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The Most Dangerous Game: Walkthrough

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edited November 2016
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Fowl Play Pt. 1

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Kent Brockman: The Thanksgiving Day parade has been cancelled, following the vandalism of all the floats. Sad for spectators, but it saves me from providing banal parade TV commentary. Thank you, vandals.
Wiggum: Don't worry, we'll catch the criminals, Kent. Or at least blame it on teenagers. Or immigrants.
Wiggum: Ooh, or teenage immigrants! Is that a thing?
Kent Brockman: Our Kwik-E-Mart correspondent is reporting all the frozen turkeys there have been stolen as well.
Homer: Okay, I can overlook parades getting ruined, but missing food? Something must be done!

Task: Make Homer Investigate the Kwik-E-Mart
Time: 6s
Location: Kwik-E-Mart

Fowl Play Pt. 2

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Homer: Giant claw prints? Signs of pecking? Novelty-sized feathers? It's pretty clear who did this… Flanders!
Cletus: T'wasn't that sweater slicker. Them slow-drivin' street barges was killed by the Bigclaw.
Homer: Bigclaw? So the legend is true. Unlike that one about Santa being college roommates with the Tooth Fairy. Everyone knows the Tooth Fairy went to college online.
Lisa: Dad, you can't seriously believe this Bigclaw hogwash.
Cletus: That reminds me – I got to take my pig to the hogwash. She's getting married tomorrow. I'm her dowry!

Task: Make Cletus Tell Tall Tales
Time: 6s
Location: Kwik-E-Mart
Task: Make Homer Listen to the Hillbilly's Ramblings
Time: 6s
Location: Kwik-E-Mart

Fowl Play Pt. 3

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Homer: I'm completely convinced: Bigclaw pecks among us!
Lisa: Don't jump to conclusions. Remember that time you saw the Loch Ness Monster in Maggie's wading pool? It was just the dog.
Homer: Was it? Was it?
Lisa: Yes. It was.
Homer: Well, this is different because I'm sober. Or sober-ish. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to fix that.

Task: Make Homer Rant About Crazy Theories While Drinking
Time: 6s
Location: Moe's Tavern or Brown House
Task: Make Suckers Believe Crazy Theories [x3]
Time: 6s
Location: Moe's Tavern or Brown House
Characters: Ned, Cletus, Apu

Lisa: Mister Flanders, please tell me you don't believe in this.
Ned: I believe in all sorts of things that can't be proven. That's my thing!
Skinner: And I'm here because there aren't a lot of groups that will include me. Even the catatonic patients at the hospital seem to move their chairs away from me.
Homer: You're welcome here, pal. At least until we get another person to join. Then you're out.
The Most Dangerous Game Pt. 1

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Homer: I've asked you all here for the most important job a man can have.
Apu: If it's being a father, I'm over that. Big time.
Homer: No. It's catching a giant, possibly non-existent, bird sort of thing.
Grant Connor: I'll find your beast, and I'll gut it, stuff it, and mount it for free.
Homer: What if I just want you to find it?
Grant Connor: That'll cost you. I don't like to break up the package deal.

Task: Prepare for the Hunt [x60]
Time: 3h
Location: Simpson House
Characters: Homer, Lisa, Flanders, Cletus, Skinner, Grant Connor

The Most Dangerous Game Pt. 2

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Lisa: Please, won't you reconsider this? Is it really worth killing a poor animal just to prove a crazy theory?
Grant Connor: Killing animals is the American way. Just think about Groundhog Day.
Lisa: The groundhog doesn't die on Groundhog Day!
Grant Connor: It does the way I celebrate. And you should see what I do to a bald eagle every fourth of July!

Task: Flush out Bigclaw [x90]
Time: 3h
Location: Camping Tent
Characters: Homer, Lisa, Flanders, Cletus, Apu, Moe, Grant Connor

Buck McCoy: What're you people doing out here? I'm trying to unwind by shooting cans off a fence. Gunplay is my yoga.
Grant Connor: We're hunting the most dangerous fence can of them all – Bigclaw.
Buck McCoy: That sounds exciting. Maybe I could be your tracker. I did track these cans to their natural habitat – this fence.
Homer: I don't usually make snap decisions, but you're hired! For double whatever you normally charge. No, triple! Double triple!

The Most Dangerous Game Pt. 3

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Apu: Why are there so many animals? I've already seen seven different kinds of scat.
Moe: Uh, not all that's from the animals.
Lisa: You scared them all out of the forest when you tried to flush out Bigclaw. And now these poor animals are going to get hurt.
Homer: Relax, honey, we're here to hurt a totally different poor animal.
Lisa: So you won't hurt these animals?
Homer: I won't, no. Not I.

Task: Round up the Wild Animals [x190]
Time: 3h
Location: Crappy RV
Characters: Homer, Lisa, Flanders, Cletus, Apu, Moe, Grant Connor, Buck McCoy

Homer: Thanks to the Sky Finger, all these animals now have a wildlife sanctuary. Like a beautiful zoo without cages stopping the predators from eating everyone.
Bart: Zoos rock! Everything tastes better when you drink it out of a giraffe head where the straw's his neck!
Grant Connor: I've done that.

Rescue Mission

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Task: Tap Wild Animals

The Most Dangerous Game Pt. 4

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Homer: Well now we're just back where we started – albeit with a bunch of new swag.
Buck McCoy: I guess the Bible is right; there is more to tracking animals than looking around and hoping.
Homer: We need to step things up using food as bait. Ironic – I always thought I would be the only thing to die while eating.

