Valentine's Day ***WALKTHROUGH***

Fission Impossible Pt. 1

After logging into your town:

Marge: Hey sweetie, how are you valentines coming along?
Lisa: Almost done.
Lisa: I’ve sent cards to “Friends of the Forests”, “Black Rhino Buddies”, “Hers Helping Him-alayas”, “The Million Malayan Tiger March”…
Lisa: … and I have one very special valentine for one very special boy.
Marge: Thank goodness. Someone a mother could cry at a wedding for.
Lisa: I’m sending a card to Fallout Boy.
Marge: Oh. For a minute there, I thought you meant a real boy.

Task: Make Lisa Send a Valentine to Fallout Boy
Time: 8h
Location: Simpson House
Reward: 100$ 10 XP
Valentine’s event items unlock in the store.

Fission Impossible Pt. 2

After tapping on Milhouse’s exclamation mark:

Bart: Milhouse, c’mon. We’re s’posed to be cherry-bombing Dr. Nick’s organ donor deliveries today.
Milhouse: Sorry, but I’ve got a stack of valentine’s cards to write.
Bart: Breaking hearts comes before blowing up hearts? I’ll never understand you.
Milhouse: Bart, “you’ve got to give love to get love.”
Milhouse: I read that on the side of a very wise Squishee cup.
Bart: These are all addressed to stuffed animals and action figures!
Milhouse: Not all of them. There’s a bunch for Lisa in there.
Bart: You’d better stick with Puppy Goo-Goo and Headless Hellraiser instead of my sister.

Task: Build Van Houten House
Task: Make Milhouse Send a Valentine to Lisa
Time: 8h
Location: Van Houten Home
Reward: 100$ 10 XP

Fission Impossible Pt. 3

After tapping on Homer’s exclamation mark:

Homer: Lisa! Our mailbox is jammed with valentine’s cards!
Homer: How am I supposed to get my junk mail? If I miss out on 2 for 1 carpet cleaning or a vinyl-clad window deal, I’ll be very upset.
Lisa: Let’s see… Milhouse, Milhouse Van Houten, Master Van Houten, The ‘House, Milli-Van-Illie-Houten…
Lisa: … no Fallout Boy…
Lisa: I know he’s a superhero with the fate of entire nations in his hands but geez… how long does it take to write your name on a card?
Lisa: I’m going to do something that goes against every fiber of my being… play the victim.

Task: Make Lisa Put Herself in Fake Danger
Time: 4h
Location (user doesn't have Bart's Tree House): Simpson House
Location (user has Bart's Tree House): Bart's Tree House
Reward: 100$ 10 XP

After job start:

Milhouse: Dad! Quick! There’s an emergency!
Kirk: You have clean underwear in the laundry room.
Milhouse: Not that kind of emergency. Lisa’s trapped in a tree! I can save her and finally be her hero!
Kirk: Take an extra pair of underwear just in case.
Milhouse: Any true hero would.

Task: Make Sidekick Milhouse Rush to Lisa’s Rescue
Time: 4h
Location (user doesn't have Bart's Tree House): Simpson House
Location (user has Bart's Tree House): Bart's Tree House
Reward: 100$ 10 XP

Lisa: Milhouse! You’re ruining everything! I’m waiting for the REAL Fallout Boy!
Sidekick Milhouse: I’m as real as he gets. I have Fallout Boy’s cuddlebug cape, orthopaedic gloves, prescription eye mask and corrective boots!
Lisa: But I want the REAL Fallout Boy to rescue me and carry me off to his Treehouse of Solitude.
Sidekick Milhouse: I’m confused. This calls for one of Fallout Boy’s super-power anxiety pills!
Sidekick Milhouse: Darn! I left my pill purse at home.

Fission Impossible Pt. 4

After tapping on Milhouse’s exclamation mark:

Sidekick Milhouse: Lisa, could you please come down from the tree so I can save you?
Lisa: I’ll only come down for Fallout Boy.
Sidekick Milhouse: Fine. In the meantime, your Mom sent over more valentine’s cards that came in the mail.
Sidekick Milhouse: The desperate ones are from me. FYI: They’re sealed with real teardrops.
Lisa: *sigh* Where’s a hero when you really need one?
Sidekick Milhouse: I might need one myself. My foot’s stuck in a woodchuck hole. But this means we can wait together!

