It's not easy taking care of a bag of flour twenty-four hours a day.

    Task: Make Marge Take Maggie for a Walk
    Time: 8h
    Requires: Maggie

    On job start:

    Marge: It's so much nicer carrying a real baby than a flour baby. Finally I can show you off to all the gluten-free moms!

    The End of the Beginning Pt. 2

    Maggie starts

    Maggie: *suck* *suck*
    Marge: Again? Sweetie, we just finished a walk five minutes ago.
    Maggie: *suck* *suck*
    Marge: If I wanted a job that took eight hours a day, I'd get one that paid.
    Marge: Just kidding. Who's ever heard of a "working mother"?

    Task: Make Marge Take Maggie for a Quick Walk
    Time: 4h
    Requires: Maggie

    The End of the Beginning Pt. 3

    Maggie starts

    Maggie: *suck* *suck*
    Marge: Ugh, Maggie -- I simply can't go on another walk with you. Maybe if there was a stroller in this game, or at least a Baby Bjorn.
    Marge: How about I get your Daddy to walk you instead?
    Homer: Sorry, I'm already busy watching Maggie. She's holding my beer and showing me this really interesting recipe for cookies.
    Marge: That's the bag of flour!

    Task: Make Homer Spit Take
    Time: 6s

    Homer: You tricked me, Flour Maggie. You'll rue this day... or should I say roux this day!
    Luigi: Hahahaha! That's-a funny-a one-a! Finally a joke-a for me, Luigi!
    Homer: Glad you liked it. I said it, but I don't get it.

    The End of the Beginning Pt. 4

    Lisa starts

    Lisa: Mom, maybe you should enroll Maggie in daycare. Outsourcing our responsibilities as human beings is an American tradition.
    Marge: Let my kids be raised by someone else? Wouldn't that be acknowledging my failure as a mother?
    Bart: Can someone drive me down to the police station? Wiggum left the lens cap on when he took my mug shot last week.
    Marge: Then again, trying something new with parenting isn't always a bad idea.

    Task: Make Marge Research Daycare
    Time: 8h
    Location: Simpson House
    Task: Build the Police Station
    Task: Make Homer Take Bart to Retake His Mug Shot
    Time: 8h
    Location: Police Station
    Requires: Bart

    Marge: I had no idea how important daycare is for babies.
    Marge: Did you know that babies that don't attend daycare are 100% less likely to form memories in daycare?

    The End of the Beginning Pt. 5

    Marge starts

    Marge: I didn't want to enroll Maggie in a daycare where all they do is paint, clap their hands and listen to music.
    Marge: But then I found out about preschools, where children learn to paint, clap their hands and listen to music.
    Lisa: But isn't preschool just the same thing as daycare?
    Marge: No sweetie, they have different names -- one which sounds like we're good parents, and one which sounds like we're lazy.
    Lisa: But they do the same things! The only difference is that daycare is a little bit cheaper.
    Homer: Cheaper, eh?

    Task: Make Marge Apply to Preschools
    Task: Make Homer Apply to Daycares
    Time: 8h
    Location: Simpson House

    The End of the Beginning Pt. 6

    Marge starts

    Marge: Maggie was too young for any of the schools I applied to.
    Marge: There's a bunch of elementary schools in this town, even a high school, but nothing for pre-K.
    Homer: We did get into the Stonecutter's Daycare, but that was a limited-time building from a long time ago. Almost no one's got it.
    Marge: There's only one thing to do. We need to build something new.
    Homer: Got it. I'll build the fire department -- you get the basket!
    Marge: That's not what I meant.

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    Task: Build Ayn Rand School for Tots

    The End of the Beginning Pt. 7

    Homer starts

    Mrs. Sinclair: I'm sorry, but we can't accept your daughter Maggie. We received your application too late.
    Homer: Too late?! This place just came into existence!
    Mrs. Sinclair: If you loved your child, you'd have found a way around that. As it is now, our wait list is several years long.
    Marge: So I needed to apply when I was pregnant?
    Mrs. Sinclair: No, you needed to apply when you first signed up for ReadyToSettle.com.
    Homer: This is stupid! And I know stupid -- I'm the guy who blew up this town in the first place!
    Mrs. Sinclair: Are you threatening to let that happen again if I don't let Maggie into our school?
    Homer: I wasn't. Should I?
    Mrs. Sinclair: No, we would never kowtow to the threat of violence. We do however kowtow to the threat of stupidity.
    Mrs. Sinclair: The only way we can ensure someone with as dangerously inept a parent as yourself doesn't become dangerously inept herself is to educate her.

    Task: Make Homer Mention Blowing up the Town
    Task: Make Maggie Start at Preschool
    Time: 8h
    Location: Ayn Rand School for Tots

    Homer: Wow. My stupidity scares people into giving me what I want? I'm just like President Bush!
    Mrs. Sinclair: Bush isn't president anymore.
    Homer: He's not?! Is he king now?
    Mrs. Sinclair: Maggie can start today! Please, Mr. Simpson, just don't go to work.

    The End of the Beginning Pt. 8

    Moe starts

    Moe: The IRS finally found out that I faked my own death, so I've got to call in all your bar tabs.
    Homer: Hey Moe, remember that time I blew up the town?
    Moe: No need to go crazy, Homer. I'll just make up a fake dependent I never see because my fake ex-wife got custody.
    Moe: How about Hazel? I've always wanted to lose custody of a Hazel.

    Task: Make Homer Mention Blowing up the Town
    Time: 8h
    Location: Moe's Tavern
    Task: Make Moe Tear Up Homer's Bar Tab
    Time: 12h
    Location: Moe's Tavern

    The End of the Beginning Pt. 9

    Homer starts

    Squeaky Voice Teen: Sir, you can't park there.
    Homer: Hey, did I ever tell you about the time I blew up the town?
    Sea Captain: Yarrr, we have a quota of five hundred shrimp per all-you-can-eat session.
    Homer: Blew Up The Town.
    Quimby: There is no possible way we can name a holiday after you!
    Homer: B.U.T.T.

    Task: Make Sea Captain Cull the Sea for the Last of its Shrimp
    Time: 8h
    Location: Squidport Entrance
    Task: Make Quimby Name a Holiday After Homer
    Task: Make Homer Acronymize Acronyms
    Time: 8h
    If the user has Squeaky Voice Teen: Task: Make Squeaky Voice Teen Reroute Parade
    Time: 8h
    Location: Krusty Burger

    Quimby: Close the banks! I pronounce today Homer Day!
    Homer: B.U…
    Quimby: The first in the eight day celebration we call Homerka!

    The End of the Beginning Pt. 10

    Homer starts

    Homer: Mr. Burns! I demand a raise… as well as paid time off for Homerka, Rosh Homershana, and Simpsom Kipur.
    Homer: Keep in mind that I'm that guy who blew up the town, and that will make you say yes to me for some reason.
    Mr. Burns: No, you're the man who THINKS he blew up the town. The truth is you had nothing to do with it.

    Task: Make Homer Do 10-Hour Spit Take
    Time: 10h
    Location: Control Building

    The End of the Beginning Pt. 11

    Homer starts

    Homer: I distinctly remember destroying the town. There's even a video of it you can watch in the front of the store menu.
    Mr. Burns: Pish. You were at your workstation... or should I say "doesn't work"-station.
    Mr. Burns: I had it disabled years ago, on the recommendation of every other safety inspector at the plant.
    Mr. Burns: …What you've been working on is nothing more than a child's toy with spinny wheels and lights that blink when you push the big button.
    Homer: Oh!!! So THAT'S how you get the lights to blink.

    Task: Make Homer Play at His Workstation
    Task: Make Maggie Teach Homer How It Works
    Time: 8h
    Location: Control Building

    Console: Sing together, A, B, C...
    Console: You're the head of plant safety…

    The End of the Beginning Pt. 12

    Moe starts

    Moe: One Duff beer for you and one Duff pureed beets for the baby. That'll be 12 dollars.
    Homer: Put it on my tab, and then rip up that tab unless you want me to blow up the town again.
    Moe: Nice try. Lenny and Carl overheard your conversation with Mr. Burns and told me all about it.
    Carl: Sorry, buddy. Slow news day.
    Homer: Thanks a lot! Just wait 'til everyone thinks YOU blew up the universe when YOU really didn't and YOU want to keep it a secret!

    Task: Make Homer Drown His Sorrows in Beer
    Task: Make Maggie Drown Her Sorrows in Beets
    Time: 4h
    Location: Moe's Tavern

    The End of the Beginning Pt. 13

    Moe starts

    Moe: So if Homer didn't blow up Springfield, who did?
    Homer: I guess we'll never know, unless someone who witnessed the events miraculously steps forward. Perhaps at this very moment...
    Maggie: *suck* *suck*
    Lenny: Hey, I think Maggie's trying to tell us something!
    Carl: Say it again slowly.
    Maggie: *suck* ... *suck*
    Moe: Okay, that didn't work. Why don't you just draw it on this napkin?
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    Homer: So the one-eyebrowed baby blew up the town? How is that possible?
    Moe: Well, Maggie DID shoot Mr. Burns. And there's that baby that talks in the E*Trade ads. Kids today are precocious.
    Homer: We've got to go to Maggie's preschool and look for this evil baby.

