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  • DunkinBonuts
    180 posts Member
    edited January 2017
    Legend has it that @Turkey1010 used to sacrifice llamas to please a storm-trooper she was dating.
  • @DunkinBonuts has a chainsaw for a hand because he thinks Ash Williams is tha coolest
  • After offending a local maker of designer pillows, @Turkey1010 received a warning.
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  • DunkinBonuts
    180 posts Member
    edited January 2017
    @KrustyBrand once encountered a bear whilst on a camping trip. The bear had taken @KrustyBrand hostage for 3 weeks and they bonded over their mutual love for trout. The bear had given KB a home and taught him about the wilderness, how to survive in the woods and most importantly where to find the best trout to eat. After 21 spectacular days, a rescue party had found KB in a stream, yes you guessed it, he was fishing. Despite his best efforts to resist the rescue team, they were going to take him back to safety to a hospital. With one last effort to be reunited with his new best friend he roared (in bear) to signal he was in danger. The bear emerged from the dense wooded area where he saw KB squirming wanting to be set free. Without hesitation, the bear launched herself in their direction...

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  • @KrustyBrand once encountered a bear whilst on a camping trip. The bear had taken @KrustyBrand hostage for 3 weeks and they bonded over their mutual love for trout. The bear had given KB a home and taught him about the wilderness, how to survive in the woods and most importantly where to find the best trout to eat. After 21 spectacular days, a rescue party had found KB in a stream, yes you guessed it, he was fishing. Despite his best efforts to resist the rescue team, they were going to take him back to safety to a hospital. With one last effort to be reunited with his new best friend he roared (in bear) to signal he was in danger. The bear emerged from the dense wooded area where he saw KB squirming wanting to be set free. Without hesitation, the bear launched himself in their direction...

    [whoever answers next will be added to the story]

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  • DunkinBonuts
    180 posts Member
    edited January 2017
    KB and the 4-man rescue party swiftly turned to face the oncoming wrath of boobah the bear. KB ducked as boobah knocked all 4 to ground mildly injuring them giving them enough time to escape. They both raced through the woods where they had spent their lives together, desperately fearing for the baby boobah was carrying. Animal control swiftly caught up with them as they reached uncharted woodland territory. The bearded dragon territory. They climbed the tallest tree that was available in one last desperate attempt to save themselves and the baby. It was not to be a great escape. A dart rippled through the air and hit the stomach of boobah. @KrustyBrand was distraught, as they had taken both the bear and KB back to civilization.

    @juliet603 anxiously paced back and forth with her kids @Turkey1010 and @maryclaire1
    Elation! She had spotted her husband @KrustyBrand in the arms of animal control. The three sprinted towards KB. Stunned, he raised his head and wailed "Boobah".

    Juliet was shell-shocked but after 16 years of marriage, she went to her backpack which was alongside their camping equipment and pulled out a fresh 40cm trout. KB's pupil widened and yelled "Juliet" much to the relief of humanity. They together got in the ambulance together and headed to the hospital.

    Epilogue:

    14 months later, the doorbell rang at @juliet603 and @KrustyBrand's household. Juliet was with the children so KB answered the door. He swung the door open and could not believe his eyes. Boobah and little boobah was standing right opposite him. Boobah was ecstatic to see KB but the look of joy quickly left boobah's face. She demanded child support as she couldn't bear the cost of raising a child. With a stern poker face, KB reached into his pocket to unleash his wallet and keys and in one swift movement dropped the two and shut the door behind him. KB held his new child in one hand, held boobah's hand in the other and ran away together back to the woods.

    Juliet wandering who was at the door, opened it and found her husbands wallet on the floor. She opened her mouth and yelled... "Who wants pizza?" and closed the door to the house.
  • And yes, I am very bored.
  • suetopia
    4228 posts Member
    edited January 2017
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  • @suetopia does not like when people look at her feet.
  • @SirLance_Elot likes to look at @suetopia's feet
    We'll chew this planet up and spit it out!
  • @samspargo332 has caught @SirLance_Elot looking @suetopia's feet a couple of times.
  • When @SirLance_Elot forgets the first rule of Fight Club, club president @suetopia gently corrects the error.
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  • @KrustyBrand hoped to become the leader of a cult, but his plans failed after he practiced brainwashing techniques in a mirror. He's now in a permanent trance and spends his days worshipping the leader (himself).
  • @MrWindermere ’s childhood dream of being a player in the NBA were never realized because of his tiny, tiny hands.
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  • @KrustyBrand has a life-size statue of himself made out of lego
    My friend list is full

    Live life to the full

    Love you Davo Rest in paradise
  • juliet603
    17879 posts Member
    edited January 2017
    No matter how hard he's tried, @HomerND84 has never been able to stick two lego pieces together. He is the only two handed person over 2 known to have this problem.
  • Turkey1010
    2653 posts Member
    edited January 2017
    @juliet603 is a hoarder
  • @Turkey1010 is a film star. The rolls she plays though don't last cos she gets killed off in the opening scenes
    My friend list is full

    Live life to the full

    Love you Davo Rest in paradise
  • Turkey1010
    2653 posts Member
    edited January 2017
    @HomerND84 wanted to be a film star, but only gets roles as an extra
  • @Turkey1010 has a pet pig named "Porkchop"
    Stuff and Things - Designs by SWK
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