Task: Make Lisa Wait in a Tree
Time: 24h
Location (user doesn't have Bart's Tree House): Simpson House
Location (user has Bart's Tree House): Bart's Tree House
Requires: Milhouse
Reward: 100$ 10 XP

Lisa: Milhouse, wake up!
Sidekick Milhouse: Huh?! Whuh?!
Lisa: One of those valentine’s cards was from Fallout Boy! He finally replied!

Fission Impossible Pt. 5

After tapping on Lisa’s exclamation mark:

Lisa: “Dear LISA SIMPSON, your fan mail to Fallout Boy was received.”
Lisa: That wasn’t fan mail! I spent $2.95 on that card! “Fallout Boy can’t save you for Valentine’s Day but you can save on merchandise every day from Fallout Boy’s online store.”
Sidekick Milhouse: That’s nice of him.
Lisa: No, it’s not nice. This is just a robo-reply from Fallout Boy’s heartless, corporate shills.
Sidekick Milhouse: What are you going to do?
Lisa: I am going to spend Valentine’s Day with the boy who actually came to my rescue.
Sidekick Milhouse: Who’s that?
Lisa: You! But no physical contact and you have to wear the costume the whole time.
System Message: Don’t miss the arrival of the real Fallout Boy in Springfield. COMING SOON!

Task: Make Lisa Go on a Date with Sidekick Milhouse
Time: 24h
Location: Krusty Burger
Requires: Milhouse
Reward: 100$ 10 XP

Fission Impossible Pt. 6

After tapping on Milhouse’s exclamation mark:

Sidekick Milhouse: I asked Lisa for a goodnight kiss and she said no…
Sidekick Milhouse: … which is way better than last time when she ran away screaming!
Sidekick Milhouse: A “no” is practically third base for a guy like me!

Task: Make Sidekick Milhouse Celebrate
Time: 4h
Location: Van Houten Home
Reward: 100$ 10 XP

Fission Impossible Pt. 7

After logging in on Valentine's Day:

System Message: Happy Valentine’s from Tapped Out! Here’s some mass-produced commercial crap to show you how much we care!




Return to Sender Pt. 1

After tapping on Ralph’s exclamation mark:

Ralph: I got a valiumtime!
Wiggum: It’s “valentine”, Ralphie. A valentine with no name. I think you might have a secret admirer!
Wiggum: Lucky for you, I’m a cop and can solve mysteries…
Wiggum: …by hammering confessions out of little girls who don’t have the guts to sign their names.
Wiggum: Ralphie, I’ll need you to send out valentines to set the trap.
Ralph: Yay! My cop daddy is going rogue!

Task: Make Ralph Send Out a Valentine
Time: 12h
Location: Wiggum House
Reward: 100$ 10 XP

Return to Sender Pt. 2

After tapping on Ralph’s exclamation mark:

Ralph: I sent out one valentine and got one back!
Ralph: Then I sent out two valentines and got two back!
Wiggum: Looks like the ladies all want a corner cut of Ralphie cake.
Wiggum: Since I haven’t shaken a confession out of any of your school chums, we need to cast a wider net.
Ralph: I’ll send cards to every girl, kitty-cat and horsie in Springfield!

Task: Make Ralph Send Out More Valentines
Time: 4h
Location: Wiggum House
Reward: 100$ 10 XP

Return to Sender Pt. 3

After tapping on Wiggum’s exclamation mark:

Wiggum: Ralphie, all these valentines are coming from the same dopey girl. She can barely scrawl her name.
Wiggum: Let Daddy see the envelopes they came in.
Wiggum: They’re all marked “Return to Sender.” Did you forget to put stamps on the cards?
Ralph: Those yummy thin mints? I ate Star Spangled Banners and Shirley Chisholms!
Ralph: My tummy’s gummy for Valentine’s Day!

