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  • lak000987
    216 posts
    edited January 2013
    Yup, lol, *gestures to Google*, be my guest.

    You have no idea how confused I am right now! :lol::lol:

    *sigh*

    Lak implied you might be in the habit of posting and sleeping at the same time. I likened it to the sleeping habits of dolphins, which can stay awake for weeks on end, by resting only certain parts of their brains at a time.

    Tap Fish is a popular game that's been around for awhile. I suggested that if it's iTunes games/forums keeping the dolphins up, they're probably opting for that one over Tapped Out. ;)

    Maybe multiple ideas are as challenging as multiple tasks? :P

    And Peru, for the record, I can check out my own b00bs, check out someone else's b00bs without her noticing, think about my wife's b00bs, wonder what Sara Ramirez's b00bs are doing, and still manage to type about something totally unrelated to b00bs at all. So stick that in your pipe and smoke it!
  • JuliusGulius
    625 posts Member
    edited January 2013
    Lol, H1, or my comment wasn't very well-formed to begin with. Speaking of sleep, I've been up for 22 hours, and need to hit the hay soon myself. Forgive me for not having the same stamina as you and the dolphins.

    'night, Shortstuff!
  • peruhomer
    1325 posts Member
    edited January 2013
    lak000987 wrote:
    Yup, lol, *gestures to Google*, be my guest.

    You have no idea how confused I am right now! :lol::lol:

    *sigh*

    Lak implied you might be in the habit of posting and sleeping at the same time. I likened it to the sleeping habits of dolphins, which can stay awake for weeks on end, by resting only certain parts of their brains at a time.

    Tap Fish is a popular game that's been around for awhile. I suggested that if it's iTunes games/forums keeping the dolphins up, they're probably opting for that one over Tapped Out. ;)

    Maybe multiple ideas are as challenging as multiple tasks? :P

    And Peru, for the record, I can check out my own b00bs, check out someone else's b00bs without her noticing, think about my wife's b00bs, wonder what Sara Ramirez's b00bs are doing, and still manage to type about something totally unrelated to b00bs at all. So stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

    Sheeeettt! If only I could, I would :D

    Edit: I had to google Sara Ramirez so I could also wonder what her breasts were doing. They seem just to be hanging there just as god intended.

  • H1_ROADBLOK
    2884 posts Member
    edited January 2013
    lak000987 wrote:
    Maybe multiple ideas are as challenging as multiple tasks? :P

    And Peru, for the record, I can check out my own b00bs, check out someone else's b00bs without her noticing, think about my wife's b00bs, wonder what Sara Ramirez's b00bs are doing, and still manage to type about something totally unrelated to b00bs at all. So stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

    All I heard out of your mouth was B00BS! :XD:

    Lol, H1, or my comment wasn't very well-formed to begin with. Speaking of sleep, I've been up for 22 hours, and need to hit the hay soon myself. Forgive me for not having the same stamina as you and the dolphins.

    'night, Shortstuff!

    Maybe? Were you thinking about b00bs too? They can get distracting!

    Night Smurf! :wink:
  • A_Bad_Exampl3
    916 posts
    edited January 2013
    peruhomer wrote:
    Fed Ex finally delivered the latest Tim Dorsey book.

    And since I do plan on getting a couple hours sleep, something has to give. :?

    Read a page of the book and then a page of the forum and then a page of the book and then write a comment on the forum and then read a page of the book and so forth and so on...

    If these women can multi-task so can we. Neo, my personal hero, doesn't let a thing such as a job and kids get in his way so why should you let a book? We need more commitment...

    There are some books you don't want to put down. For any reason.
  • A_Bad_Exampl3
    916 posts
    edited January 2013
    nettangel wrote:
    Fed Ex finally delivered the latest Tim Dorsey book.

    And since I do plan on getting a couple hours sleep, something has to give. :?



    I have tons of new books waiting and more on the way. I googled the author and sounds interesting, never heard of him.
    Enjoy, nothing like a good read while in bed. TSTO and forum sometimes have to take a back seat eh.

    Indeed. If you like off kilter humor with more than a touch of reality, his books are a good read.

    The disturbing thing is how many of his plot devices appear on Fark.
  • A_Bad_Exampl3
    916 posts
    edited January 2013
    peruhomer wrote:
    Fed Ex finally delivered the latest Tim Dorsey book.

    And since I do plan on getting a couple hours sleep, something has to give. :?

    I love you man but I got to say your avatar looks like a sugar covered turd :wink:

    That is a world class chocolate cake donut.

    And about a days worth of calories and fat, :D
  • mellytan
    1258 posts
    edited January 2013
    Sleep?! Does anyone actually do that?! OMG, I have so many books that I haven't even touched yet. I'm trying to get through my book of sith and jedi path before I move on to the walking dead. Okay, I know walking dead isn't a book. But it's still reading and it has zombies. :D
  • NeoSEC28
    39609 posts Member
    edited January 2013
    I read "What the ladybird heard" last night ;)

    granted i read it to my boy for bedtime lol
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  • peruhomer
    1325 posts Member
    edited January 2013
    NeoSEC28 wrote:
    I read "What the ladybird heard" last night ;)

    granted i read it to my boy for bedtime lol

    Neo, would you please be so kind to read it to all of us...
  • NeoSEC28
    39609 posts Member
    edited January 2013
    peruhomer wrote:
    NeoSEC28 wrote:
    I read "What the ladybird heard" last night ;)

    granted i read it to my boy for bedtime lol

    Neo, would you please be so kind to read it to all of us...

