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You would think EA might have used Valentines Day to add more women to town. Two underage chicks and Marge gotta be frustrating among all that testosterone. They are neglecting the safety the safety of these little girls and even Marge by leaving them to the lions alone. Missed a great oppurtunity for the **** quest as well EA!!!

Shauna?

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  • jbmcclanahan
    65 posts
    edited February 2013
    lissarv68 wrote:
    You would think EA might have used Valentines Day to add more women to town. Two underage chicks and Marge gotta be frustrating among all that testosterone. They are neglecting the safety the safety of these little girls and even Marge by leaving them to the lions alone. Missed a great oppurtunity for the **** quest as well EA!!!

    Shauna?

    I'm fairly certain Shauna was one of the "underage chicks" to which he was referring. He did, however, forget about Edna. Everyone wants a piece of her Krabapple!
  • jaffaface
    903 posts Member
    edited February 2013
    lissarv68 wrote:
    You would think EA might have used Valentines Day to add more women to town. Two underage chicks and Marge gotta be frustrating among all that testosterone. They are neglecting the safety the safety of these little girls and even Marge by leaving them to the lions alone. Missed a great oppurtunity for the **** quest as well EA!!!

    Shauna?

    Lol, so Shauna will be shared amongst all the men.
  • lissarv68
    5588 posts Member
    edited February 2013
    lissarv68 wrote:
    You would think EA might have used Valentines Day to add more women to town. Two underage chicks and Marge gotta be frustrating among all that testosterone. They are neglecting the safety the safety of these little girls and even Marge by leaving them to the lions alone. Missed a great oppurtunity for the **** quest as well EA!!!

    Shauna?

    I'm fairly certain Shauna was one of the "underage chicks" to which he was referring. He did, however, forget about Edna. Everyone wants a piece of her Krabapple!

    Is she?

    I'm sure she's at least 16...the age of consent in many states.

    I thought he was talking about Maggie/Lisa.

    Oh yes, can't forget Krabapple.
  • indydude33
    118 posts
    edited February 2013
    I know. I was hoping for some hot Lunch Lady action ....
  • Ryansmach
    23 posts
    edited February 2013
    Totally agree.

    Women of Springfield we need:
    Miss Hoover
    Miss Springfield
    Luann Van Houten
    Helen Lovejoy
    Agnes Skinner

    A "Women of Springfield" update, perhaps?

    Would also like to see "Cockamamie's" added with John. It's true, he and Waylon have already dated but in a post apocalyptic Springfield maybe they could rekindle the old romance. Plus we could unlock a "Bart in a Hawaiian shirt" costume.
  • RogersmithAD
    19 posts
    edited February 2013
    I would like a 'ghost' Maude Flanders. Tasks would including roaming the cemetery or have revenge on Homer for, indirectly killing her.
  • peruhomer
    1325 posts Member
    edited February 2013
    You're forgetting about Police Chief Wiggum **** Prostitute. Could be just the ticket for those who like a bit of strange.
  • Marcovarius
    558 posts
    edited February 2013
    indydude33 wrote:
    I know. I was hoping for some hot Lunch Lady action ....

    ewwww Loll Even grosser than :lol: Patty and Selma
  • WaLkiNoNwAtErR
    397 posts Member
    edited February 2013
    Oh yea, how could I forget about Edna.. Everybody wants a hot piece of Krabbapple.. She is with Ned though, so the Lord will protect her against the savages. And yes, Shauna I always thought was 15. Even at 16 though she is underage. Isnt 17 the age of consent in most states? Well, besides Alabama, Mississippi, Kentucky and parts of Louisiana. I kid, I kid. And Maggie?? That's just plain wrong. Nobody could ever be that backed up. Still think they could have added some double X chromosomes to help relieve the tension all around town. Or at least the burlesque house to help morale and the economy. A win/win. Throw them a bone EA
  • melodyhodge
    1691 posts
    edited February 2013
    What about Smithers? I'm sure he'll be more than happy to be shared amongst the men.
  • WaLkiNoNwAtErR
    397 posts Member
    edited February 2013
    peruhomer wrote:
    You're forgetting about Police Chief Wiggum **** Prostitute. Could be just the ticket for those who like a bit of strange.
    Something strange for a lil but of change. How could I also forget about the little slice of Bangkok in Springfield.
  • mike_bornste
    941 posts
    edited February 2013
    What's the over/under on how long until this thread gets removed? An hour? Two?

  • Jeebus42
    246 posts
    edited February 2013
    Madame Wu, please.. :)
  • richyg378
    5 posts
    edited February 2013
    Lurlene Lumpkin would be a good addition, her and Marge could interact in tasks
  • A_Bad_Exampl3
    916 posts
    edited February 2013
    peruhomer wrote:
    You're forgetting about Police Chief Wiggum **** Prostitute. Could be just the ticket for those who like a bit of strange.

    Maybe not.

    image_zpsf1b54ee9.jpg
  • waltercartman
    677 posts
    edited February 2013
    Nice pic lol
  • mike_bornste
    941 posts
    edited February 2013
    peruhomer wrote:
    You're forgetting about Police Chief Wiggum **** Prostitute. Could be just the ticket for those who like a bit of strange.

    Maybe not.

    image_zpsf1b54ee9.jpg

    Is Barney just realizing that he partook in the Crying Game?
  • brenner_yes
    1156 posts
    edited February 2013
    Well this is a strange thread :shock: well get more women when we get more women ..
  • A_Bad_Exampl3
    916 posts
    edited February 2013
    peruhomer wrote:
    You're forgetting about Police Chief Wiggum **** Prostitute. Could be just the ticket for those who like a bit of strange.

    Maybe not.

    image_zpsf1b54ee9.jpg

    Is Barney just realizing that he partook in the Crying Game?

    He is on a bender.
  • gchelf01
    239 posts Member
    edited February 2013
    What we got marge, Edna, shauna, brandines in Cletus's house constantly shooting out spucklers, then just send wiggum under cover and use ur imagination then he's big so he basically counts as two they got plenty. Haha but yea shauna was a random choice Apus wife has been the center of a couple valentines episodes she woulda made more sense
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