    Task: Make Homer Search for the Unibrow Bomber
    Task: Make Moe Tag Along Because He is Bored
    If the user has Lenny: Task: Make Lenny Tag Along Because He is Bored
    If the user has Carl: Task: Make Carl Tag Along Because He is Bored
    Time: 16h
    Location: Ayn Rand School For Tots

    The End of the Beginning Pt. 14

    Homer starts

    Homer: Check out what I found in the Unibrow Baby's cubby. It looks like a manifesto!
    Lenny: I can't read this. It's all illegible crayon scribbles.
    Carl: The only thing I can tell for certain is that whoever wrote this is a deranged sicko.
    Moe: That's not the manifesto -- that's my memoir "Why Not Moe?".
    Moe: Here's the thing the baby wrote.
    Lenny: Oh, okay. This is much more legible.
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    Homer: Who is this "ROSA"?
    Mr. Burns: You're not pronouncing it right! You need to roll the R. R-r-r-r-r-osa!
    Homer: Mr. Burns?! Why are you here?
    Mr. Burns: I'm looking for the nuclear plant's next Vice President of Operations.
    Homer: You mean I'm getting promoted?
    Mr. Burns: Get real, fopdoodle! This job requires someone more youthful and full of energy!

    Task: Make Mr. Burns Recruit Babies to Work
    Time: 12h
    Location: Ayn Rand School for Tots

    The End of the Beginning Pt. 15

    Mr. Burns starts

    Mr. Burns: This daycare is excellent! I haven't had such a steady supply of child labor since the plant did "Take Your Child to Work Month."
    Homer: Oh yeah, Maggie loved that "screw in tiny screws for an hour" game!
    Moe: Wait a minute! You force babies to do manual labor at the plant?
    Mr. Burns: I don't, no. That's why I built R.O.S.A. -- the Robotic Offspring-Sitting Automaton.
    Lenny: Oh right, that was the silver lady in the manifesto.
    Carl: Okay, enough explaining! Let's get back to reading it already.
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    Moe: Wow, this R.O.S.A. looks like a real task-master, making those babies do her bidding.
    Homer: I would never let someone order ME around like that.

    Task: Make Homer Go on a Job
    Time: 8h

    The End of the Beginning Pt. 16

    Homer starts

    Homer: So Mr. Burns built a robot to exploit babies, one of the babies got mad, and the whole universe blew up. It all makes sense.
    Carl: None of that makes sense, Homer.
    Mr. Burns: Especially the part about my robot exploiting babies. She was incentivizing them!
    Mr. Burns: She gave them sugar to make them work, Benadryl to make them sleep, and donuts as a reward for a job well done.
    Homer: Mmm... donuts. Also, mmm... sugar and mmm... Benadryl.
    Lenny: It seems like we're still missing a piece of the story.
    Mr. Burns: Well, R.O.S.A. had a built-in nanny-cam. If we could recover her pieces, perhaps we could see what happened right before the explosion.
    Homer: *moans* I knew this was going to turn into collecting things.

    Task: Find R.O.S.A Parts [x24]
    Time: 4h
    Location: Control Building
    Characters: Homer, Cletus, Lisa, Apu, Willy, Bart, Milhouse, Ned
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    Homer: We found a part! It looks like... a leg.
    Lisa: It's an arm, Dad.
    Homer: Nope. I'm pretty sure it's a leg. This robot must be tiny!
    Lisa: It is not tiny! That's an arm...
    Homer: Let's keep looking everyone, only a few parts to go! Almost there.
    Lisa: Yes, let's rebuild the tiny robot and find out what happened.

    The End of the Beginning Pt. 17

    Mr. Burns starts

    Mr. Burns: We've found all the R.O.S.A. pieces except one... her feather duster.
    Lenny: What does she even have a feather duster for? She's a nanny, not a maid.
    Mr. Burns: Children get dusty too. But we need that piece -- it contains the surrogate motherboard.
    Carl: But it's impossible! We've looked everywhere!
    Moe: Everywhere in our MAIN Springfield. But there's one place we haven't looked...
    Lenny: Oh God, no. You don't mean...
    Moe: That's right. That place we dread... that haunts us in our nightmares... that we pretend doesn't even exist...
    Moe: Krustyland.
    Homer: Nooooooooooo!!!!
    Moe: Nooooooooooo!!!!
    Lenny: Nooooooooooo!!!!
    Moe: Let's just draw straws and get this over with.

    Task: Make Homer Draw the Short Straw
    Time: 60s
    Location: Moe's Tavern
    Task: Build Krustyland Shuttlebus

    The End of the Beginning Pt. 18

    Homer starts

    Homer: Woo-hoo! I drew the short straw so I don't have to go, and all you long straw guys are stuck going to Krustyland.
    Carl: That ain't the way drawing straws work, Homer.
    Homer: ARRGGGGHHH!
    Homer: Fine, I'll go. If the shuttle crashes on the way to Krustyland, tell Marge and the kids I died happy because I didn't make it to Krustyland.

    Task: Go to Krustyland

    The End of the Beginning Pt. 19

    Homer starts

    Homer: Ugh, this place is awful… and it's so far from Springfield. That shuttle bus took like 16 seconds!
    Homer: It's the only amusement park so boring that even the gangs won't come here!

    Task: Make Homer Find the Last R.O.S.A Part A.S.A.P to Get Out of Krustyland
    Time: 4h
    Location: Krustyland Entrance

    Homer: Bye, Krustyland. Forever this time. I'm serious.
    Squeaky Voice Teen: Would you like your hand stamped so you can re-enter?
    Homer: Has anyone ever asked to re-enter this place?
    Squeaky Voice Teen: No. Thank you for not punching me in the face for asking.

    The End of the Beginning Pt. 20

    Auto starts

    Task: Go to Springfield

    The End of the Beginning Pt. 21

    Moe starts

    Moe: Okay, we've assembled all the pieces. Let's turn this robot on.
    R.O.S.A: Hello, I am R.O.S.A. What can I do for you, mister?
    Moe: Ooh, mister. I like her already.
    Homer: We need to see your video from right before the explosion.
    R.O.S.A: Of course. Please enter the password.
    Homer: Password?

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    Reward: R.O.S.A
    Task: Make Homer Guess Mr. Burns's Password
    Time: 12h
    Location: Control Building

    On job start:

    Moe: Did you try "Excellent"?
    Homer: Yeah, it didn't work.
    Moe: Try "Excellent1".
    Homer: That's it! His catchphrase plus the year he was born.


    The End of the Beginning Pt. 22

    Homer starts

    Homer: I'm confused. What were those things the one-eyebrowed baby put in R.O.S.A.'s battery compartment?
    Lenny: Fuel rods. You know, the things your job is to keep from overheating?
    Homer: Oh, that makes sense.
    Homer: Now that that's clarified, can you explain everything else that happened in the video?
    Carl: No. But if anyone asks me at a dinner party, I'm going to say yes so that people don't think I'm stupid.
    Moe: Regardless of whether that scene had a meaning or not, the important thing is that we spend hours debating it's meaning in the Tapped Out forums!

    If the user has Lenny and Carl:
    Task: Make Lenny Argue Online That Maggie Created Skyfinger
    Task: Make Carl Argue Online it's a Retelling of the Genesis Myth
    Task: Make Moe Complain Online That the Game's Not Good Anymore
    Task: Make Homer Troll the Forum with Shirtless Selfies
    Time: 8h
    Location: Moe's Tavern

    If the user doesn't have Lenny and Carl:
    Task: Make Lisa Argue Online it's a Retelling of the Genesis Myth
    Task: Make Bart Complain Online That the Game's Not Good Anymore
    Time: 8h
    Location: Simpson House
    Task: Make Moe Argue Online That Maggie Created Skyfinger
    Task: Make Homer Troll the Forum with Shirtless Selfies
    Time: 8h
    Location: Moe's Tavern

    System Message: Way to go! You've finished the main quest line. Keep tapping bears and sending Maggie on jobs to collect pacifiers and unlock more prizes!
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    Play-Dough's Republic

    Marge starts

    Marge: Homer, where's Maggie?
    Homer: I dunno, she was right here before I went out for snacks.
    Homer: I wouldn't worry. She always comes back eventually.
    Marge: That's what you said about our first cat.
    Homer: Oh yeah... we better go find her then.

