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Turkey1010 · January 28, 2017 1:51AM

@SirLance_Elot also enjoys being buried up to his neck in sand close to the shoreline while the tide is out to feel the brush of death when it comes back in and hebis still buried

SirLance_Elot · January 28, 2017 2:02AM

@Turkey1010 once helped bury @SirLance_Elot in the sand in Tijuana but wasn't able to free him as she became inebriated off of to many tequila sunrises. @Turkey1010 woke up in one of El Chapos many mansions a couple days later. When she came back to the beach @SirLance_Elot was gone. She still doesn't know if the tide took him or if it was all a tequila fantasy.

DunkinBonuts · January 28, 2017 2:02AM

@Turkey1010 had a pillow fight with her mattress.

KrustyBrand · January 28, 2017 3:37AM

@SirLance_Elot ’s refusal to pay $1,350 in outstanding parking fines nearly proves to be his undoing.

mwdalton · January 28, 2017 5:08AM

@KrustyBrand thinks the Twilight series wasn't a bad read.

SirLance_Elot · January 28, 2017 5:45AM

@mwdalton wishes that Senior Ding-**** would be released in TSTO, more so than the shifty eyed dog.

MrWindermere · January 28, 2017 9:43AM

@SirLance_Elot once put broken glass inside a Big Mac in an effort to sue McDonalds. He didn't win the case and had to spend 4 weeks in hospital having his throat re-constructed.

KrustyBrand · January 28, 2017 10:55AM

@MrWindermere is one of those guys who can’t grow a beard. Wanting to impress his girlfriend, he has tried to get around this problem by fashioning a full beard made of bees.

mwdalton · January 28, 2017 12:59PM

@KrustyBrand is secretly a 14-year-old with a thesaurus.

Nicknd84 · January 28, 2017 1:25PM

@mwdalton is a big cricket fan and cheers loudly when England beat Australia in the Ashes.

MrWindermere · January 28, 2017 1:55PM

@HomerND84 ran the London marathon last year (backwards).

Turkey1010 · January 28, 2017 2:20PM

@MrWindermere hides his vulnerability behind sarcasm

MrWindermere · January 28, 2017 2:22PM

@Turkey1010 is a bully

Turkey1010 · January 28, 2017 2:26PM

@MrWindermere has a giant bean bag in his man cave

Nicknd84 · January 28, 2017 2:32PM

@Turkey1010 wishes she was with @MrWindermere in his man cave

MrWindermere · January 28, 2017 2:33PM

^ i don't think anyone would want that Nick

@HomerND84 cannot pronounce his own name

Nicknd84 · January 28, 2017 2:35PM

True that

@MrWindermere hates the look of himself in the mirror.

Turkey1010 · January 28, 2017 2:36PM

@HomerND84 replaced @MrWindermere 's mirror with a window and pretends to be MrWindermere 's reflection.. this is why he doesnt like looking at "himself " in the mirror

Nicknd84 · January 28, 2017 4:28PM

@Turkey1010 loves snails on toast.

Turkey1010 · January 28, 2017 4:39PM

@HomerND84 love 70s glam rock and still wears the glam ...

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