    If you would like me to sir then yes of course i will ;) once i get home tonight i will write the whole story out on here for you :P :lol:
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  • peruhomer
    1325 posts Member
    edited January 2013
    NeoSEC28 wrote:
    peruhomer wrote:
    NeoSEC28 wrote:
    I read "What the ladybird heard" last night ;)

    granted i read it to my boy for bedtime lol

    Neo, would you please be so kind to read it to all of us...

    If you would like me to sir then yes of course i will ;) once i get home tonight i will write the whole story out on here for you :P :lol:

    I would like that. In fact, I am sure that we would all like that...
  • peruhomer
    1325 posts Member
    edited January 2013
    peruhomer wrote:
    NeoSEC28 wrote:
    peruhomer wrote:
    NeoSEC28 wrote:
    I read "What the ladybird heard" last night ;)

    granted i read it to my boy for bedtime lol

    Neo, would you please be so kind to read it to all of us...

    If you would like me to sir then yes of course i will ;) once i get home tonight i will write the whole story out on here for you :P :lol:

    I would like that. In fact, I am sure that we would all like that...

    Except for those who wish to keep this forum about the game and/ or the show. They probably won't like that. Maybe change the lead character's name to Lisa Simpson Ladybird and then we can all be happy...
  • NeoSEC28
    39609 posts Member
    edited January 2013
    peruhomer wrote:

    Except for those who wish to keep this forum about the game and/ or the show. They probably won't like that. Maybe change the lead character's name to Lisa Simpson Ladybird and then we can all be happy...

    Then tonight i will do this for you ;) even if you are taking the micky i will still do it lol The lady bird will now become "Lisa" and as for the baddies in the story they will become "Snake & Fat Tony" :lol:
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  • peruhomer
    1325 posts Member
    edited January 2013
    NeoSEC28 wrote:
    peruhomer wrote:

    I would like that. In fact, I am sure that we would all like that...

    Then tonight i will do this for you ;) even if you are taking the micky i will still do it lol :lol:

    No, I'm very serious. Start it in a new thread and then tomorrow night, I will read a story to you, Postman Bear. It's a great story but you'll just have to imagine the pop-ups.

    There'll be complaints for sure. But what kind of * complains about childrens' bedtime stories.

    Spiff if you are reading this, you are pencilled in to provide a story on Thursday.
  • lak000987
    216 posts
    edited January 2013
    NeoSEC28 wrote:
    Then tonight i will do this for you ;) even if you are taking the micky i will still do it lol The lady bird will now become "Lisa" and as for the baddies in the story they will become "Snake & Fat Tony" :lol:

    Taking the mickey?! I had to Google it to find out what it is, but it's now tied with mate as my new favorite term. :D
  • peruhomer
    1325 posts Member
    edited January 2013
    lak000987 wrote:
    NeoSEC28 wrote:
    Then tonight i will do this for you ;) even if you are taking the micky i will still do it lol The lady bird will now become "Lisa" and as for the baddies in the story they will become "Snake & Fat Tony" :lol:

    Taking the mickey?! I had to Google it to find out what it is, but it's now tied with mate as my new favorite term. :D

    Lak, I don't know whether or not you have any kids but you're here so it's your turn Friday :D
  • NeoSEC28
    39609 posts Member
    edited January 2013
    lak000987 wrote:
    NeoSEC28 wrote:
    Then tonight i will do this for you ;) even if you are taking the micky i will still do it lol The lady bird will now become "Lisa" and as for the baddies in the story they will become "Snake & Fat Tony" :lol:

    Taking the mickey?! I had to Google it to find out what it is, but it's now tied with mate as my new favorite term. :D

    Glad you liking my phrases lol ;) I'll try and come out with a few more you might like ;):lol:
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  • lak000987
    216 posts
    edited January 2013
    peruhomer wrote:
    Lak, I don't know whether or not you have any kids but you're here so it's your turn Friday :D

    I don't, but our Good Night thread has had me all nostalgic for my nieces' and nephews' favorite bedtime book when they were little, Goodnight Gorilla. Don't know if I can do it justice without the pictures, but I'll sure try.
  • peruhomer
    1325 posts Member
    edited January 2013
    NeoSEC28 wrote:
    lak000987 wrote:
    NeoSEC28 wrote:
    Then tonight i will do this for you ;) even if you are taking the micky i will still do it lol The lady bird will now become "Lisa" and as for the baddies in the story they will become "Snake & Fat Tony" :lol:

    Taking the mickey?! I had to Google it to find out what it is, but it's now tied with mate as my new favorite term. :D

    Glad you liking my phrases lol ;) I'll try and come out with a few more you might like ;):lol:

    Neo, this reads like you're flirting. I'd be careful or you'll get accused of coming over all lusty :wink:
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