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    Task: Play "Where's Maggie?"
    Location: Playdough Factory
    Hiding Places: Simpson House, Cletus's Farm, Krusty Burger, Van Houten Home, Springfield Elementary, Springfield Library, Android's Dungeon, First Church of Springfield, Moe's Tavern, Police Station, Luigi's, Springfield Retirement Castle, Town Hall, Springfield Wax Museum, Ziff Corp Office Building, Purple House, Blue House, Pink House, White House, Orange House, Lard Lads Donuts
    You can play "Where's Maggie?" every 16 hours and if you find her 3 times you can get 1, 2 or 3 donuts!
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    <hr/>ACT 1 PRIZES<hr/><a href="https://tstotopix.files.wordpress.com/2015/12/leftoriumexpress_menu.png&quot; rel="attachment wp-att-99215"><img src="https://tstotopix.files.wordpress.com/2015/12/leftoriumexpress_menu.png?w=138&quot; /></a>
    Leftorium Express

    Auto starts

    Ned: Oh Lord, what am I to do?
    Ned: Christmas is supposed to be my busy season, but it's turning out to be a downright right-handed affair.
    Ned: I guess that star that shone bright in the East was on the right side of the compass, too.
    Ned: I need a left-handed solution to my business woes, PDQ – Pretty Diddly Quick!
    Homer: Why don't you just open a hot dog stand? Everyone loves hot dogs.
    Ned: You're right, Homer! And by right, I mean you're as good as being left!
    Homer: Shut up, stupid Flanders! You're confusing me.

    Task: Unlock the Leftorium Express

    Ned: I just had to downsize. Instead of a big, old Leftorium, what better way than with a mobile stall!
    Ned: Allow me to introduce ... the Leftorium Express!
    Ned: With this, I not only cut rental costs, but I get to bump my backside with my new business partner, Nasreen!
    Nasreen: ...
    Ned: As a thank you to Homer, I'm also sellin' left-handed hot dogs!

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    Springfield Orphanage

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    Lisa: This is really awful.
    Lisa: All these orphans. How can they survive on the mean streets of Springfield without the guidance of a parent?
    Ralph: I don't have a parrot. I'm an orphan!
    Lisa: We can't let them down, we need to do something to help!
    Marge: Maybe we should build an orphanage.

    Task: Unlock Springfield Orphanage
    Task: Build the Springfield Orphanage
    Task: Make Ralph Register as an Orphan
    Time: 1h
    Location: Springfield Orphanage

    Wiggum: Is my son, Ralph, in this orphanage?
    Ralph: Here I am! I'm a mighty morphin' power orphan!
    Wiggum: Ralph, an orphan is someone who doesn't have a mommy or daddy, or a bedroom, or a bathroom...
    Ralph: I go potty in the closet!
    Wiggum: Just... get your stuff and let's go home. Come on, Ralphie.

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    Dancing Reindeer

    Auto starts

    Task: Unlock the Dancing Reindeer
    Task: Tap the Dancing Reindeer

    Homer: Oh wow, would you look at that! A dancing reindeer.
    Lisa: Dad. You do realize that this is not a real dancing reindeer, right?
    Homer: Of course, Honey. I'm not THAT dumb.
    Homer: It might be a real dancing moose, though.
    Lisa: Or… just a man in a reindeer costume.

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    Virgil's Cabin

    Auto starts

    Homer: You know what would be great, Marge? A nice, quiet, relaxing place for a retreat…
    Homer: …with satellite TV, high-speed internet, a freeway close by, a 20-screen multiplex, Kwik-E-Mart next door…
    Homer: Lucky for us, there's a beautiful cabin that's been in the family all this time.

    Task: Unlock Virgil's Cabin
    Task: Build Virgil's Cabin

    Homer: What a cute little cabin! I could TOTALLY live here.
    Lisa: Are you sure about that, Dad?
    Homer: Sure, I'm sure. Why?
    Lisa: You see the flag over there... That's the Canadian flag.
    Homer: D'oh, Can-a-da!

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    Patches & Poor Violet

    Auto starts

    Task: Unlock Patches & Poor Violet

    A Tale of Two Orphans Pt. 1

    Patches and Poor Violet starts

    Patches: Poor Violet, I'm so hungry I could *cough cough* eat my shoes.
    Poor Violet: We ate your shoes for Thanksgiving. All we can do now is *sneeze* rely on the charity of others.

    Task: Make Patches & Poor Violet Work Hard for Their Money
    Time: 4h

    Patches: All the money we collected seems to just disappear before we can use it.
    Poor Violet: I'm not eating the money, that's for sure... Um… okay, I'm eating it.

    A Tale of Two Orphans Pt. 2

    Patches and Poor Violet starts

    Poor Violet: Today's been a terribly slow day for begging. *sneeze-sniffle-sneeze*
    Patches: Beggars can't be choosers so I choose to pick through the dumpster.
    Poor Violet: Good idea. Even a dry crust of bread can be softened with a bit of melted snow!

    Task: Make Patches & Poor Violet Dig Through Trash
    Time: 8h
    Location: Kwik-E-Mart

    Poor Violet: Patches! Look what I found!
    Poor Violet: It's a cash bill! With some holes in it!
    Patches: Those aren't holes. *cough-cough* Those are zeros.
    Patches: Violet… we're zero-illion-aires!

    A Tale of Two Orphans Pt. 3

    Patches and Poor Violet starts

    Poor Violet: What should we do with all this money?
    Patches: I don't know, but I've never seen this much *cough* green before.
    Poor Violet: Are you talking about the green on the money, or the green on my leg?
    Patches: That's it. We're spending the money on getting your leg un-greened.
    Poor Violet: I'd love that! *sneeze*

    Task: Make Patches & Poor Violet Buy a Medicine Pill
    Time: 1h
    Location: Kwik-E-Mart

    A Tale of Two Orphans Pt. 4

    Patches and Poor Violet starts

    Poor Violet: Now we can spend the rest of the money on a nice sleeping place!
    Patches: With real sheets and real blankets and *cough-cough* what's that other thing?... oh yeah, pillows!
    Poor Violet: Sounds beautiful, but I'm not sure we'd sleep well anywhere but in our usual spots – on the floor of the church basement.

    Task: Reach Level 14 and Build the First Church of Springfield
    Task: Make Patches & Poor Violet Sleep on the Floor
    Time: 24h
    Location: First Church of Springfield

    A Tale of Two Orphans Pt. 5

    Patches and Poor Violet starts

    Patches: We got a problem, Poor Violet. *cough-cough*
    Poor Violet: Besides your chronic congestion?
    Patches: Yep. I still got money burning in my pocket. Least I think that's why I'm burning down there.
    Patches: We gotta get rid of it. Let's give it to someone more in need than two orphans without food or shelter.

    Task: Make Patches & Poor Violet Give to Charity
    Time: 12h
    Location: Kwik-E-Mart<hr/>ACT 2 PRIZES<hr/><a href="https://tstotopix.files.wordpress.com/2015/12/yourrembrandt_menu.png&quot; rel="attachment wp-att-99311"><img src="https://tstotopix.files.wordpress.com/2015/12/yourrembrandt_menu.png?w=150&quot; /></a>
    Picture on a Rembrandt

    Auto starts

    Moe: I don't know where my head's lately but I know one place it ain't -- on a Rembrandt.
    Moe: And I've always wanted to have my picture on a Rembrandt.
    Moe: I think, ultimately, my purpose in life is to have my picture on a Rembrandt.

    Task: Unlock Picture on a Rembrandt
    Task: Place Picture on a Rembrandt

    Lisa: Rembrandt was a revered Dutch painter from the 17th century. Maybe Moe feels it would be an honor.
    Homer: When he could have his picture on a beer bottle from this century?! I'll never understand bartenders.

    <a href="https://tstotopix.files.wordpress.com/2015/12/abercrombierich_menu.png&quot; rel="attachment wp-att-99107"><img src="https://tstotopix.files.wordpress.com/2015/12/abercrombierich_menu.png?w=150&quot; /></a>
    Abercrombie & Rich

    Auto starts

    Marge: I need to find a gift for Homie. What do you get for the man who's eaten, drank and passed out on everything?
    Marge: I know for sure he's not picky.
    Marge: But I would like to find him something unique. Something manly and sexy.
    Selma: We know exactly where you should shop for the modern over-packed pile of lard.

    Task: Unlock Abercrombie & Rich
    Task: Build Abercrombie & Rich
    Task: Make Marge Go Christmas Shopping
    Time: 4h
    Location: Abercrombie And Rich

    Marge: This clothing store is so fashionable. And the staff looks like they jumped right out of a magazine.
    Marge: Even the mannequins are oo-la-la handsome. And most of them don't even have heads!
    Marge: I've been browsing all day but I haven't found anything that fits Homer. Even the stretch socks are too much of a stretch.
    Marge: I'll have to accept that the only six-pack Homie is ever going to have is one pulled from our fridge.

    <a href="https://tstotopix.files.wordpress.com/2015/12/landofchocolateshop_menu.png&quot; rel="attachment wp-att-99214"><img src="https://tstotopix.files.wordpress.com/2015/12/landofchocolateshop_menu.png?w=150&quot; /></a>
    Ye Olde Chocolate Shoppe

    Auto starts

    Apu: I am sorry, Homer, but my shelves are empty of Butterfingers.
    Homer: WHAT?! You can't do that to me, APU!
    Apu: Jimbo, Dolph, and Kearney stole every last one of them.
    Homer: And you just let them?!
    Apu: During the holidays I have a soft spot in my heart for all criminals, thugs, and hooligans.
    Homer: Ohh… where else in town can an overweight man get candy?!