Task: Draw Bigclaw out of Hiding [x120]
Time: 3h
Location: Wildlife Sanctuary
Characters: Homer, Flanders, Apu, Moe, Grant Connor, Buck McCoy

Homer: Oh, nothing's happening. Bigclaw is probably just a lie made up by hillbillies. Like saying you can play music on spoons.
Bigclaw: ...
Homer: Oh my God, it's Bigclaw! He came when I stopped believing in him, just like heart disease!
Bigclaw: ...
Homer: Uh oh. He's mad ‘cause he knows we tried to kill him. Turkeys are so sensitive.

The Most Dangerous Game Pt. 5

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Homer: I don't know why, but I thought something called “Bigclaw” would be more gentle. It's a monster!
Sideshow Bob: Not a monster, but a scientific effort to make bigger holiday turkeys. Perhaps there is a downside to playing God…
Homer: And an upside -- a two-hundred-pound turkey dinner! Can I order two of them?
Sideshow Bob: There's only one, and a white shirt and blue pants will do nothing to protect you. Do you have anything else to wear?
Homer: I have another white shirt and blue pants, but I only wear them for weddings. Oh, and there's my bear suit. I suppose it could be repurposed...

Task: Assemble The Bear Suit [x230]
Time: 3h
Location: Simpson House
Characters: Homer, Flanders, Cletus, Marge, Moe, Grant Connor, Buck McCoy

Homer: There, it fits just like a glove.
Bart: Yeah, like a glove you've jammed your fat, bald body into.
Homer: So just like I said. A glove.

Big Game Hunter

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Task: Tap Bigclaw [x3]

The Most Dangerous Game Pt. 6

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Homer: There's something about a homemade suit that really gets the killing juices flowing.
Lisa: No offense, Dad, but I think all that's flowing is sweat.
Homer: Sweat is a killing juice, look it up. Now, as soon as I can muster up the energy to move under all this weight, I can stumble towards getting revenge on Bigclaw.
Lisa: Dad, I know I ask you this a lot, but… is this really a good idea?
Homer: If I thought about my actions beforehand, none of you kids would've ever been born. And then I wouldn't even be able to ignore your question, so… uh, hakuna matata.

Task: Trap Bigclaw [x250]
Time: 3h
Location: Wildlife Sanctuary
Characters: Homer, Flanders, Cletus, Apu, Moe, Grant Connor, Buck McCoy
Task: Make Homer and Bigclaw Work Out Their Differences
Time: 3h
Location: Wildlife Sanctuary

Lisa: Dad, I'm begging you: don't kill it!
Bigclaw: *OOOLULLLU*
Homer: Wait, I think he's trying to tell me something.
Bigclaw: *OOOLULLLU*
Homer: That's what she said! Lisa, this guy's hilarious. And even better, he thinks I am!
Lisa: So you're… friends now?
Homer: We're enemies. We hate each other… NOT!
Lisa: Dear Player, my Dad's lines are intentionally stupid to highlight that he has the intelligence and comic sensibility of a turkey.
Lisa: If you laughed at any of these jokes, you should feel as bad as we do for writing them.

Man's Beast Friend

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Lisa: This poor turkey is gonna need some real help if he's going to live in civilization.
Homer: Yeah, we can't let him slip through the cracks and end up like Moe.
Lisa: You have to teach him about the dangers of the modern world – cars, toxins, Bart...
Homer: I can also introduce him to the best snack foods and the worst TV shows. Finally, I can pass something on to the next generation other than debt!

Task: Make Homer Show Bigclaw the Tractor Pull Network
Time: 1h
Location: Simpson House
Task: Make Homer Cook a Cheese Steak S'more for Bigclaw
Time: 1h
Location: Simpson House
Task: Make Homer Teach Bigclaw how to Nap in a Hammock
Time: 1h
Location: Simpson House

Homer: Hey, this thing is paying out!
Homer: Come on, everyone: poke and provoke the giant, violent animal!
System Message: Tap Bigclaw up to three times a day to receive bonus money, XP and pharmaceuticals!

Note: Tapping Biclaw 3 times a day yields 50 XP and either $250, $500 or 2 Pharmaceuticals each time.
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  • LPNintendoITA
    11454 posts Member
    edited November 2016
    Happy Thanksgiving!

    Auto starts on November 24th

    Fat Tony: Can I interest you in some Thanksgiving turkeys. In poultry industry jargon, they, uh, “fell off a truck”.
    Lisa: Wait, the robbery at the Kwik-E-Mart was you? And not Bigclaw?
    Fat Tony: Well, a guy in my crew messed his hand up in a roulette accident and now we call him Bigclaw. So the answer is both yes and no. That would confuse a jury, right?
    Lisa: These turkeys still have Kwik-E-Mart price tags on them!
    Louie: Looks like these turkeys are going swimming with cement shoes. But I'll make it look like a scuba trip gone wrong.

    An Early Christmas Present

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    Marge: We got a special early Christmas surprise for you, Maggie!
    Maggie: *suck* *suck*
    Homer: It's the best kind of present! One that will monitor your behavior and report back to Santa.
    Homer: You get to live in your own adorable little surveillance state with... the Gnome in Your Home!
    Maggie: *suck* *suck*

    Task: Place the Gnome in Your Home Box

    Homer: We'll leave the Gnome in Your Home right next to your crib, so he can spy on every widdle thing you does!
    Marge: And don't worry, he never goes to sleep! All he ever does is watch.
    Homer: Watch, and judge. Don't forget the judging.
    Maggie: *suck* *suck*
    Gnome: ...

    Note 1: An unreleased text, that'll probably be activated in the November 5th to 11th week, is also present, as it links the item to the "The Nightmare After Krustmas" episode, as it's the episode's tie-in:
    System Message: How will Maggie deal with this creepy Gnome? Find out on The Simpsons Sunday 8/7C on Fox!

    Note 2: The Gnome Box can also be found opened at random times without the gnome inside.
    Post edited by LPNintendoITA on
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