Vegetable haiku
The first one is called, Why do I struggle to cut up an onion correctly?
I suck at cutting
Oh well, can't win em all, right?
Now I'm bleeding out
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I suck at cutting
Oh well, can't win em all, right?
Now I'm bleeding out
I plan to update this thread regularly, so please check back soon for updates.
Have a nice weekend.
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I'll make a steady recovery!
Always have a plan b...
^i second this!!
****... this is the laziest thing almost ever...
Excited to use in sauce
No! Moldy inside...
now i'm not tearing again
i'm glad i'm lazy
(think i got that right-terrible at haiku)
Hmmmm. Sounds like you need a mandolin slicer. Saves you from getting owies and ouchies
*makes note to get Mox mandolin slicer for Christmas this year*
This one makes me sad...
This one inspires hope. Sorta. Maybe.
Well, hope for people who don't like chopping onions because it makes them cry.
As the blade slices my hand
Oh evil onion
@fastshadow2 your haiku was perfection
I actually cut myself on a mandolin slicer. Fainted at the site of my own blood, hit my head, and had to go to the emergency room to make sure I didn't have any internal damage. I haven't used it since the incident.
Slip down my throat like butter
Hey, who took my ranch?
Fun fact: I'm not sure what device that was, but it sounds dangerous!
Owie
(It's a really good haiku, tho
Hmmmmm...
*crosses out mandolin slicer and changes it to food processor*
(@meinaz - did you do that using the finger/hand guard thingy?
I don't like Doritos. If I ever get any (for some random reason), you can have them.
Mmmmm
I can remember days like this
At least my breath doesn't reek.
Would you like a kiss?
fin