    Task: Unlock Chocolate Shoppe
    Task: Build the Chocolate Shoppe

    Homer: Ooh, a new place I can shop for chocolaty treats while I sneak mouthfuls of them browsing.
    Lisa: Dad, that's stealing! You should pay for everything you eat.
    Homer: Honey, if I paid for everything I ate we wouldn't have a home, or a car, or the clothes on our backs.

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    Buckingham Pay-Less Motel

    Auto starts

    Grampa: Son, my brother Cyrus just arrived in town. I thought it'd be brotherly if he stayed with us for the holidays.
    Grampa: All he brought is one bag… and his 15 Tahitian wives.
    Homer: And you want them to stay here?! I'm not waiting for 15 ladies to use the bathroom!
    Grampa: They'd still all finish before I did.
    Grampa: Fine! I'll find ‘em all another place to lay their leis and park their coconuts.

    Task: Unlock Buckingham Pay-Less Hotel
    Task: Build Buckingham Pay-Less Motel

    Grampa: Pip, pip and cheerio! There's tea and crumpets on every nightstand and fish & chips under every pillow.
    Grampa: The Brits sure know how to class up a motel.
    Grampa: You also got a huge HD TV playing a Jack the Ripper movie. Oh wait. No, that's just a window into the alley.
    Cyrus Simpson: This place is cheap! I can afford a room for each of my wives and I can sneak into their rooms and think I'm cheatin' on all of the others!

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    Festivus Comic Book Guy

    Auto starts

    Task: Unlock Festivus Comic Book Guy

    Rest of Us for the Festivus Pt. 1

    Comic Book Guy starts

    Comic Book Guy: Oi, it looks like the latest Hollywood drek is slated to wash up on a shore near you this summer.
    Comic Book Guy: "Dark, Gritty Reboot 3: The End of Ideas"
    Comic Book Guy: Yet another disservice to the fanbase that made them great, in the name of the almighty dollar!
    Comic Book Guy: Well, it's time someone stood up against corporate greed and the commercialization of our holidays!
    Comic Book Guy: And also for the right to cosplay as a Dickensian character all year round!

    Task: Make Festivus Comic Book Guy Air Grievances
    Time: 1h

    Rest of Us for the Festivus Pt. 2

    Comic Book Guy starts

    Festivus CBG: As a representative of the spirit of Festivus, it is my duty to thwart all mainstream influences.
    Festivus CBG: My first target: rampant consumerism!

    Task: Make Festivus Comic Book Guy Boycott the Kwik-E-Mart
    Time: 4h
    Location: Kwik-E-Mart

    Festivus CBG: I hope the financial damage caused by my demonstration has given you a different point of view about consumerism.
    Apu: Today's receipts are certainly less than yesterday's…
    Apu: Until I ring up all the snacks you've devoured since you got here. Joy! My biggest sales day ever!
    Festivus CBG: Excuse me… your sales day is not over because I'm not through snacking.
    Apu: Thank you, come again! And come again! And come again!

    Rest of Us for the Festivus Pt. 3

    Comic Book Guy starts

    Jimbo: Hey man, are you that Festivus guy?
    Festivus CBG: Before I brag about what I am, why do you ask?
    Nelson: We just wanted to congratulate you for sticking it to The Man.
    Festivus CBG: Coming from such notorious bullies, that means a lot.
    Festivus CBG: Fight the Power!
    Jimbo: You have our respect… which means nothing. We're still going to shake you down for money.

    Task: Make Festivus Comic Book Guy Fight the Power
    Time: 4h
    Location: Town Hall

    Rest of Us for the Festivus Pt. 4

    Comic Book Guy starts

    Milhouse: Great job, Festivus Guy! Your face is everywhere!
    Milhouse: There are T-shirts, bumper stickers, even action figures!
    Festivus CBG: Wait a minute. People are SELLING my image?
    Homer: Are they ever! Support Festivus!
    Festivus CBG: The bigger question is: my image actually fits on things?
    Brockman: Kent Brockman from Channel 6 will ask that question here! Can we get a sound bite?

    Task: Make Festivus Comic Book Guy Give a Sound Bite
    Time: 4h
    Location: Channel 6

    Rest of Us for the Festivus Pt. 5

    Comic Book Guy starts

    Festivus CBG: Everywhere I go, people cheer for the Festivus movement, but they don't even know what it means!
    Festivus CBG: I have become no better than the corporate shills I started out fighting.
    Festivus CBG: There's only one way to fix this.
    Festivus CBG: I'll become something no one in their right mind would ever admire or emulate… a Comic Book Guy!

    Task: Make Comic Book Guy Sell Comics
    Time: 24h
    Location: Android's Dungeon<hr/>ACT MAGGIE SPECIAL PRIZES<hr/><a href="https://tstotopix.files.wordpress.com/2015/12/unlock_kearneysotherson1.png&quot; rel="attachment wp-att-99292"><img src="https://tstotopix.files.wordpress.com/2015/12/unlock_kearneysotherson1.png?w=150&quot; /></a>Kearney's Other Son

    Auto starts

    Task: Unlock Kearney's Other Son

    Son of Anarchy Pt. 1

    Kearney's Other Son starts

    Barney: I'm tellin' ya, Moe, them animals you got in that petting zoo are vicious.
    Barney: Two of them started kicking and biting me when I fed them a cracker.
    Moe: Barney, that was two of the kids that did that.
    Barney: Maybe you better explain to me the difference between a child and a sheep.

    Task: Make Kearney's Other Son Attend Budget Daycare
    Time: 12h
    Location: Moe's Tavern

    Son of Anarchy Pt. 2

    Moe starts

    Moe: Hey, why is my beer delivery still out here on the sidewalk?
    Barney: Since he got that disease, the delivery guy said he won't come inside anymore.
    Moe: You tell that delivery guy, I got no control over where black mold wants to go!
    Homer: Moe, looks like you're gonna need someone with the strength of two men to move that beer delivery before the sun gets to it.
    Moe: Or… one unnaturally muscular baby – Kearney's other kid!
    Kearney's Other Son: *nod*

    Task: Make Kearney's Other Son Move Beer Cases
    Time: 24h
    Location: Moe's Tavern

    Son of Anarchy Pt. 3

    Kearney's Other Son starts

    Barney: Aw, look, all the babies out back are surrounding that big one. So cute.
    Moe: Babies got a natural pecking order. They come to know and respect the toughest one of the herd.
    Barney: Looks like they're respecting him with a bunch of makeshift weapons!
    Moe: Sharpened rattles! Teething ring brass knuckles! A busy-box torture device!
    Moe: I gotta get out there and protect my investment!
    Moe: And start frisking those little jerks a little better!

    Task: Make Moe Break Up a Baby Fight
    Time: 2h
    Location: Moe's Tavern

    Son of Anarchy Pt. 4

    Moe starts

    Moe: Good job stacking those beer kegs, muscle kid Kearney.
    Kearney's Other Son: *nod*
    Barney: Wow, Moe, you hardly have to lift a finger with that baby around.
    Moe: Yeah, I avoided babies all my life, never knowin' I could use them to do all the things I didn't want to do.
    Moe: Hey, muscle kid. Clean and jerk Barney like a barbell.
    Kearney's Other Son: *nod*

    Task: Make Kearney's Other Son Throw Out Drunks
    Time: 8h
    Location: Moe's Tavern

    Son of Anarchy Pt. 5

    Moe starts

    Moe: What's goin' on with all this garbage piling up? My trash rats are all confused!
    Moe: Where's that muscle kid? He was supposed be in charge of all this.
    Barney: I haven't seen him all morning.
    Moe: He's just a baby. A baby that does all my heavy liftin' Where could he be?
    Moe: Is that… a hole? No fair! He's been usin' his muscles for escapin'?
    Moe: Kids these day just don't want to be illegally worked long hours.

    Task: Make Kearney's Other Son Tunnel to Freedom
    Time: 4h
    Location: Moe's Tavern

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    Mrs. Sinclair

    Auto starts

    Task: Unlock Mrs. Sinclair

    A Day at the Laissez-faire Pt. 1

    Mrs. Sinclair starts

    Mr. Burns: Greetings workers! I have gathered you all to discuss this year's employee efficiency report.
    Mr. Burns: To start with… you're all worthless! Your overall scores ranked beneath that of the earthworm!
    Lenny: Worms break down waste into usable compost!
    Mr. Burns: As I will break you down!
    Mr. Burns: And because worms give me the heebie-jeebies, I'm hiring someone to do this for me.

    Task: Make Mrs. Sinclair Set Up Shop
    Time: 2h
    Location: Control Building

    A Day at the Laissez-faire Pt. 2

    Mrs. Sinclair starts

    Homer: I don't like the way that “Efficiency Manager” examines our every move.
    Carl: No kidding. Especially since we haven't moved all day!
    Lenny: Maybe we should move?
    Homer: That's a pretty drastic, but yeah… let's show her how hard we can work.

