@Turkey1010 was once kicked out of a museum after she was caught making out with an ancient Egyptian Mummy. In the struggle a finger snapped off the corpse, which she now wears around her neck.
@KrustyBrand is the teammate that failed the drug test, thus disqualifying the Jamican Relay team from the Beijing 2008 Olympic gold medal and resulting in the medals being stripped from the whole team. Tsk.
As a small-town librarian, @suetopia ’s shushing powers are feared by all of the townspeople. She is bringing up her daughter to follow in her footsteps.
As a teenager @KrustyBrand spent so long in the shower that he developed gills. He is now technically part fish and is known by scientists as the first 'merman' in existence.
Each day @juliet603 sneaks into the library where @suetopia works and talks loudly (to herself) while hiding behind book cases. She finds it highly amusing to hear Sue shushing.
@MrWindermere was recently laughed off a karaoke stage because he thought the Bob Dylan lyric “The answer my friend, is blowin’ in the wind” was “The ants are my friends, and they’re blowin’ in the wind”.
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Live life to the full
Love you Davo Rest in paradise