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SakuraNeko08

@samspargo332 gave up a lucrative record deal to shovel chicken poop.

tommy1724

@SakuraNeko08 once won a break dancing competition, but only because she cheated.

maryclaire1

@tommy1724 prefers to be called Thomas. He often dresses up as a train.

KrustyBrand

@maryclaire1 has written and marketed a successful app that advises users when to clip their toenails.

maryclaire1

@KrustyBrand is a professional cuddler. For a small fee he will cuddle with strangers during their lunch hour.

KrustyBrand

@maryclaire1 is convinced that the federal government is spying on her and has planted an eavesdropping device in her antique butter churn.

maryclaire1

During his spare time @KrustyBrand writes fortunes for a fortune cookie company. One day for fun he threw in a couple swear words in the fortunes. All of the cookies from that day had to be recalled and he was put on a two week suspension from work. It was during that suspension that he started playing TSTO.

Taco_BeIIe

@maryclaire1 dislikes popcorn

suetopia

oops.

(Edited because I took too long to post)

@Taco_BeIIe sells lamps that are in the shape of legs.

KrustyBrand

@suetopia is a personal friend of Vladimir Putin and calls him Putty when they get together.

suetopia

KrustyBrand wrote: »

@suetopia is a personal friend of Vladimir Putin and calls him Putty when they get together.

I actually said I was friends with Vladimir's poutine...

@KrustyBrand was the model for the cartoon on the Captain Crunch Box.

maryclaire1

suetopia wrote: »

KrustyBrand wrote: »

@suetopia is a personal friend of Vladimir Putin and calls him Putty when they get together.

I actually said I was friends with Vladimir's poutine...

@KrustyBrand was the model for the cartoon on the Captain Crunch Box.

I was going to use that one!! He does look like Captain Crunch!!!

suetopia

maryclaire1 wrote: »

suetopia wrote: »

@KrustyBrand was the model for the cartoon on the Captain Crunch Box.

I was going to use that one!! He does look like Captain Crunch!!!

He really does!

SakuraNeko08

@suetopia and @maryclaire1 are actually the same person.

camillasan372

@SakuraNeko08 was a huge fan of Sakura Card Captors

Turkey1010

@camillasan372 lives in an extravagant treehouse

juliet603

@Turkey1010 's real name is Princess Shakiwahwah of Katmandu. After getting addicted to TSTO her ashamed family locked her in the Palace's turkey pen, where after years of residence she has come to think of herself as one of the birds.

MrWindermere

@juliet603 defeated @eliansukke180 in a fight with just one slap

KrustyBrand

@MrWindermere is the world’s foremost expert on dust bunnies.

Turkey1010

@KrustyBrand beat Bobby Flay