    Task: Make Carl Work Harder
    Task: Make Lenny Work Harder
    Task: Make Homer Try to Look Busy
    Time: 4h
    Location: Control Building

    A Day at the Laissez-faire Pt. 3

    Mrs. Sinclair starts

    Mrs. Sinclair: For a person to prosper, one must embrace the virtue of selfishness.
    Mrs. Sinclair: Rules only create barriers. To be truly free, you must adapt the world to your own needs first.
    Homer: Everything she's saying belongs on a ****.
    Homer: But if she saying what I think she's saying, we should make up our own work rules.
    Mrs. Sinclair: Yes! I call it the Laissez-faire Workday!
    Homer: Woo hoo! And I call a 2 hour bathroom break!

    Task: Make Carl Work Easier
    Task: Make Lenny Work Easier
    Task: Make Homer Not Bother to Look Busy
    Time: 12h
    Location: Control Building

    A Day at the Laissez-faire Pt. 4

    Mrs. Sinclair starts

    Carl: This new work policy is great. I'm getting 50% more work done in only twice the time!
    Homer: Heh, heh, yeah, I'm saving time at home by getting all my sleep done at work!
    Lenny: I don't know what Sinclair's goal is, but I'm fine microwaving ketchup packets all day. Pop-pop-boom!

    Task: Make Mrs. Sinclair Write Philosophical Essays
    Time: 24h
    Location: Blue House

    A Day at the Laissez-faire Pt. 5

    Mrs. Sinclair starts

    Mr. Burns: What in the name of Lucifer is going on?! Plant productivity has plummeted!
    Mrs. Sinclair: Allow me to explain. Each worker is expected to work for themselves, not for the profit of the company.
    Mr. Burns: Wha?!... Not profit for the company? The company is me!
    Mr. Burns: She's a witch! Someone draw me a circle of salt and cast her out with flint pebbles!

    Task: Make Mrs. Sinclair Find a New Job
    Time: 8h
    Location: Brown House

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    Wall E. Weasel's

    Auto starts

    Bart: Man, I'm bored. No reflection on you, Milhouse.
    Milhouse: How ‘bout we have some fun shaving our locker combinations into our hair.
    Bart: I'd say keep thinking but I really want you to stop thinking.
    Milhouse: Oo! I read in the newspaper that a Wall E. Weasel's is opening up in Springfield. We could go there!?
    Bart: Wait… stop… hold on… what 10 year-old kid reads a newspaper?!

    Task: Collect Pacifiers and Unlock Wall E. Weasel's
    Task: Build Wall E. Weasel's
    Task: Make Bart Play Larry the Looter
    Task: Make Milhouse Watch Bart Play Larry the Looter
    Time: 1h
    Location: Wall E. Weasel's

    Milhouse: Isn't this video game so cool, Bart?!
    Bart: No. This video game is so lame!
    Bart: Ok, let's go shave locker combinations in our heads.

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    Baby Gerald

    Auto starts

    Task: Unlock Baby Gerald

    Baby on Board 2: The Quickening Pt. 1

    Lisa starts

    Lisa: I can't believe I'm finally old enough to babysit and my first job is for Maggie's nemesis – Baby Gerald.
    Lisa: How bad could a baby really be?
    Baby Gerald: *glare*

    Task: Make Lisa Babysit Baby Gerald
    Task: Make Baby Gerald Watch Happy Little Elves on TV
    Time: 1h
    Location: Brown House

    Baby on Board 2: The Quickening Pt. 2

    Baby Gerald starts

    Homer: Hey Lisa, why is there a creepy baby hanging around our house?
    Lisa: I'm babysitting, Dad. And it's not nice to call a baby creepy.
    Homer: You're right. Babies can only be smiling, happy bundles of joy--
    Baby Gerald: *ominous glare*
    Homer: AAAHHH!!

    Task: Make Baby Gerald Mess with Maggie's Stuff
    Time: 12h
    Location: Simpson House

    Baby on Board 2: The Quickening Pt. 3

    Baby Gerald starts

    Homer: Nothing like an afternoon at Moe's to get images of creepy, one-eye-browed babies out of your head.
    Baby Gerald: *ominous glare*
    Homer: AAAHHH! It's that creepy baby! Moe, quick! Give me six more beers!
    Moe: Comin' right up.
    Moe: Havin' a creepy baby around the bar sure helps the booze bizness.

    Task: Reach Level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern
    Task: Make Baby Gerald Drink Formula at Moe's
    Time: 8h
    Location: Moe's Tavern

    Baby on Board 2: The Quickening Pt. 4

    Baby Gerald starts

    Homer: Lisa, you've got to help me! That creepy baby is out to get me!
    Lisa: I'm sure you're exaggerating, Dad. There's no way a baby could hurt you.
    Homer: I have dozens of scars from when Bart was in diapers!
    Lisa: Well, if it makes you feel any better, Gerald already has a nemesis. It's Maggie.
    Homer: Oh, what a relief.

    Task: Make Maggie Play With Butterflies
    Time: 12h
    Location: Brown House
    Task: Make Baby Gerald Smash Butterflies
    Time: 4h

    Baby on Board 2: The Quickening Pt. 5

    Baby Gerald starts

    Homer: The creepy baby is still staring at me!
    Baby Gerald: *ominous glare*
    Maggie: *steady stare*
    Homer: That's it, Maggie. Save your overweight Daddy from the 12 pound baby! Use your glare power!
    Baby Gerald: *ominous glare*
    Maggie: *steady stare*
    Homer: This is quite the boring battle.

    Task: Make Baby Gerald Fight Maggie
    Time: 1h
    Requires: Maggie

    Baby on Board 2: The Quickening Pt. 6

    Baby Gerald starts

    Lisa: Okay, Gerald, it's time for you to go home!
    Homer: Heh, heh, yeah, don't let the door hit you on the way out!
    Baby Gerald: *ominous glare*
    Homer: Um, I mean… wanna watch me hit my head in the door on your way out?
    Maggie: *warning stare*
    Baby Gerald: *worried look*
    Homer: That's it, Maggie! Stare the plastic pants right off that junior jerk.

    Task: Make Baby Gerald Nap With One Eye Open
    Time: 24h
    Location: Brown House<hr/>BONUS<hr/>Bonus Gift

    Auto starts

    Act 1 Task: Collect Festive Hats [x4000]
    <a href="https://tstotopix.files.wordpress.com/2015/12/act-1-bonus-gift.png&quot; rel="attachment wp-att-99986"><img src="https://tstotopix.files.wordpress.com/2015/12/act-1-bonus-gift.png?w=150&quot; /></a>
    Act 2 Task: Collect Mistletoe [x4000]
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    Act Maggie Special Task: Collect Pacifiers [x4000]
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    Reward: 1/2/3 Donuts
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    <hr/>PREMIUM<hr/><a href="https://tstotopix.files.wordpress.com/2015/12/unlock_mrburns_whitewitch1.png&quot; rel="attachment wp-att-99302"><img src="https://tstotopix.files.wordpress.com/2015/12/unlock_mrburns_whitewitch1.png?w=93&quot; /></a>
    White Privilege Pt. 1

    Auto starts

    Hank Scorpio: I call this meeting of the Council of Melodramatic Evil to order. Chairman Kang?
    Kang: Our first topic of discussion is branding and the ever-changing face of villainy.
    Dr. Colossus: It has come to the council's attention that the methods of some members have become outmoded.
    Mr. Burns: You're talking about me and Quetzalcohuatl, aren't you?
    Mayan God: I have to admit we were both brought to life in the same year of 12 baktun.

    Task: Make Burns Ponder a New Brand of Evil
    Time: 4h
    Location: Control Building

    Mr. Burns: I have it, Smithers! I know how I can update my villainy profile!
    Smithers: Becoming a hacker, sir? We'll start by getting you enrolled in a senior's computing class.
    Mr. Burns: No, you nitwit! I'm going so old school it will be new school! Straight out of a fairy tale.
    Mr. Burns: It begins with a pale, elegant evening gown.
    Smithers: Oh sir, my heart's aflutter!

    White Privilege Pt. 2

    Mr. Burns starts

    White Witch Burns: This approach is absolutely perfect, Smithers! I feel like a classic, timeless force of evil!
    Smithers: You certainly wear it well, sir.
    White Witch Burns: The nuclear plant can be my personal fortress of power. Have the hounds and robots refitted with an ice theme ASAP.
    White Witch Burns: And now for an act of evil so fiendish the world will have no choice but cower in my presence!

    Task: Make White Witch Burns Forever Postpone Christmas
    Time: 4h
    Location: Control Building

    White Privilege Pt. 3

    Mr. Burns starts

    White Witch Burns: Fear me, Springfield! I've paralyzed all ground transportation in a frozen grip of eternal winter!
    Smithers: Actually, sir, some bicycles are still moving around on the streets.
    White Witch Burns: Is that so... that's... disappointing.
    White Witch Burns: No matter. I'll freeze individual bikes as they wobble by.