Task: Make Ralph Enjoy All His Valentines
Time: 24h
Location: Wiggum House
Reward: 100$ 10 XP


The following questline won't appear if you got Mindy in 2014's Event.

Much Ado About Mindy Pt. 1

After tapping on Homer’s exclamation mark:

Homer: Hey Lisa, I thought of an amazing Valentine present for your mom – dinner at a resturant she’s never been to.

Task: Make Homer Book a Reservation
Time: 1h
Location: Madame Chao’s
Reward: 100$ 10 XP

Homer: Hello there! I’d like to book a romantic dinner for Valentine’s Day.
Host: I regret we are fully booked for Valentine’s Day.
Homer: What?!
Host: It’s a fancy way of saying, “You Not Eat Here.”
Homer: But I just built this place! How can you be fully booked?!
Host: Yes, Sir, I agree it is unlikely. It almost seems like I’m just saying that because we don’t serve your kind.
Homer: What?!
Host: “Your Kind”: loutish, impolite, cheap-os.
Host: Thank you so much for leaving now.

Much Ado About Mindy Pt. 2

After tapping on Homer’s exclamation mark:

Homer: Stupid restaurant! I think they were still mad about the stuff I tracked in that we thought was dog poop but turned out to be much, much worse.
Lenny: Homer, stop telling the “I couldn’t get a reservation story” already.
Carl: Yeah, usually, we like inane chatter but that, like, criminally inane.
Mindy: Hi, Homer! It’s me, Mindy! I’m working here again. It’s great to see you.
Homer: Blerf…
Mindy: Um, okay. Guess I’ll see you around. Bye!
Homer: Blerf!
Lenny: Hey, Homer, isn’t she the woman to whom you had an unnaturally strong physical attraction?
Carl: The only woman who made you question your love for Marge?
Homer: Blerf blerf. Blerf be-blerf blerf, blerf.
Lenny: Oopsie, looks like she short-circuited his brain, should we do something?
Carl: Nah, he’ll tell the restaurant story again. Just push him over to his console, he’ll be fine.

Task: Reach Level 11 and Build the Control Building
Task: Make Homer Work a Plant Shift
Task: Make Mindy Work a Plant Shift
Time: 16h
Location: Control Building
Reward: 100$ 10 XP

After job start:

Mindy: Oh hi, Homer! Imagine meeting you here. Small world, huh?
Homer: Even smaller elevator.
Mindy: Hmm, now that your face is inches away from mine I can see you look sad. What’s wrong?
Homer: I’m trying to do something nice for Marge for Valentine’s Day and well, it’s frustrating.
Mindy: So, you’re still married?
Homer: Pretty much, yeah.
Mindy: Well, I’ve got an idea that will solve all your problems.

Much Ado About Mindy Pt. 3

After tapping on Homer’s exclamation mark:

Mindy: So, Homer did you think about what we talked about?
Homer: I don’t know… I’m not really that kind of guy.
Mindy: That’s what makes it so perfect! Marge will never suspect!
Mindy: Look, just think about it. While you do, I’ll ride my motorcyle all around town.
Homer: *groan* Are you gonna look cool while you do it?
Mindy: Probably.
Homer: *groan*

Task: Make Mindy Ride Motorcycle
Time: 24h
Reward: 100$ 10 XP

Homer: Okay, Mindy. I’ve thought it over. I’m in!
Mindy: Woo hoo!

Much Ado About Mindy Pt. 4

After tapping on Homer’s exclamation mark:

Homer: Okay, I can’t believe we’re actually gonna do this. I’ll go pick up some champagne.
Mindy: And I’ll scope out a secluded spot on the beach. It’ll give me a chance to work on my tan.

Task: Have a Beach Expansion and Have a Lawn Chair
Task: Make Mindy Work on Tan
Time: 12h
Location: Beach Chair
Task: Make Homer Buy Champagne
Time: 12h
Location: Kwik-E-Mart
Reward: 100$ 10 XP

After sending Mindy on her quest:

Mindy: I guess you could have a picnic on this beach, if you have a blanket thick enough to protect you from hypodermic needles. And wild dogs.

