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moxxee
7717 posts Member
The first one is called, Why do I struggle to cut up an onion correctly?

I suck at cutting
Oh well, can't win em all, right?
Now I'm bleeding out




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  • Sounds serious...you ok?
    DeesToonTown in Crawl to the Finish #The Grumple Is Free!
  • moxxee
    7717 posts Member
    Sounds serious...you ok?

    I'll make a steady recovery!
  • Ingredients-for-Easy-College-Dinner-Ideas-12.jpg

    Always have a plan b...
  • Taco_BeIIe wrote: »
    Ingredients-for-Easy-College-Dinner-Ideas-12.jpg

    Always have a plan b...

    ^i second this!!
    crawl to the finish ID. socialdisa56
  • Taco_BeIIe wrote: »
    Ingredients-for-Easy-College-Dinner-Ideas-12.jpg

    Always have a plan b...

    ****... this is the laziest thing almost ever...
  • slice open pepper

    Excited to use in sauce

    No! Moldy inside...
  • Turkey1010 wrote: »
    Taco_BeIIe wrote: »
    Ingredients-for-Easy-College-Dinner-Ideas-12.jpg

    Always have a plan b...

    ****... this is the laziest thing almost ever...
    bought these at a store
    now i'm not tearing again
    i'm glad i'm lazy
    (think i got that right-terrible at haiku)
    fast2shadow2 in Crawl to the Finish
  • suetopia
    4231 posts Member
    edited October 2016
    moxxee wrote: »
    The first one is called, Why do I struggle to cut up an onion correctly?

    I suck at cutting
    Oh well, can't win em all, right?
    Now I'm bleeding out

    Hmmmm. Sounds like you need a mandolin slicer. Saves you from getting owies and ouchies :)

    *makes note to get Mox mandolin slicer for Christmas this year*

    tommy1724 wrote: »
    slice open pepper

    Excited to use in sauce

    No! Moldy inside...

    This one makes me sad...

    :(

    Turkey1010 wrote: »
    Taco_BeIIe wrote: »
    Ingredients-for-Easy-College-Dinner-Ideas-12.jpg

    Always have a plan b...

    ****... this is the laziest thing almost ever...
    bought these at a store
    now i'm not tearing again
    i'm glad i'm lazy
    (think i got that right-terrible at haiku)

    This one inspires hope. Sorta. Maybe.

    Well, hope for people who don't like chopping onions because it makes them cry.
  • Taco_BeIIe
    2376 posts Member
    edited October 2016
    Salty tears will fall
    As the blade slices my hand
    Oh evil onion


    @fastshadow2 your haiku was perfection
  • meinaz
    5440 posts Member
    suetopia wrote: »

    Hmmmm. Sounds like you need a mandolin slicer. Saves you from getting owies and ouchies :)

    *makes note to get Mox mandolin slicer for Christmas this year*

    I actually cut myself on a mandolin slicer. Fainted at the site of my own blood, hit my head, and had to go to the emergency room to make sure I didn't have any internal damage. I haven't used it since the incident.
  • moxxee
    7717 posts Member
    Taco Doritos
    Slip down my throat like butter
    Hey, who took my ranch?
  • moxxee
    7717 posts Member
    @meinaz @suetopia
    Fun fact: I'm not sure what device that was, but it sounds dangerous!
  • suetopia
    4231 posts Member
    edited October 2016
    Taco_BeIIe wrote: »
    Salty tears will fall
    As the blade slices my hand
    Oh evil onion

    :(

    Owie :(

    (It's a really good haiku, tho ;) )
    meinaz wrote: »
    suetopia wrote: »

    Hmmmm. Sounds like you need a mandolin slicer. Saves you from getting owies and ouchies :)

    *makes note to get Mox mandolin slicer for Christmas this year*

    I actually cut myself on a mandolin slicer. Fainted at the site of my own blood, hit my head, and had to go to the emergency room to make sure I didn't have any internal damage. I haven't used it since the incident.
    moxxee wrote: »
    @meinaz @suetopia
    Fun fact: I'm not sure what device that was, but it sounds dangerous!

    Hmmmmm...

    *crosses out mandolin slicer and changes it to food processor*

    :)

    (@meinaz - did you do that using the finger/hand guard thingy? :open_mouth: )
    moxxee wrote: »
    Taco Doritos
    Slip down my throat like butter
    Hey, who took my ranch?

    I don't like Doritos. If I ever get any (for some random reason), you can have them. ;)
  • Turkey1010
    2665 posts Member
    edited October 2016
    .....

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  • Story if my life

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    Mmmmm
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    I can remember days like this
  • meinaz
    5440 posts Member
    @suetopia @moxxee I am sure my accident was 100% human error. I am pretty sure that I had the finger guard. It was my thumb that ended up being cut. It wasn't really that bad. If I wouldn't have fainted, I would have been perfectly fine with a small bandaid.
  • moxxee
    7717 posts Member
    edited October 2016
    I smell like garlic
    At least my breath doesn't reek.
    Would you like a kiss?


    fin
  • Encore.
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