    Task: Make White Witch Burns Freeze Ground Transportation
    Time: 4h
    Location: Control Building
    If the user has Martin: Task: Make Martin Ride His Bike Around Town
    Time: 8h

    White Privilege Pt. 4

    Mr. Burns starts

    White Witch Burns: I don't know if it's just me, but it seems like a lot more work to freeze the world nowadays than it used to be.
    Smithers: You've got to go icier and colder with all the global temperature increases happening now.
    White Witch Burns: What bungling fools brought that about?!
    Smithers: It took many, sir. You most likely had a hand in it yourself.
    White Witch Burns: Excellent! And with a blast of my ice I will turn back the clock on global warming, as if it never happened!

    Task: Make White Witch Burns Refute Climate Change
    Time: 4h
    Location: Control Building

    White Privilege Pt. 5

    Mr. Burns starts

    Smithers: Sir, we need to talk about the evil empire's financials. We're rapidly running out of money.
    White Witch Burns: Is money all that matters to you Smithers?! I'm only asking since it matters so much to me.
    Smithers: Running an empire of ice doesn't come cheaply. And it's not great for generating income.
    Smithers: Selling 99 cent bags of cubed ice isn't generating enough income to cover the costs.
    White Witch Burns: Then I must find a new venue to unleash my villainy
    White Witch Burns: I've conquered the world of energy and transportation with my ice…
    White Witch Burns: Maybe it's time to ice the world of medicine!

    Task: Make White Witch Burns Raise The Price of $13 Drug by 5000%
    Time: 4h
    Location: Town Hall

    <a href="https://tstotopix.files.wordpress.com/2015/12/animalshelter_menu.png&quot; rel="attachment wp-att-99108"><img src="https://tstotopix.files.wordpress.com/2015/12/animalshelter_menu.png?w=150&quot; /></a>
    No Heavy Petting

    Auto starts

    Lisa: Ooh, look. The Springfield Animal Shelter!
    Lisa: There's finally a home for all the poor animals that wander the streets of Springfield.
    Homer: We should see if your Aunt Patty and Selma are in there.
    Lisa: Very funny. Can we go and pet all the animals, Dad? Please!
    Bart: Yeah come on, Homer… I've been craving to smell like a hundred dogs and cats.

    Task: Make the Simpsons Visit the Animal Shelter [x4]
    Time: 4h
    Location: Springfield Animal Shelter
    Characters: Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa, Maggie

    Lisa: This place is great! So many poor animals, with such big eyes and sweet, cuddly, needy…
    Marge: You're not getting another pet, Lisa!
    Bart: This would have been a perfect place for Stampy to hang out and I could come visit him
    Quimby: There is an ordinance that prevents elephants in Springfield city facilities.
    Info Sign: NO HEAVY PETTING

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    It's What's Underneath That Counts Pt. 1

    Auto starts

    Homer: Ooh, fancy. I never knew there were this many variations on the good ol' tidy-whiteys.
    Homer: Boxer shorts, boxer briefs, trunks, briefs, jockstraps, ****, g-strings, and whatever the hell that is.
    Homer: This could be just what I need to get Marge's motor running!

    Task: Make Homer Buy Fancy Underwear
    Time: 4h
    Location: Victor's Secret

    It's What's Underneath That Counts Pt. 2

    Auto starts

    Homer: Oh Marge! I got you an extra holiday gift.
    Marge: Oh my… Homie, are you wearing underwear or my knitting yarn?!
    Homer: I got them on but now I can't get them off. Marge, I'm very scared.
    Marge: Don't move a muscle. I'm getting your power tools. I'll cut, chop, bore, and torch them off if I have to!

    Task: Make Marge Employ Various Power Tools
    Time: 4h
    Location: Simpson House
    Requires: Homer

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    Her Father's Googly Eyes Pt. 1

    Sophie Krustofsky starts

    Sophie Krustofsky: Dad, can I read you something?
    Krusty: Not right now, Sophie. Daddy's not in a listening mood.
    Krusty: He's in a headache-after-a-bad-night-of-comedy mood.
    Sophie Krustofsky: Maybe I could do something for your headache and then listen to me read?
    Krusty: Sure, honey. Why don't you go to school while Daddy takes his “hair of the dog” medicine.

    Task: Make Sophie Krustofsky Go to School
    Time: 6h
    Location: Springfield Elementary

    Krusty: What's this in Sophie's school bag?
    Krusty: "I am so happy. He's the sweetest person I have ever met!"
    Krusty: Sophie's got a boyfriend?
    Krusty: Who is this clown?! It's my duty as a father to make sure my daughter doesn't end up with a bum like me!

    Her Father's Googly Eyes Pt. 2

    Krusty starts

    Krusty: Okay, Skinner, gimme the names of every boy who's ever been within ten feet of my Sophie!
    Skinner: I don't think you need to worry. Sophie is a wonderful girl. I wish I'd known her when I was 10.
    Skinner: Not that I was ever 10. Mother wanted me to grow up fast. From * feeding to driving her to bingo halls… it's all a blur.
    Krusty: Well one of your students has been making googly eyes at my little girl and I'm going to put a stop to it!

    Task: Make Krusty Threaten Boys at School
    Time: 4h
    Location: Springfield Elementary

    Her Father's Googly Eyes Pt. 3

    Krusty starts

    Krusty: I couldn't find the pintsize punk puttin' the moves on my Sophie but at least I scared the cafeteria Taco Tuesday outta all those kids.
    Krusty: I still gotta find this guy.
    Krusty: There's no better way to show your love for your daughter than sneaking around behind her back and violating her trust!

    Task: Make Krusty Follow his Daughter
    Time: 4h
    Requires: Sophie Krustofsky

    Her Father's Googly Eyes Pt. 4

    Krusty starts

    Krusty: Mel, I've figured out who's been trying to steal my little Sophie!
    Krusty: I saw her go to the Simpson house. It's that Bert or Buck or whoever that's been out to destroy me forever. He's behind this!
    Sideshow Mel: You mean Bart – the boy who organized your comeback special and who helped you reconcile with your estranged father?
    Sideshow Mel: The same boy who cleared your name after Sideshow Bob framed you for armed robbery?
    Krusty: Maybe he's playin' the long con…
    Krusty: And now he's got me right where he wants me… stabbing me in the back by dating my daughter!

    Task: Make Krusty Set Up an Ambush
    Time: 4h
    Location: Simpson Home

    Her Father's Googly Eyes Pt. 5

    Krusty starts

    Krusty: Aha! Busted! You little daughter-stealing delinquent!
    Lisa: Huh?
    Krusty: Sophie you're here with Lisa? Where's your boyfriend -- under the bed, hiding in a laundry hamper, stuffed in this Malibu Stacy beach house?
    Krusty: Or there is no boy… how can I be a bad clown AND a bad dad?
    Sophie Krustofsky: You could make it up to me by taking me to the park for some daddy-daughter time.
    Sophie Krustofsky: And, just so you know, I don't have a boyfriend. That note was a class assignment about my dad.
    Krusty: Your dad?! Where is this creep? I'll joy-buzzer him to death… oh, wait… it's ME!
    Sophie Krustofsky: I never forget that. Now piggy-back me to the park!

    Task: Make Sophie Krustofsky Hang Out with Dad
    Time: 4h
    Requires: Krusty<hr/>Poles Apart

    <a href="https://tstotopix.files.wordpress.com/2015/12/north-pole-station-message.png&quot; rel="attachment wp-att-100357"><img src="https://tstotopix.files.wordpress.com/2015/12/north-pole-station-message.png?w=150&quot; /></a>

    Auto starts

    Otto: Hey, little dude. Wanna come join the fun on the Polar Express?
    Bart: I dunno Otto. You can barely control a school bus. Now you're running a monorail to the North Pole?
    Otto: Monorail's easier. I can drive it with my eyes closed. Which I plan to do.
    Bart: Maybe I will come along… I need to see what list Santa's got me on this year. I'm not getting “naughty” six years in a row!

