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henpot7514 · January 25, 2017 7:22AM

@SirLance_Elot is related to Mel Gibson

juliet603 · January 25, 2017 8:18AM

@henpot7514 snuck into my house last night and broke my boiler so I can't have a shower today. She said she likes me dirty

(Good to see you again btw!)

Nicknd84 · January 25, 2017 9:38AM

@juliet603 really enjoys being dirty with henpot and @MrWindermere gets jealous.

Turkey1010 · January 25, 2017 11:03AM

@HomerND84 is a beacon of light to all who know him.

MrWindermere · January 25, 2017 11:31AM

@Turkey1010 has a rare speech impediment that prevents her from pronouncing vowels.

Turkey1010 · January 25, 2017 12:26PM

@MrWindermere collects used band-aids he finds and applies them periodically to his flesh

mwdalton · January 25, 2017 1:02PM

@Turkey1010 has one thousand and ten taxidermied turkeys in her house, and recreates the Gettysburg Address with them; her personal favourite, Abraham Fingerlickin, presides over the assemblage.

MrWindermere · January 25, 2017 1:04PM

@mwdalton is so cheap he only eats what he can find in his neighbour's bins.

Nicknd84 · January 25, 2017 1:12PM

@MrWindermere is so mean he is mean to himself

mwdalton · January 25, 2017 1:15PM

@MrWindermere once had his house burn down, collected the insurance money, and met a person afterwards who said they knew how he felt, because their house was swept away by a flood. Puzzled, he asked the person, "But how do you start a flood?"

Turkey1010 · January 25, 2017 1:17PM

@mwdalton pretends he is a real magician

mwdalton · January 25, 2017 1:18PM

@Turkey1010 and @HomerND84 believe I am a real magician.

MrWindermere · January 25, 2017 1:25PM

@mwdalton uses his power of hypnosis to seduce possums

Nicknd84 · January 25, 2017 1:41PM

@MrWindermere is immortal

KrustyBrand · January 25, 2017 2:05PM

@HomerND84 is so enamoured with dairy products that each morning he lines the inside of his shoes with fresh cheese curds.

MrWindermere · January 25, 2017 2:30PM

@KrustyBrand gives himself motivational speeches. Every morning he stands in front of the mirror, shouting: "You can do this. YOU CAN DO THIS." (repeat x 12 times)

Nicknd84 · January 25, 2017 2:31PM

Love this thread. It's very funny.

@KrustyBrand keeps playing gangnam style over and over again very load too.

KrustyBrand · January 25, 2017 3:14PM

@HomerND84 is such a huge fan of Sherlock Holmes that he wears a deerstalker hat and smokes a pipe. When his daughter recently asked him if he could help locate her missing book bag, @HomerND84 leapt up from his chair and exclaimed, “The game’s afoot, Watson!”

mr_skeltal_80 · January 25, 2017 3:25PM

@KrustyBrand drives a pink oldsmobile

KrustyBrand · January 25, 2017 3:32PM

@eliansukke180 bathes daily in a large vat of tomato soup, believing that the effects thereof will help keep him looking perpetually young and sexy.

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