After sending Homer on his quest:

Homer: Apu, give me a bottle of your finest convenience store champagne!
Apu: Certainly, I will go in the back and make you a fresh bottle while you wait.
Homer: Oooo! Custom Champagne!
Apu: I’ll just grab this box of wine and these fizzy cold medicine tablets and be right back.

When the quests is completed:

Homer: Apu’s champagne tastes terrible. Though it did relieve my sneezing, coughing, stuffy head, and fever.
Mindy: The beach was a bust too. There’s a huge bum fight going on. I think it’s some kind of championship.
Homer: Maybe it just wasn’t meant to be.
Mindy: Oh, you know I’m not going to accept that.

Much Ado About Mindy Pt. 5

After tapping on Lisa’s exclamation mark:

Lisa: Dad, where are you going? Why are you all dressed up?
Homer: I’m heading to Madame Chao’s with Mindy.
Lisa: Shouldn’t you be planning a Valentine’s surprise for Mom instead of eating a romantic lunch with this co-worker woman?
Homer: Lisa, don’t you think I can do two things at once? It’s called two-timing and I happen to be great at it.

Task: Make Homer Eat at Madame Chao’s
Task: Make Mindy Eat at Madame Chao’s
Time: 4h
Location: Madame Chao’s
Reward: 100$ 10 XP

Mindy: Isn’t everything delicious? By the way, Homer, you smell great!
Homer: I tried something new – a shower. I hope that doesn’t tip Marge off!
Lisa: Look at him showered, eating with utensils, cheating on Mom. What’s happening to Dad?

Much Ado About Mindy Pt. 6

After tapping on Homer’s exclamation mark:

Homer: Tonight’s the night. Are you ready to do it?
Mindy: I don’t know what you’re waiting for, big guy! Let’s do it right now!
Lisa: Oh my God! Right here? Now, while I’m spying on them? I can feel the psychological scars forming!
Mindy: Okay, step one: Get that wife of yours out of the house.
Homer: Perfect! You know, you’re pretty romantic when you want to be.
Lisa: What the heck?!

Task: Reach Level 15 and Build Moe’s Tavern
Task: Make Marge Go for a Romantic Stroll with Homer
Time: 5h
Requires: Homer
Reward: 100$ 10 XP

Much Ado About Mindy Pt. 7

After tapping on Lisa’s exclamation mark:

Lisa: Stop right there, Dad. This has gone far enough! You have to tell Mom what’s going on between you and that Mindy woman!
Homer: But Lisa, Marge isn’t supposed to know about what’s going on between me and Mindy!
Marge: WHAT?!
Homer: Mindy was helping me plan a romantic picnic on the beach but the beach was dangerous and the champagne was gross but surprisingly still very drinkable.
Lisa: But what about the date you had with her at that restaurant?
Homer: We were picking up food for dinner tonight, but we knew the only to keep me from eating it all on the way home, was for me to eat a huge lunch at the restaurant.
Homer: Right now, while we’re strolling, Mindy is setting up a romantic picnic dinner at our house, with no wild dogs, or bums. Unless she really strays from the plan we made.
Marge: Oh, Homer, you are such a good Valentine! Thank you!
Lisa: I’m sorry Dad. It’s just the dialogue between you and Mindy was so… misleading. Almost intentionally so.
Homer: Misleading?! You’re crazy. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to leave your mother.
Lisa: What?!
Homer: And flower her. You know, give her a bouquet of leaves and flowers. What did you think I meant?
Lisa: Grrrr.

Task: Make Homer Go on a Valentine’s Date with Marge
Time: 8h
Location: Simpson Home
Requires: Marge
Reward: 100$ 10 XP

Marge: This was wonderful, Homer. Happy Valentine’s Day.
Homer: You too, Sweetie. And since it’s all take out, you don’t have to clean up. We can just let the dog eat the paper plates.
Marge: Um, I’ll just throw them in the trash.
Homer: You crazy romantic *, you.
Homer: *smooch*
Marge: *smooch*