    Task: Make Bart Ride the Monorail
    Time: 4h
    Location: North Pole Station

    Bart: Yo Otto, this train is just going in circles. When are we gonna get to the actual north pole?
    Otto: No can do, little dude. My pole privileges have been revoked since the accident.
    Bart: But you said to come ride the Polar Express!
    Otto: I plowed into Santa and his sleigh. You can't get away with that without making a lot of elf enemies.
    Otto: Unfortunately this is as good as it gets until Santa chills out and gets the “cool” gene.<hr/>Giant Snow Globe Gil Deal

    Gil starts

    Gil: Giant snow globe! Giant snow globe! Step right up and gaze upon the big and awesome, super-stunning giant snow globe!
    Gil: Trust, Ol' Gil. I'm not overselling this like the many loads of bunk I've oversold you in the past.
    Gil: It's an amazing item, as long as you're not claustrophobic, scared of heights (Like me) and have a backyard as big as the gardens of Versailles.
    Gil: It says here that the base is solid gold and handcrafted... and, oh wow. You're not going to believe what's inside.
    Gil: A three-story historical 5-bedroom house perched on top of a fancy glacier! Seems shakier than this sales pitch.
    Gil: You'll have your own private little ice mountain! Careful when you're exploring. Polar bears love to play soccer with the round heads like you.
    Gil: But don't worry. Just hold off a couple of weeks 'til global warming puts a crimp in those critters lives.
    Gil: Oh and since the house is teetering right on the edge of a cliff, I'd invest in a good home protection plan… and a parachute.
    Gil: That snow globe can house five generations of people and pets. That makes quite a Christmas scene.
    Gil: Don't do it for me. Do it for the poor little orphans, and the obese, bearded guy up North, and for undernourished elves that can't afford vitamins to grow.
    <a href="https://tstotopix.files.wordpress.com/2015/12/gsg1.png&quot; rel="attachment wp-att-100520"><img src="https://tstotopix.files.wordpress.com/2015/12/gsg1.png?w=60&quot; /></a><a href="https://tstotopix.files.wordpress.com/2015/12/gil.png&quot; rel="attachment wp-att-100485"><img src="https://tstotopix.files.wordpress.com/2015/12/gil.png?w=150&quot; /></a>

    If the user declines:
    Gil: I can't blame you for not buying. You're one of those odd-jobs that can't stand to have something wonderful in their life.

    If the user accepts:
    Gil: Good doing business with you, friend. You won't regret buying from Gil. And if you do, how 'bout buying some "regret" insurance to go along with your purchase?

    Snow Global Warming

    Auto starts

    Mr. Burns: Smithers, what is this?
    Smithers: It's a giant snow globe, sir.
    Mr. Burns: Snow globes bring back terrible memories Smithers. Childhood, family... eugh!
    Mr. Burns: That's why I use them to trap my enemies. I want them to feel my dread.
    Smithers: It's festive. People normally love them.
    Mr. Burns: Until they're trapped inside one and the water starts rising!

    Task: Send Springfielders to the Snow Globe [x5]
    Time: 2h
    Location: Giant Snow Globe
    Characters: Ebenezer Burns, White Witch Burns, Ice Prince Martin, Jasper, Snow Monster, Grampa, Marge, Homer, Maggie, Bart, Santa's Little Helper
    <a href="https://tstotopix.files.wordpress.com/2015/12/giant-snow-globe-jobs1.png&quot; rel="attachment wp-att-100371"><img src="https://tstotopix.files.wordpress.com/2015/12/giant-snow-globe-jobs1.png?w=84&quot; /></a>
    <hr/><a href="https://tstotopix.files.wordpress.com/2015/12/ico_stor_goldenscratchr.png&quot; rel="attachment wp-att-100367"><img src="https://tstotopix.files.wordpress.com/2015/12/ico_stor_goldenscratchr.png&quot; /></a>

    Starter Pack Gil Deal

    Only triggered if you're finished the tutorial and are on Level 5-6.
    December 23 at 8am GMT
    Gil starts

    Homer: Pff. You think you’re swimming in donuts but there’s never nearly enough to buy all these cool things.
    Homer: I would’ve had more donuts but some of them fell into a pit while I was cleaning up Springfield.
    Lisa: What do you mean by “a pit?”
    Homer: My stomach.
    Gil: Well Simpsons! You're in luck because Ol'Gil has a stash of some good stuff, including donuts!
    Homer: May I take this opportunity to say, Mmmmm, donuts?
    Lisa: No, Dad! Not again!
    Lisa: Gil, could we just get some donuts to replace what my dad lost, um… “in a pit?”
    Gil: No can do little lady! This is a package deal, but don’t worry with these goodies your Springfield will dance right to level 9! Cha-cha-cha!
    Gil: I started gambling with my life at 8, so why shouldn’t you gamble to win even more donuts with these two Golden Scratch-R tickets!
    <a href="https://tstotopix.files.wordpress.com/2015/12/sp.png&quot; rel="attachment wp-att-100521"><img src="https://tstotopix.files.wordpress.com/2015/12/sp.png?w=60&quot; /></a><a href="https://tstotopix.files.wordpress.com/2015/12/123123123.png&quot; rel="attachment wp-att-100509"><img src="https://tstotopix.files.wordpress.com/2015/12/123123123.png?w=150&quot; /></a><a href="https://tstotopix.files.wordpress.com/2015/12/untitled-5.png&quot; rel="attachment wp-att-100505"><img src="https://tstotopix.files.wordpress.com/2015/12/untitled-5.png&quot; /></a>

    If the user declines:
    Gil: So Ol' Gil's sales pitch didn't hook ya, huh? Guess you don't jump on great opportunities when they're sneakily flashed in front of your eyes.

    If the user accepts:
    Gil: Thank you, good friend. With the bonus Gil gets from your purchase I'm going down to the eye bank and getting my eyes put back in my head...
    Gil: or someone else's! When you're blind, it's no time to be picky!
    System Message: You've been awarded 75 Donuts, 5,800 XP, 25,000 Cash and 2 Golden Scratch-R tickets!
    System Message: Your 2 Golden Scratch-R tickets are available in your inventory. Tap the Use button there to consume one.<hr/><a href="https://tstotopix.files.wordpress.com/2015/12/slidefactory_menu.png&quot; rel="attachment wp-att-99283"><img src="https://tstotopix.files.wordpress.com/2015/12/slidefactory_menu.png?w=150&quot; /></a>
    I'll Let It Slide This Time

    Auto starts

    Bart: Oh cool, a slide factory! Finally we get some fun places in Springfield.
    Quimby: A recent survey of citizens made it clear that we have a 45% deficit of fun activities in Springfield.
    Quimby: My staff have determined slides are the safest city improvement a mayor can make to achieve re-election.
    Bart: Awesome, can we get other stuff besides slides?
    Bart: A helter skelter... A ski hill... A bobsled run?
    Quimby: Ahmm, I don't know. I'm afraid that would be a, ah, slippery slope to go down.

    Task: Make Bart Suggest Downhill Activities
    Time: 4h
    Location: Slide Factory<hr/><a href="https://tstotopix.files.wordpress.com/2015/12/babysittingservice_menu.png&quot; rel="attachment wp-att-99111"><img src="https://tstotopix.files.wordpress.com/2015/12/babysittingservice_menu.png?w=121&quot; /></a><a href="https://tstotopix.files.wordpress.com/2015/12/unlock_lucillebotzcowski1.png&quot; rel="attachment wp-att-99294"><img src="https://tstotopix.files.wordpress.com/2015/12/unlock_lucillebotzcowski1.png?w=124&quot; /></a>
    Babies in the Bathwater Pt. 1

    Lucille Botzcowski starts

    Luann: Welcome to the Coupon Clippers Club, Marge.
    Marge: Sorry I'm late. I had to get a babysitter. Homer got stuck at work. Firemen are cutting him free now.
    Helen Lovejoy: You know, I've been in need of a babysitter too.

    Task: Make Lucille Botzcowski Take Care of the Children
    Time: 1h

    Babies in the Bathwater Pt. 2

    Lucille Botzcowski starts

    Lucille Botzcowski: Hello, Mr. Simpson, I'm here to look after your littlest one.
    Homer: Snowball II or Maggie? Hint: take the baby, the cat's nothing but trouble.
    Homer: I'm heading out to catch Moe's Pre-Happy Hour. I hope it's happier than his regular Happy Hour ‘cause that one's pretty sad.
    Homer: There's food in the fridge, TV's got four channels, Maggie can show you everything else. Bye-bye!
    Lucille Botzcowski: Maggie won't need to show me ‘cause I'm setting up a surveillance camera to see for myself.

    Task: Make Lucille Botzcowski Scope Out the Simpson House
    Time: 12h
    Location: Simpson House

    Babies in the Bathwater Pt. 3

    Lucille Botzcowski starts

    Lucille Botzcowski: The camera at the Simpson house is working perfectly, I'll know exactly when to clean out their place.
    Lucille Botzcowski: Now, to set the same thing up with all the other families in town. Then pull off the biggest score ever!

    Task: Make Lucille Botzcowski Ready Her Plan
    Time: 2h
    Location: Brown House

    Babies in the Bathwater Pt. 4

    Lucille Botzcowski starts

    Lucille Botzcowski: Timing is perfect.
    Lucille Botzcowski: Let's rob some houses!

    Task: Make Lucille Botzcowski Rob Houses
    Time: 24h
    Location: Home

    Lucille Botzcowski: Agh! Every house I go into the baby recognizes me and screams!
    Lucille Botzcowski: Those little rotten bundles of joy are going to blow my cover.
    Lucille Botzcowski: Can't believe my crime spree depends on actually being a good babysitter!

    Babies in the Bathwater Pt. 5

    Lucille Botzcowski starts

    Lucille Botzcowski: Everywhere I go, I see them...
    Lucille Botzcowski: ...babies!
    Lucille Botzcowski: They're in the supermarket, in the park, on the streets!
    Lucille Botzcowski: I just need to get away for a while.

