Here's Your Sign
September 27, 2016 6:42PM
edited September 2016
Apparently some jerk (he/she is probably a nice person) somewhere decided to change all the Zodiac signs. So for many, many years I was a Libra now I'm a Virgo. I am outraged. Okay, I'm not outraged. I don't even really care to tell the truth. I just figured everyone should know, in case someone wanted to be outraged about something.
Here's the new list I stole from the Washington Post
Edit: Full disclosure, I got bored with the article and didn't read the entire thing so this may not even be true
Here's the new list I stole from the Washington Post
- Capricorn: Jan. 20 to Feb. 16
- Aquarius: Feb. 16 to March 11
- Pisces: March 11 to April 18
- Aries: April 18 to May 13
- Taurus: May 13 to June 21
- Gemini: June 21 to July 20
- Cancer: July 20 to Aug. 10
- Leo: Aug. 10 to Sept. 16
- Virgo: Sept. 16 to Oct. 30
- Libra: Oct. 30 to Nov. 23
- Scorpio: Nov. 23 to Nov. 29
- Ophiuchus: Nov. 29 to Dec. 17
- Sagittarius: Dec. 17 to Jan. 20
Edit: Full disclosure, I got bored with the article and didn't read the entire thing so this may not even be true
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I wish I wasn't Taurus. Out of all the crappy cars they could've picked...
"NASA has not changed the signs of the zodiac. Also, the scientific agency has not decided to shift its focus from factual research to studying Harry Potter.
The misunderstanding seems to have come from a NASA Space Place page for kids, written back in January this year. The writer for Cosmopolitan has taken information from this page and used it to make their rather bold claim."
This has been popping up way too much.
only half? I think mine burns @ 75%
same here, Leo's are the best sign of all
1. Most of the stuff we read associated with the topic is just fluff.
2. The signs HAVE actually shifted their positions since the sun sign structure originated, because the galaxy is moving. Which explains this new list. But most sources ignore this since they're already ****.ing you, so why get technical.
3. There is definitely an effect, we've all seen it, when the moon is full, or some other similar condition, where animals and people act differently or unusually, in concurrence with celestial or astronomical cycles. Why wouldn't planet and star position have an effect on your composition at creation? Just as likely as not...
4. Yep, I'm a cancer. Not proud of it, but the stereo types exists for a reason. Most of us would agree.
5. Ya never know. We don't know sh!t. Rly.
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