    Task: Make Lucille Botzcowski Visit Her Old Stomping Grounds
    Time: 8h
    Location: Calmwood Mental Hospital or Brown House

    Lucille Botzcowski: I feel much better now that I've had some time to rest, doctor.
    Marvin Monroe: As your doctor, I'LL tell you how you feel.
    Marvin Monroe: Before we decide whether you're ready to leave or not, you and I should have a talk...
    Marvin Monroe: ... about your childhood!
    Lucille Botzcowski: My childhood?! Wahhh!!<hr/><a href="https://tstotopix.files.wordpress.com/2015/12/bearcave_menu.png&quot; rel="attachment wp-att-99113"><img src="https://tstotopix.files.wordpress.com/2015/12/bearcave_menu.png?w=150&quot; /></a>
    Bear With Maggie

    Auto starts

    Homer: Oh, look kids, it's a bear, the serial killer of the animal kingdom!
    Lisa: Dad, that's completely untrue! Like most animals, bears generally won't bother a person if you respect their space and territory.
    Homer: We're humans, sweetie. It's human nature to NOT to respect other creatures' space and territory.
    Homer: Now step aside. I'm gonna go rock this bear's world, Homer-style!
    Maggie: *Facepalm*

    Task: Make Maggie Pacify a Bear
    Time: 4h
    Location: Bear Cave

    Maggie: *Smiling*
    Bear: *Approving grunt*<hr/><a href="https://tstotopix.files.wordpress.com/2015/12/unlock_lingbouvier1.png&quot; rel="attachment wp-att-99293"><img src="https://tstotopix.files.wordpress.com/2015/12/unlock_lingbouvier1.png?w=118&quot; /></a>
    Parental Guidance Pt. 1

    Ling Bouvier starts

    Selma: Patty, do you ever open any mail besides sweepstakes entries?
    Selma: Especially when there are letters from China telling us Madam Wu is coming to visit Ling!
    Selma: How dare they! They're checking to see if we're fit parents.
    Selma: Quick, let's drop Ling off at Marge's so we can smoke up these cartons of cigarettes and finish our 140 hour MacGyver marathon!

    Task: Make Selma Watch MacGyver
    Time: 12h
    Location: Spinster City Apartments
    Task: Make Ling Bouvier Stay with Family
    Time: 12h
    Location: Simpson House

    Parental Guidance Pt. 2

    Ling Bouvier starts

    Selma: Alright, the apartment is as clean as a cheap, smoker's apartment will ever get.
    Selma: All Madam Wu will see is a creative space -- flash cards on the table, educational shows on TV, and painting supplies for our mini Matisse!
    Ling Bouvier: Color!
    Selma: No Ling. You're getting paint everywhere. I'll look like the horrible mother of a puny Jackson Pollock.
    Ling Bouvier: Pretty walls!
    Selma: Uggh… I can't handle this without another Laramie Lady Long to my lips.

    Task: Make Selma Take a Smoke Break
    Time: 24h
    Task: Make Ling Bouvier Paint a Masterpiece
    Time: 8h

    Madam Wu: Ling is painting your walls, while you spread your smoke?
    Selma: No, no, it's not what it looks like. Ling was about to paint on canvas and I was exhaling my smoke into the fridge.

    Parental Guidance Pt. 3

    Ling Bouvier starts

    Selma: Gahh the nerve of that woman to worry about the health and safety of my adopted child!
    Selma: I know how to get her off my back, I'll run down to the DMV and report her rental car as stolen!
    Ling Bouvier: Mama! Let's play game!
    Selma: Not now Ling, Mommy has to mess up a foreign visitor's life!

    Task: Make Selma Tamper with Records
    Task: Make Ling Bouvier Speak at a Pre-K Level
    Time: 12h
    Location: Spinster City Apartments or DMV

    Parental Guidance Pt. 4

    Ling Bouvier starts

    Selma: If Madam Wu needs proof that I'm a good mother then I'll show her just how talented I've made Ling.
    Ling Bouvier: Me tired Mama.
    Selma: That's nice sweetie, but now it's time to practice being talented.

    Task: Make Ling Bouvier Perform Flutenastics
    Time: 1h

    Parental Guidance Pt. 5

    Ling Bouvier starts

    Selma: See how wonderful Ling is! She learned it all from me.
    Madam Wu: All I see is a talented, very tired child.
    Selma: I like the “talented” part but the “tired” thing doesn't sound positive. I can't lose Ling! She's made my life worth living!

    Task: Make Selma Watch Ling All Night
    Task: Make Ling Bouvier Sleep Like an Angel
    Time: 24h
    Location: Spinster City Apartments

    Selma: Uh-oh, a letter from China. I don't know if I can stand to read what Madam Wu is going to say.
    Patty: Give it to me, I'll read it...
    Patty: Gobblety-*, gobblety-*… “It is the agencies belief that Selma is taking sufficient care of Ling.”
    Patty: "However, Selma appeared stressed and distracted. Perhaps Ling should be taking better care of her."
    Patty: Haha... *cough-cough*... haha... *cough-cough-cough*
    Selma: Haha... *cough-cough-cough*... haha... *cough*
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  • Osg00d
    261 posts
    edited December 2015
    As always: thank u LPN!
    Wishing you the best Xmas yet!
  • izabellatrix
    1612 posts Member
    edited December 2015
    Do you have a list of all the character categories? (Senior, Glutton, Pessimist, etc.) I have one from a while ago, but they seem to have left some of the characters out this time.
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  • snowyriver32
    1528 posts Member
    edited December 2015
    Do you have a list of all the character categories? (Senior, Glutton, Pessimist, etc.) I have one from a while ago, but they seem to have left some of the characters out this time.

    You can find an updated listing here:
    http://forum.ea.com/eaforum/posts/list/10340769.page
  • Gary_A_D
    866 posts Member
    edited December 2015
    Will there be more presents to leave in our friends towns? The fun has been taken out of this event. 5 is a ridiculous number. I want to be able to leave at least 1 present in all of my friends towns every 24 hours. This is pretty low if this doesn't change.
  • nutsforbart
    144 posts
    edited December 2015
    This is FANTASTIC. Thanks for all the effort. Will keep an eye out for developments.

    Just a note. For some reason, when I get to "Do you see what I see pt 2", form me, the Millhouse task is 8hrs instead of 1m.

  • SEJ326
    25 posts
    edited December 2015
    Just a note. For some reason, when I get to "Do you see what I see pt 2", form me, the Millhouse task is 8hrs instead of 1m.
    That changed with today's update. The tasks for Cletus, Milhouse and Lovejoy were changed from 1 minute to 8 hours. LPN probably just hasn't had a chance to update the lengths on the walkthrough.
  • nutsforbart
    144 posts
    edited December 2015
    SEJ326 wrote:
    Just a note. For some reason, when I get to "Do you see what I see pt 2", form me, the Millhouse task is 8hrs instead of 1m.
    That changed with today's update. The tasks for Cletus, Milhouse and Lovejoy were changed from 1 minute to 8 hours. LPN probably just hasn't had a chance to update the lengths on the walkthrough.

    Ah, I see. Guess I got lucky on Cletus.

  • izabellatrix
    1612 posts Member
    edited December 2015
    Do you have a list of all the character categories? (Senior, Glutton, Pessimist, etc.) I have one from a while ago, but they seem to have left some of the characters out this time.

    You can find an updated listing here:
    http://forum.ea.com/eaforum/posts/list/10340769.page
    Thanks, but it looks like this event leaves people out. Right now I'm on the "Senior" part, and I can only use Flanders, Burns, Grampa, Brockman, Agnes, and Moleman.
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  • Brabsel
    682 posts Member
    edited December 2015
    LPN, it would be great if you could include the level of the squishee station where the tap radius stops increasing in the upgrade part of the walkthrough.

    I upgraded the Halloween campfire way further than level 42 before you wrote here in some topic that it's useless to upgrade more. I'd like to avoid that this time.
  • LPNintendoITA
    11661 posts Member
    edited December 2015
    it was discovered in the Q&A etc. thread. didn't find it myself that time
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  • katia227
    4 posts Member
    edited December 2015
    I don't have any presents to drop and therefore cannot complete the task 'drop 5 presents". Where do I get presents, please help! Thank you!
  • vibra5
    337 posts Member
    edited December 2015
    thank! For Mery Christmas!
    I still can not believe this is coming Maggie! Is fantastic!
  • LPNintendoITA
    11661 posts Member
    edited December 2015
    calma vibra s? arriva Maggie! :D
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  • Briscowins
    189 posts Member
    edited December 2015
    Do any of the premium bldgs have permanent tasks?
  • izabellatrix
    1612 posts Member
    edited December 2015
    katia227 wrote:
    I don't have any presents to drop and therefore cannot complete the task 'drop 5 presents". Where do I get presents, please help! Thank you!
    You get 5 a day automatically. You won't get a notification about it, you just have to keep checking by going into friends' towns.
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